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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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gold azn ceo
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Fuchsia round eye cruise ship
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
racy narrow-minded halford hospital
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
fluffy big newt
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
racy narrow-minded halford hospital
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
fluffy big newt
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
gold azn ceo
  05/05/24
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fluffy big newt
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Fuchsia round eye cruise ship
  05/05/24
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racy narrow-minded halford hospital
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
boyish grizzly set
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
violet school cafeteria
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Fuchsia round eye cruise ship
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Magical Alcoholic Alpha Volcanic Crater
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
gold azn ceo
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
indigo meetinghouse
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
ungodly mind-boggling business firm turdskin
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
indigo meetinghouse
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
blue talented library toilet seat
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
indigo meetinghouse
  05/06/24
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hateful space kitty cat
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
pearl office
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Magical Alcoholic Alpha Volcanic Crater
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Razzle-dazzle psychic
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
insane exciting famous landscape painting university
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Flatulent beady-eyed abode
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
indigo meetinghouse
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
gold azn ceo
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Magical Alcoholic Alpha Volcanic Crater
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
curious pit gaming laptop
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
racy narrow-minded halford hospital
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Razzle-dazzle psychic
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Honey-headed Impertinent Son Of Senegal Trump Supporter
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Razzle-dazzle psychic
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
gold azn ceo
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Razzle-dazzle psychic
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Fuchsia round eye cruise ship
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Pale resort
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
gold azn ceo
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: gold azn ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia round eye cruise ship

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: racy narrow-minded halford hospital

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: fluffy big newt

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: racy narrow-minded halford hospital

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: fluffy big newt

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: gold azn ceo

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: fluffy big newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia round eye cruise ship

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: racy narrow-minded halford hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: boyish grizzly set

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia round eye cruise ship

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Magical Alcoholic Alpha Volcanic Crater

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: gold azn ceo

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: indigo meetinghouse

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: ungodly mind-boggling business firm turdskin

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: indigo meetinghouse

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: blue talented library toilet seat

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: indigo meetinghouse

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: hateful space kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: pearl office

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Magical Alcoholic Alpha Volcanic Crater

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle psychic

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: insane exciting famous landscape painting university

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Flatulent beady-eyed abode

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: indigo meetinghouse

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: gold azn ceo

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Magical Alcoholic Alpha Volcanic Crater

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: curious pit gaming laptop

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: racy narrow-minded halford hospital

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle psychic

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed Impertinent Son Of Senegal Trump Supporter

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle psychic

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: gold azn ceo

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle psychic

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia round eye cruise ship

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Pale resort

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: gold azn ceo

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)