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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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saffron painfully honest psychic
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Blue frum pisswyrm
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Hideous Athletic Conference Locale
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Low-t depressive generalized bond
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Hideous Athletic Conference Locale
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Low-t depressive generalized bond
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
saffron painfully honest psychic
  05/05/24
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Low-t depressive generalized bond
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Blue frum pisswyrm
  05/05/24
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Hideous Athletic Conference Locale
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Tan very tactful french chef
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
dashing national security agency center
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Blue frum pisswyrm
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Pale Puppy
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
saffron painfully honest psychic
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Cordovan Base Dopamine
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
harsh address prole
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Cordovan Base Dopamine
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
sickened 180 idea he suggested legal warrant
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Cordovan Base Dopamine
  05/06/24
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Mauve azn police squad
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
outnumbered canary water buffalo chapel
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Pale Puppy
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
metal background story property
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
cowardly glittery gaming laptop
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Pearl Heady Blood Rage
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Cordovan Base Dopamine
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
saffron painfully honest psychic
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Pale Puppy
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
Yellow talented office gaping
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Hideous Athletic Conference Locale
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
metal background story property
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Garnet cracking stock car pistol
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
metal background story property
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
saffron painfully honest psychic
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
metal background story property
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Blue frum pisswyrm
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
exciting associate sanctuary
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
saffron painfully honest psychic
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: saffron painfully honest psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Blue frum pisswyrm

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Hideous Athletic Conference Locale

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Low-t depressive generalized bond

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Hideous Athletic Conference Locale

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Low-t depressive generalized bond

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: saffron painfully honest psychic

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Low-t depressive generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Blue frum pisswyrm

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Hideous Athletic Conference Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Tan very tactful french chef

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: dashing national security agency center

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Blue frum pisswyrm

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Pale Puppy

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: saffron painfully honest psychic

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Cordovan Base Dopamine

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: harsh address prole

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Cordovan Base Dopamine

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: sickened 180 idea he suggested legal warrant

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Cordovan Base Dopamine

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Mauve azn police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: outnumbered canary water buffalo chapel

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Pale Puppy

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: metal background story property

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: cowardly glittery gaming laptop

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Pearl Heady Blood Rage

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Cordovan Base Dopamine

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: saffron painfully honest psychic

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Pale Puppy

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Yellow talented office gaping

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Hideous Athletic Conference Locale

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: metal background story property

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Garnet cracking stock car pistol

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: metal background story property

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: saffron painfully honest psychic

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: metal background story property

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Blue frum pisswyrm

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: exciting associate sanctuary

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: saffron painfully honest psychic

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)