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Harvard Asian slut to be the next Kaavya

Apparently a deal for a book on sex by a Harvard student is ...
Contagious dingle berry
  01/24/07
i threw up a little bit, shes rancid by normal standards
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/24/07
that chick is not hot, if that's her in the flickr group ...
laughsome piazza
  01/24/07
She's an average-looking azn girl but has fucked tons of whi...
Contagious dingle berry
  01/24/07
she is a below average azn girl dood
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/24/07
and the sad thing is the bitch seems to think she's hot (she...
Contagious dingle berry
  01/24/07
she's also full of semen in her little mouth that its coming...
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/25/07
she is really hot for a cantonese chick though.
thriller aggressive locus
  01/26/07
as if fucking a lot of guys is an achievement. a girl can f...
Beta affirmative action selfie
  01/24/07
i wonder what stds she has? i am sure some hobos who clea...
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/24/07
i think there's only a 0.032% chance she doesn't have herpes...
Arrogant crawly elastic band
  01/25/07
i can see her future as a $50 prostitute on craigslist
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/25/07
Why would anyone pay $50 when she's giving it for free? Com...
Sticky irradiated milk sandwich
  01/25/07
Da plane!! Da plane!! http://www.madcowprod.com/fi04.jpg
walnut striped hyena
  01/24/07
hahaha
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/24/07
LOL!!!!!!!
autistic stage queen of the night
  01/24/07
well done.
Arrogant crawly elastic band
  01/24/07
:(
trip wild psychic lodge
  06/06/07
Holy shit that chick is ugly
bateful coral kitchen azn
  01/24/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&mc=7&...
walnut striped hyena
  01/24/07
178
bateful coral kitchen azn
  01/24/07
and sad thing is even ugly bitches get laid every night
Contagious dingle berry
  01/24/07
they are the cum dumpsters
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/24/07
In the section, "Boy Toys" she talks about all the...
Contagious dingle berry
  01/24/07
r u 174?
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/24/07
wow
motley adulterous abode boltzmann
  01/24/07
"orders of magnitude"? stfu
comical know-it-all pit
  01/25/07
aa admit from tonga?
Arrogant crawly elastic band
  01/24/07
shes not much, but then again neither are the dudes shes wit...
hateful transparent hominid
  01/24/07
...
hateful transparent hominid
  01/24/07
Seriously, I fully support the female infanticides in Asia. ...
cerise cruise ship
  01/24/07
This is what happens when you watch too much sex and the cit...
Learning disabled useless university
  01/24/07
As soon as she gets past hating her parents and wants a stab...
house-broken field
  01/24/07
titcr. i kinda feel bad for her. this will make it all the...
Learning disabled useless university
  01/24/07
my thoughts exactly
deep jap
  01/24/07
I doubt she ever will. She's already very good at denying h...
umber antidepressant drug
  01/25/07
i love how basically every azn girl thinks white dudes are h...
Alcoholic cuckold
  01/24/07
It's funny because whites girls say the same thing after the...
cerise cruise ship
  01/24/07
pwn3d
dashing gaping
  01/24/07
I don't know if I'd go so far to say that he was pwn3d. The...
honey-headed space
  01/24/07
...
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/24/07
what makes you think that she's been with any asian guys at ...
Buck-toothed cobalt depressive
  01/25/07
damn, she is ugly. who would want to hear about sex from tha...
orchid razzle-dazzle friendly grandma
  01/24/07
she's a fucking hideous monster
dashing gaping
  01/24/07
Kaavya was better looking.
Translucent floppy therapy
  03/07/07
this bitch claims to be able to gauge the size of dude's ere...
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/24/07
Do you really think she's ugly? http://sexandtheivy.com/a...
Flirting titillating sound barrier
  01/24/07
Her cheeks are out of proportion and make her look really we...
vigorous chrome principal's office
  01/24/07
Is she Korean? I've noticed that a lot of Koreans seem to ha...
Flirting titillating sound barrier
  01/24/07
she china
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/24/07
cheeks out of proportion -- I bet she grinds her teeth. that...
thriller aggressive locus
  01/26/07
has anyone stepped-up and sent this thread to her yet? bett...
cordovan personal credit line
  01/24/07
Oh wow, it says she's Harvard '09. That means she's only a s...
Flirting titillating sound barrier
  01/24/07
one of the comments says she's been there since '01.
boyish stag film
  01/24/07
maybe its Harvard Extension School?
Learning disabled useless university
  01/24/07
Nope, she's a sophomore at Harvard College
Flirting titillating sound barrier
  01/24/07
Look her up. It says she's '09 at Harvard. She also mentions...
Flirting titillating sound barrier
  01/24/07
maybe the comment is alluding to a sexual incident that took...
boyish stag film
  01/24/07
This is from her bio. "After graduating from Harvard...
vigorous chrome principal's office
  01/24/07
ouch.
Learning disabled useless university
  01/24/07
She pwnd i-bankers.
Emerald juggernaut
  01/24/07
souls aren't good for anything.
Arrogant crawly elastic band
  01/24/07
Vapid, hedonistic, faux-bohemians with superiority complexes...
vigorous chrome principal's office
  01/24/07
well put.
Learning disabled useless university
  01/24/07
What a load of shit. I like that she thinks her soul will r...
umber antidepressant drug
  01/25/07
in sf as well as chicago, family-size apartments are called ...
thriller aggressive locus
  01/26/07
interesting on how all her pics are with white guys? http...
Flirting titillating sound barrier
  01/24/07
lol, her shirt says "can you meet my standards?" T...
Flirting titillating sound barrier
  01/24/07
i wonder so many women these days hold multiple random sexua...
Beta affirmative action selfie
  01/24/07
She looks fugly here http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandt...
Flirting titillating sound barrier
  01/24/07
would not hump. and my standards aren't particularly high...
Arrogant crawly elastic band
  01/24/07
she looks like a bottom feeder azn.
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/24/07
...
Submissive corner
  01/27/07
is there a email on her blog for us to tell her what a dog s...
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/24/07
Jesus, she looks like a leukemia patient
honey-headed space
  01/24/07
looks like a chipmunk.
Nofapping theater stage
  01/24/07
hey you assholes, she wrote about you. http://sexandtheivy....
Pungent temple shitlib
  01/24/07
but she is fat and ugly. i mean dammit she's hideous. it...
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/24/07
True she is ugly, but we're still assholes.
Pungent temple shitlib
  01/24/07
no we are being honest with her and telling it like it is. ...
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/25/07
true, the racist shit isn't cool but she needs to learn her ...
Pungent temple shitlib
  01/25/07
exactly in the bulk of the posts have commented on her ranci...
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/25/07
xoxo DM representin' in the comments http://sexandtheivy....
mildly autistic bawdyhouse
  01/25/07
musta been bad -- post is gone.
