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Started lifting — is the StrongLifts app any good?
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM Author: red hell son of senegal I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other than walking the dog and running through airports.
My wife swears by StrongLifts and has used it for several months now. She was always in pretty good shape (way better than me), but now is even slimmer with a tighter butt.
I used it today and it seemed ok. But I know nothing. |
Date: May 4th, 2024 12:20 PM Author: poppy shrine doctorate DO YOUR FAHVS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47634571) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:38 PM Author: red hell son of senegal What’s a FAHV? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47634827) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:15 PM Author: poppy shrine doctorate It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47634910) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM Author: red hell son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635946) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:21 PM Author: cobalt electric furnace filthpig you should have 4-5 lifting "apps" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47634576) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:24 PM Author: poppy shrine doctorate To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it for 16 weeks then do something else (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47634588) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: Vivacious jade forum lol @ bugmen "I need an app to lift weights" |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:48 PM Author: red hell son of senegal I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not to put on a show at Pounders. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47634855) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:50 PM Author: cobalt electric furnace filthpig you need 8-10 apps to lift properly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47634859) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:55 PM Author: red hell son of senegal That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok last time you did this, now this time it’s reasonable to do this”. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47634867) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:56 PM Author: cobalt electric furnace filthpig not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possible to get the best idea of what to do next (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47634870) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:17 PM Author: poppy shrine doctorate Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should download it after 16 weeks of starting strength.
Base strength.ai is a new app from Alex Bromley that uses ai to coach your progress. It may be shit but its a cool idea.
The RP hypertrophy app is a paid option to do the same thing that is very sophisticated |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM Author: indecent wagecucks circlehead Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47634885) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM Author: Diverse temple athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47634888) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: Carnelian naked hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47634944) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 7:00 PM Author: Swashbuckling preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635528) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:09 PM Author: lilac 180 lettuce parlour Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635385) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:17 PM Author: bearded boltzmann menage How old are you bud? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635408) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM Author: red hell son of senegal Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never anything involving weights. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635942) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 11:07 PM Author: bearded boltzmann menage Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep dive into pickleball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47636078) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:38 AM Author: red hell son of senegal I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off big for my wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47636588) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM Author: translucent striped hyena kitty cat can I maek it at 30? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637728) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:47 PM Author: bearded boltzmann menage Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637796) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:38 PM Author: Swashbuckling preventive strike You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635489) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:52 PM Author: Adventurous Selfie Pistol you can set up any routine in the app not just SL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635519) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:54 PM Author: Hateful water buffalo laser beams workouts should take 20-30 min max
anything more than is (((trainer))) scams and one step shy of masturbation |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:06 PM Author: Carnelian naked hissy fit oh no, he's back to being retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635799) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:10 PM Author: Hateful water buffalo laser beams it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and all that nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635813) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM Author: Carnelian naked hissy fit There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At some point you need to train more than 1.5hr a week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635823) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:18 PM Author: Hateful water buffalo laser beams just lift heavier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635830) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:22 PM Author: Carnelian naked hissy fit (lifetime intermediate) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635838) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:26 AM Author: unhinged transparent giraffe nursing home TDNW BTFO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47636574) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 9:39 AM Author: poppy shrine doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47636674) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:32 AM Author: indecent wagecucks circlehead idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests that his goal is to participate in weightlifting competitions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47636797) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:50 AM Author: Carnelian naked hissy fit read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47636849) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:54 PM Author: indecent wagecucks circlehead for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additional weightlifting app (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637628) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:56 PM Author: Carnelian naked hissy fit Good. Then we shall record on the SD card. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637637) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Diverse temple athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47636880) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM Author: house-broken aphrodisiac bbw faggotry guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukraine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635825) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:57 AM Author: odious amethyst school regret Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not time spent in gym. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47636859) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 1:43 PM Author: Hateful water buffalo laser beams ty
lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:59 PM Author: odious amethyst school regret Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" is bad advice or of marginal benefit at best. Outside the gym just eat lots of creatine and protein and try to sleep 9 hours. That's literally it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637452) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:07 PM Author: Carnelian naked hissy fit Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russophobia? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637480) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:33 PM Author: Hateful water buffalo laser beams (((sports science)))
the best books about fitness were written 100 years ago |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:55 PM Author: odious amethyst school regret Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is what stimulates growth, not time. For weight training at least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637634) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM Author: Carnelian naked hissy fit The "science" also extols periodization, which is incompatible with your dumbed-down view of sports that allows you to be lazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637649) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM Author: odious amethyst school regret Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637653) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:02 PM Author: Carnelian naked hissy fit What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637661) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:04 PM Author: odious amethyst school regret You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637666) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:06 PM Author: Carnelian naked hissy fit Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete program into 30min a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637672) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:11 PM Author: Dun arousing pit To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe) who swear by that. If it works for an individual & their genetics (which would be 1:X0000000), then there's nothing wrong with it.
