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Does anyone else's birdbrain do shit like this?

She left the sliding door in the minivan open overnight. A b...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
Check to see if she is overwhelmed for baby, work and taking...
Dashing abode
  05/08/24
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Irradiated Peach Macaca Filthpig
  05/08/24
how did all those bugs get in your garage in the first place
at-the-ready lay
  05/08/24
car was parked outside, brother. the other two cars are insi...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
Why do you have three cars? Aren't you a two driver family
orchid pit
  05/08/24
I have a sports car
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
Good goy
orchid pit
  05/08/24
lmao of course you do
Harsh underhanded kitty
  05/08/24
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learning disabled persian stage
  05/08/24
he's a chilmata alt
Naked boyish native halford
  05/08/24
r u going to beat her?
Slimy Chocolate Rehab
  05/08/24
no all i did was send an angry text, she said sorry, and i w...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
maybe time to get a second wife
Slimy Chocolate Rehab
  05/08/24
lmao why would anyone do that?
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
certified woman expert here, this is WAD
Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry
  05/08/24
WAD?
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
Working As Designed (WAD) WAD is an acronym that stands ...
Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry
  05/08/24
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Charismatic embarrassed to the bone state affirmative action
  05/08/24
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Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
Gonna let you in on a secret. WAD was originally Working ...
Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker
  05/08/24
wow did they teach you that in poetry class
Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry
  05/08/24
No. I have an internet confirmed IQ of 149.
Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker
  05/08/24
i would wager literally any amount of money that if you took...
stirring menage community account
  05/08/24
a WL allfeds search for "working as designed" show...
Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry
  05/08/24
This was your original post before you changed it. It was t...
Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker
  05/08/24
it sounds like he had a typo and corrected it. and it's irre...
stirring menage community account
  05/08/24
I didn't edit it at all - read the link below this is jus...
Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry
  05/08/24
but even if you did it wouldn't matter. spaceporn is the one...
stirring menage community account
  05/08/24
troll
Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker
  05/08/24
troll
Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker
  05/08/24
man holy shit you are stupid lol it's actually wild that ...
Bull headed bisexual school cafeteria regret
  05/08/24
troll
Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker
  05/08/24
holy shit that's wild why would you just make up this easil...
Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry
  05/08/24
troll
Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker
  05/08/24
i really like it here
Brindle Galvanic Cuck
  05/08/24
...
Comical rough-skinned property queen of the night
  05/08/24
...
mind-boggling blue shrine
  05/08/24
don't you mean planned obsolescence?
Naked boyish native halford
  05/08/24
birdbrains are usually hyperaware of shit like this. that's ...
stirring menage community account
  05/08/24
cr analysis
odious sanctuary old irish cottage
  05/08/24
dude, not my birdbrain. if i didn't care about organization ...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
damn bro, having a birdbrain around to clean and organize my...
stirring menage community account
  05/08/24
she has improved a lot in that regard but she will still som...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
yeah, *that's* birdbrain behavior. and you're a wise man...
stirring menage community account
  05/08/24
cr
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
it took an embarrassingly long time for me to realize this. ...
stirring menage community account
  05/08/24
brother, I think you need a balance of this approach with wh...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
yeah that thread is from 2022. since then i've had a long jo...
stirring menage community account
  05/08/24
i cant possibly fathom caring about shit like this. is this ...
Brindle Galvanic Cuck
  05/08/24
i just think it's funny i pretty much copy and pasted what s...
stirring menage community account
  05/08/24
#notallbirdbrains
Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry
  05/08/24
OP is biologically homosexual and his wife is probably some ...
Brilliant disturbing resort pocket flask
  05/08/24
...
ivory stage cumskin
  05/09/24
MY birdbrain
Bull headed bisexual school cafeteria regret
  05/08/24
You deserve worse for not beating her and also choosing to s...
Brilliant disturbing resort pocket flask
  05/08/24
This exact thing happens in my house about once a month
lavender dilemma dopamine
  05/08/24
Does she also lose her phone about 5 times a day?
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
Yes, but uses locate feature on watch to find it. Also lose...
lavender dilemma dopamine
  05/08/24
Lol, I got her a watch and she's too forgetful to wear it. S...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
They all do this too. They do it camping, on vacation, at...
Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker
  05/08/24
Women pants/leggings don’t have big pockets tbf so the...
vigorous charcoal therapy kitty cat
  05/08/24
My wife always leave her Tesla doors open when she parks in ...
Poppy swashbuckling principal's office
  05/08/24
This thread is therapeutic for me. Just lol @ our birdbrains...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
She never charges the car even though she's the only one who...
Poppy swashbuckling principal's office
  05/08/24
1am smoke break in the garage noticing your birdbrains wide ...
Brindle Galvanic Cuck
  05/08/24
My wife has done this on occasion. It's maddening. All wom...
Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker
  05/08/24
TY
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
going back to OP, isn't this primarily the kids' fault? or d...
Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry
  05/08/24
It is. They are kids, buck stops with her. The door was also...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
Your first mistake is putting your wife in a different categ...
orchid pit
  05/08/24
Maybe I just got lucky, but I don't recall my mom having any...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
wow is this like when ur teen dotter gets old enough that...
Bull headed bisexual school cafeteria regret
  05/08/24
Yes
Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker
  05/08/24
cr he should also be beating his kids
Brilliant disturbing resort pocket flask
  05/08/24
OP got a sorry, which is more than any man can ever hope for...
odious sanctuary old irish cottage
  05/08/24
...
learning disabled persian stage
  05/08/24
Yeah she’s 180 in a million other ways.
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
I have, unfortunately, done this. Went to a restaurant, park...
learning disabled persian stage
  05/08/24
texting your wife about this is extremely feminine and passi...
Bossy site scourge upon the earth
  05/08/24
Can't believe it took so long to point this out. LOL at scol...
Zippy tan volcanic crater gaming laptop
  05/08/24
lol this fucking haji is never not posting his L’s on ...
Irradiated Peach Macaca Filthpig
  05/08/24
he used to claim he was jewish
big friendly grandma ticket booth
  05/08/24
he screams at his kids, has a legit stupid wife, is a depres...
Irradiated Peach Macaca Filthpig
  05/08/24
He creates good content. You screech about Orcs or whatever....
learning disabled persian stage
  05/08/24
...
Bull headed bisexual school cafeteria regret
  05/08/24
link to his best thread?
Irradiated Peach Macaca Filthpig
  05/08/24
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5497381&mc=123&...
learning disabled persian stage
  05/08/24
No he doesn’t You’re shit too and the exact s...
Brilliant disturbing resort pocket flask
  05/08/24
...
Irradiated Peach Macaca Filthpig
  05/09/24
Appreciate it brother.
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
Lol, you’re not even worth my time you pissant. It&rsq...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
I'm genuinely confused as to why you would get the car clean...
haunting nowag point
  05/08/24
Bugs are considered haraam in Islam. As I have said before...
learning disabled persian stage
  05/08/24
Shut the fuck up kike
Brilliant disturbing resort pocket flask
  05/08/24
You people know more about Islam than I do lol Not everyt...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24
It needed to be cleaned anyway and wasn’t a fan of bug...
Rambunctious Weed Whacker
  05/08/24


