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HYPO: You're making $330k/yr but got offered a prosecutor position

I was at a bar tonight & met the head of homicide at a r...
Ruby Rehab Regret
  04/20/24
I'm in similar situation. Have a private practice that I wou...
Mint Deep Garrison
  04/20/24
this guy was chill as fuck and would be my boss. We discover...
Ruby Rehab Regret
  04/20/24
literally top 0.01% programmer tp.
mahogany insanely creepy field tank
  04/20/24
LMAO
filthy chad bawdyhouse
  04/20/24
if you're a top 0.01% programmer, why do you worry about mon...
Stirring Nowag
  04/20/24
i was at a bar tonight and Sydney Sweeney and Jenna Ortega w...
abnormal sickened heaven weed whacker
  04/20/24
nigga you gay!
stubborn piazza roommate
  04/20/24
fr fr
abnormal sickened heaven weed whacker
  04/20/24
i think you first have all four of you discuss palsgraf and ...
diverse lay
  04/20/24
ty
abnormal sickened heaven weed whacker
  04/20/24
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Demanding Red Stock Car
  04/21/24
You're asking if it's possible to be a prosecutor & keep...
Cheese-eating skinny woman
  04/20/24
everything between $80k and $600k is basically the same anyw...
mahogany insanely creepy field tank
  04/20/24
cr
abnormal sickened heaven weed whacker
  04/20/24
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stubborn piazza roommate
  04/20/24
cr
big haunting multi-billionaire
  04/20/24
can you imagine being such a BOSS that depending on what you...
Supple lime mother
  04/20/24
I am stuck in my life until my mid 70s (unless the cancer ta...
big haunting multi-billionaire
  04/20/24
If you're making them that kind of money they don't mind you...
fragrant ruddy puppy
  04/20/24
Litigation is a terrible way to make a living. Criminal pros...
Sapphire jet-lagged toilet seat pervert
  04/20/24
tell us again about how you can beat any DUI case at trial b...
Irradiated senate jap
  04/20/24
He was at a bar not a tavern
Seedy Dead Rigor
  04/20/24
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filthy chad bawdyhouse
  04/20/24
He's also an experienced bar/restaurant owner. No doubt he w...
wine public bath sex offender
  04/20/24
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Coral Appetizing Boltzmann Newt
  04/22/24
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Multi-colored bonkers sneaky criminal stage
  04/22/24
I'm the prize!!!
spectacular locus
  04/20/24
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Stirring Nowag
  04/20/24
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out-of-control house fanboi
  04/20/24
i haven't read through the thread to see whether you were as...
Supple lime mother
  04/20/24
just read the thread. as i suspected, nearly all the poasts ...
Supple lime mother
  04/20/24
Dude claims he makes $380k yet has like $200k of cc debt hmm...
razzmatazz metal space new version
  04/20/24
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Curious market giraffe
  04/20/24
simple are country prosecutor's office starting salary of 10...
Hairless Background Story Gaping
  04/20/24
lol i totally missed that flame tell. good catch.
Supple lime mother
  04/20/24
random prosbros in are country pay GS-14 to start all the ti...
abnormal sickened heaven weed whacker
  04/20/24
While this is obviously flame, he said starting salary for t...
Olive rough-skinned goal in life
  04/21/24
can you teach me to code?
Fuchsia Odious Range
  04/20/24
Prosecutors are scum, wouldn't take the job for 10 milli
opaque lascivious nursing home codepig
  04/20/24
more like PERSECUTORS amirite?
abnormal sickened heaven weed whacker
  04/20/24
(xo 2004
wine public bath sex offender
  04/21/24
...
180 narrow-minded den black woman
  04/21/24
ill take that as a compliment
opaque lascivious nursing home codepig
  04/21/24
I don't understand the appeal of being a prosecutor at all. ...
Carnelian plaza
  04/20/24
Agreed. I just wanted to piss off xo and succeeded.
Ruby Rehab Regret
  04/20/24
you're always on the verge of greatness. any day now and it...
fishy bateful liquid oxygen hospital
  04/21/24
...
Demanding Red Stock Car
  04/21/24
I would never take a shitgov job now. I would rather starve ...
slap-happy bull headed scourge upon the earth immigrant
  04/21/24
...
Frisky Transparent Cuckold Property
  04/22/24
Cr you wouldn’t know anything about that Fucking fa...
Bespoke pearl community account queen of the night
  04/22/24
Does this guy know you are a racist?
Coral Appetizing Boltzmann Newt
  04/22/24
To be fair, Lol imagine being such a faggot that you actu...
laughsome topaz haunted graveyard
  04/22/24
This happened to me in big law, not flame. Partner leaving f...
Puce histrionic clown
  04/22/24
why?
Frisky Transparent Cuckold Property
  04/22/24
Why was it a mistake? Getting real litigation and investigat...
Puce histrionic clown
  04/22/24
Hurrrrrrr
Bespoke pearl community account queen of the night
  04/22/24
https://manhattanda.org/careers/legal-staff-employment/ &...
insane walnut university macaca
  04/22/24
I didn't click this thread and didn't realize it was TSINAH ...
Multi-colored bonkers sneaky criminal stage
  04/22/24