thriller aggressive locus
  01/26/07
She doesn't write a sex blog; she writes a blog about LIFE!
umber antidepressant drug
  01/25/07
lol, viva la douchebag
motley adulterous abode boltzmann
  01/25/07
true, I don't disagree with anything you said, she's an ugly...
Pungent temple shitlib
  01/25/07
http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/25/decency-or-what-i-dont-de...
Arrogant crawly elastic band
  01/25/07
"..the posts are written under names like “WhitePride” ...
Ebony Shivering Cumskin Pisswyrm
  01/25/07
these posters are proud of their race like superstudyasian a...
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/25/07
underrated
Outnumbered plaza trust fund
  03/15/07
180 for dungeonmaster in the comments section: Your Chari...
bateful coral kitchen azn
  01/25/07
That guy is a national treasure.
umber antidepressant drug
  01/25/07
Seriously he makes me want to quit the board because I'll ne...
Medicated regret
  01/25/07
180
Bipolar nibblets locale
  01/25/07
Thank goodness DISH saved that gem of a comment.
Bipolar nibblets locale
  01/25/07
I dont understand a word of it but it makes me laugh out lou...
Talented Sadistic Multi-billionaire Internal Respiration
  01/25/07
Wow. Next. Fucking. Level.
poppy goyim center
  01/25/07
1-FUCKING-80!!!
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/25/07
180
lake bearded casino
  01/25/07
Words cannot describe how great this is
federal mind-boggling national
  01/25/07
Jesus Christ. This is amazing work.
180 lay
  01/27/07
180 for "jiame chen" Hi hun- You’re adorable...
bateful coral kitchen azn
  01/25/07
Damnit. You beat me.
charismatic location
  01/25/07
180 obviously
boyish stag film
  01/25/07
Seriously. Quality.
irate appetizing hell
  01/25/07
fuck, she took the comments by jiamie and xoxoDM down :(
mildly autistic bawdyhouse
  01/25/07
...
Histrionic khaki generalized bond windowlicker
  01/25/07
*high five*
mildly autistic bawdyhouse
  01/25/07
Pure, unadulterated genius. The P.S. is a masterstroke. C...
Brass mischievous coffee pot
  01/25/07
you are too kind. i ty ty ty below.
mildly autistic bawdyhouse
  01/25/07
oh it was you? piss off.
Brass mischievous coffee pot
  01/25/07
srsly? i have haters? edit: what did i do to piss you of...
mildly autistic bawdyhouse
  01/25/07
i was jk. lolz.
Brass mischievous coffee pot
  01/25/07
Um. Holy shit.
poppy goyim center
  01/25/07
This comment is my favorite. The iron reference is key: ...
charismatic location
  01/25/07
ty ty ty
mildly autistic bawdyhouse
  01/25/07
awesome!!
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/25/07
check out the flame!
motley adulterous abode boltzmann
  01/25/07
ahhh, the voice of reason
motley adulterous abode boltzmann
  01/25/07
Jiamie Chen > This bitch...
lavender international law enforcement agency
  01/25/07
We need Call me Ishmael to write something on her comments s...
bateful coral kitchen azn
  01/25/07
I'm so proud of you guys.
Bipolar nibblets locale
  01/25/07
xoxo is like a group of insane, caged animals constantly fig...
bateful coral kitchen azn
  01/25/07
This made me lol, funny and true.
Pungent temple shitlib
  01/25/07
check out this exchange from her comments. the video almost...
Arrogant crawly elastic band
  01/25/07
holy shit
boyish stag film
  01/25/07
180
bateful coral kitchen azn
  01/25/07
brilliant. genius. stupendous.
Brass mischievous coffee pot
  01/25/07
we only fight among one another to keep our skills sharp.
Arrogant crawly elastic band
  01/25/07
credited
bateful coral kitchen azn
  01/25/07
well, at least she has achieve one thing that's somewhat not...
cerise cruise ship
  01/25/07
what's funny
Lime Range
  01/25/07
they don't write books. and, as has been mentioned already,...
Arrogant crawly elastic band
  01/25/07
lets be serious. no one here goes around talking about how ...
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/25/07
"hear"
passionate bull headed associate
  01/25/07
Wow, you stupid crackers were right, you guys really do get ...
blue philosopher-king
  01/25/07
Has anyone said "Harvard best in Asia" yet? Even ...
Swashbuckling native kitty cat
  01/25/07
good call, that's an oldie though
bateful coral kitchen azn
  01/25/07
I posted a reminder that asians are magical...sorry...i'll t...
laughsome piazza
  01/25/07
She took down her response. we win.
passionate bull headed associate
  01/25/07
she deleted it.... Well, someones already left her a nice...
vibrant patrolman
  01/25/07
"except for that time a guy fucked me and left the used...
passionate bull headed associate
  01/25/07
Filed under: Sex, Blogging, Life — Elle October 1, 2006 @ 3:...
vibrant patrolman
  01/25/07
HARVARD??!? WTFFFF?!?!
passionate bull headed associate
  01/25/07
harvard girls like to fuck too.
Pungent temple shitlib
  01/25/07
and are dumber than a fetus with down syndrome too, apparent...
vibrant patrolman
  01/25/07
well she does have a 'giner.
Pungent temple shitlib
  01/25/07
looks like she deleted the post, but this thread gets a 180 ...
violet fantasy-prone institution giraffe
  01/25/07
Not sure why you just deleted the post about the xoxo people...
passionate bull headed associate
  01/25/07
DAMMIT! i was just about to compliment her on her great per...
mildly autistic bawdyhouse
  01/25/07
you tried.
Arrogant crawly elastic band
  01/25/07
A for effort
Brass mischievous coffee pot
  01/25/07
EWWWWWW!!!!! This chick is average at best, there are muc...
grizzly school cafeteria
  01/25/07
http://sexandtheivy.com/images/IMG_2822.JPG
passionate bull headed associate
  01/25/07
oh god. fat face pooch fat legs fucked up lookin...
vibrant patrolman
  01/25/07
gaping wideset vagina: 180!
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/25/07
she actually looks kind of good there except for the busted ...
Brass mischievous coffee pot
  01/25/07
...
racy ceo mediation
  01/25/07
Not bad.
Talented Sadistic Multi-billionaire Internal Respiration
  01/25/07
...
racy ceo mediation
  01/25/07
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/images/2007/01/ivy1030...
aqua glittery crackhouse twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/07
aim = sexandtheivy shes online now.
vibrant patrolman
  01/25/07
...
hateful transparent hominid
  01/25/07
PLEASE tell me that somebody saved her blog entry about xo. ...
Hairless spectacular bbw prole
  01/25/07
now you have to register to add comments. that bitch was ea...
mildly autistic bawdyhouse
  01/25/07
Yeah, that sucks.
vigorous chrome principal's office
  01/25/07
Date: January 25th, 2007 2:42 AM Author: J. S. Just ...
Brass mischievous coffee pot
  01/25/07
post the moby dick quote anyway dood
bateful coral kitchen azn
  01/25/07
Less swart in aspect, the companions of this figure were of ...
vigorous chrome principal's office
  01/25/07
nice I need to read Moby Dick, it's probably the most epi...
bateful coral kitchen azn
  01/25/07
What did the deleted post say?
Copper arousing stain
  01/25/07
what do you think of nonwhites like h slut?
hateful transparent hominid
  01/25/07
it said we're terrible, racist people whose comments were un...
Arrogant crawly elastic band
  01/25/07
i didn't save it, it's probably in my temp file folder, but ...
cerise cruise ship
  01/25/07
XOXO tough love.
Learning disabled useless university
  01/25/07
...
racy ceo mediation
  01/25/07
Holy shit.
Bipolar nibblets locale
  01/25/07
?
racy ceo mediation
  01/25/07
...
racy ceo mediation
