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EXCLUSIVE: Avi Eisenberg charged with possession of child pornography(Karlstack)

https://www.karlstack.com/p/exclusive-avi-eisenberg-charged-...
Talented Nighttime Market Water Buffalo
  04/26/24
To be fair, Wow, Chris, great job -- btw, "Einsenber...
amethyst hospital
  04/27/24
Why don’t you just get a PACER account and spend a few...
excitant bat shit crazy theater really tough guy
  04/26/24
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appetizing factory reset button
  04/26/24
way beyond his capabilities
maize arrogant crackhouse persian
  04/26/24
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Twinkling supple orchestra pit background story
  04/26/24
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vigorous sticky depressive
  04/27/24
>My reporting involves taking risks. In this case, there ...
fantasy-prone exciting native
  04/26/24
lol, did he really write that? (I refused to click on his s...
maize arrogant crackhouse persian
  04/26/24
You shoulda said “billions in crypto” to make yo...
federal provocative hominid mother
  04/26/24
your facts are wrong and your children are castrated
Talented Nighttime Market Water Buffalo
  04/26/24
How many articles would you like me to link to, Nancy Drew?
federal provocative hominid mother
  04/27/24
just one reporting that he was formally charged you dont ...
Talented Nighttime Market Water Buffalo
  04/27/24
why would there be more risk to your safety in reporting for...
Stimulating Chartreuse Skinny Woman Brunch
  04/27/24
Think it has something to do with “being a dramatic qu...
federal provocative hominid mother
  04/27/24
Bro it takes time to develop charges, unless you enjoy miss...
vigorous sticky depressive
  04/27/24
If you mock, defame, or threaten Karlstack you're trash
misunderstood fragrant plaza
  04/26/24
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crystalline den
  04/27/24
Stunning and brave journalism!
misunderstood fragrant plaza
  04/27/24
Where's the actual article? It's just a copy of a public co...
laughsome spot
  04/27/24
who the fuck is avi eisenberg
Mischievous Church Building Yarmulke
  04/27/24
a sentence in a karlstack Article is like the prompt in an S...
Aromatic pistol dilemma
  04/27/24
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crystalline den
  04/27/24
lol devastating
Silver slippery volcanic crater faggotry
  04/27/24
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Mentally impaired police squad
  04/27/24
Holy crap
Clear sadistic people who are hurt institution
  04/27/24
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Judgmental hissy fit keepsake machete
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bronze internal respiration
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vigorous sticky depressive
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Ultramarine low-t space ceo
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gaped avocado rigor ladyboy
  04/27/24
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appetizing factory reset button
  04/27/24
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Up-to-no-good ruby useless brakes
  04/27/24
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yapping french chef
  04/27/24
Bro I read about this like 2 weeks ago. Maybe a week ago idk
Razzle-dazzle Spruce Incel Rigpig
  04/27/24
where?
Talented Nighttime Market Water Buffalo
  04/27/24
Okay, 8 months ago. https://beincrypto.com/fbi-child-pornogr...
federal provocative hominid mother
  04/27/24
he wasn't charged at this point you don't know what you...
Talented Nighttime Market Water Buffalo
  04/27/24
You felt like the danger stemmed from reporting the charges,...
federal provocative hominid mother
  04/27/24
...
Stimulating Chartreuse Skinny Woman Brunch
  04/27/24
This reads like every other story where they manage to get i...
vigorous sticky depressive
  04/27/24
Because child porn should carry the death penalty
Razzle-dazzle Spruce Incel Rigpig
  04/27/24
Is this person related to the annoying actor? Except the fi...
Bearded harsh deer antler
  04/27/24
He played a good zuck too
Razzle-dazzle Spruce Incel Rigpig
  04/27/24
180
appetizing factory reset button
  04/27/24
So either the FBI got into someone's iPhone, or the FBI plan...
vigorous sticky depressive
  04/27/24
karlstack is deep state
misunderstood fragrant plaza
  04/27/24
He's too shitty to be the face behind of any of the actual r...
vigorous sticky depressive
  04/27/24
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gaped avocado rigor ladyboy
  04/27/24
The only poasters who should be scared by this are prince (a...
Razzle-dazzle Spruce Incel Rigpig
  04/27/24
I invite the government to spy on me and read my messages. I...
vigorous sticky depressive
  04/27/24


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Date: April 26th, 2024 10:03 PM
Author: Talented Nighttime Market Water Buffalo

https://www.karlstack.com/p/exclusive-avi-eisenberg-charged-with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612338)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 2:04 AM
Author: amethyst hospital

To be fair,

Wow, Chris, great job -- btw, "Einsenberg"... what is that, Swedish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612627)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: excitant bat shit crazy theater really tough guy

Why don’t you just get a PACER account and spend a few hours learning how to navigate a court docket. Then you wouldn’t need to rely on ppl sending you this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612342)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 10:23 PM
Author: appetizing factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612356)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 10:25 PM
Author: maize arrogant crackhouse persian

way beyond his capabilities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612363)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Twinkling supple orchestra pit background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612442)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:04 AM
Author: vigorous sticky depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613028)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: fantasy-prone exciting native

>My reporting involves taking risks. In this case, there was a good chance that Avi would use his hundreds of millions of crypto to hire an assassin to hunt me down and kill me… That was a very real possibility, and I am only being a tiny bit hyperbolic.