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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Ruby Rehab Regret

I was at a bar tonight & met the head of homicide at a relatively local county prosecutor's office. We talked for an hour and he wants me to apply. Starting salary is $100k with great benefits. The problem is I don't want to make $100k, I want to make $430k. Is there any way that I can make this work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596669)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Mint Deep Garrison

I'm in similar situation. Have a private practice that I would have to give up but hours are much better as prosecutor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596674)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Ruby Rehab Regret

this guy was chill as fuck and would be my boss. We discovered that we live about 6 blocks from each other and exchanged numbers. Super cool guy & *extremely* experienced. I'd want to work for him to become a better lawyer.

The problem for me is that I'm an expert programmer, literally top 0.01%. I have contributions to the linux kernel under a former moniker, and I'm currently in charge of a new product line that I developed. I'm literally making my company around $1M/yr.

Nevertheless, I'm not an expert lawyer. I'm good enough in that I've gotten my clients better deals than they could've gotten cheaper elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596677)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: mahogany insanely creepy field tank

literally top 0.01% programmer tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596688)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: filthy chad bawdyhouse

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596992)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:30 PM
Author: Stirring Nowag

if you're a top 0.01% programmer, why do you worry about money at all? seems like that would be a golden ticket to print as much money as you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597906)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: abnormal sickened heaven weed whacker

i was at a bar tonight and Sydney Sweeney and Jenna Ortega were hanging out and started making eyes at me. they approached and said they'd be down for a threesome, but I'm dating Anne Hathaway right now and am really into her (I know, I know, old shrew, but she's my subjective 10 okay?). is it possible i could make a 4-way work here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596675)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:25 AM
Author: stubborn piazza roommate

nigga you gay!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596682)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: abnormal sickened heaven weed whacker

fr fr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596689)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: diverse lay

i think you first have all four of you discuss palsgraf and go from there.

good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596698)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: abnormal sickened heaven weed whacker

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597660)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Demanding Red Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600641)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Cheese-eating skinny woman

You're asking if it's possible to be a prosecutor & keep your WFH sinecures?

Of course it's not possible. Also prosecutors suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596676)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:24 AM
Author: mahogany insanely creepy field tank

everything between $80k and $600k is basically the same anyway. take the prosecutor job if you think you’d like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596679)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:24 AM
Author: abnormal sickened heaven weed whacker

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596680)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:25 AM
Author: stubborn piazza roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596684)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: big haunting multi-billionaire

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596993)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Supple lime mother

can you imagine being such a BOSS that depending on what you feel like doing, you can make $300+ coding or just go be a prosbro? pretty much anything we want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596995)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: big haunting multi-billionaire

I am stuck in my life until my mid 70s (unless the cancer takes me or something)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597013)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: fragrant ruddy puppy

If you're making them that kind of money they don't mind you working at night or whenever you can while doing the pros bro job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596716)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:43 AM
Author: Sapphire jet-lagged toilet seat pervert

