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Would you let your wife EDGE a dude with a handjob for $50k?

*title was supposed to say $5k the dude won't cum, but sh...
Talking Casino Hunting Ground
  05/01/24
She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob
sticky reading party trust fund
  05/01/24
TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was g...
fantasy-prone vivacious nursing home
  05/01/24
BUT
Silver school cafeteria digit ratio
  05/01/24
$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops
Talented site
  05/01/24
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Deep parlor national security agency
  05/01/24
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irradiated red ratface trump supporter
  05/01/24
Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get...
arrogant point
  05/01/24
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Soul-stirring national
  05/01/24
Who pays whom in this hypo?
wild pit private investor
  05/01/24
we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job
Vigorous Range Masturbator
  05/01/24
I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm n...
Bronze Vibrant Idiot
  05/01/24
who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid...
Deep parlor national security agency
  05/01/24
No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.
Floppy fuchsia indian lodge
  05/01/24
You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 mi...
Bronze Vibrant Idiot
  05/01/24
Trust me, I know these things
Boyish glassy factory reset button
  05/01/24
Just got a business idea
Motley Bat Shit Crazy Death Wish
  05/01/24
No, she needs to finish what she started
Yellow bearded native
  05/01/24
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Violent odious university
  05/02/24
This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some...
Onyx learning disabled theater depressive
  05/01/24
It’s hard to be funny friend
honey-headed electric party of the first part
  05/01/24
Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody ...
Onyx learning disabled theater depressive
  05/01/24
Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?
Trip garrison milk
  05/01/24
no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500
multi-colored nowag
  05/01/24
Ok there we go
Massive School
  05/02/24
Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?
Concupiscible effete piazza boltzmann
  05/01/24
will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, mayb...
balding orchestra pit incel
  05/01/24
...
sticky reading party trust fund
  05/01/24
...
Passionate locus
  05/01/24
Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?
Chrome big roast beef
  05/01/24
How much for me to do it
buff duck-like dysfunction senate
  05/01/24
She would have no idea how to do a proper job.
federal twinkling uncleanness
  05/02/24
She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining
sticky reading party trust fund
  05/02/24
*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?
Talented site
  05/02/24
"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" ...
Bronze Vibrant Idiot
  05/02/24
Not for $5k She’s really good at it Probably yes for...
Massive School
  05/02/24
I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the p...
hairraiser tattoo institution
  05/02/24
Where's she getting all this money from?
Boyish glassy factory reset button
  05/02/24


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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Talking Casino Hunting Ground

*title was supposed to say $5k

the dude won't cum, but she has to jack him off to the point of orgasm for 30 mins straight

what's the minimum amount that you would entertain to be cool with her doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626004)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: sticky reading party trust fund

She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626009)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: fantasy-prone vivacious nursing home

TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was going for volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626361)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Silver school cafeteria digit ratio

BUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626012)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Talented site

$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626016)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Deep parlor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626046)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: irradiated red ratface trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626354)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: arrogant point

Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get the $50k?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626484)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626545)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: wild pit private investor

Who pays whom in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626024)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Vigorous Range Masturbator

we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626034)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Bronze Vibrant Idiot

I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm no monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626041)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Deep parlor national security agency

who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid $50k or the one who received it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626049)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Floppy fuchsia indian lodge

No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626051)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Bronze Vibrant Idiot

You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 minutes for $200M? lol...OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626106)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Boyish glassy factory reset button

Trust me, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626108)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: Motley Bat Shit Crazy Death Wish

Just got a business idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626099)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Yellow bearded native

No, she needs to finish what she started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626257)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Violent odious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628518)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Onyx learning disabled theater depressive

This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some alt right comedy outfit like Gilly and Keeves: an Indecent Proposal remake except the Woody Harrelson character is a turbocuck who is even more motivated than the Robert Redford guy to make it happen. Like upon hearing the offer he snap calls and immediately starts trying to persuade wife. Then they engage in protracted negotiations about whether he can be right next to them with a broadcast quality camera shooting from various weird angles like he’s a camera man on MTV’s The Grind (no) in the corner of room sitting in a chair wearing a diaper (no) in the next room holding a glass up to the wall (sigh…ok). Afterward wife is crying and expressing regret and cuck is comforting her then turns to Redford to discuss what time will work for him to do it again on Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626319)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: honey-headed electric party of the first part

It’s hard to be funny friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626464)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Onyx learning disabled theater depressive

Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody Harrelson character pulls it off. Still pretty sure this would be funnier than 95% of the sketches that SNL has aired this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626544)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Trip garrison milk

Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626353)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: multi-colored nowag

no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626519)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: Massive School

Ok there we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628653)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible effete piazza boltzmann

Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626357)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: balding orchestra pit incel

will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, maybe getting on her wedding ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626359)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: sticky reading party trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626367)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Passionate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626481)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Chrome big roast beef

Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626485)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: buff duck-like dysfunction senate

How much for me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626547)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: federal twinkling uncleanness

She would have no idea how to do a proper job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627589)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: sticky reading party trust fund

She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627673)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Talented site

*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628425)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Bronze Vibrant Idiot

"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" *glares up at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628777)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Massive School

Not for $5k

She’s really good at it

Probably yes for $50k but she stays clothed and he keeps his hands and mouth to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628709)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: hairraiser tattoo institution

I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the penis person yells stop from time to time or does the wife have to know how to make a guy not come for 30 minutes. If the latter, the hand motions would be limited, right? If he oops comes, what happens to the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628780)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Boyish glassy factory reset button

Where's she getting all this money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47629141)