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Does anyone else's birdbrain do shit like this?
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:20 AM Author: Canary shrine She left the sliding door in the minivan open overnight. A bunch of bugs were flying around inside this morning. Getting a car wash today. Infuriating, kindergarten shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644745) |
Date: May 8th, 2024 11:29 AM Author: supple narrow-minded theater mad cow disease Check to see if she is overwhelmed for baby, work and taking care of you like a child (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644757) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:22 PM Author: poppy church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645824) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:38 AM Author: House-broken faggotry how did all those bugs get in your garage in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644770) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:45 AM Author: Canary shrine car was parked outside, brother. the other two cars are inside, minivan is just too big. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644793) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM Author: translucent location candlestick maker Why do you have three cars? Aren't you a two driver family (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644902) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM Author: Canary shrine I have a sports car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644906) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:13 PM Author: translucent location candlestick maker Good goy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644921) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:36 PM Author: charismatic metal parlor lmao of course you do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645870) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:38 PM Author: irradiated cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645882) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:21 PM Author: Snowy office he's a chilmata alt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645822) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:39 AM Author: Indigo pea-brained casino r u going to beat her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644773) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM Author: Canary shrine no all i did was send an angry text, she said sorry, and i went about my day. but i'm still a little upset. car wash guy will be here in 45 minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644798) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:54 AM Author: Indigo pea-brained casino maybe time to get a second wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644837) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:55 AM Author: Canary shrine lmao why would anyone do that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644841) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:40 AM Author: Odious Ratface certified woman expert here, this is WAD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644776) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM Author: Canary shrine WAD? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644799) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM Author: Odious Ratface Working As Designed (WAD)
WAD is an acronym that stands for "working as designed." This is a phrase that support reps use when talking about a product that isn't broken. It may mean that the customer mistook a new feature for a glitch, or that the issue that was reported is no longer present. Whatever it was, the product is now functioning normally and is working as designed. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:52 AM Author: Fragrant native pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644827) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:53 AM Author: Canary shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644832) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:58 AM Author: Violet principal's office Gonna let you in on a secret. WAD was originally Working as Designed but was converted to Working as Designated. Why?
I wouldn’t normally spell out why, but this board is dumb as shit now so I will. Working as Designed looks bad and appears to implicate the designer if there is an injury. Working as Designated expression more easily passes the buck over to a consumer misuse defense. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:00 PM Author: Odious Ratface wow did they teach you that in poetry class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644862) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:01 PM Author: Violet principal's office No.
I have an internet confirmed IQ of 149. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM Author: Floppy crystalline base i would wager literally any amount of money that if you took a professional administered WAIS you would not score over 130. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644871) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM Author: Odious Ratface a WL allfeds search for "working as designed" showed 94 hits
"working as designated" - zero hits |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:10 PM Author: Violet principal's office This was your original post before you changed it. It was this original post that prompted my response.
Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM Author: certified woman expert
Working As Designated (WAD) WAD is an acronym that stands for "working as designated." This is a phrase that support reps use when talking about a product that isn't broken. It may mean that the customer mistook a new feature for a glitch, or that the issue that was reported is no longer present. Whatever it was, the product is now functioning normally and is working as designated. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:16 PM Author: Floppy crystalline base it sounds like he had a typo and corrected it. and it's irrelevant anyway -- you're the one saying that it was *changed* to working as designated. but there seems to be no authority that anyone uses it that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644938) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:20 PM Author: Odious Ratface I didn't edit it at all - read the link below
this is just crazy |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: Floppy crystalline base but even if you did it wouldn't matter. spaceporn is the one that came up with that bullshit "fact", not you.
but i believe that you didn't anyway. first i remember reading it before spaceporn responded. second, he'd have to have two tabs open to the same thread, one unrefreshed, to be able to copy and paste it.
which is just another layer to spaceporn's stupidity and stubbornness. when confronted with the fact he's incorrect he first lies to say you edited your post in a way where he wouldn't have been wrong. but what he claimed doesn't have any bearing on him being wrong anyway!
god, he's just so fucking dumb. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: Violet principal's office troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644995) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:30 PM Author: Violet principal's office troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644986) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:19 PM Author: bespoke saffron stag film community account man holy shit you are stupid lol
it's actually wild that you manage to so consistently create these situations where you prove your idiocy in such bizarre and unusual ways |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:30 PM Author: Violet principal's office troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644987) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:19 PM Author: Odious Ratface holy shit that's wild why would you just make up this easily disprovable claim.
