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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Sticky twinkling hell old irish cottage
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
demanding supple hominid organic girlfriend
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
rambunctious milk
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Ruddy coiffed blood rage
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
rambunctious milk
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Ruddy coiffed blood rage
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Sticky twinkling hell old irish cottage
  05/05/24
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Ruddy coiffed blood rage
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
demanding supple hominid organic girlfriend
  05/05/24
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rambunctious milk
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
garnet boyish institution
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Glittery fuchsia therapy electric furnace
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
demanding supple hominid organic girlfriend
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Unholy community account striped hyena
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Sticky twinkling hell old irish cottage
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
angry bistre incel juggernaut
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
trip maize party of the first part international law enforcement agency
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
angry bistre incel juggernaut
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
racy outnumbered sneaky criminal theater
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
angry bistre incel juggernaut
  05/06/24
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magenta appetizing bawdyhouse mediation
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Low-t depressive
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Unholy community account striped hyena
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
adulterous sanctuary
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Blue Parlor
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Exciting fear-inspiring filthpig dilemma
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
angry bistre incel juggernaut
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Sticky twinkling hell old irish cottage
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Unholy community account striped hyena
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
disgusting orchestra pit goal in life
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
rambunctious milk
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
adulterous sanctuary
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Violet Slippery Immigrant Nowag
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
adulterous sanctuary
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Sticky twinkling hell old irish cottage
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
adulterous sanctuary
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
demanding supple hominid organic girlfriend
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
drab insane police squad temple
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Sticky twinkling hell old irish cottage
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Sticky twinkling hell old irish cottage



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: demanding supple hominid organic girlfriend

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: rambunctious milk

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Ruddy coiffed blood rage

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: rambunctious milk

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Ruddy coiffed blood rage

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Sticky twinkling hell old irish cottage

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Ruddy coiffed blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: demanding supple hominid organic girlfriend

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: rambunctious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: garnet boyish institution

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Glittery fuchsia therapy electric furnace

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: demanding supple hominid organic girlfriend

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Unholy community account striped hyena

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Sticky twinkling hell old irish cottage

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: angry bistre incel juggernaut

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: trip maize party of the first part international law enforcement agency

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: angry bistre incel juggernaut

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: racy outnumbered sneaky criminal theater

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: angry bistre incel juggernaut

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: magenta appetizing bawdyhouse mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Low-t depressive

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Unholy community account striped hyena

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: adulterous sanctuary

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Blue Parlor

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Exciting fear-inspiring filthpig dilemma

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: angry bistre incel juggernaut

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Sticky twinkling hell old irish cottage

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Unholy community account striped hyena

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: disgusting orchestra pit goal in life

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: rambunctious milk

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: adulterous sanctuary

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Violet Slippery Immigrant Nowag

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: adulterous sanctuary

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Sticky twinkling hell old irish cottage

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: adulterous sanctuary

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: demanding supple hominid organic girlfriend

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: drab insane police squad temple

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Sticky twinkling hell old irish cottage

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)