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One of the dads at the dinner party said I looked like Jared Fogle.

Then he went over to a family photograph, held up his phone ...
indigo macaca
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Offer to handle carpool next week
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vivacious circlehead
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Ebony violent feces hominid
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xo poaster is a molester-looking motherfucker, news at 11
comical orchestra pit
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Seen his picture and the dad wasn’t far off
curious messiness skinny woman
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Contagious Persian
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Awkward stimulating hospital
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While correct, he shouldn’t disrespect you in your own...
Contagious Persian
  05/04/24
It was pretty cold.
indigo macaca
  05/04/24
You do
Cerebral translucent public bath gunner
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i know youre flame but based on the pics you poasted i agree...
swashbuckling bawdyhouse alpha
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i assume he meant pre-Subway Jared Fogel
supple rough-skinned native
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razzle pungent legal warrant library
  05/04/24
which dad?
Bipolar becky
  05/04/24
He’s a younger dad. His wife seems like she needs lots...
indigo macaca
  05/04/24
Big showy things? Better keep your pants pulled up.
Iridescent dashing regret
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Which Jared Fogle? Fat or skinny?
aromatic turquoise internal respiration
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Bro you're like 6'4 and huge. If someone disrespected me lik...
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Mustard titillating stead
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Funny thing about that, my 8 year old said that I wasn&rsquo...
indigo macaca
  05/05/24
They build and maintain eel weirs Build and maintain ice h...
indigo macaca
  05/05/24
Still pissed off about this.
Contagious Persian
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Will someone please start a gofundme for this lower middle c...
vivacious circlehead
  05/05/24
It’s the principle of the matter. You don’t insu...
Contagious Persian
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OP was literally disco fries talking to himself half asleep....
vivacious circlehead
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I don’t think it’s flame. I’ve seen his pi...
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indigo macaca
  05/05/24
you have a pube on your forehead
Bipolar becky
  05/05/24
That was a piece of dust on the family photo
indigo macaca
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Goddammit you’re not helping here. Never invite this m...
Contagious Persian
  05/05/24
He was just a dad of one of my wife’s friends. Showed ...
indigo macaca
  05/05/24
Your wife knew his wife?
Contagious Persian
  05/05/24
Yeah. This was after the meal. I had just fed him filet mign...
indigo macaca
  05/05/24
Did you bring this up with your wife? Y’all need to cu...
Contagious Persian
  05/05/24
His company trades electricity and sells retail to big huge ...
indigo macaca
  05/05/24
5’11” and 300+? No wonder he’s lashing out...
Contagious Persian
  05/05/24
learn to calmly respond to passive aggressive “jokes&r...
Bipolar becky
  05/05/24
this is legit advice dipshit
Bipolar becky
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why didn’t DF’s wife at least raise hell? a m...
Bipolar becky
  05/05/24
disco fries alt?
razzle pungent legal warrant library
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Azure twisted plaza fanboi
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You really do look like him. Has nobody ever mentioned that ...
Beady-eyed clear main people generalized bond
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No. Usually people say I look like various MLB players.
indigo macaca
  05/05/24
oh yeah just the other day i was thinking "wasn't it cr...
vivacious circlehead
  05/05/24
Rate this nearly 40-YO pitcher still throwing heat: https://...
Contagious Persian
  05/05/24
180. Gotta love it. For the love of the game. Baseball is ...
indigo macaca
  05/05/24
We should skip the steak and catch a game. SA Missions, Roun...
Contagious Persian
  05/05/24
Sugar Land Space Cowboys?
indigo macaca
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180 yes, never seen them before. I am in, will you go with m...
Contagious Persian
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Yeah of course.
indigo macaca
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Friday (6/14) or Saturday (6/15)? Can we get some other poas...
Contagious Persian
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I should be free then. I’m trying to think if there&rs...
indigo macaca
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Asian pussy
Contagious Persian
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I suppose you sort of look like Rosie O'Donnell in "A L...
Beady-eyed clear main people generalized bond
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I used to get Lance Berkman all the time
indigo macaca
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Brother this is the price of being awakened, normies are uns...
Azure twisted plaza fanboi
  05/05/24
That dad's name? Steve Nigg
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180
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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: indigo macaca

Then he went over to a family photograph, held up his phone with a photo of Jared Fogle, and had everyone come over to compare the two.

It was pretty embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635760)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: curious messiness skinny woman

Offer to handle carpool next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635763)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Contagious Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635783)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:37 PM
Author: vivacious circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635855)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Snowy 180 indian lodge pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635856)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:22 PM
Author: Ebony violent feces hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635919)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: comical orchestra pit

xo poaster is a molester-looking motherfucker, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635772)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: curious messiness skinny woman

Seen his picture and the dad wasn’t far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635777)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Contagious Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635780)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Awkward stimulating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635787)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

While correct, he shouldn’t disrespect you in your own home like that. Fuck that guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635782)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: indigo macaca

It was pretty cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635812)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Cerebral translucent public bath gunner

You do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635784)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling bawdyhouse alpha

i know youre flame but based on the pics you poasted i agree with the guy. your poasting persona is more like bobby baccala from the sopranos but instead of being a mobster youre a shitlawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635790)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: supple rough-skinned native

i assume he meant pre-Subway Jared Fogel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635818)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: razzle pungent legal warrant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635862)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: Bipolar becky

which dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635820)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: indigo macaca

He’s a younger dad. His wife seems like she needs lots of big showy things. They were talking about buying a new house for example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635829)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Iridescent dashing regret

Big showy things? Better keep your pants pulled up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635846)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: aromatic turquoise internal respiration

Which Jared Fogle? Fat or skinny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635858)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Ebony violent feces hominid

Bro you're like 6'4 and huge. If someone disrespected me like that, I'd ask something like "could Jared Fogle kick your ass?" while pushing the table, standing up, and walking toward the twink. No doubt he'd piss himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47635932)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Mustard titillating stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47636023)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: indigo macaca

Funny thing about that, my 8 year old said that I wasn’t as tall as my friend who is in great shape and goes to the gym everyday.