I cut and pasted directly from this website, which anyone can go look at:
https://blog.hubspot.com/service/customer-service-buzzwords
it's #15 in the list and clearly says designed, not designated |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: Violet principal's office troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644994) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:40 PM Author: primrose hall i really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645253) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:17 PM Author: swashbuckling twinkling uncleanness corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644939) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: citrine deep affirmative action milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644981) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Snowy office don't you mean planned obsolescence? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645826) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:43 AM Author: Floppy crystalline base birdbrains are usually hyperaware of shit like this. that's why they're the ones that fiddle and stress over cleanliness, organization, etc. an absent minded blunder like this is usually a dude thing imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644783) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:45 AM Author: Buff self-absorbed field cr analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644792) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM Author: Canary shrine dude, not my birdbrain. if i didn't care about organization it would be total anarchy in here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644805) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM Author: Floppy crystalline base damn bro, having a birdbrain around to clean and organize my shit is a big reason i put up with them.
your birdbrain is atypical in this regard. but here's a Q to assess her birdbrainedness: if you expressed frustration about having to go get the car cleaned, did she try to avoid accountability? |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:52 AM Author: Canary shrine she has improved a lot in that regard but she will still sometimes offload responsibility onto others. when she does it on the kids (technically, they are the ones that left the door open, she just didn't catch it), it really grinds my gears because it's literally her job to supervise them.
that said, today, all she said to my text was "sorry." i think that's a win and a further argument was thus avoided. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:00 PM Author: Floppy crystalline base yeah, *that's* birdbrain behavior.
and you're a wise man. a curt "sorry" is basically a non-apology. she had already chambered the "omg i'm taking care of the kids and they left the door open. they're x ages, they are going to make mistakes. and i can't be everywhere at once..." if you added anything after that.
once i learned that it's best to avoid inducing a birdbrain meltdown, and to not try to challenge it with logic when it happens, i started having much better long-term relationships with women. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:02 PM Author: Canary shrine cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644870) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:14 PM Author: Floppy crystalline base it took an embarrassingly long time for me to realize this. in fact, one of the greatest epiphanies for me happened on xo in one of my favorite moments here.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5237770&mc=332&forum_id=2#45512288 |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:28 PM Author: Canary shrine brother, I think you need a balance of this approach with what this guy said downthread:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5237770&forum_id=2#45512772
it's true, you CAN train a lot of this shit out of them, and if you capitulate every time you are only causing more future headaches (or added responsibility) for yourself. modern life with kids requires two adults most of the time. you can keep your upper hand, be the decision maker, be the one to look the other way, but about 40% of the time you need to stand your ground. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: Floppy crystalline base yeah that thread is from 2022. since then i've had a long journey learning about women and retraining my brain, and things are going great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645000) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: primrose hall i cant possibly fathom caring about shit like this. is this what TURBOGAKK does to a man, or does the autism shield me from such trifles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644999) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:34 PM Author: Floppy crystalline base i just think it's funny i pretty much copy and pasted what someone suggested i say and it worked instantly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645001) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:55 AM Author: Odious Ratface #notallbirdbrains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644843) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM Author: chrome effete sandwich OP is biologically homosexual and his wife is probably some high t pig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644872) |
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Date: May 9th, 2024 7:46 AM Author: dashing twisted chad range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47647229) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:44 AM Author: bespoke saffron stag film community account MY birdbrain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644790) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM Author: chrome effete sandwich You deserve worse for not beating her and also choosing to shackle yourself to a shitty woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644801) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:57 AM Author: Slap-happy Titillating Rehab This exact thing happens in my house about once a month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644855) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:58 AM Author: Canary shrine Does she also lose her phone about 5 times a day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644857) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:02 PM Author: Slap-happy Titillating Rehab Yes, but uses locate feature on watch to find it. Also loses keys, cannot seem to turn off lights, close garage door, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644868) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM Author: Canary shrine Lol, I got her a watch and she's too forgetful to wear it. So I still have to find her phone through the Find My app like once a day. It used to be much worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644877) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM Author: Violet principal's office They all do this too. They do it camping, on vacation, at the grocery store, at a dinner party, any time. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:20 PM Author: motley plaza associate Women pants/leggings don’t have big pockets tbf so they always carry them around instead of sticking in a pocket (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645149) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:01 PM Author: Electric theater stage My wife always leave her Tesla doors open when she parks in garage. Yesterday she left the front door open after getting DoorDash delivery. I didn't notice until like 1am (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644864) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM Author: Canary shrine This thread is therapeutic for me. Just lol @ our birdbrains. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644880) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:12 PM Author: Electric theater stage She never charges the car even though she's the only one who drives it and we got the expensive fast charging thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644916) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM Author: primrose hall 1am smoke break in the garage noticing your birdbrains wide open tesla doors tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644881) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM Author: Violet principal's office My wife has done this on occasion. It's maddening. All women do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644875) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM Author: Canary shrine TY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644884) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM Author: Odious Ratface going back to OP, isn't this primarily the kids' fault? or does your wife generally ride in the rear of the minivan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644883) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:07 PM Author: Canary shrine It is. They are kids, buck stops with her. The door was also on the driver's side. I told them this morning the last person to exit needs to shut the door. My son understood it immediately, unclear if the magnitude of the situation got through to dotter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644894) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM Author: translucent location candlestick maker Your first mistake is putting your wife in a different category than your kids. Your wife is merely your oldest child. You're the adult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644905) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:10 PM Author: Canary shrine Maybe I just got lucky, but I don't recall my mom having any of these issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644912) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:11 PM Author: bespoke saffron stag film community account wow
is this like when ur teen dotter gets old enough that you can have her look after the younger kids while you're away |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:14 PM Author: Violet principal's office Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644931) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:08 PM Author: chrome effete sandwich cr he should also be beating his kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47644901) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:49 PM Author: Buff self-absorbed field OP got a sorry, which is more than any man can ever hope for with a BB. He has a 180 wife, all things considered. Thread is resolved imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645033) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: irradiated cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645038) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:54 PM Author: Canary shrine Yeah she’s 180 in a million other ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645051) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:56 PM Author: irradiated cruise ship I have, unfortunately, done this. Went to a restaurant, parked the car, resolved some shit with the kids, and forgot to close the my drivers side door. Came back after meal to find the door wide open. Figured some nig did it and stole a bunch of shit (xo muscle memory). Then realized it was all my fault. Nothing was stolen or damaged or in any way altered.
it's a long life. dumb shit happens. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:47 PM Author: judgmental kitchen texting your wife about this is extremely feminine and passive aggressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645274) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM Author: cerebral idea he suggested Can't believe it took so long to point this out. LOL at scolding your wife over text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645861) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: poppy church building lol this fucking haji is never not posting his L’s on xo
a fucking minivan lmaoooo |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:26 PM Author: Insecure wagecucks he used to claim he was jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645836) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:31 PM Author: poppy church building he screams at his kids, has a legit stupid wife, is a depressmo, and drives a bug infested minivan
a fag like him should probably talk less shit
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM Author: irradiated cruise ship He creates good content. You screech about Orcs or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645858) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM Author: bespoke saffron stag film community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645863) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:37 PM Author: poppy church building link to his best thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645873) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:43 PM Author: irradiated cruise ship https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5497381&mc=123&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645904) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:38 PM Author: chrome effete sandwich No he doesn’t
You’re shit too and the exact same type of effeminate baselessly prideful kike retard he is |
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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:11 AM Author: poppy church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47647139) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:43 PM Author: Canary shrine Appreciate it brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47646681) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:43 PM Author: Canary shrine Lol, you’re not even worth my time you pissant. It’s too easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47646680) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:25 PM Author: amethyst hateful mad-dog skullcap I'm genuinely confused as to why you would get the car cleaned because there were some bugs in it. Did a raccoon get in there and leave muddy footprints or something?
Or are you just OCD? |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:36 PM Author: irradiated cruise ship Bugs are considered haraam in Islam. As I have said before Arabs are extremely xenophobic. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:42 PM Author: chrome effete sandwich Shut the fuck up kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47645898) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:45 PM Author: Canary shrine You people know more about Islam than I do lol
Not everything needs to fit your narrative brother. I love all people as a baseline |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: Canary shrine It needed to be cleaned anyway and wasn’t a fan of bugs flying around while driving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2...id#47646686) |