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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

She left the sliding door in the minivan open overnight. A bunch of bugs were flying around inside this morning. Getting a car wash today. Infuriating, kindergarten shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644745)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: Dashing abode

Check to see if she is overwhelmed for baby, work and taking care of you like a child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644757)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Peach Macaca Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645824)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: at-the-ready lay

how did all those bugs get in your garage in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644770)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:45 AM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

car was parked outside, brother. the other two cars are inside, minivan is just too big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644793)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: orchid pit

Why do you have three cars? Aren't you a two driver family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644902)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

I have a sports car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644906)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: orchid pit

Good goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644921)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Harsh underhanded kitty

lmao of course you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645870)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: learning disabled persian stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645882)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Naked boyish native halford

he's a chilmata alt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645822)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Slimy Chocolate Rehab

r u going to beat her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644773)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

no all i did was send an angry text, she said sorry, and i went about my day. but i'm still a little upset. car wash guy will be here in 45 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644798)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: Slimy Chocolate Rehab

maybe time to get a second wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644837)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

lmao why would anyone do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644841)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry

certified woman expert here, this is WAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644776)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

WAD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644799)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM
Author: Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry

Working As Designed (WAD)

WAD is an acronym that stands for "working as designed." This is a phrase that support reps use when talking about a product that isn't broken. It may mean that the customer mistook a new feature for a glitch, or that the issue that was reported is no longer present. Whatever it was, the product is now functioning normally and is working as designed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644815)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:52 AM
Author: Charismatic embarrassed to the bone state affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644827)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644832)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker

Gonna let you in on a secret.

WAD was originally Working as Designed but was converted to Working as Designated. Why?

I wouldn’t normally spell out why, but this board is dumb as shit now so I will.

Working as Designed looks bad and appears to implicate the designer if there is an injury. Working as Designated expression more easily passes the buck over to a consumer misuse defense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644859)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry

wow did they teach you that in poetry class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644862)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker

No.

I have an internet confirmed IQ of 149.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644867)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: stirring menage community account

i would wager literally any amount of money that if you took a professional administered WAIS you would not score over 130.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644871)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry

a WL allfeds search for "working as designed" showed 94 hits

"working as designated" - zero hits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644879)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker

This was your original post before you changed it. It was this original post that prompted my response.

Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM

Author: certified woman expert

Working As Designated (WAD)

WAD is an acronym that stands for "working as designated." This is a phrase that support reps use when talking about a product that isn't broken. It may mean that the customer mistook a new feature for a glitch, or that the issue that was reported is no longer present. Whatever it was, the product is now functioning normally and is working as designated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644907)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: stirring menage community account

it sounds like he had a typo and corrected it. and it's irrelevant anyway -- you're the one saying that it was *changed* to working as designated. but there seems to be no authority that anyone uses it that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644938)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry

I didn't edit it at all - read the link below

this is just crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644949)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: stirring menage community account

but even if you did it wouldn't matter. spaceporn is the one that came up with that bullshit "fact", not you.

but i believe that you didn't anyway. first i remember reading it before spaceporn responded. second, he'd have to have two tabs open to the same thread, one unrefreshed, to be able to copy and paste it.

which is just another layer to spaceporn's stupidity and stubbornness. when confronted with the fact he's incorrect he first lies to say you edited your post in a way where he wouldn't have been wrong. but what he claimed doesn't have any bearing on him being wrong anyway!

god, he's just so fucking dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644990)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker

troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644995)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker

troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644986)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Bull headed bisexual school cafeteria regret

man holy shit you are stupid lol

it's actually wild that you manage to so consistently create these situations where you prove your idiocy in such bizarre and unusual ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644941)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker

troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644987)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry

holy shit that's wild

why would you just make up this easily disprovable claim.

I cut and pasted directly from this website, which anyone can go look at:

https://blog.hubspot.com/service/customer-service-buzzwords

it's #15 in the list and clearly says designed, not designated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644944)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker

troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644994)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Brindle Galvanic Cuck

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645253)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: Comical rough-skinned property queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644939)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling blue shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644981)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Naked boyish native halford

don't you mean planned obsolescence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645826)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: stirring menage community account

birdbrains are usually hyperaware of shit like this. that's why they're the ones that fiddle and stress over cleanliness, organization, etc. an absent minded blunder like this is usually a dude thing imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644783)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:45 AM
Author: odious sanctuary old irish cottage

cr analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644792)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

dude, not my birdbrain. if i didn't care about organization it would be total anarchy in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644805)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM
Author: stirring menage community account

damn bro, having a birdbrain around to clean and organize my shit is a big reason i put up with them.

your birdbrain is atypical in this regard. but here's a Q to assess her birdbrainedness: if you expressed frustration about having to go get the car cleaned, did she try to avoid accountability?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644814)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:52 AM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

she has improved a lot in that regard but she will still sometimes offload responsibility onto others. when she does it on the kids (technically, they are the ones that left the door open, she just didn't catch it), it really grinds my gears because it's literally her job to supervise them.

that said, today, all she said to my text was "sorry." i think that's a win and a further argument was thus avoided.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644831)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: stirring menage community account

yeah, *that's* birdbrain behavior.

and you're a wise man. a curt "sorry" is basically a non-apology. she had already chambered the "omg i'm taking care of the kids and they left the door open. they're x ages, they are going to make mistakes. and i can't be everywhere at once..." if you added anything after that.

once i learned that it's best to avoid inducing a birdbrain meltdown, and to not try to challenge it with logic when it happens, i started having much better long-term relationships with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644863)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:02 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644870)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: stirring menage community account

it took an embarrassingly long time for me to realize this. in fact, one of the greatest epiphanies for me happened on xo in one of my favorite moments here.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5237770&mc=332&forum_id=2#45512288

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644932)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

brother, I think you need a balance of this approach with what this guy said downthread:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5237770&forum_id=2#45512772

it's true, you CAN train a lot of this shit out of them, and if you capitulate every time you are only causing more future headaches (or added responsibility) for yourself. modern life with kids requires two adults most of the time. you can keep your upper hand, be the decision maker, be the one to look the other way, but about 40% of the time you need to stand your ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644978)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: stirring menage community account

yeah that thread is from 2022. since then i've had a long journey learning about women and retraining my brain, and things are going great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645000)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Brindle Galvanic Cuck

i cant possibly fathom caring about shit like this. is this what TURBOGAKK does to a man, or does the autism shield me from such trifles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644999)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: stirring menage community account

i just think it's funny i pretty much copy and pasted what someone suggested i say and it worked instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645001)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry

#notallbirdbrains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644843)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: Brilliant disturbing resort pocket flask

OP is biologically homosexual and his wife is probably some high t pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644872)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 7:46 AM
Author: ivory stage cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47647229)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Bull headed bisexual school cafeteria regret

MY birdbrain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644790)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Brilliant disturbing resort pocket flask

You deserve worse for not beating her and also choosing to shackle yourself to a shitty woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644801)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: lavender dilemma dopamine

This exact thing happens in my house about once a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644855)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

Does she also lose her phone about 5 times a day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644857)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:02 PM
Author: lavender dilemma dopamine

Yes, but uses locate feature on watch to find it. Also loses keys, cannot seem to turn off lights, close garage door, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644868)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

Lol, I got her a watch and she's too forgetful to wear it. So I still have to find her phone through the Find My app like once a day. It used to be much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644877)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker

They all do this too.