  01/25/07
don't forget to write LENA CHEN harvard 09 all over the shit...
mildly autistic bawdyhouse
  01/25/07
174: Please estimate how many lives you have destroyed. ...
vigorous chrome principal's office
  01/25/07
...
racy ceo mediation
  01/25/07
Harvard does AA for Ewoks?
Hairless spectacular bbw prole
  01/25/07
underrated
Brass mischievous coffee pot
  01/25/07
dang girls get sex so easily. she's 5'0" and ugly and ...
Plum aphrodisiac den
  01/25/07
HAHAHA EVEN 174 WHO IS A PATHETIC ASIAN FETISH DORK DOESN'T ...
Plum aphrodisiac den
  01/25/07
She could be an antidote to yellow fever.
cerise cruise ship
  01/25/07
And people like me get made fun of for going to WUSTL?!?!?! ...
Mustard theatre death wish
  01/25/07
stfu kubrickfan why do you even bother using that moniker...
bateful coral kitchen azn
  01/25/07
GTO doesn't believe da plane!! da plane!! is a cumster, but ...
walnut striped hyena
  01/25/07
part of me is sad I missed this
deep jap
  01/25/07
as you should be.
passionate bull headed associate
  01/25/07
why are you inbred faggots so obsessed with non-inbreds?
Violent chad factory reset button
  01/25/07
i almsot feel sorry for her. almost. and why is it that ...
well-lubricated lettuce alpha
  01/25/07
Because it means they now have career fallback options. The...
Sticky irradiated milk sandwich
  01/25/07
H chicks
motley adulterous abode boltzmann
  01/25/07
don't be a tease now. also, i think you have a pg definitio...
well-lubricated lettuce alpha
  01/25/07
hey now
motley adulterous abode boltzmann
  01/25/07
much appreciated.
well-lubricated lettuce alpha
  01/25/07
nice boobs though
Self-centered bistre whorehouse blood rage
  01/25/07
no.
passionate bull headed associate
  01/25/07
can you show me yours?
Self-centered bistre whorehouse blood rage
  01/25/07
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v52/1512/44/n523665506_1873.j...
passionate bull headed associate
  01/25/07
nice, though maybe you should get a lift on your right boob....
Self-centered bistre whorehouse blood rage
  01/25/07
Nice. ASL?
Bipolar nibblets locale
  01/25/07
her right boob is a little droopey though...other than that ...
Self-centered bistre whorehouse blood rage
  01/25/07
ah, fuck me. 1st time in a while.
Sepia incel
  01/25/07
hawter than pretzel!
cerise cruise ship
  01/25/07
you have all done very well!!
Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook
  01/25/07
Did anyone SAVE THE POST SHE WROTE?
Contagious dingle berry
  01/25/07
Nope.
Copper arousing stain
  01/25/07
saved on technorati though. http://www.technorati.com/blo...
cordovan personal credit line
  01/26/07
wtf
Alcoholic cuckold
  01/25/07
...
Contagious dingle berry
  01/25/07
ahahahahahahahaha this comment is the best: "Don’t l...
vibrant patrolman
  01/25/07
am i the only person here who would bang her? i'll admit tha...
Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty
  01/26/07
i'd fuck her if i was wasted. she's obviously easy and not c...
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/26/07
yea. as if anyone here (with the possible exceptions of petr...
Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty
  01/26/07
the bitch does have an undeserved ego. its just pathetic wh...
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/26/07
i completely agree with you there. i agree with everything i...
Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty
  01/26/07
some of us arent race traitors
hateful transparent hominid
  01/26/07
have u ever fucked a nonwhite bitch?
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/26/07
no, and i live in a highly nonwhite region.
hateful transparent hominid
  01/26/07
whose in ur region? mexicans? blacks? asians?
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/26/07
s tx
hateful transparent hominid
  01/26/07
damn; that explains everything.
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/26/07
i'm part asian
Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty
  01/26/07
lol sorry.
hateful transparent hominid
  01/26/07
fuck you, cracker. i'm 100% white free.
Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty
  01/26/07
it varies by picture. she has the same problem a lot of bit...
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/26/07
true. but hang around her after you've been pounding natty f...
Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty
  01/26/07
true.
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/26/07
I would. she's just attractive enough, and then there's some...
thriller aggressive locus
  01/26/07
i suppose. i'm around significantly more attractive girls on...
Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty
  01/26/07
Honestly no. She looks like my retarded cousin (male).
cerise cruise ship
  01/26/07
you're not cantonese then. they average around a 3.
thriller aggressive locus
  01/26/07
She looks very Southern. I was gonna guess Malaysian/Filipin...
cerise cruise ship
  01/26/07
she looks all cantonese in this one http://farm1.static.fli...
thriller aggressive locus
  01/26/07
I am Manchurian.
cerise cruise ship
  01/26/07
what do manchurians look like?
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/26/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchu I get mistaken as Kor...
cerise cruise ship
  01/26/07
What is the difference in looks between someone who speaks C...
Contagious dingle berry
  01/26/07
cantonese are closer to the equator. usually darker skin/mo...
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/26/07
would?
rusted headpube
  01/26/07
Guys wouldn't have sex with her if they didn't respect her a...
vibrant patrolman
  01/26/07
She said she was going to be celibate from now on and then 3...
Contagious dingle berry
  01/26/07
the slut hasn't learned her lesson. she needs to be fucked ...
pontificating diverse partner masturbator
  01/26/07
less than 9 hours after declaring her new celibacy, she goes...
Contagious dingle berry
  01/26/07
she even deleted the post where she pledged celibacy.
passionate bull headed associate
  01/26/07
goddamn she is ugly http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandth...
Contagious dingle berry
  01/26/07
Disgusting. LOL at the comments from http://www.flickr.com/p...
Black station rigor
  01/26/07
The sadness of this chick is that she is oblivious of the bu...
grizzly school cafeteria
  01/26/07
So has this bitch been outted? Can we send this to her pare...
Black station rigor
  01/26/07
Lena Chen
passionate bull headed associate
  01/26/07
...
Avocado stubborn church
  01/26/07
Are we sure it's even real and not a joke blog?
Copper arousing stain
  01/26/07
TITCR, i think it is elaborate flame.
Black station rigor
  01/26/07
fwiw, she has a facebook profile
aqua glittery crackhouse twinkling uncleanness
  02/07/07
& a Myspace profile http://www.myspace.com/lenachen ...
stimulating flesh sanctuary gay wizard
  02/19/07
Hm...I wonder if "dad" is restauranteur George Che...
red galvanic ape
  04/02/08
clearly, we need to start archiving her posts before she del...
mildly autistic bawdyhouse
  01/26/07
http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/02/24/party-log-casino-night-ma...
stimulating flesh sanctuary gay wizard
  02/24/07
updates?
Fiercely-loyal white dilemma candlestick maker
  02/07/07
Update
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Date: January 24th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: Contagious dingle berry

