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Would you let your wife EDGE a dude with a handjob for $50k?

*title was supposed to say $5k the dude won't cum, but sh...
thirsty hairraiser den
  05/01/24
She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob
translucent haunting box office partner
  05/01/24
TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was g...
underhanded red dog poop round eye
  05/01/24
BUT
180 trump supporter
  05/01/24
$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops
Mint irradiated coffee pot
  05/01/24
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scarlet senate
  05/01/24
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Charcoal very tactful point rigpig
  05/01/24
Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get...
beta dopamine psychic
  05/01/24
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beady-eyed bearded public bath
  05/01/24
Who pays whom in this hypo?
unhinged whorehouse immigrant
  05/01/24
we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job
hideous excitant kitchen
  05/01/24
I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm n...
Duck-like trip pistol
  05/01/24
who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid...
scarlet senate
  05/01/24
No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.
boyish crimson tanning salon
  05/01/24
You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 mi...
Duck-like trip pistol
  05/01/24
Trust me, I know these things
Nudist Gas Station
  05/01/24
Just got a business idea
Dull fiercely-loyal toilet seat
  05/01/24
No, she needs to finish what she started
Aggressive sanctuary jewess
  05/01/24
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Rambunctious provocative parlour
  05/02/24
This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some...
stimulating rebellious trust fund
  05/01/24
It’s hard to be funny friend
overrated nibblets
  05/01/24
Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody ...
stimulating rebellious trust fund
  05/01/24
Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?
fragrant primrose location black woman
  05/01/24
no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500
orange set background story
  05/01/24
Ok there we go
crusty floppy principal's office ceo
  05/02/24
Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?
Canary Curious School
  05/01/24
will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, mayb...
massive state water buffalo
  05/01/24
...
translucent haunting box office partner
  05/01/24
...
Carnelian cruel-hearted theatre
  05/01/24
Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?
Zombie-like yapping nursing home
  05/01/24
How much for me to do it
painfully honest church
  05/01/24
She would have no idea how to do a proper job.
Blue misanthropic depressive
  05/02/24
She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining
translucent haunting box office partner
  05/02/24
*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?
Mint irradiated coffee pot
  05/02/24
"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" ...
Duck-like trip pistol
  05/02/24
Not for $5k She’s really good at it Probably yes for...
crusty floppy principal's office ceo
  05/02/24
I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the p...
supple chrome juggernaut
  05/02/24
Where's she getting all this money from?
Nudist Gas Station
  05/02/24


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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: thirsty hairraiser den

*title was supposed to say $5k

the dude won't cum, but she has to jack him off to the point of orgasm for 30 mins straight

what's the minimum amount that you would entertain to be cool with her doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626004)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: translucent haunting box office partner

She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626009)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: underhanded red dog poop round eye

TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was going for volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626361)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter

BUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626012)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Mint irradiated coffee pot

$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626016)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: scarlet senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626046)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Charcoal very tactful point rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626354)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: beta dopamine psychic

Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get the $50k?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626484)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed bearded public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626545)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: unhinged whorehouse immigrant

Who pays whom in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626024)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: hideous excitant kitchen

we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626034)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Duck-like trip pistol

I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm no monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626041)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: scarlet senate

who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid $50k or the one who received it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626049)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: boyish crimson tanning salon

No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626051)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Duck-like trip pistol

You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 minutes for $200M? lol...OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626106)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Nudist Gas Station

Trust me, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626108)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: Dull fiercely-loyal toilet seat

Just got a business idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626099)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Aggressive sanctuary jewess

No, she needs to finish what she started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626257)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Rambunctious provocative parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47628518)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: stimulating rebellious trust fund

This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some alt right comedy outfit like Gilly and Keeves: an Indecent Proposal remake except the Woody Harrelson character is a turbocuck who is even more motivated than the Robert Redford guy to make it happen. Like upon hearing the offer he snap calls and immediately starts trying to persuade wife. Then they engage in protracted negotiations about whether he can be right next to them with a broadcast quality camera shooting from various weird angles like he’s a camera man on MTV’s The Grind (no) in the corner of room sitting in a chair wearing a diaper (no) in the next room holding a glass up to the wall (sigh…ok). Afterward wife is crying and expressing regret and cuck is comforting her then turns to Redford to discuss what time will work for him to do it again on Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626319)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: overrated nibblets

It’s hard to be funny friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626464)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: stimulating rebellious trust fund

Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody Harrelson character pulls it off. Still pretty sure this would be funnier than 95% of the sketches that SNL has aired this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626544)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: fragrant primrose location black woman

Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626353)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: orange set background story

no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626519)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: crusty floppy principal's office ceo

Ok there we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47628653)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Canary Curious School

Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626357)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: massive state water buffalo

will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, maybe getting on her wedding ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626359)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: translucent haunting box office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626367)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Carnelian cruel-hearted theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626481)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Zombie-like yapping nursing home

Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626485)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: painfully honest church

How much for me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47626547)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Blue misanthropic depressive

She would have no idea how to do a proper job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47627589)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: translucent haunting box office partner

She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47627673)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Mint irradiated coffee pot

*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47628425)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Duck-like trip pistol

"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" *glares up at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47628777)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: crusty floppy principal's office ceo

Not for $5k

She’s really good at it

Probably yes for $50k but she stays clothed and he keeps his hands and mouth to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47628709)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: supple chrome juggernaut

I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the penis person yells stop from time to time or does the wife have to know how to make a guy not come for 30 minutes. If the latter, the hand motions would be limited, right? If he oops comes, what happens to the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47628780)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Nudist Gas Station

Where's she getting all this money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2...id#47629141)