(and I’m not just saying that because I’d miss your gorgeous poasting if it took a backseat to wholesome marital endeavors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611071)

That's how I feel. I'm not in any hurry to pursue women right now (or men either har har)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611082)

(One more bit of unsolicited advice, if I may: pursuing and cherishing wholesome camaraderie with insightful men - experiencing gaiety of the traditional Walt Disney or Tom Bombadil variety, that is - can be very rewarding, in my personal experience.

Indeed, I would submit this very website as an inspiring illustration of my claim, along with the many wonderful literary works to be found in this world’s cultural histories - being able to visit wise men’s minds and interior castles when the XO archives are unavailable)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611113)

*Breathes a sigh of relief that you’re not judging me for giving first priority to printing out hard copies of all your poasts, in the race against time before the ZoZo hamster gives up the ghost*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611133)

You rape children, and in a just world you would have long ago been executed and buried in a shallow pit way out in the woods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47614136)

did she lawyer up and try to squeeze you on that shit or did you guys just file papers are part ways?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611094)

For all her faults she's been pretty reasonable in not trying to do a shakedown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611121)

welcome to the first day of the rest of your life. spring is here and summer isn't far behind. there will be a day very soon where you're having a blast doing something you wouldn't have been able to do before, and you're going to be like "holy shit why didn't i do this sooner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611135)

thanks for being supportive through all this

i'm sorry i spent like 2 weeks shitting on you last year lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611170)

woman do not understand that they have a very finite shelf life whereas men age like wine until very late in life. they don't understand that marriage is *also* for their benefit because otherwise men would fuck and suck young women forever.

it's sad but they make their own beds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611146)

we need some sort of vince mcmahon meme of that recent epah gym photo for moments like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47615685)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611647)

it's all upwards for you now brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611656)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EPE5kXl7YY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611679)

If this was a shrew you just cut your losses on one of the poorest ROI moves you could make in life from an pure utility standpoint and to walk away basically unscathed, more knowledgeable and break even - you are a fucking lockbox just don’t jump into another thing with an American women ever again unless she’s under 25 and if she is assume she’s fucking 5+ other dudes

The best part is never having to hear their grating voice again, just went and got a chocolate croissant and this fit shrew came in holding baby in front basket on her and her voice sounded just like my ex coke bitch and I could feel all the tension in my body release realizing I don’t have that awful shrill mannish voice bellowing around for 18+ yrs holy fuck

It’s over but also just beginning OP

בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יהוה, אֱלֹהֵינוּּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם, הַגּוֹמֵל לַחַיָּבִים טוֹבוֹת שֶׁגְּמָלַנִי כָּל טוֹב.

Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu, melekh ha'olam, hagomel lahayavim tovot, sheg'molani kol tov.

Blessed are You, LORD our God, King of the Universe, Who bestows good things upon the unworthy, and has bestowed upon me every goodness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47611706)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47615967)

On the other: Email me, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521691&forum_id=2#47615949)