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Would you let your wife EDGE a dude with a handjob for $50k?

*title was supposed to say $5k the dude won't cum, but sh...
vibrant step-uncle's house queen of the night
  05/01/24
She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob
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TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was g...
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$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops
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mauve striped hyena
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Irate Hospital
  05/01/24
Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get...
bright potus spot
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Who pays whom in this hypo?
orchid school cafeteria
  05/01/24
we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job
Haunting property coldplay fan
  05/01/24
I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm n...
vigorous flatulent stag film
  05/01/24
who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid...
mauve striped hyena
  05/01/24
No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.
Heady mental disorder
  05/01/24
You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 mi...
vigorous flatulent stag film
  05/01/24
Trust me, I know these things
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Just got a business idea
electric bipolar pit
  05/01/24
No, she needs to finish what she started
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  05/02/24
This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some...
Vermilion Disturbing Stage Toilet Seat
  05/01/24
It’s hard to be funny friend
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Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody ...
Vermilion Disturbing Stage Toilet Seat
  05/01/24
Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?
glassy duck-like mexican locus
  05/01/24
no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500
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  05/01/24
Ok there we go
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  05/02/24
Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?
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  05/01/24
will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, mayb...
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Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?
Dead elite circlehead
  05/01/24
How much for me to do it
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  05/01/24
She would have no idea how to do a proper job.
startling yarmulke
  05/02/24
She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining
adventurous indecent regret personal credit line
  05/02/24
*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?
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  05/02/24
"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" ...
vigorous flatulent stag film
  05/02/24
Not for $5k She’s really good at it Probably yes for...
bisexual filthy party of the first part native
  05/02/24
I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the p...
swashbuckling idiotic forum
  05/02/24
Where's she getting all this money from?
Slate base blood rage
  05/02/24


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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: vibrant step-uncle's house queen of the night

*title was supposed to say $5k

the dude won't cum, but she has to jack him off to the point of orgasm for 30 mins straight

what's the minimum amount that you would entertain to be cool with her doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626004)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: adventurous indecent regret personal credit line

She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626009)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: exciting shimmering community account

TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was going for volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626361)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: irradiated seedy casino

BUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626012)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Vivacious mildly autistic crackhouse factory reset button

$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626016)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: mauve striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626046)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Irate Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626354)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: bright potus spot

Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get the $50k?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626484)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: wonderful tantric dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626545)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: orchid school cafeteria

Who pays whom in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626024)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Haunting property coldplay fan

we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626034)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: vigorous flatulent stag film

I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm no monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626041)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: mauve striped hyena

who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid $50k or the one who received it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626049)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Heady mental disorder

No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626051)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: vigorous flatulent stag film

You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 minutes for $200M? lol...OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626106)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Slate base blood rage

Trust me, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626108)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: electric bipolar pit

Just got a business idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626099)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: dark floppy becky sandwich

No, she needs to finish what she started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626257)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: blathering opaque dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628518)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Vermilion Disturbing Stage Toilet Seat

This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some alt right comedy outfit like Gilly and Keeves: an Indecent Proposal remake except the Woody Harrelson character is a turbocuck who is even more motivated than the Robert Redford guy to make it happen. Like upon hearing the offer he snap calls and immediately starts trying to persuade wife. Then they engage in protracted negotiations about whether he can be right next to them with a broadcast quality camera shooting from various weird angles like he’s a camera man on MTV’s The Grind (no) in the corner of room sitting in a chair wearing a diaper (no) in the next room holding a glass up to the wall (sigh…ok). Afterward wife is crying and expressing regret and cuck is comforting her then turns to Redford to discuss what time will work for him to do it again on Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626319)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse misanthropic corn cake mediation

It’s hard to be funny friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626464)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Vermilion Disturbing Stage Toilet Seat

Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody Harrelson character pulls it off. Still pretty sure this would be funnier than 95% of the sketches that SNL has aired this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626544)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: glassy duck-like mexican locus

Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626353)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: Arousing tanning salon round eye

no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626519)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: bisexual filthy party of the first part native

Ok there we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628653)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Odious hideous shitlib

Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626357)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like elastic band

will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, maybe getting on her wedding ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626359)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: adventurous indecent regret personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626367)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: bat shit crazy up-to-no-good sneaky criminal rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626481)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Dead elite circlehead

Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626485)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Theater Stage Cumskin

How much for me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626547)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: startling yarmulke

She would have no idea how to do a proper job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627589)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: adventurous indecent regret personal credit line

She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627673)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Vivacious mildly autistic crackhouse factory reset button

*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628425)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: vigorous flatulent stag film

"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" *glares up at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628777)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: bisexual filthy party of the first part native

Not for $5k

She’s really good at it

Probably yes for $50k but she stays clothed and he keeps his hands and mouth to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628709)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling idiotic forum

I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the penis person yells stop from time to time or does the wife have to know how to make a guy not come for 30 minutes. If the latter, the hand motions would be limited, right? If he oops comes, what happens to the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628780)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Slate base blood rage

Where's she getting all this money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47629141)