The issue is that people take these articles or interviews with pro BBers as gospel and insist there's some awesome secret because it worked for some genetic freak of nature on 25g/week of test. |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:14 PM Author: Carnelian naked hissy fit There is something to working up to sport-specific max intensity as quickly as possible, but Bulgarians and Kazakhs did this multiple times a day and on enough drugs to clog your kidneys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637696) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Dun arousing pit I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things and just look at others' routines, from which they draw the conclusions they want.
And there are a lot of people like Momo who went way beyond merely clogging their kidneys. We don't hear about the vast majority of these individuals. |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:16 PM Author: odious amethyst school regret I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at the gym so it's not for me. But in 30 minutes you could do enough deadlift and squats that you couldn't use the stairs on the way out. For OP I'd suggest not even worrying about time. Just work out until you know you're gonna be sore tomorrow. Keep it simple. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637701) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:28 PM Author: Dun arousing pit Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed for anyone that's not looking to step on stage.
However, those two things aren't marketable, so you never see them espoused. |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM Author: odious amethyst school regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637740) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:03 PM Author: Dun arousing pit I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's not for non-enhanced or middle-age laypeople.
That said, its simplicity & upper/lower body breakdown is probably better for beginners than the weird hit-every-muscle-group-in-seven-days stuff. |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:20 PM Author: Hateful water buffalo laser beams dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks muscled guys only appeared after fag gym nuts started posting on IG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637709) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:26 PM Author: Carnelian naked hissy fit Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637733) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: indigo coffee pot DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635690) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM Author: red hell son of senegal Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight training she’s been doing has mostly just added tone and tightness.
C-cup boobs that are kind of wasted on me because I’m an ass man.
Increasingly firm, round butt, which I love. She loves reverse cowgirl, I think because I am so enthusiastic about it. Wish she let me spank her more often. |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:57 PM Author: Irradiated hairless nowag foreskin Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635774) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:16 PM Author: house-broken aphrodisiac bbw faggotry App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and get technique right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635826) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:04 PM Author: bearded boltzmann menage You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47635891) |
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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM Author: sinister sandwich ticket booth day 1: bench press, incline press, flies
day 2: squat, lunge
day 3: pull ups, standing row
day 4: deadlift, farmer walk
day 5: overhead press, lat raises
day 6: arms (optional)
day 7: rest
try to add weight as often as you can
eat a lot and eat healthy, sleep a lot
There are probably a million ways to do the above better, but Im also a dumb middle aged guy and the above seems to work for me.
Best advice: Spend a thousand or so and get a squat rack, bench, bar, plates, and some dumbbells. You'll spend the same for gym membership anyway, so just spend it upfront and save the 40 minute roundtrip commute. You can do all of this at ~30m a day |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:01 PM Author: Dun arousing pit If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in middle age, you've already failed.
There's nothing to "start." You walk into the rack and squat. You're done when you collapse.
No posting. No discussion. No debate. No pictures. Just fucking squat. |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:57 PM Author: Dun arousing pit But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one thing I simply cannot give.
Please provide apps, subscriptions, and extremely complex 7-day full-body workout routines [(c) Flex Magazine 1994] that I will absolutely fail to follow. Additionally, please provide a list of overpriced supplements with the best placebo effects on the market.
I'll pay whatever it takes so long as I don't have to put in effort! |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:12 PM Author: Rusted Pozpig Base very cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637691) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Dun arousing pit Thanks, little bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637702) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:21 PM Author: Rusted Pozpig Base I could eat you, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637710) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM Author: Dun arousing pit Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type.
Feel free to make an actual contribution to this thread, though. |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM Author: Rusted Pozpig Base link to your "actual contribution", you fuming homo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637739) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:39 PM Author: Dun arousing pit While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up homosexuality in all of your posts, I would prefer to see something about working out ITT. Opinions, preferences, experiences... whatever you'd like to share :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637764) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:46 PM Author: Rusted Pozpig Base wow you're really gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637791) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:51 PM Author: Dun arousing pit Okay, thanks anyway, little guy.
I'll let you have the last word after this, as it's about time for me to hit the fucking gym :) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM Author: razzle hairy legs headpube Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter (This post sponsored by your local spinal surgeon) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:04 PM Author: provocative principal's office candlestick maker yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pull legs routine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637021) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:16 PM Author: poppy shrine doctorate 100% agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2...id#47637339) |