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I don't see any other interpretation
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cr. OP is retarded for poasting this
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With a 5 year vesting schedule
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How much is their HR team freaking out right now? I'd thi...
beady-eyed crotch
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the hr team? not at all the innumerate and/or illiterate sh...
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I think its at best a scriveners error and at worse fraud. ...
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Does a typical CBA have an integration clause and mutual dra...
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One weird trick.
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Why would you need a labor attorney? 99.9% of companies ...
beady-eyed crotch
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What difference does it make what industry standard terms ar...
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it's not the indemnity section of a purchase agreement revie...
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It's a CBA. It was negotiated by the union, not just impose...
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How dumb are you, bro? The sentence only has one reasonable ...
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i can't read this in a way that makes the company's version ...
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employee contribution - $79.30 the "first 6%" of ...
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See below. Your math renders the entire formula moot. ...
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Yeah - if we're pretending to be a law board - there's no lo...
beady-eyed crotch
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It's not at all ambiguous. It clearly means 3% of the amount...
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Then why did they not write 3% instead of saying 50% of 6%?
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What difference does it make? Contractual language isn't re...
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Because your reading of it relies on the contract being draf...
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and then one day, for no reason at all
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Lmao “And be grateful you get that much!”
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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Organic Girlfriend Tattoo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GL7ixUpW8AANjEb?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47607905)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: stirring shimmering elastic band

Smart!

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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Irradiated genital piercing



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant idiotic internal respiration state

lmao

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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: Umber Hateful Sanctuary

lmao

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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: Lime hairraiser boiling water address



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: 180 pervert gay wizard



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine friendly grandma headpube

I don't see any other interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47607929)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Startling boyish goal in life theater stage

cr. OP is retarded for poasting this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47607970)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Disgusting Parlour Gaming Laptop



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored Organic Girlfriend Tattoo



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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: outnumbered prole

With a 5 year vesting schedule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47607978)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed crotch

How much is their HR team freaking out right now?

I'd think plausibly they facing a lawsuit where they probably owe 3% of everyone's wages for a few years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47607988)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Mustard Hideous Fortuitous Meteor Old Irish Cottage

the hr team? not at all

the innumerate and/or illiterate shitlawyer and union reps who negotiated a “match” of 3% of the first 6% for their clients, otoh…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47607997)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed crotch

I think its at best a scriveners error and at worse fraud.

I really doubt a judge is going to go "Yeah it was totally chill for the company to mimic standard language but twist it to only pay people 1/20th what a reasonable worker would assume based on industry standards without fully disclosing the diffference."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608002)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: heady twinkling masturbator



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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine friendly grandma headpube

Does a typical CBA have an integration clause and mutual drafting clause? If so, why would a judge do anything but look at what it says?

Do we have a labor lawyer in the house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608060)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated electric furnace

One weird trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608080)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed crotch

Why would you need a labor attorney?

99.9% of companies offer something similar to a 50% match of an employees contributions up to 6% of their salary. They're clearly using an industry term and there was an error in drafting.

If this was truly their intent, and the company's attorney wasn't a full blown moron, then the next line has to say "By way of example, if an an employee makes $100,000 and contributes $6,000 to their 401k, employer will contribute $180.00 to the 401k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608108)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine friendly grandma headpube

What difference does it make what industry standard terms are? Parties aren't required to used industry standard terms. The language quoted by the Redditor is perfectly intelligible, and it doesn't provide for a match capped based on compensation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608170)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Bespoke milk

it's not the indemnity section of a purchase agreement reviewed separately by 30 different lawyers. it doesn't benefit society to have employees look out for gotcha language in 99% boilerplate 401k agreements that they sign during orientation

ski resort sneaks in "we have the right to fuck your wife at any time" in 6 font in the waiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608252)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: vigorous aquamarine friendly grandma headpube

It's a CBA. It was negotiated by the union, not just imposed on the employees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608268)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Painfully honest aromatic philosopher-king



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Date: April 25th, 2024 4:37 PM
Author: Disgusting Parlour Gaming Laptop

How dumb are you, bro? The sentence only has one reasonable meaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47609658)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Mustard Hideous Fortuitous Meteor Old Irish Cottage

lmao

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Date: April 24th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: charcoal toilet seat nibblets

i can't read this in a way that makes the company's version true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608200)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: gay cracking mexican

employee contribution - $79.30

the "first 6%" of that contribution - $4.76

company matches 50% of that 6% - $2.38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608214)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: nofapping coral national corn cake



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: beady-eyed crotch

See below.

Your math renders the entire formula moot.

It'd be like if you wrote a contract saying, "Buyer will be able to achieve an earnout equal to 1/2 times 1/4 divided by 6 times 11 multiplied by the 2026 revenue."

Why would you write it so stupidly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608230)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed crotch

Yeah - if we're pretending to be a law board - there's no logical reason to phrase it that they'll match 50% of the first 6% of your contributions - it's a pretty nonsensical structure. Why not just say they'll match the first 3% of the actual money you put into your account?

There's no logical reason to have the 50% of the 6% if they both refer to contributions...

It's clearly ambiguous and you look to what this phrasing means within the industry and its obvious that the intent is that they'll match 50% of your contributions up to 6% of your salary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608220)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: vigorous aquamarine friendly grandma headpube

It's not at all ambiguous. It clearly means 3% of the amount contributed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608244)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed crotch

Then why did they not write 3% instead of saying 50% of 6%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608842)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine friendly grandma headpube

What difference does it make? Contractual language isn't rendered ambiguous simply on account of there being a clearer and more succinct way to express the same meaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608846)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed crotch

Because your reading of it relies on the contract being drafted with multiple fraction as a math equation, which probably 0.00001% of all contracts in history have been drafted with such stupidity, and my interpretation aligns it with probably 30-60% of all similar 401k match programs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47610189)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: glittery overrated windowlicker
Subject: and then one day, for no reason at all

because good kikesmanship requires plausibly deniable deceit

normies will read that as 3% of your compensation (or 50% of your contribution), not 3% "on the first 6% of [your] contributions.", i.e., 3% of 0.06*paycheck. In other words, it's tricky wording to masquerade the order of operations. Half of 6% applied to your (((contribution))), rather than half of 6% applied to your compensation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47608871)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Stimulating Jet School Cafeteria

Lmao

“And be grateful you get that much!”

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Date: April 25th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: thirsty ladyboy

hilarious

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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Sapphire persian point

“Enjoy!”

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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:13 PM
Author: heady twinkling masturbator



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Domesticated tank

lol

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Date: April 25th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Disgusting Parlour Gaming Laptop

, after a 15 percent gratuity deduction.

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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored Organic Girlfriend Tattoo



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Date: April 25th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Titillating cyan church building

"First" 6% is nonsensical; it's probably language that was redrafted multiple times and they fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521232&forum_id=2#47610118)