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Army Reservist DEFENDING YOUR FREEDOMS and taking ?'s
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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:30 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin I'm away for Annual Training, taking questions.
- JAG; - 6'1; - 7.6 inches pressed to the bone
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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:38 PM Author: Indecent glassy field How hard is it for a 37 year old loser litigator to join the reserves? Can I gain advanced rank for my LLM/work experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616147) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:58 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin Can you run 2 miles without gasping and falling over with a heart attack?
If so, YOU'RE IN! |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:52 PM Author: Indecent glassy field Yeah I can. I'm in decent shape
However, do I have to come in as an O-2/O-3 like most JAGs? I have like 10 years of litttigator experience and an LLM.
Also how long does the process take? I heard its like a year and they might throw up barriers |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:45 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin It doesn't matter.
You're gonna come in and suck cock as a 1LT just like everyone else. |
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Date: April 29th, 2024 12:49 PM Author: Indecent glassy field Seems like you are wrong
https://www.rand.org/paf/projects/dopma-ropma/officer-accession/constructive-credit.html
Chaplains and JAG Officers: Entry grade credit shall not exceed 3 years. Constructive credit awarded may not result in an appointment about the O-3 grade.
1 year of constructive service credit will be awarded for each year of graduate level education to persons appointed, designated, or assigned in an officer category that requires such advanced education or an advanced degree as a prerequisite for appointment. The amount of credit awarded will not exceed the number of years the majority of institutions that award degrees in that field require for completion of the advanced education or award of the advanced degree. |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:48 PM Author: onyx black woman skinny woman Are you with an LOD? How long after advance course does it take to pin O-4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616171) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:59 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin You'll make O-4 in about 6-8 years.
You come out as a 1LT and make CPT within 6 months. |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:59 PM Author: onyx black woman skinny woman I am a CPT already, sir. Im asking you how long after you graduated jaoac did it take to pin 0-4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616217) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:00 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin I pinned on MAJ 2 years after finishing JAOAC.
Now I've gotta find the motivation to finish fucking ILE |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:50 PM Author: Stirring hilarious police squad school cafeteria Are you doing anything useful or just sucking up my tax money and poasting on reddit
Oh also fuck you you dumb beady eyed nigger |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:59 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin You need to get down on your fucking knees and be grateful brave BROS like me are willing to step away from our lucrative practices and go defend your fucking freedoms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616215) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:08 PM Author: Stirring hilarious police squad school cafeteria Don’t you have pushups to do, faggot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616253) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:54 PM Author: Indigo sneaky criminal How fast do you need to run 2 miles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616187) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:55 PM Author: Stirring hilarious police squad school cafeteria 20 minutes but you can get a waiver for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616196) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:00 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin 21:30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616221) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:27 PM Author: Stirring hilarious police squad school cafeteria holy shit this country is a JOKE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616327) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:46 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin Imagine doing an entire cross-fit class
resting for only 10 minutes
and then running 2 miles
I doubt you'll be busting out 6 min/miles |
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Date: April 29th, 2024 1:17 AM Author: trip gaped chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47617075) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:59 PM Author: Well-lubricated Cruise Ship Macaca can i count on you to die for israel?
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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:01 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin LOLOLOLOL, no, not at fucking all.
I'm a JAG, I don't do the dying in war. I'm back at the TOC with the Commander sipping coffee and writing legal reviews. |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: Well-lubricated Cruise Ship Macaca do you do the penis inspections like Ron DeSantis did? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616438) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:46 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin Yes, in fact we had a drug test this morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616684) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:05 PM Author: Ruby office What happens if ur a solo and you get mobilized? Have a contingency plan to hand off clients to another attorney? If ur a gov lawyer reserves seems chill but if ur in private practice I can’t imagine it’s worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616249) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:28 PM Author: onyx black woman skinny woman Yes you must have a plan to hand off cases.
Alternately, a JAG with a less complicated situation would probably be happy to take your seat on the mobilization bus. But that's not great for your jag career |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:47 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin I'm a CivilBro, so I'm not in court that often.
However, if I did get mobilized to go die for Israel, then I'd have to put all of my trial-ready cases on hold while I'm deployed for the next 9 months or so. |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:55 PM Author: Indecent glassy field If you have a lot of foreign travel and have been married to like a Russian chick, will you fail the security clearance process for JAG? What is it now, Secret or TS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616403) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:47 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin Secret unless you're in a slot that requires a TS.
You have to report every time you go out of the country. |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 11:34 PM Author: Ruby office Isn’t that only active? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616931) |
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Date: April 29th, 2024 7:20 AM Author: onyx black woman skinny woman My state requires it for guardsmen and the reserves as a federal organ probably do as well. It is not a serious requirement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47617306) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 8:04 PM Author: metal purple internal respiration degenerate What does a JAG reserve officer actually do during monthly and summer training? Do you basically do a bunch of CLEs while on a base?
How did you take the time off from work for basic training etc? |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:48 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin We do weapons qualification which is fun as shit.
Regarding time off, your job HAS to keep your job while you are gone for military duty. However, they can fuck with you in 100 different ways once you come back, tho. |
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Date: April 29th, 2024 1:10 AM Author: Indecent glassy field What are some of the ways they can fuck with you? Can’t you sue based on the USERRA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47617072) |
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Date: April 29th, 2024 7:22 AM Author: onyx black woman skinny woman The boss is just a huge asshole about it on a spectrum from passive aggressive to actionably discriminatory. Any benefit they can legally withhold, on a contrived pretext, will be withheld. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47617309) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin They can give you shitty assignments, withhold promotions, etc... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47629691) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 11:38 PM Author: Diverse abode which freedom?
freedom to get obese on jewish death food?
freedom to get a bullet in brain from nigga?
freedom to see a chick grow a penis on her forehead then lecture u abt male oppression while a rat faced demon smiles in the background? |
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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:07 AM Author: Cream Feces Tattoo I was thinking of joining the army at 18-20. Had a feeling that learning a trade and just chilling for a few years is a better idea but chose to be a super wagecuck doctor. If I have kids, I'll have them join the army/navy and do some trade.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47617341) |
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Date: April 29th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: lemon meetinghouse new version How do you plan to injure yourself during this training tour so that you can get VA disability? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47618602) |
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Date: April 29th, 2024 2:22 PM Author: vigorous deep associate " did the shrapnel hit the organ that writes memos?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47618641) |
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Date: April 29th, 2024 2:45 PM Author: Ruby office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47618718) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:38 PM Author: Misanthropic den turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47629726) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 9:36 AM Author: onyx black woman skinny woman Also had weapons qualification this weekend https://ibb.co/album/Tm9hgN |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 9:44 AM Author: Ungodly aromatic space scourge upon the earth Do any reservists actually see any combat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47636680) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:16 AM Author: onyx black woman skinny woman Short answer is yes. Long answer is the US Army Reserve is made up of non-combat personnel largely organized into homogenous formations by functional area. For instance, a Legal Operations Detachment is a large group of lawyers that is an available pool of replacement/backfill personnel for the greater Army. My opinion is: personnel in the US Army Reserve are unlikely to be involved in kinetic moments.
The National Guards of each state are more or less organized into self-contained deployable brigades, including combat troops and organic support entities. Several states employ special forces groups. It has not been unusual in my career for a senior NCO in the national guard to have been in combat in the early to mid 00s in Iraq and Afghanistan
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