Apparently a deal for a book on sex by a Harvard student is in the works

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/17/sex-and-the-ivy-finalist-for-best-sex-blog/

http://sexandtheivy.com/2006/10/16/giving-it-my-all/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479425)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:50 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

i threw up a little bit, shes rancid by normal standards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479427)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:51 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

that chick is not hot, if that's her in the flickr group

Lucky for her there's a lot of creepy white dudes with anime fetishes at big H

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479438)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:54 PM
Author: Contagious dingle berry

She's an average-looking azn girl but has fucked tons of white guys. She lists them here:

http://sexandtheivy.com/cast-of-characters/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479454)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:57 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

she is a below average azn girl dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479476)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: Contagious dingle berry

and the sad thing is the bitch seems to think she's hot (she's trying to imply it anyway)--> "To showcase my assets, this picture has been taken just for the occasion —must prove that I’m not hideous after all. Do you see the amount of Crimson in this photo? I’m so full of school spirit I could burst."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479538)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

she's also full of semen in her little mouth that its coming out her years.

enjoy AIDS, elle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481365)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: thriller aggressive locus

she is really hot for a cantonese chick though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487549)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Beta affirmative action selfie

as if fucking a lot of guys is an achievement. a girl can fuck as many guys as she wants--all she has to do is ask. Much harder for guys, which is why it is an achievement. i wonder if she realizes this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481020)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:27 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

i wonder what stds she has?

i am sure some hobos who cleaned out goodwill have rammed her hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481101)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: Arrogant crawly elastic band

i think there's only a 0.032% chance she doesn't have herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481378)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

i can see her future as a $50 prostitute on craigslist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481400)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Sticky irradiated milk sandwich

Why would anyone pay $50 when she's giving it for free? Come to think of it, why would anyone take her even at no charge?

