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Help me plan Saturday Dinner — I’m having company over

Company is three adults that have actually agreed to come to...
Blathering Vigorous Location Sex Offender
  04/30/24
Sounds lovely. What are you doing for appetizers and what dr...
180 Onyx Shrine Private Investor
  04/30/24
No clue. Recommend me some.
Blathering Vigorous Location Sex Offender
  04/30/24
Tropical Kool-Aid
Talented brunch
  04/30/24
An aristocrat I see.
180 Onyx Shrine Private Investor
  05/01/24
make something totally new on the grill and test your limits
learning disabled brethren
  04/30/24
why do you insist on grilling meats that are not well suited...
marvelous native
  04/30/24
Introduce them to the joys of fasting
crimson boyish macaca cruise ship
  04/30/24
180
Maroon Ceo
  04/30/24
Just so you know if I went to someone's house and they serve...
Blue Razzmatazz Ratface
  04/30/24
Hard to understate the fruit thing. Get real
Flushed haunted graveyard
  04/30/24
(host empties grocery bag of apples, bananas and green grape...
Electric piazza
  04/30/24
Fruits for dessert? Do you want these people to know you're ...
Flushed haunted graveyard
  04/30/24
Should I do cheeses?
Blathering Vigorous Location Sex Offender
  04/30/24
A cheese course at the end of a meal is money.
180 Onyx Shrine Private Investor
  04/30/24
Now you're just trolling. No. Coffee and sweets. Restrain yo...
Flushed haunted graveyard
  04/30/24
you should have cheesies or cheesie twists or something simi...
Electric piazza
  04/30/24
Do a cake for dessert with coffee or a digestif. Or if they ...
crimson boyish macaca cruise ship
  04/30/24
They’re from like 20 minutes away and nobody eats suga...
Blathering Vigorous Location Sex Offender
  04/30/24
That sounds horrible and boring. Cancel it.
Crawly bawdyhouse marketing idea
  04/30/24
Conservative Texans don't eat sugar *blank stare*
spectacular grizzly hall
  04/30/24
The woodlands is ground zero for keto CrossFit moms
Scarlet idiotic office
  05/01/24
Isn’t Houston the fattest city in the country? Is it a...
hot corner personal credit line
  05/01/24
Keep it simple - you can actually make this a world class me...
beady-eyed liquid oxygen factory reset button
  04/30/24
Playlist will be the squawking and fighting of my four child...
Blathering Vigorous Location Sex Offender
  04/30/24
Finally someone here with actual taste. You can torch the br...
hot corner personal credit line
  04/30/24
...
emerald tanning salon ladyboy
  05/01/24
Everything here is good but this seems like too much effort ...
Vermilion abusive faggotry windowlicker
  04/30/24
That dessert, if made from scratch, would be more work than ...
Brass fear-inspiring point
  05/01/24
Drive to a local stripmall and serve quinoa out of tupperwar...
hairless school cafeteria weed whacker
  04/30/24
no. ur an adult. figure it out yourself.
azure principal's office community account
  04/30/24
faggot
Light Comical Set Shitlib
  04/30/24
Put $90 in the middle of the table, set up a musical device ...
fragrant site
  05/01/24


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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Blathering Vigorous Location Sex Offender

Company is three adults that have actually agreed to come to my house.

Going to do to an entire beef tenderloin on the Weber kettle

Stovetop au poivre sauce

Wife will make a fresh salad—romaine, red onion, cucumber, tomato and a vinaigrette

Oven roasted red potatoes with oil and rosemary, salt and pepper

An assortment of fruits for dessert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47622535)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: 180 Onyx Shrine Private Investor

Sounds lovely. What are you doing for appetizers and what drinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47622784)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:30 PM
Author: Blathering Vigorous Location Sex Offender

No clue. Recommend me some.

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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: Talented brunch

Tropical Kool-Aid

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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: 180 Onyx Shrine Private Investor

An aristocrat I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47626790)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: learning disabled brethren

make something totally new on the grill and test your limits

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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: marvelous native

why do you insist on grilling meats that are not well suited to it?

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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: crimson boyish macaca cruise ship

Introduce them to the joys of fasting

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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Maroon Ceo

180

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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:33 PM
Author: Blue Razzmatazz Ratface

Just so you know if I went to someone's house and they served that I would think they have zero manners or class and a profound misunderstanding of what it means to be hospitable. An "assortment of fruit" for dessert?? JFC so glad I'm not white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47622675)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:36 PM
Author: Flushed haunted graveyard

Hard to understate the fruit thing. Get real

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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:17 PM
Author: Electric piazza

(host empties grocery bag of apples, bananas and green grapes onto table)

"Here you go, you ungrateful fucks. Dessert"

then turns away, lights up a blunt and walks out to the back yard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47622821)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:34 PM
Author: Flushed haunted graveyard

Fruits for dessert? Do you want these people to know you're a Joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47622676)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: Blathering Vigorous Location Sex Offender

Should I do cheeses?

