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Earned $6,439 in April buying PUTS and CALLS

Pretty furking 1800000000. I only left myself $5k to do this...
Hyperactive coffee pot plaza
  04/30/24
so glad you took up gambling as a hobby.
bateful ultramarine goal in life ape
  04/30/24
its not gambling since max i cld lose is the 5k ONE. WEIR...
Hyperactive coffee pot plaza
  04/30/24
i legit don't understand how someone theoretically goes from...
Nubile beta native
  04/30/24
im mostly buying puts, cause i know the market will crash ev...
Hyperactive coffee pot plaza
  04/30/24
Jfc tommy, this is exactly why i keep saying youre too dumb ...
walnut filthy school cafeteria nibblets
  05/01/24
yes im retarded. so lets say this SPY put 507 expiring May 1...
Hyperactive coffee pot plaza
  05/01/24
Bro, how have you been doing this for years and you dont eve...
walnut filthy school cafeteria nibblets
  05/01/24
oh shit hehehehe i get confused between buy/sell, i shld hav...
Hyperactive coffee pot plaza
  05/01/24
you'll make it until you lose all of it
geriatric misunderstood trailer park
  04/30/24
its ok its only 5k and i think my talent here is i have p...
Hyperactive coffee pot plaza
  04/30/24
im for you, friend
Wonderful flickering really tough guy dilemma
  04/30/24
Oh that's a really interesting point. Luckily it's nobody e...
useless garrison sweet tailpipe
  04/30/24
whoaaa friend, maybe instead of computer i hire pajeet in st...
Hyperactive coffee pot plaza
  05/01/24
Nice tommy, i lost like 23k!
Boyish Blood Rage
  04/30/24
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vermilion box office
  05/01/24
If u bought calls yesterday morning u wld get so furked ljl
Hyperactive coffee pot plaza
  05/01/24
Don't listen to the people who are just jealous of your busi...
useless garrison sweet tailpipe
  04/30/24
Thank for ur kind comment, sir! I think ive discovered somet...
Hyperactive coffee pot plaza
  05/01/24
jfc you're raping ken griffin and his quant nerds
Fluffy poppy candlestick maker elastic band
  04/30/24
once again im way ahead of these kike shits
Hyperactive coffee pot plaza
  05/01/24
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Dead alcoholic whorehouse
  05/01/24
Tommy I lost way more than this. I am way down. Money comes ...
indecent ticket booth
  05/01/24
U have 1.5m u cld sell all stocks and cop 5.3% money market ...
Hyperactive coffee pot plaza
  05/01/24
What are you talking about? 5.3% of 1.5 is $79,500. Wouldn&r...
indecent ticket booth
  05/01/24
Lol good goy!
Hyperactive coffee pot plaza
  05/01/24


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Date: April 30th, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Hyperactive coffee pot plaza

Pretty furking 1800000000. I only left myself $5k to do this and most of the time I didnt even have the full 5k invested

After I finish Iran Im gonna take 10k total and try doing this. I think I can easily make 5-10k a month. Seems I'm a natural at this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622321)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:00 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine goal in life ape

so glad you took up gambling as a hobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622322)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Hyperactive coffee pot plaza

its not gambling since max i cld lose is the 5k

ONE. WEIRD. TRICK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622346)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: Nubile beta native

i legit don't understand how someone theoretically goes from a baseline investment thesis of "selling volatility (covered calls)" to "buying volatility"

especially without mentioning current volatility levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622342)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Hyperactive coffee pot plaza

im mostly buying puts, cause i know the market will crash eventually

i still dont understand if i can get ass raped more with buying, is it possible for it to get executed beofre strike date mandating me to buy 100 shares?

yea im retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622349)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: walnut filthy school cafeteria nibblets

Jfc tommy, this is exactly why i keep saying youre too dumb to do this.

NO you don't have to worry about early exercise as the BUYER of the option. You BOUGHT the option. You can decide to exercise or not exercise. The way you get assraped as a buyer is if the option expires worthless out of the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623915)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:59 AM
Author: Hyperactive coffee pot plaza

yes im retarded. so lets say this SPY put 507 expiring May 1 i sold yesterday, SPY went to like 505. Cld i have exercised it and gotten the shares immediately and then sold them for a $2 profit per share?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623918)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:13 AM
Author: walnut filthy school cafeteria nibblets

Bro, how have you been doing this for years and you dont even know the difference between calls and puts? you don't get shares when you exercise a put. you buy SPY on the open market for 505 and then exercise the put to sell the shares you just bought for 507.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623998)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:16 AM
Author: Hyperactive coffee pot plaza

oh shit hehehehe i get confused between buy/sell, i shld have furking done this last night oh wells still made $400 im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624000)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: geriatric misunderstood trailer park

you'll make it until you lose all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622347)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive coffee pot plaza

its ok its only 5k

and i think my talent here is i have plenty of free time to watch market non stop, most ppl dont. so i think ill make millions maybe even BILLIONS off this idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622353)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Wonderful flickering really tough guy dilemma

im for you, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623335)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: useless garrison sweet tailpipe

Oh that's a really interesting point. Luckily it's nobody else's job to watch the market non stop. Come to think of it, you should like program a computer to just watch the market constantly and then with enough tweaking it could probably trade for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623352)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Hyperactive coffee pot plaza

whoaaa friend, maybe instead of computer i hire pajeet in streetshitland to watch market for .05 cents per hour wage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623815)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Boyish Blood Rage

Nice tommy, i lost like 23k!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623320)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:31 AM
Author: vermilion box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624045)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:33 AM
Author: Hyperactive coffee pot plaza

If u bought calls yesterday morning u wld get so furked ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624051)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: useless garrison sweet tailpipe

Don't listen to the people who are just jealous of your business acumen. Either you win big or you only lose the original $5K. Since your wins are going to be bigger than the $5K you stand to lose, and you'll win more often than lose, it's inevitable that you've invented a new way to make risk free money. Please, bros, just keep this on the bort; if word got out, the guys on Wall Street would be really interested in this so don't tell them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623330)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: Hyperactive coffee pot plaza

Thank for ur kind comment, sir! I think ive discovered something YUGE and am trying to patent it now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623816)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:36 PM
Author: Fluffy poppy candlestick maker elastic band

jfc you're raping ken griffin and his quant nerds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623338)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: Hyperactive coffee pot plaza

once again im way ahead of these kike shits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623817)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 2:02 AM
Author: Dead alcoholic whorehouse



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:35 AM
Author: indecent ticket booth

Tommy I lost way more than this. I am way down. Money comes and go. It’s literally like the waves coming in from the sea. There’s infinite money out there and sometimes the tide is up and everything’s high living, and sometimes it’s out to see and I can look out and see all the out of shape Birdshits who’ve been caught swimming naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624054)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Hyperactive coffee pot plaza

U have 1.5m u cld sell all stocks and cop 5.3% money market and pay for like half ur goy expenses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624066)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:03 AM
Author: indecent ticket booth

What are you talking about? 5.3% of 1.5 is $79,500. Wouldn’t pay for Half of household expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624117)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:21 AM
Author: Hyperactive coffee pot plaza

Lol good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624130)