Most importantly, who do people have to fight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482944)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:52 PM
Author: walnut striped hyena

Da plane!! Da plane!!

http://www.madcowprod.com/fi04.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479445)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:03 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479527)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: autistic stage queen of the night

LOL!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480785)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Arrogant crawly elastic band

well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481006)





Date: June 6th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: trip wild psychic lodge

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#8222245)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: bateful coral kitchen azn

Holy shit that chick is ugly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479491)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:00 PM
Author: walnut striped hyena

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&mc=7&forum_id=2#7479445

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479498)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: bateful coral kitchen azn

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479515)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: Contagious dingle berry

and sad thing is even ugly bitches get laid every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479517)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

they are the cum dumpsters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479524)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:06 PM
Author: Contagious dingle berry

In the section, "Boy Toys" she talks about all the big white cocks she's encountered

http://sexandtheivy.com/cast-of-characters/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479552)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:08 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

r u 174?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479559)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: motley adulterous abode boltzmann
Subject: wow

Who are the H losers who have to lower themselves to this girl? You'd think good looking white dudes would have better opportunities, even at H.

If she's representative of what H has to offer, Stanford is orders of magnitude better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479634)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:41 AM
Author: comical know-it-all pit

"orders of magnitude"? stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482270)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: Arrogant crawly elastic band

aa admit from tonga?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479660)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: hateful transparent hominid

shes not much, but then again neither are the dudes shes with weither

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479671)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:18 PM
Author: hateful transparent hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480499)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:34 PM
Author: cerise cruise ship

Seriously, I fully support the female infanticides in Asia.

Fuck these Asian whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480561)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: Learning disabled useless university

This is what happens when you watch too much sex and the city.

I wonder how many years it will be before she starts to regret this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480628)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:01 PM
Author: house-broken field

As soon as she gets past hating her parents and wants a stable relationship and/or family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480713)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:08 PM
Author: Learning disabled useless university

titcr. i kinda feel bad for her. this will make it all the more difficult to have a stable relationship in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480755)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:04 PM
Author: deep jap

my thoughts exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480730)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: umber antidepressant drug

I doubt she ever will. She's already very good at denying her obvious faults and will probably soon destroy any sense of self-awareness she ever had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481559)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:48 PM
Author: Alcoholic cuckold

i love how basically every azn girl thinks white dudes are huuuuuuge after they've been with a few. in my experience, this has actually been true. that said, this girl is an ugly slut and i wouldnt bone her but i would let her blow my huge white member.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480638)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:00 PM
Author: cerise cruise ship

It's funny because whites girls say the same thing after they get fucked by a few black guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480699)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:02 PM
Author: dashing gaping

pwn3d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480717)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: honey-headed space

I don't know if I'd go so far to say that he was pwn3d. The Chinaman acknowledged the impressive size of the white penis relative to that of the Asian member but punctuated his post with a gentle reminder that there exists yet a higher denizen of the phallic food chain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481123)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480822)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: Buck-toothed cobalt depressive

what makes you think that she's been with any asian guys at all? in my experience, girls like that avoid asian men to distinguish themselves from them. i doubt she has slept with one and thinks white dongs now huge in comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482095)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:02 PM
Author: orchid razzle-dazzle friendly grandma

damn, she is ugly. who would want to hear about sex from that cow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480715)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: dashing gaping

she's a fucking hideous monster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480769)





Date: March 7th, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: Translucent floppy therapy

Kaavya was better looking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7722441)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

this bitch claims to be able to gauge the size of dude's erect dicks by copping a feel of their crotch trough the pants. sounds absurdly difficult of a dumbass asian ho to pull off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480828)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Flirting titillating sound barrier

Do you really think she's ugly?

http://sexandtheivy.com/about/

I think she's OK. Certainly not hot but not really ugly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480865)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:35 PM
Author: vigorous chrome principal's office

Her cheeks are out of proportion and make her look really weird. Other than that, she seems physically ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480868)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: Flirting titillating sound barrier

Is she Korean? I've noticed that a lot of Koreans seem to have huge heads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480874)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

she china

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480926)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:54 AM
Author: thriller aggressive locus

cheeks out of proportion -- I bet she grinds her teeth. that can give you an overdeveloped jaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487570)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: cordovan personal credit line

has anyone stepped-up and sent this thread to her yet? better yet, to her parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480890)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Flirting titillating sound barrier

Oh wow, it says she's Harvard '09. That means she's only a sophomore and has already fucked like 20 guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480934)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: boyish stag film

one of the comments says she's been there since '01.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480973)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Learning disabled useless university

maybe its Harvard Extension School?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480985)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: Flirting titillating sound barrier

Nope, she's a sophomore at Harvard College

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481000)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Flirting titillating sound barrier

Look her up. It says she's '09 at Harvard. She also mentions being 19 years old in her recent blog entry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480990)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: boyish stag film

maybe the comment is alluding to a sexual incident that took place in cambridge when she was 14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481003)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: vigorous chrome principal's office

This is from her bio.