I’m actually 2 inches taller.

I also weigh like 180 pounds more.

I’m afraid to fight though because my knee might give out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47636631)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: indigo macaca

They build and maintain eel weirs

Build and maintain ice houses and ship the blocks of ice down river to Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637050)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

Still pissed off about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637565)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:39 PM
Author: vivacious circlehead

Will someone please start a gofundme for this lower middle class salt of the earth blue collar fellow to get him some mounjaro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637573)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:42 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

It’s the principle of the matter. You don’t insult a man in his home, especially when he’s treating you to dinner. My wife has drug me to plenty of stupid shit where I thought the host was a joke but the proper thing to do is talk shit on the drive home. Unless you’re really good friends and have rapport of shit talking each other, this crossed a major line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637576)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:42 PM
Author: vivacious circlehead

OP was literally disco fries talking to himself half asleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637578)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

I don’t think it’s flame. I’ve seen his pic and had the same thought but you don’t fucking do that shit as a guest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637589)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: indigo macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637616)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Bipolar becky

you have a pube on your forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637620)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: indigo macaca

That was a piece of dust on the family photo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637626)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

Goddammit you’re not helping here. Never invite this motherfucker to your home again, how did you even know him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637627)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: indigo macaca

He was just a dad of one of my wife’s friends. Showed up and they had a small baby. But he thought he was a real joker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637636)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

Your wife knew his wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637638)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: indigo macaca

Yeah. This was after the meal. I had just fed him filet mignon au poivre, did the whole show of the flambé and everything, the meat was wall to wall medium rare, all peppercorns I cracked myself using a cast iron pan on a cutting board, and this is what he pops off with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637647)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

Did you bring this up with your wife? Y’all need to cut these toxic fuckers out, fuck these people. What does he do for a living and what’s his estimated height, NW, annual income, Norwood level and cock size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637650)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: indigo macaca

His company trades electricity and sells retail to big huge end users in manufacturing, etc. It’s a subsidiary of an oil major now. Height is about 5’11. Weight I’d say is 315lbs or so. Hair is definitely thinning. It’s hard to plug him at a NW but he does live in a house with his wife and kid that’s owned by his parents. Annual income is probably over $300k and probably $500k+ between him and his wife (both have cushy oil major jobs).

I think he’s got a lot of money, comes from money, makes money, and it’s just that way with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637665)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

5’11” and 300+? No wonder he’s lashing out, LJL he could stand to try the subway diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637671)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Bipolar becky

learn to calmly respond to passive aggressive “jokes” with shit like “is that funny to you?”

“what would make you bring up this comparison?”

“Does that make you feel better?”

key is to be calm but these questions turn the tables and he will feel like a fucking worm and the women will not say a word either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637662)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Bipolar becky

this is legit advice dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637822)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Bipolar becky

why didn’t DF’s wife at least raise hell?

a mentally stunted guy like him needs a momma bear wife at the very least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637594)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: razzle pungent legal warrant library

disco fries alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637876)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: Azure twisted plaza fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637629)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed clear main people generalized bond

You really do look like him. Has nobody ever mentioned that to you before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637641)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: indigo macaca

No. Usually people say I look like various MLB players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637651)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: vivacious circlehead

oh yeah just the other day i was thinking "wasn't it crazy how much ben zobrist looked like disco fries"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637655)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:02 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

Rate this nearly 40-YO pitcher still throwing heat: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takayuki_Kishi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637660)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:07 PM
Author: indigo macaca

180. Gotta love it. For the love of the game.

Baseball is 180 for the mental stress placed on the pitcher. Watching them overcome is triumphant. And at the same time you want the enemy pitcher to crack. It’s 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637675)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

We should skip the steak and catch a game. SA Missions, Round Rock Express, or Houston Astros? You down? This is not flame btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637678)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: indigo macaca

Sugar Land Space Cowboys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637812)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

180 yes, never seen them before. I am in, will you go with me? Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637819)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: indigo macaca

Yeah of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637828)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

Friday (6/14) or Saturday (6/15)? Can we get some other poas in on this? I am free either night and can do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637842)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: indigo macaca

I should be free then. I’m trying to think if there’s anything else worth doing in the greater Sugar Land metropolitan area—they do say that life is sweeter there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637845)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: Contagious Persian

Asian pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637849)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed clear main people generalized bond

I suppose you sort of look like Rosie O'Donnell in "A League Of Their Own"

Can't think of any current MLB players though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637707)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: indigo macaca

I used to get Lance Berkman all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637860)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Azure twisted plaza fanboi

Brother this is the price of being awakened, normies are unsettled bc they know you're operating on multiple levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637658)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Bateful Church Building

That dad's name? Steve Nigg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637692)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Contagious Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47637694)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 6:59 PM
Author: Bull headed rusted lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525179&forum_id=2#47638238)