whats an email girl?
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:39 PM Author: filthy gold hall
It's a girl whose 'work' consists of attending a handful of meetings a week and sending a few emails while not grabbing her various sugary drinks and snacks throughout the day.
Her calendar is an OCD display of color-coded 'busy' blocks that somehow translate to 'strategically planned coffee breaks.'
Her inbox is a carefully curated museum of CC’s and BCC’s, where actual productivity goes to die amidst a flurry of 'Just looping in...' and 'Kind regards.'
Each email sent is less about content and more about the art of appearing engaged while strategically avoiding any real responsibility. You’ll find her at the forefront of every minor decision-making process, suggesting edits that are as necessary as a screen door on a submarine.
She thrives in the habitat of meetings about meetings. Her skill at prolonging discussions about next steps is only matched by her ability to dodge actual tasks with a vague 'I’ll get back to you on that.'
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523768&forum_id=2#47626409)
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