They do it camping, on vacation, at the grocery store, at a dinner party, any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644885)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: vigorous charcoal therapy kitty cat

Women pants/leggings don’t have big pockets tbf so they always carry them around instead of sticking in a pocket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645149)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Poppy swashbuckling principal's office

My wife always leave her Tesla doors open when she parks in garage. Yesterday she left the front door open after getting DoorDash delivery. I didn't notice until like 1am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644864)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

This thread is therapeutic for me. Just lol @ our birdbrains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644880)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Poppy swashbuckling principal's office

She never charges the car even though she's the only one who drives it and we got the expensive fast charging thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644916)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Brindle Galvanic Cuck

1am smoke break in the garage noticing your birdbrains wide open tesla doors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644881)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker

My wife has done this on occasion. It's maddening. All women do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644875)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644884)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Vibrant emerald piazza faggotry

going back to OP, isn't this primarily the kids' fault? or does your wife generally ride in the rear of the minivan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644883)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:07 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

It is. They are kids, buck stops with her. The door was also on the driver's side. I told them this morning the last person to exit needs to shut the door. My son understood it immediately, unclear if the magnitude of the situation got through to dotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644894)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: orchid pit

Your first mistake is putting your wife in a different category than your kids. Your wife is merely your oldest child. You're the adult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644905)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

Maybe I just got lucky, but I don't recall my mom having any of these issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644912)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Bull headed bisexual school cafeteria regret

wow

is this like when ur teen dotter gets old enough that you can have her look after the younger kids while you're away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644913)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Windowlicker

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644931)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Brilliant disturbing resort pocket flask

cr he should also be beating his kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644901)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: odious sanctuary old irish cottage

OP got a sorry, which is more than any man can ever hope for with a BB. He has a 180 wife, all things considered. Thread is resolved imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645033)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: learning disabled persian stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645038)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

Yeah she’s 180 in a million other ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645051)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:56 PM
Author: learning disabled persian stage

I have, unfortunately, done this. Went to a restaurant, parked the car, resolved some shit with the kids, and forgot to close the my drivers side door. Came back after meal to find the door wide open. Figured some nig did it and stole a bunch of shit (xo muscle memory). Then realized it was all my fault. Nothing was stolen or damaged or in any way altered.

it's a long life. dumb shit happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645056)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Bossy site scourge upon the earth

texting your wife about this is extremely feminine and passive aggressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645274)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: Zippy tan volcanic crater gaming laptop

Can't believe it took so long to point this out. LOL at scolding your wife over text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645861)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Irradiated Peach Macaca Filthpig

lol this fucking haji is never not posting his L’s on xo

a fucking minivan lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645829)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: big friendly grandma ticket booth

he used to claim he was jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645836)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Irradiated Peach Macaca Filthpig

he screams at his kids, has a legit stupid wife, is a depressmo, and drives a bug infested minivan

a fag like him should probably talk less shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645851)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: learning disabled persian stage

He creates good content. You screech about Orcs or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645858)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: Bull headed bisexual school cafeteria regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645863)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:37 PM
Author: Irradiated Peach Macaca Filthpig

link to his best thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645873)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: learning disabled persian stage

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5497381&mc=123&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645904)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Brilliant disturbing resort pocket flask

No he doesn’t

You’re shit too and the exact same type of effeminate baselessly prideful kike retard he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645879)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:11 AM
Author: Irradiated Peach Macaca Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47647139)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

Appreciate it brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646681)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

Lol, you’re not even worth my time you pissant. It’s too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646680)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: haunting nowag point

I'm genuinely confused as to why you would get the car cleaned because there were some bugs in it. Did a raccoon get in there and leave muddy footprints or something?

Or are you just OCD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645834)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: learning disabled persian stage

Bugs are considered haraam in Islam.

As I have said before Arabs are extremely xenophobic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645866)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Brilliant disturbing resort pocket flask

Shut the fuck up kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645898)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

You people know more about Islam than I do lol

Not everything needs to fit your narrative brother. I love all people as a baseline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646690)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker

It needed to be cleaned anyway and wasn’t a fan of bugs flying around while driving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646686)