"After graduating from Harvard with her utterly impractical sociology degree, Elle plans on taking the unconventional, Bohemian route and freelancing for lifestyle magazines. She will write about sex, dating, and the misspent days of her youth. Cosmopolitan will reject her repeatedly. She will live in a “cozy”, vermin-infested Manhattan flat and her shopping budget will be severely reduced — but her soul will remain intact (unlike those of her i-banking peers). She will temporarily ditch writing long enough to find financial stability in the form of a corporate event planning business. She will opt for single motherhood because she inherited her own mother’s fiercely independent nature. Elle will write her memoir at age 40 after her candid column about making it in New York wins her fame for being her. Upon becoming a grandmother, her daughter will advise her to “put away the stilettos already.” She will staunchly refuse."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480944)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: Learning disabled useless university

ouch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480978)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: Emerald juggernaut

She pwnd i-bankers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481015)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Arrogant crawly elastic band

souls aren't good for anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481022)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:29 PM
Author: vigorous chrome principal's office

Vapid, hedonistic, faux-bohemians with superiority complexes tend to rub me the wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481119)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: Learning disabled useless university

well put.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481125)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: umber antidepressant drug

What a load of shit. I like that she thinks her soul will remain in tact, as though working for GS is worse than being a literal fucking whore. But I can't stand the fact that she calls an apartment a flat. This isn't England, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481390)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: thriller aggressive locus

in sf as well as chicago, family-size apartments are called flats. they typically take up one floor of a small building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487588)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: Flirting titillating sound barrier

interesting on how all her pics are with white guys?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269948453/in/photostream/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480979)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Flirting titillating sound barrier

lol, her shirt says "can you meet my standards?" Typical self-absorbed azn bitch

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269949838/in/photostream/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481009)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Beta affirmative action selfie

i wonder so many women these days hold multiple random sexual partners to be an ideal. I can understand how this is so for men--we are genetically programmed that way. But women are not. Is this really want she wants or is she caught up on being chic? my money is on the latter, stupid bitch.

(and no, she's not ugly but she's not beautiful either.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481010)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Flirting titillating sound barrier

She looks fugly here

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269942401/in/photostream/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481021)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Arrogant crawly elastic band

would not hump.

and my standards aren't particularly high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481028)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:29 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

she looks like a bottom feeder azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481120)





Date: January 27th, 2007 2:11 PM
Author: Submissive corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7495433)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:26 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

is there a email on her blog for us to tell her what a dog she is?

also, sex and the city has been done and it sucked. why does she think she is so creative for copying others work?

thats harvard for ya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481082)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: honey-headed space

Jesus, she looks like a leukemia patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481106)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: Nofapping theater stage

looks like a chipmunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481128)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:43 PM
Author: Pungent temple shitlib

hey you assholes, she wrote about you.

http://sexandtheivy.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481202)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:57 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

but she is fat and ugly. i mean dammit she's hideous.

its funny as she chooses to only comment on the racist posts vs. the ones that tell it st8 up. she's a dawg. i tell you what a escort could clean up in cambridge

also she writes a sex blog, a big part of sex is appearance or did her sociology degree not teach her this? what a poor dumb cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481313)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Pungent temple shitlib

True she is ugly, but we're still assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481324)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

no we are being honest with her and telling it like it is.

the problem with people today is that 90% of them think they are hot shit. its more like 10%.

also, does the real carrie bradshaw know some fattie in beantown is copying her schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481347)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: Pungent temple shitlib

true, the racist shit isn't cool but she needs to learn her place regarding looks, getting laid isn't all that noteworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481367)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

exactly in the bulk of the posts have commented on her rancidness alone. the racist posts started after it was well established she was dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481391)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: mildly autistic bawdyhouse

xoxo DM representin' in the comments

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/25/decency-or-what-i-dont-deserve/#comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481364)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:07 AM
Author: thriller aggressive locus

musta been bad -- post is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487608)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:26 AM
Author: umber antidepressant drug

She doesn't write a sex blog; she writes a blog about LIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481460)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:22 AM
Author: motley adulterous abode boltzmann
Subject: lol, viva la douchebag

Assholes? Even her ex-boyfriend agrees with much of what was written here. If this poor young girl thinks that her self-hating (yes, Asian girls who only date white guys have self-image problems) ways are doing anything but causing more emotional damage (see post about her father's emotional absence from her life), she's sorely mistaken.

As women get older, sexual history often becomes a deal breakder if a girl has been a bit of a skank . . . unless she's super hot. We can debate whether this is fair forever. But let's not pretend it isn't a reality. And this girl needs to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481444)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: Pungent temple shitlib

true, I don't disagree with anything you said, she's an ugly slut who needs to hear the truth, the racist shit gets old though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481452)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: Arrogant crawly elastic band

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/25/decency-or-what-i-dont-deserve/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481751)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: Ebony Shivering Cumskin Pisswyrm

"..the posts are written under names like “WhitePride” and “John McNigger.” "

LOL fucking classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481373)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

these posters are proud of their race like superstudyasian and azn reborn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481406)





Date: March 15th, 2007 7:49 AM
Author: Outnumbered plaza trust fund

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7757494)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:26 AM
Author: bateful coral kitchen azn

180 for dungeonmaster in the comments section:

Your Charisma is a mere 6, which is a fairly decent roll for a half-ogre. I am sure that you have more than made up for it with your Strength and (particularly) Constitution. It is great that you have manage to raise your Charisma score by wearing powerful magic items. Understand, however, that the current AD&D rules do not allow your item bonus to stack with your natural Leadership feat, which, for your Charisma score, should allow you to accept no more than 2 other adventurers into your party. The fact that you were able to accept as many as 6 or 7 adventurers instead points to the fact that you are probably wielding a magical item of tremendous powers. It should therefore come as no surprise to you that Chaotic adventurers from other planes are LARPing Shock effects while reading the many Scrolls containing your adventures.

Judge them not, brave one. Adventure in peace.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481459)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: umber antidepressant drug

That guy is a national treasure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481477)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: Medicated regret

Seriously he makes me want to quit the board because I'll never write anything as funny as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484351)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Bipolar nibblets locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481550)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Bipolar nibblets locale

Thank goodness DISH saved that gem of a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481830)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:20 AM
Author: Talented Sadistic Multi-billionaire Internal Respiration

I dont understand a word of it but it makes me laugh out loud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481923)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: poppy goyim center

Wow.

