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HYPO: You're making $330k/yr but got offered a prosecutor position
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:16 AM Author: Electric Self-centered Corn Cake Becky I was at a bar tonight & met the head of homicide at a relatively local county prosecutor's office. We talked for an hour and he wants me to apply. Starting salary is $100k with great benefits. The problem is I don't want to make $100k, I want to make $430k. Is there any way that I can make this work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596669) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:18 AM Author: Low-t Magenta Forum Wagecucks I'm in similar situation. Have a private practice that I would have to give up but hours are much better as prosecutor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596674) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Electric Self-centered Corn Cake Becky this guy was chill as fuck and would be my boss. We discovered that we live about 6 blocks from each other and exchanged numbers. Super cool guy & *extremely* experienced. I'd want to work for him to become a better lawyer.
The problem for me is that I'm an expert programmer, literally top 0.01%. I have contributions to the linux kernel under a former moniker, and I'm currently in charge of a new product line that I developed. I'm literally making my company around $1M/yr.
Nevertheless, I'm not an expert lawyer. I'm good enough in that I've gotten my clients better deals than they could've gotten cheaper elsewhere |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:28 AM Author: bossy digit ratio literally top 0.01% programmer tp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596688) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:02 AM Author: disturbing dashing theater generalized bond LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596992) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:30 PM Author: Ungodly Theater Stage Kitty if you're a top 0.01% programmer, why do you worry about money at all? seems like that would be a golden ticket to print as much money as you want (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597906) |
Date: April 20th, 2024 12:20 AM Author: Talented abnormal cuck alpha i was at a bar tonight and Sydney Sweeney and Jenna Ortega were hanging out and started making eyes at me. they approached and said they'd be down for a threesome, but I'm dating Anne Hathaway right now and am really into her (I know, I know, old shrew, but she's my subjective 10 okay?). is it possible i could make a 4-way work here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596675) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:25 AM Author: Talking bisexual stead nigga you gay! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596682) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:29 AM Author: Talented abnormal cuck alpha fr fr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596689) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:33 AM Author: saffron dingle berry resort i think you first have all four of you discuss palsgraf and go from there. good luck. |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:40 PM Author: Talented abnormal cuck alpha ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597660) |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 10:11 PM Author: red heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600641) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:21 AM Author: Up-to-no-good halford You're asking if it's possible to be a prosecutor & keep your WFH sinecures?
Of course it's not possible. Also prosecutors suck. |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:24 AM Author: bossy digit ratio everything between $80k and $600k is basically the same anyway. take the prosecutor job if you think you’d like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596679) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:24 AM Author: Talented abnormal cuck alpha cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596680) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:25 AM Author: Talking bisexual stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596684) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: costumed roommate cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596993) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:06 AM Author: bipolar pearl state can you imagine being such a BOSS that depending on what you feel like doing, you can make $300+ coding or just go be a prosbro? pretty much anything we want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596995) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:20 AM Author: costumed roommate I am stuck in my life until my mid 70s (unless the cancer takes me or something) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597013) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:49 AM Author: odious lettuce abode If you're making them that kind of money they don't mind you working at night or whenever you can while doing the pros bro job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596716) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:43 AM Author: Frisky Field Tattoo Litigation is a terrible way to make a living. Criminal prosecution of homicides sounds even worse than family law. Low pay, high stakes, potential lunatics that may want to kill you on both victim and crime side, victims families getting all emotional, emotions everywhere. For 100k? lol… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596806) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:16 AM Author: stimulating keepsake machete stag film tell us again about how you can beat any DUI case at trial because you know an optometrist from your cigar bar who will testify that vertical gaze nystagmus is bullshit. or about how you'd always get all the charges dropped by deposing victims. your breathtaking criminal law experience and acumen no doubt really impressed that guy at the bar who wants to hire you for high level criminal work. that's how they do it in michigan, the elected county pros bro scouts the obese neckbeard guys at the local tavern and signs up the best talent.