This is histrionic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612397)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: maize arrogant crackhouse persian

lol, did he really write that? (I refused to click on his shit).

if so, it really gives us insight into his sick mindset. it shows that he indeed simps for jewish billionaires because he thinks they have this level of power and will act to substantively change his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612399)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: federal provocative hominid mother

You shoulda said “billions in crypto” to make you seem even more brave for reporting something that had been reported by 368 other websites six months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612429)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Talented Nighttime Market Water Buffalo

your facts are wrong

and your children are castrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612433)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: federal provocative hominid mother

How many articles would you like me to link to, Nancy Drew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612875)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Talented Nighttime Market Water Buffalo

just one reporting that he was formally charged

you dont know what you are talking about -- bad lawyer

what you are likely thinking of is articles that say court documents indicate they found CP on his computer, after which everyone was confused why he wasnt charged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612878)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Stimulating Chartreuse Skinny Woman Brunch

why would there be more risk to your safety in reporting formal charges, when there are dozens of articles that say CP was found on his computer 6 months ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613037)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:16 AM
Author: federal provocative hominid mother

Think it has something to do with “being a dramatic queer”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613054)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: vigorous sticky depressive

Bro it takes time to develop charges, unless you enjoy missing key points of evidence and bringing weak ass charges and failing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613047)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: misunderstood fragrant plaza

If you mock, defame, or threaten Karlstack you're trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612447)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: crystalline den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612841)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: misunderstood fragrant plaza

Stunning and brave journalism!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612793)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 7:33 AM
Author: laughsome spot

Where's the actual article? It's just a copy of a public court document.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612774)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 7:33 AM
Author: Mischievous Church Building Yarmulke

who the fuck is avi eisenberg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612776)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Aromatic pistol dilemma

a sentence in a karlstack Article is like the prompt in an SAT II rewrite Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612807)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: crystalline den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612842)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: Silver slippery volcanic crater faggotry

lol devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612849)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: Mentally impaired police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612853)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: Clear sadistic people who are hurt institution

Holy crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612984)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Judgmental hissy fit keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613018)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: bronze internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613025)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: vigorous sticky depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613029)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: sapphire rehab affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613040)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Ultramarine low-t space ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613059)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: gaped avocado rigor ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613079)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: appetizing factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613144)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 1:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good ruby useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613247)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: yapping french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47614207)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Spruce Incel Rigpig

Bro I read about this like 2 weeks ago. Maybe a week ago idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612832)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Talented Nighttime Market Water Buffalo

where?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612868)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: federal provocative hominid mother

Okay, 8 months ago. https://beincrypto.com/fbi-child-pornography-mango-markets-hacker-avi-eisenberg-phone/

Is “Google” not in an investigative reporter’s toolkit? (But beware, I’ve heard rumors that Avi had the guys at beincrypto murdered right after this came out)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612881)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Talented Nighttime Market Water Buffalo

he wasn't charged at this point

you don't know what you are talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612929)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: federal provocative hominid mother

You felt like the danger stemmed from reporting the charges, not the arrest? What other security protocols have you implemented to ensure Avi doesn’t take his revenge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612987)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: Stimulating Chartreuse Skinny Woman Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613042)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: vigorous sticky depressive

This reads like every other story where they manage to get into someone's encrypted comms. Why is this even news?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613032)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Spruce Incel Rigpig

Because child porn should carry the death penalty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613158)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Bearded harsh deer antler

Is this person related to the annoying actor?

Except the film "Adventureland" - he was actually perfectly cast in that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47612843)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Spruce Incel Rigpig

He played a good zuck too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613177)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: appetizing factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613178)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: vigorous sticky depressive

So either the FBI got into someone's iPhone, or the FBI planted child porn. That's what Karlstack is really telling us. This piece is meant to be a threat. You're supposed to feel scared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613030)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: misunderstood fragrant plaza

karlstack is deep state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613060)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: vigorous sticky depressive

He's too shitty to be the face behind of any of the actual reporting. He's just supposed to originate the story so that others can develop it and make it a big deal. They can't actually have him do interviews or long form journalism.

He might be useful as a name to have on a byline of some article written by a team (using AI), but what's the market value of that? There's some laid off whore trying to get hired as an "analyst" for some Ukraine-related shit, and on her best day she was making $2k/mo. Karlstack ain't even pushin a war, just DEI shit, so that's like $200/mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613138)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: gaped avocado rigor ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613150)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Spruce Incel Rigpig

The only poasters who should be scared by this are prince (already in jail), DBG (shrewd enough to avoid CSAM/CP charges), and you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613181)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: vigorous sticky depressive

I invite the government to spy on me and read my messages. I hope they are keeping detailed notes and learning something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521872&forum_id=2#47613185)