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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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talented rigpig
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Narrow-minded ticket booth
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
mahogany fat ankles
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Transparent Medicated Immigrant Sweet Tailpipe
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
mahogany fat ankles
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Transparent Medicated Immigrant Sweet Tailpipe
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
talented rigpig
  05/05/24
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Transparent Medicated Immigrant Sweet Tailpipe
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Narrow-minded ticket booth
  05/05/24
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mahogany fat ankles
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
shaky native mediation
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Floppy son of senegal
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Narrow-minded ticket booth
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
azure glittery library community account
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
talented rigpig
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
crusty yellow multi-billionaire
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Adventurous antidepressant drug station
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
crusty yellow multi-billionaire
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Lilac confused hunting ground round eye
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
crusty yellow multi-billionaire
  05/06/24
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fluffy fear-inspiring juggernaut double fault
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
soggy jew
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
azure glittery library community account
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Beady-eyed Mexican Meetinghouse
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Crystalline comical boiling water liquid oxygen
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Drab vivacious field
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
crusty yellow multi-billionaire
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
talented rigpig
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
azure glittery library community account
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
domesticated tantric jap casino
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
mahogany fat ankles
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Beady-eyed Mexican Meetinghouse
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
glassy odious pit
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Beady-eyed Mexican Meetinghouse
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
talented rigpig
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Beady-eyed Mexican Meetinghouse
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Narrow-minded ticket booth
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Boyish magenta sanctuary
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
talented rigpig
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: talented rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Narrow-minded ticket booth

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: mahogany fat ankles

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Transparent Medicated Immigrant Sweet Tailpipe

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: mahogany fat ankles

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Transparent Medicated Immigrant Sweet Tailpipe

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: talented rigpig

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Transparent Medicated Immigrant Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded ticket booth

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: mahogany fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: shaky native mediation

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Floppy son of senegal

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Narrow-minded ticket booth

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: azure glittery library community account

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: talented rigpig

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: crusty yellow multi-billionaire

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Adventurous antidepressant drug station

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: crusty yellow multi-billionaire

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Lilac confused hunting ground round eye

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: crusty yellow multi-billionaire

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: fluffy fear-inspiring juggernaut double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: soggy jew

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: azure glittery library community account

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mexican Meetinghouse

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Crystalline comical boiling water liquid oxygen

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Drab vivacious field

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: crusty yellow multi-billionaire

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: talented rigpig

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: azure glittery library community account

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: domesticated tantric jap casino

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: mahogany fat ankles

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mexican Meetinghouse

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: glassy odious pit

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mexican Meetinghouse

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: talented rigpig

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mexican Meetinghouse

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Narrow-minded ticket booth

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Boyish magenta sanctuary

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: talented rigpig

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)