Next. Fucking. Level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483468)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

1-FUCKING-80!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484258)





Date: January 25th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: lake bearded casino
Subject: 180

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484645)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: federal mind-boggling national

Words cannot describe how great this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7485205)





Date: January 27th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: 180 lay

Jesus Christ. This is amazing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7495353)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:27 AM
Author: bateful coral kitchen azn

180 for "jiame chen"

Hi hun-

You’re adorable and shouldn’t let these mean xoxo people get you down. I love your writing and think you’re super talented. When I was on the cheerleading team at Dartmouth, a lot of people gave me shit for getting acquainted with all the football and hockey players but I’ll always be proud of myself for taking advantage of my (o)(o) to the best of my ability. Be a strong azn girl and get all the white 8=====) you can!

toodles,

jiamie

p.s. are you a fan of black and decker irons?

Comment by jiamie chen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481468)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: charismatic location

Damnit. You beat me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481479)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: boyish stag film

180 obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481505)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:51 AM
Author: irate appetizing hell

Seriously.

Quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481571)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:56 AM
Author: mildly autistic bawdyhouse

fuck, she took the comments by jiamie and xoxoDM down :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481594)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:59 AM
Author: Histrionic khaki generalized bond windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481608)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: mildly autistic bawdyhouse

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481616)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:40 AM
Author: Brass mischievous coffee pot

Pure, unadulterated genius. The P.S. is a masterstroke.

Come out and take a bow, whoever did this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481983)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: mildly autistic bawdyhouse

you are too kind. i ty ty ty below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482017)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: Brass mischievous coffee pot

oh it was you? piss off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482046)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:01 AM
Author: mildly autistic bawdyhouse

srsly? i have haters?

edit: what did i do to piss you off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482061)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: Brass mischievous coffee pot

i was jk. lolz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482074)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:19 PM
Author: poppy goyim center

Um.

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483524)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: charismatic location

This comment is my favorite. The iron reference is key:

Hi hun-

You’re adorable and shouldn’t let these mean xoxo people get you down. I love your writing and think you’re super talented. When I was on the cheerleading team at Dartmouth, a lot of people gave me shit for getting acquainted with all the football and hockey players but I’ll always be proud of myself for taking advantage of my (o)(o) to the best of my ability. Be a strong azn girl and get all the white 8=====) you can!

toodles,

jiamie

p.s. are you a fan of black and decker irons?

Comment by jiamie chen — January 25, 2007 @ 1:11 am



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481473)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: mildly autistic bawdyhouse

ty ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481486)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:27 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

awesome!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484230)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: motley adulterous abode boltzmann
Subject: check out the flame!

Did everyone see the shout from "Jiamie Chen"?

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/25/decency-or-what-i-dont-deserve/#comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481476)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: motley adulterous abode boltzmann
Subject: ahhh, the voice of reason

Hey, Lena. Sometimes, I think you are a great writer. And sometimes, I think you are running out of topics to pen so you write sub-par entries. Your online persona has also developed a bit of an ego. That said, I think you are quite talented but still finding your way. Part of the problem is that your journey is on display for all to see, rather than in front of a nurturing teacher or mentor or people with helpful comments.

You say you aren’t a sex blogger now, yet in the past you have worn that label as a badge. You’ve said before that you just so happen to put your personal thoughts and feelings into a public domain. Please understand that this opens you up to criticism: people who disagree with your lifestyle, people who are jealous, people who are just mean-spirited to begin with, etc. Notoriety comes with a gamut of responses.

I’m sure you’re aware of all this. But I just wanted to add my two cents.

Also, those racist comments are completely out of line and despicable. I’m sorry you had to deal with those.

Comment by emmy — January 25, 2007 @ 1:26 am



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481496)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: lavender international law enforcement agency

Jiamie Chen > This bitch...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481524)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: bateful coral kitchen azn

We need Call me Ishmael to write something on her comments section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481482)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Bipolar nibblets locale

I'm so proud of you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481537)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:54 AM
Author: bateful coral kitchen azn

xoxo is like a group of insane, caged animals constantly fighting each other. But when someone from outside opens the cage, they all team up and focus the insanity on that one person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481588)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:55 AM
Author: Pungent temple shitlib

This made me lol, funny and true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481593)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:32 AM
Author: Arrogant crawly elastic band

check out this exchange from her comments. the video almost made me piss myself.

----

You still look like Hervé Villechaize.

Comment by Paco McDooby — January 25, 2007 @ 1:58 am

I’m not saying that I agree with Paco McDooby, but watching this video in light of what’s happening with your blog made me laugh a lot.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2172241991909590423&q=Herv%C3%A9+Villechaize&hl=en



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481769)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: boyish stag film

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481779)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:37 AM
Author: bateful coral kitchen azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481783)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:42 AM
Author: Brass mischievous coffee pot

brilliant. genius. stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481988)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Arrogant crawly elastic band

we only fight among one another to keep our skills sharp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481743)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:37 AM
Author: bateful coral kitchen azn

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481786)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:56 AM
Author: cerise cruise ship

well, at least she has achieve one thing that's somewhat noteworthy, which is being FAT and FLAT at the same time.

thank god most Asian girls are anorexic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481595)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: Lime Range
Subject: what's funny

yah, her blog is annoying, and she's modeled her life after sex and the city, and so on. but what's funny is that half the guys here who are making fun of her looks are probably fat and ugly themselves =) stop talking shit and go get laid then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481725)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: Arrogant crawly elastic band

they don't write books. and, as has been mentioned already, it's not hard for a chick to get sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481778)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

lets be serious. no one here goes around talking about how hot they are, or posts ugly pictures with the caption, "this is to show that i'm hot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481797)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:42 AM
Author: passionate bull headed associate

"hear"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481805)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:38 AM
Author: blue philosopher-king

Wow, you stupid crackers were right, you guys really do get all the hot asian girls. LOL!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481790)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling native kitty cat

Has anyone said "Harvard best in Asia" yet? Even once? Sometimes it seems like our traditions are dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481794)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:43 AM
Author: bateful coral kitchen azn

good call, that's an oldie though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481807)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:44 AM
Author: laughsome piazza

I posted a reminder that asians are magical...sorry...i'll try to do better next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481809)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:47 AM
Author: passionate bull headed associate

She took down her response. we win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481816)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:47 AM
Author: vibrant patrolman

she deleted it....

