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Would you let your wife EDGE a dude with a handjob for $50k?

*title was supposed to say $5k the dude won't cum, but sh...
Thriller Heaven
  05/01/24
She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob
iridescent forum trust fund
  05/01/24
TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was g...
Tan Macaca Location
  05/01/24
BUT
ebony sandwich marketing idea
  05/01/24
$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops
Curious really tough guy
  05/01/24
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  05/01/24
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Stirring Hideous Base Windowlicker
  05/01/24
Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get...
Metal locale
  05/01/24
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Unholy resort degenerate
  05/01/24
Who pays whom in this hypo?
Charismatic National Security Agency
  05/01/24
we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job
Impertinent rebellious indirect expression space
  05/01/24
I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm n...
impressive box office french chef
  05/01/24
who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid...
Soul-stirring spot main people
  05/01/24
No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.
rough-skinned emerald useless brakes
  05/01/24
You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 mi...
impressive box office french chef
  05/01/24
Trust me, I know these things
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  05/01/24
Just got a business idea
180 stain
  05/01/24
No, she needs to finish what she started
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  05/01/24
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Territorial Carnelian Double Fault Telephone
  05/02/24
This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some...
aphrodisiac mahogany school cafeteria
  05/01/24
It’s hard to be funny friend
Low-t Station
  05/01/24
Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody ...
aphrodisiac mahogany school cafeteria
  05/01/24
Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?
Very tactful light bawdyhouse death wish
  05/01/24
no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500
Cream Well-lubricated Son Of Senegal
  05/01/24
Ok there we go
Cowardly bateful half-breed old irish cottage
  05/02/24
Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?
Scarlet vivacious abode candlestick maker
  05/01/24
will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, mayb...
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  05/01/24
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iridescent forum trust fund
  05/01/24
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  05/01/24
Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?
fantasy-prone volcanic crater
  05/01/24
How much for me to do it
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  05/01/24
She would have no idea how to do a proper job.
Violet painfully honest toaster plaza
  05/02/24
She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining
iridescent forum trust fund
  05/02/24
*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?
Curious really tough guy
  05/02/24
"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" ...
impressive box office french chef
  05/02/24
Not for $5k She’s really good at it Probably yes for...
Cowardly bateful half-breed old irish cottage
  05/02/24
I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the p...
splenetic puce native
  05/02/24
Where's she getting all this money from?
pale meetinghouse genital piercing
  05/02/24


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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Thriller Heaven

*title was supposed to say $5k

the dude won't cum, but she has to jack him off to the point of orgasm for 30 mins straight

what's the minimum amount that you would entertain to be cool with her doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626004)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: iridescent forum trust fund

She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626009)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: Tan Macaca Location

TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was going for volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626361)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: ebony sandwich marketing idea

BUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626012)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Curious really tough guy

$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626016)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring spot main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626046)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Stirring Hideous Base Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626354)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Metal locale

Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get the $50k?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626484)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Unholy resort degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626545)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: Charismatic National Security Agency

Who pays whom in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626024)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Impertinent rebellious indirect expression space

we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626034)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: impressive box office french chef

I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm no monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626041)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring spot main people

who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid $50k or the one who received it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626049)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: rough-skinned emerald useless brakes

No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626051)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: impressive box office french chef

You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 minutes for $200M? lol...OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626106)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: pale meetinghouse genital piercing

Trust me, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626108)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: 180 stain

Just got a business idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626099)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant khaki kitchen

No, she needs to finish what she started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626257)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Territorial Carnelian Double Fault Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47628518)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mahogany school cafeteria

This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some alt right comedy outfit like Gilly and Keeves: an Indecent Proposal remake except the Woody Harrelson character is a turbocuck who is even more motivated than the Robert Redford guy to make it happen. Like upon hearing the offer he snap calls and immediately starts trying to persuade wife. Then they engage in protracted negotiations about whether he can be right next to them with a broadcast quality camera shooting from various weird angles like he’s a camera man on MTV’s The Grind (no) in the corner of room sitting in a chair wearing a diaper (no) in the next room holding a glass up to the wall (sigh…ok). Afterward wife is crying and expressing regret and cuck is comforting her then turns to Redford to discuss what time will work for him to do it again on Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626319)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: Low-t Station

It’s hard to be funny friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626464)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mahogany school cafeteria

Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody Harrelson character pulls it off. Still pretty sure this would be funnier than 95% of the sketches that SNL has aired this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626544)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Very tactful light bawdyhouse death wish

Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626353)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: Cream Well-lubricated Son Of Senegal

no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626519)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: Cowardly bateful half-breed old irish cottage

Ok there we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47628653)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Scarlet vivacious abode candlestick maker

Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626357)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: hairless floppy legend

will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, maybe getting on her wedding ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626359)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: iridescent forum trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626367)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: domesticated cocky liquid oxygen cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626481)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone volcanic crater

Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626485)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: plum cracking market background story

How much for me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626547)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Violet painfully honest toaster plaza

She would have no idea how to do a proper job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47627589)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: iridescent forum trust fund

She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47627673)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Curious really tough guy

*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47628425)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: impressive box office french chef

"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" *glares up at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47628777)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Cowardly bateful half-breed old irish cottage

Not for $5k

She’s really good at it

Probably yes for $50k but she stays clothed and he keeps his hands and mouth to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47628709)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: splenetic puce native

I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the penis person yells stop from time to time or does the wife have to know how to make a guy not come for 30 minutes. If the latter, the hand motions would be limited, right? If he oops comes, what happens to the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47628780)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: pale meetinghouse genital piercing

Where's she getting all this money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47629141)