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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Big violet school cafeteria boistinker
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
fantasy-prone smoky ticket booth
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
appetizing marketing idea
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
excitant prole abode
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
appetizing marketing idea
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
excitant prole abode
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Big violet school cafeteria boistinker
  05/05/24
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excitant prole abode
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
fantasy-prone smoky ticket booth
  05/05/24
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appetizing marketing idea
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Adventurous splenetic stage volcanic crater
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
provocative hissy fit son of senegal
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
fantasy-prone smoky ticket booth
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Anal bateful cuckoldry roommate
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Big violet school cafeteria boistinker
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
supple hairy legs messiness
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Pink Cocky Personal Credit Line
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
supple hairy legs messiness
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
soul-stirring dragon
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
supple hairy legs messiness
  05/06/24
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stubborn foreskin stead
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
free-loading magical wagecucks
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Anal bateful cuckoldry roommate
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
galvanic headpube field
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
vigorous indirect expression
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Jade deep macaca useless brakes
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
supple hairy legs messiness
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Big violet school cafeteria boistinker
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Anal bateful cuckoldry roommate
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
Mind-boggling harsh locale alpha
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
appetizing marketing idea
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
galvanic headpube field
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
bat-shit-crazy balding piazza
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
galvanic headpube field
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Big violet school cafeteria boistinker
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
galvanic headpube field
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
fantasy-prone smoky ticket booth
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
titillating plaza pistol
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Big violet school cafeteria boistinker
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Big violet school cafeteria boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone smoky ticket booth

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: excitant prole abode

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: excitant prole abode

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Big violet school cafeteria boistinker

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: excitant prole abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: fantasy-prone smoky ticket booth

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: appetizing marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Adventurous splenetic stage volcanic crater

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: provocative hissy fit son of senegal

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: fantasy-prone smoky ticket booth

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Anal bateful cuckoldry roommate

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Big violet school cafeteria boistinker

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: supple hairy legs messiness

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Pink Cocky Personal Credit Line

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: supple hairy legs messiness

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring dragon

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: supple hairy legs messiness

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: stubborn foreskin stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: free-loading magical wagecucks

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Anal bateful cuckoldry roommate

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: galvanic headpube field

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: vigorous indirect expression

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Jade deep macaca useless brakes

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: supple hairy legs messiness

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Big violet school cafeteria boistinker

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Anal bateful cuckoldry roommate

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling harsh locale alpha

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: galvanic headpube field

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy balding piazza

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: galvanic headpube field

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Big violet school cafeteria boistinker

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: galvanic headpube field

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: fantasy-prone smoky ticket booth

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: titillating plaza pistol

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Big violet school cafeteria boistinker

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)