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Earned $6,439 in April buying PUTS and CALLS

Pretty furking 1800000000. I only left myself $5k to do this...
provocative violent foreskin
  04/30/24
so glad you took up gambling as a hobby.
thriller confused set
  04/30/24
its not gambling since max i cld lose is the 5k ONE. WEIR...
provocative violent foreskin
  04/30/24
i legit don't understand how someone theoretically goes from...
Aqua Flatulent School
  04/30/24
im mostly buying puts, cause i know the market will crash ev...
provocative violent foreskin
  04/30/24
Jfc tommy, this is exactly why i keep saying youre too dumb ...
aggressive irradiated water buffalo
  05/01/24
yes im retarded. so lets say this SPY put 507 expiring May 1...
provocative violent foreskin
  05/01/24
Bro, how have you been doing this for years and you dont eve...
aggressive irradiated water buffalo
  05/01/24
oh shit hehehehe i get confused between buy/sell, i shld hav...
provocative violent foreskin
  05/01/24
you'll make it until you lose all of it
Stimulating Topaz Property Filthpig
  04/30/24
its ok its only 5k and i think my talent here is i have p...
provocative violent foreskin
  04/30/24
im for you, friend
Red location nowag
  04/30/24
Oh that's a really interesting point. Luckily it's nobody e...
Gay azn
  04/30/24
whoaaa friend, maybe instead of computer i hire pajeet in st...
provocative violent foreskin
  05/01/24
Nice tommy, i lost like 23k!
razzmatazz dragon
  04/30/24
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Erotic national
  05/01/24
If u bought calls yesterday morning u wld get so furked ljl
provocative violent foreskin
  05/01/24
Don't listen to the people who are just jealous of your busi...
Gay azn
  04/30/24
Thank for ur kind comment, sir! I think ive discovered somet...
provocative violent foreskin
  05/01/24
jfc you're raping ken griffin and his quant nerds
Burgundy nursing home
  04/30/24
once again im way ahead of these kike shits
provocative violent foreskin
  05/01/24
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Coiffed dashing theater
  05/01/24
Tommy I lost way more than this. I am way down. Money comes ...
Cruel-hearted dull parlor psychic
  05/01/24
U have 1.5m u cld sell all stocks and cop 5.3% money market ...
provocative violent foreskin
  05/01/24
What are you talking about? 5.3% of 1.5 is $79,500. Wouldn&r...
Cruel-hearted dull parlor psychic
  05/01/24
Lol good goy!
provocative violent foreskin
  05/01/24


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Date: April 30th, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: provocative violent foreskin

Pretty furking 1800000000. I only left myself $5k to do this and most of the time I didnt even have the full 5k invested

After I finish Iran Im gonna take 10k total and try doing this. I think I can easily make 5-10k a month. Seems I'm a natural at this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622321)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:00 PM
Author: thriller confused set

so glad you took up gambling as a hobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622322)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: provocative violent foreskin

its not gambling since max i cld lose is the 5k

ONE. WEIRD. TRICK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622346)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: Aqua Flatulent School

i legit don't understand how someone theoretically goes from a baseline investment thesis of "selling volatility (covered calls)" to "buying volatility"

especially without mentioning current volatility levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622342)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: provocative violent foreskin

im mostly buying puts, cause i know the market will crash eventually

i still dont understand if i can get ass raped more with buying, is it possible for it to get executed beofre strike date mandating me to buy 100 shares?

yea im retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622349)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: aggressive irradiated water buffalo

Jfc tommy, this is exactly why i keep saying youre too dumb to do this.

NO you don't have to worry about early exercise as the BUYER of the option. You BOUGHT the option. You can decide to exercise or not exercise. The way you get assraped as a buyer is if the option expires worthless out of the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623915)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:59 AM
Author: provocative violent foreskin

yes im retarded. so lets say this SPY put 507 expiring May 1 i sold yesterday, SPY went to like 505. Cld i have exercised it and gotten the shares immediately and then sold them for a $2 profit per share?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623918)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:13 AM
Author: aggressive irradiated water buffalo

Bro, how have you been doing this for years and you dont even know the difference between calls and puts? you don't get shares when you exercise a put. you buy SPY on the open market for 505 and then exercise the put to sell the shares you just bought for 507.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623998)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:16 AM
Author: provocative violent foreskin

oh shit hehehehe i get confused between buy/sell, i shld have furking done this last night oh wells still made $400 im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624000)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Stimulating Topaz Property Filthpig

you'll make it until you lose all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622347)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: provocative violent foreskin

its ok its only 5k

and i think my talent here is i have plenty of free time to watch market non stop, most ppl dont. so i think ill make millions maybe even BILLIONS off this idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47622353)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Red location nowag

im for you, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623335)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: Gay azn

Oh that's a really interesting point. Luckily it's nobody else's job to watch the market non stop. Come to think of it, you should like program a computer to just watch the market constantly and then with enough tweaking it could probably trade for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623352)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: provocative violent foreskin

whoaaa friend, maybe instead of computer i hire pajeet in streetshitland to watch market for .05 cents per hour wage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623815)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz dragon

Nice tommy, i lost like 23k!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623320)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:31 AM
Author: Erotic national



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:33 AM
Author: provocative violent foreskin

If u bought calls yesterday morning u wld get so furked ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624051)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Gay azn

Don't listen to the people who are just jealous of your business acumen. Either you win big or you only lose the original $5K. Since your wins are going to be bigger than the $5K you stand to lose, and you'll win more often than lose, it's inevitable that you've invented a new way to make risk free money. Please, bros, just keep this on the bort; if word got out, the guys on Wall Street would be really interested in this so don't tell them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623330)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: provocative violent foreskin

Thank for ur kind comment, sir! I think ive discovered something YUGE and am trying to patent it now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623816)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:36 PM
Author: Burgundy nursing home

jfc you're raping ken griffin and his quant nerds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623338)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: provocative violent foreskin

once again im way ahead of these kike shits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623817)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 2:02 AM
Author: Coiffed dashing theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47623922)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:35 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted dull parlor psychic

Tommy I lost way more than this. I am way down. Money comes and go. It’s literally like the waves coming in from the sea. There’s infinite money out there and sometimes the tide is up and everything’s high living, and sometimes it’s out to see and I can look out and see all the out of shape Birdshits who’ve been caught swimming naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624054)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: provocative violent foreskin

U have 1.5m u cld sell all stocks and cop 5.3% money market and pay for like half ur goy expenses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624066)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:03 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted dull parlor psychic

What are you talking about? 5.3% of 1.5 is $79,500. Wouldn’t pay for Half of household expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624117)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:21 AM
Author: provocative violent foreskin

Lol good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2...id#47624130)