\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Would you let your wife EDGE a dude with a handjob for $50k?

*title was supposed to say $5k the dude won't cum, but sh...
mind-boggling charcoal native
  05/01/24
She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob
vivacious pungent sandwich son of senegal
  05/01/24
TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was g...
hairraiser liquid oxygen therapy
  05/01/24
BUT
Sable brunch
  05/01/24
$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops
180 slap-happy famous landscape painting
  05/01/24
...
Snowy big round eye
  05/01/24
...
excitant national generalized bond
  05/01/24
Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get...
hilarious rehab ape
  05/01/24
...
razzmatazz violent corn cake
  05/01/24
Who pays whom in this hypo?
cowardly ebony antidepressant drug selfie
  05/01/24
we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job
khaki razzle psychic
  05/01/24
I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm n...
aromatic trust fund
  05/01/24
who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid...
Snowy big round eye
  05/01/24
No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.
cerebral location
  05/01/24
You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 mi...
aromatic trust fund
  05/01/24
Trust me, I know these things
kink-friendly giraffe
  05/01/24
Just got a business idea
Swashbuckling scourge upon the earth trump supporter
  05/01/24
No, she needs to finish what she started
Slate Dog Poop
  05/01/24
...
Rough-skinned church cuck
  05/02/24
This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some...
Racy Bisexual Rigpig
  05/01/24
It’s hard to be funny friend
heady lettuce
  05/01/24
Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody ...
Racy Bisexual Rigpig
  05/01/24
Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?
zippy feces alpha
  05/01/24
no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500
histrionic digit ratio
  05/01/24
Ok there we go
Tripping federal cruise ship
  05/02/24
Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?
Titillating church building filthpig
  05/01/24
will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, mayb...
Soul-stirring doobsian wrinkle
  05/01/24
...
vivacious pungent sandwich son of senegal
  05/01/24
...
Plum Nursing Home
  05/01/24
Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?
Dashing Black Heaven
  05/01/24
How much for me to do it
Bistre house-broken trailer park philosopher-king
  05/01/24
She would have no idea how to do a proper job.
Vengeful area
  05/02/24
She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining
vivacious pungent sandwich son of senegal
  05/02/24
*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?
180 slap-happy famous landscape painting
  05/02/24
"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" ...
aromatic trust fund
  05/02/24
Not for $5k She’s really good at it Probably yes for...
Tripping federal cruise ship
  05/02/24
I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the p...
curious overrated queen of the night background story
  05/02/24
Where's she getting all this money from?
kink-friendly giraffe
  05/02/24


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling charcoal native

*title was supposed to say $5k

the dude won't cum, but she has to jack him off to the point of orgasm for 30 mins straight

what's the minimum amount that you would entertain to be cool with her doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626004)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: vivacious pungent sandwich son of senegal

She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626009)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: hairraiser liquid oxygen therapy

TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was going for volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626361)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Sable brunch

BUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626012)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: 180 slap-happy famous landscape painting

$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626016)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Snowy big round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626046)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: excitant national generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626354)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: hilarious rehab ape

Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get the $50k?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626484)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz violent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626545)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: cowardly ebony antidepressant drug selfie

Who pays whom in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626024)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: khaki razzle psychic

we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626034)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund

I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm no monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626041)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Snowy big round eye

who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid $50k or the one who received it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626049)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: cerebral location

No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626051)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund

You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 minutes for $200M? lol...OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626106)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly giraffe

Trust me, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626108)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling scourge upon the earth trump supporter

Just got a business idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626099)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Slate Dog Poop

No, she needs to finish what she started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626257)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Rough-skinned church cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628518)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Racy Bisexual Rigpig

This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some alt right comedy outfit like Gilly and Keeves: an Indecent Proposal remake except the Woody Harrelson character is a turbocuck who is even more motivated than the Robert Redford guy to make it happen. Like upon hearing the offer he snap calls and immediately starts trying to persuade wife. Then they engage in protracted negotiations about whether he can be right next to them with a broadcast quality camera shooting from various weird angles like he’s a camera man on MTV’s The Grind (no) in the corner of room sitting in a chair wearing a diaper (no) in the next room holding a glass up to the wall (sigh…ok). Afterward wife is crying and expressing regret and cuck is comforting her then turns to Redford to discuss what time will work for him to do it again on Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626319)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: heady lettuce

It’s hard to be funny friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626464)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Racy Bisexual Rigpig

Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody Harrelson character pulls it off. Still pretty sure this would be funnier than 95% of the sketches that SNL has aired this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626544)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: zippy feces alpha

Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626353)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: histrionic digit ratio

no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626519)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: Tripping federal cruise ship

Ok there we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628653)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Titillating church building filthpig

Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626357)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring doobsian wrinkle

will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, maybe getting on her wedding ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626359)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: vivacious pungent sandwich son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626367)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Plum Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626481)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Dashing Black Heaven

Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626485)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Bistre house-broken trailer park philosopher-king

How much for me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626547)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Vengeful area

She would have no idea how to do a proper job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627589)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: vivacious pungent sandwich son of senegal

She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627673)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: 180 slap-happy famous landscape painting

*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628425)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund

"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" *glares up at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628777)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Tripping federal cruise ship

Not for $5k

She’s really good at it

Probably yes for $50k but she stays clothed and he keeps his hands and mouth to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628709)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: curious overrated queen of the night background story

I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the penis person yells stop from time to time or does the wife have to know how to make a guy not come for 30 minutes. If the latter, the hand motions would be limited, right? If he oops comes, what happens to the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628780)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: kink-friendly giraffe

Where's she getting all this money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47629141)