Litigation is a terrible way to make a living. Criminal prosecution of homicides sounds even worse than family law. Low pay, high stakes, potential lunatics that may want to kill you on both victim and crime side, victims families getting all emotional, emotions everywhere. For 100k? lol…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596806)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:16 AM
Author: Irradiated senate jap

tell us again about how you can beat any DUI case at trial because you know an optometrist from your cigar bar who will testify that vertical gaze nystagmus is bullshit. or about how you'd always get all the charges dropped by deposing victims. your breathtaking criminal law experience and acumen no doubt really impressed that guy at the bar who wants to hire you for high level criminal work. that's how they do it in michigan, the elected county pros bro scouts the obese neckbeard guys at the local tavern and signs up the best talent.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596854)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:02 AM
Author: Seedy Dead Rigor

He was at a bar not a tavern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596906)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: filthy chad bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596994)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: wine public bath sex offender

He's also an experienced bar/restaurant owner. No doubt he was there on a consulting contract teaching the bar owner how to make real money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596997)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Coral Appetizing Boltzmann Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600835)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored bonkers sneaky criminal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47601951)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:36 AM
Author: spectacular locus

I'm the prize!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596918)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:30 PM
Author: Stirring Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597909)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: out-of-control house fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597993)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Supple lime mother

i haven't read through the thread to see whether you were asked this obvious question, but aren't you living in Michigan and did your application for admission ever get approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596919)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:46 AM
Author: Supple lime mother

just read the thread. as i suspected, nearly all the poasts were lolling at you for this made up story. if this happened, the guy was probably just piss drunk and running his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596921)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz metal space new version

Dude claims he makes $380k yet has like $200k of cc debt hmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47598000)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Curious market giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596925)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: Hairless Background Story Gaping

simple are country prosecutor's office starting salary of 100k tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596979)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Supple lime mother

lol i totally missed that flame tell. good catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596984)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: abnormal sickened heaven weed whacker

random prosbros in are country pay GS-14 to start all the time it's nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597706)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Olive rough-skinned goal in life

While this is obviously flame, he said starting salary for this position. Not like he’d be coming right out of law school and they wouldn’t hire someone with that little experience to prosecute murders in any event.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600640)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Fuchsia Odious Range

can you teach me to code?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596986)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: opaque lascivious nursing home codepig

Prosecutors are scum, wouldn't take the job for 10 milli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596996)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: abnormal sickened heaven weed whacker

more like PERSECUTORS amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597707)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: wine public bath sex offender

(xo 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600571)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: 180 narrow-minded den black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600574)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:42 PM
Author: opaque lascivious nursing home codepig

ill take that as a compliment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600581)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza

I don't understand the appeal of being a prosecutor at all. You would have to pay me more not less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597920)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Ruby Rehab Regret

Agreed. I just wanted to piss off xo and succeeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47598199)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: fishy bateful liquid oxygen hospital

you're always on the verge of greatness. any day now and it's gonna happen for you man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600596)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Demanding Red Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600642)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: slap-happy bull headed scourge upon the earth immigrant

I would never take a shitgov job now. I would rather starve and be on welfare. The ignominy of working your ass off for peanuts is a very bad thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600814)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Frisky Transparent Cuckold Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600871)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: Bespoke pearl community account queen of the night

Cr you wouldn’t know anything about that

Fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47602008)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Coral Appetizing Boltzmann Newt

Does this guy know you are a racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600833)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:23 AM
Author: laughsome topaz haunted graveyard

To be fair,

Lol imagine being such a faggot that you actually say something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600885)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:09 AM
Author: Puce histrionic clown

This happened to me in big law, not flame. Partner leaving for government offered to take me along as an AUSA. I turned it down but looking back it was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600868)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Frisky Transparent Cuckold Property

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600870)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:20 AM
Author: Puce histrionic clown

Why was it a mistake? Getting real litigation and investigation experience (regardless of how much I hate litigation) would have been a huge career boost versus sitting in biglaw churning motions for years on end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600883)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: Bespoke pearl community account queen of the night

Hurrrrrrr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47602009)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:17 AM
Author: insane walnut university macaca

https://manhattanda.org/careers/legal-staff-employment/

"Salaries for Assistant District Attorneys range from $85,000 for recent law school graduates not yet admitted to the practice of law to $171,500 based on year of graduation from law school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600877)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored bonkers sneaky criminal stage

I didn't click this thread and didn't realize it was TSINAH flame.

TSINAH, why are you such a pathological liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47601949)