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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:02 AM Author: insanely creepy native nibblets He was at a bar not a tavern (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596906) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:05 AM Author: disturbing dashing theater generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596994) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:06 AM Author: appetizing ticket booth dog poop He's also an experienced bar/restaurant owner. No doubt he was there on a consulting contract teaching the bar owner how to make real money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596997) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2024 12:14 AM Author: Well-lubricated Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600835) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2024 3:15 PM Author: Soul-stirring cocky base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47601951) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:36 AM Author: fragrant bistre crackhouse I'm the prize!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596918) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:30 PM Author: Ungodly Theater Stage Kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597909) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:05 PM Author: charismatic nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597993) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:39 AM Author: bipolar pearl state i haven't read through the thread to see whether you were asked this obvious question, but aren't you living in Michigan and did your application for admission ever get approved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596919) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:46 AM Author: bipolar pearl state just read the thread. as i suspected, nearly all the poasts were lolling at you for this made up story. if this happened, the guy was probably just piss drunk and running his mouth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596921) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:10 PM Author: Passionate Navy Set Mexican Dude claims he makes $380k yet has like $200k of cc debt hmmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47598000) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Spruce exhilarant lodge coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596925) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:48 AM Author: at-the-ready toaster simple are country prosecutor's office starting salary of 100k tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596979) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:52 AM Author: bipolar pearl state lol i totally missed that flame tell. good catch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596984) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:07 PM Author: Talented abnormal cuck alpha random prosbros in are country pay GS-14 to start all the time it's nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597706) |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 10:10 PM Author: henna property While this is obviously flame, he said starting salary for this position. Not like he’d be coming right out of law school and they wouldn’t hire someone with that little experience to prosecute murders in any event. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600640) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:55 AM Author: salmon multi-colored legend genital piercing can you teach me to code? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596986) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:06 AM Author: Slate range boltzmann Prosecutors are scum, wouldn't take the job for 10 milli (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596996) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:08 PM Author: Talented abnormal cuck alpha more like PERSECUTORS amirite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597707) |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:40 PM Author: appetizing ticket booth dog poop (xo 2004 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600571) |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:41 PM Author: mustard jap library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600574) |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:42 PM Author: Slate range boltzmann ill take that as a compliment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600581) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:33 PM Author: chartreuse contagious haunted graveyard I don't understand the appeal of being a prosecutor at all. You would have to pay me more not less. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597920) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: Electric Self-centered Corn Cake Becky Agreed. I just wanted to piss off xo and succeeded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47598199) |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:46 PM Author: khaki clown you're always on the verge of greatness. any day now and it's gonna happen for you man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600596) |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 10:11 PM Author: red heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600642) |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 11:53 PM Author: wonderful elastic band I would never take a shitgov job now. I would rather starve and be on welfare. The ignominy of working your ass off for peanuts is a very bad thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600814) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:11 AM Author: Razzmatazz site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600871) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2024 3:28 PM Author: cobalt kink-friendly space Cr you wouldn’t know anything about that
Fucking faggot |
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Date: April 22nd, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Well-lubricated Parlor Does this guy know you are a racist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600833) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:23 AM Author: Disgusting excitant piazza gaping To be fair,
Lol imagine being such a faggot that you actually say something like this |
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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:09 AM Author: jet-lagged hall This happened to me in big law, not flame. Partner leaving for government offered to take me along as an AUSA. I turned it down but looking back it was a huge mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600868) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:11 AM Author: Razzmatazz site why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600870) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:20 AM Author: jet-lagged hall Why was it a mistake? Getting real litigation and investigation experience (regardless of how much I hate litigation) would have been a huge career boost versus sitting in biglaw churning motions for years on end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600883) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2024 3:28 PM Author: cobalt kink-friendly space Hurrrrrrr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47602009) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:17 AM Author: sapphire concupiscible death wish https://manhattanda.org/careers/legal-staff-employment/
"Salaries for Assistant District Attorneys range from $85,000 for recent law school graduates not yet admitted to the practice of law to $171,500 based on year of graduation from law school." |
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Date: April 22nd, 2024 3:15 PM Author: Soul-stirring cocky base I didn't click this thread and didn't realize it was TSINAH flame.
TSINAH, why are you such a pathological liar? |