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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: 180 Onyx Shrine Private Investor

A cheese course at the end of a meal is money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47622785)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Flushed haunted graveyard

Now you're just trolling. No. Coffee and sweets. Restrain yourself if sweets are too much for you, but know that when the average guest hears "dessert" and sees fruits or fucking cheese(??!!), they're gonna know your a Joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47623071)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Electric piazza

you should have cheesies or cheesie twists or something similiar that is orange and very cheese forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47622807)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: crimson boyish macaca cruise ship

Do a cake for dessert with coffee or a digestif. Or if they are from out of town and you want to spice it up with some local flavor, a pineapple upside down cake or pecan pie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47622901)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Blathering Vigorous Location Sex Offender

They’re from like 20 minutes away and nobody eats sugar or carbs or drinks alcohol. I live in a conservative place, my friend. Sugar and alcohol aren’t allowed in these parts. I’ll get the cognac but as long as nobody’s cannonballing it will be okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47623061)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:27 PM
Author: Crawly bawdyhouse marketing idea

That sounds horrible and boring. Cancel it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47623157)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: spectacular grizzly hall

Conservative Texans don't eat sugar

*blank stare*

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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Scarlet idiotic office

The woodlands is ground zero for keto CrossFit moms

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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: hot corner personal credit line

Isn’t Houston the fattest city in the country? Is it all minorities who are obese there? Most whites I’ve met from there are porkers. But it’s a small sample set. In Manhattan, I think I know 1-2 fat guys in my entire group of friends and acquaintances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47624540)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed liquid oxygen factory reset button

Keep it simple - you can actually make this a world class meal. Start off with some nice appetizers and drinks.

Seared scallops with a light lemon butter sauce, top off with some chives and sea salt. Pair this with a crispy mineral-y Chablis or maybe a light champagne

Serve this with a nice charcuterie board with whatever rare artisan cheeses you have access to. I'm talking soft Frenh cheese, Monte Enebro (spanish goat cheese), a spicy gorgonzola - if you really wanted to impress them you could find some langres and pour a little brandy into the divot on top. Get some nice unusual meats like truffle salami or some aged iberico ham. Pair this with a smooth Sherry and a some small pots of honeycomb and fig jam.

For your beef tenderloin - do it herb-crusted (thyme, rosemary, minced garlic. Pair this with a strong full-bodied Cab or a bold AF Barolo to match the beef herbal richness. For your stovetop au poivre sauce add a little balsamic or your finest dijon mustard to add depth.

Get your wife to add some avocado slices, toasted pine nuts and a sprinkle of goat cheese to the salad.

Oven roast those potatoes with rosemary, thyme and lemon zest.

You can offer a light Sauvignon Blanc or a dry rose to palate cleanse.

Scrap the fruits for dessert and instead make a chocolate fondant with a salted caramel core. Like a rich, molten chocolate cake with a flowing salted caramel center which you can serve with a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream. You'd be wise to pair with this a vintage Port or maybe a late harvest Rieseling.

Have you thought about the playlist?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47623148)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Blathering Vigorous Location Sex Offender

Playlist will be the squawking and fighting of my four children, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47623168)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: hot corner personal credit line

Finally someone here with actual taste. You can torch the brandy you pour in the fountain of the langres, BTW. Also would recommend a Yquem for dessert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47623225)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:50 AM
Author: emerald tanning salon ladyboy



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Vermilion abusive faggotry windowlicker

Everything here is good but this seems like too much effort for a simple meal. I would recommend the charcuterie as it's easy and always a winner, include fruit with that. Love the scallop idea but would make that the main entree with the potatoes to save on time and lighten the meal. Cooking desert is also too much. I would suggest berry sorbet and vanilla ice cream or warmed up brownies with ice cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47623290)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Brass fear-inspiring point

That dessert, if made from scratch, would be more work than the rest of the meal combined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47626859)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: hairless school cafeteria weed whacker

Drive to a local stripmall and serve quinoa out of tupperware containers in the parking lot

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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: azure principal's office community account

no. ur an adult. figure it out yourself.

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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Light Comical Set Shitlib

faggot

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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: fragrant site

Put $90 in the middle of the table, set up a musical device playing Obama's "yes we can" speech, and light the money on fire while holding your hand steadily over the flame and staring down each guest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2...id#47626891)