Well, someones already left her a nice comment on her new post:

Yea, I disagree with the racist comments, but I think the fact remains that you are:

a) physically unappealing to the majority of men for any purpose other than instant physical gratification

b) incredibly oblivious to the concept of restraint or good sense

c) absurdly hypocritical and incapable of facing the truth (I'm OCD about sexual protection...except for that time a guy fucked me and left the used condom in me for 24 hours. I'm not an immoral person...except for when i have to kick a guy out so i can clean my room before fucking another one a few hours later.)

d) unlikely to realize any of this for a very long time.

I think it's a shame that you act this way, and I feel bad for you and most especially, your family. Best of luck in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481818)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: passionate bull headed associate

"except for that time a guy fucked me and left the used condom in me for 24 hours."

link, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481832)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: vibrant patrolman

Filed under: Sex, Blogging, Life — Elle October 1, 2006 @ 3:24 pm

During my interview with the Crimson, the reporter asked if I ever fictionalized entries on this blog. I admitted to dramatizing conversations but never outright fabricating events or people. Besides, I’m no good at fiction, and often times, real life is stranger than anything I could ever invent. An incident this morning proves my point. Even for the girl who’s done everything, this was certainly a new experience.

Disclaimer: If you’re squeamish, stop reading right this second.

So I’m going about my business in the pseudo privacy of my bathroom stall, when I feel a funny, wriggly sensation down there. PLOP! I look down and it’s a … condom?! Scrunched up and floating in my toilet bowl, it’s definitely a condom.

What. The. Fuck. The only explanation I can think of is that in the middle of really drunk sex, we lost track of one of the condoms used. And it just went unnoticed for the next 24 hours until my vagina expelled the unwelcome intruder.

I reported the strange occurence to my blockmates, who reacted with memorable facial expressions and speechlessness. I’m sure I currently have readers squirming in their seats and/or informing their roommates of the Mather girl who found a condom in herself.

Clearly, I have no shame. Like I said, there’s no way I could make this shit up. Welcome to my life.

http://sexandtheivy.com/2006/10/01/welcome-to-my-life/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481851)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: passionate bull headed associate

HARVARD??!? WTFFFF?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481859)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Pungent temple shitlib

harvard girls like to fuck too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481861)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:00 AM
Author: vibrant patrolman

and are dumber than a fetus with down syndrome too, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481867)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: Pungent temple shitlib

well she does have a 'giner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481871)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: violet fantasy-prone institution giraffe

looks like she deleted the post, but this thread gets a 180 regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481822)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: passionate bull headed associate

Not sure why you just deleted the post about the xoxo people…yea, I disagree with the racist comments, but I think the fact remains that you are:

a) physically unappealing to the majority of men for any purpose other than instant physical gratification

b) incredibly oblivious to the concept of restraint or good sense

c) absurdly hypocritical and incapable of facing the truth (I’m OCD about sexual protection…except for that time a guy fucked me and left the used condom in me for 24 hours. I’m not an immoral person…except for when i have to kick a guy out so i can clean my room before fucking another one a few hours later.)

d) unlikely to realize any of this for a very long time.

I think it’s a shame that you act this way, and I feel bad for you and most especially, your family. Best of luck in the future.

Comment by Marcoooooo — January 25, 2007

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481823)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:51 AM
Author: mildly autistic bawdyhouse

DAMMIT! i was just about to compliment her on her great performance in fantasy island with richard montalban

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8534/fis0102l2hx1ht.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481826)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:58 AM
Author: Arrogant crawly elastic band

you tried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481854)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:44 AM
Author: Brass mischievous coffee pot

A for effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482000)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:51 AM
Author: grizzly school cafeteria

EWWWWWW!!!!!

This chick is average at best, there are much better looking asian chicks in Flushing in Queens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481828)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: passionate bull headed associate

http://sexandtheivy.com/images/IMG_2822.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481838)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: vibrant patrolman

oh god.

fat face

pooch

fat legs

fucked up looking knees

flabby arms

odd breasts

awful personality

GAPING WIDESET VAGINA

there are no redeeming characteristics about this girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481846)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:12 AM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

gaping wideset vagina: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481906)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:45 AM
Author: Brass mischievous coffee pot

she actually looks kind of good there except for the busted boyish looking face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482006)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:52 AM
Author: racy ceo mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482031)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: Talented Sadistic Multi-billionaire Internal Respiration

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482042)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:57 AM
Author: racy ceo mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482054)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:58 AM
Author: aqua glittery crackhouse twinkling uncleanness

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/images/2007/01/ivy10307.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481853)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:00 AM
Author: vibrant patrolman

aim = sexandtheivy

shes online now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481863)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:07 AM
Author: hateful transparent hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481890)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:26 AM
Author: Hairless spectacular bbw prole

PLEASE tell me that somebody saved her blog entry about xo. I need to read this to truly appreciate the thread.

Do NOT tell me xo is slipping and that no one caputured it. Deeh, I'm looking at you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481938)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:26 AM
Author: mildly autistic bawdyhouse

now you have to register to add comments. that bitch was easy to steamroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481940)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:42 AM
Author: vigorous chrome principal's office

Yeah, that sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481990)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:45 AM
Author: Brass mischievous coffee pot

Date: January 25th, 2007 2:42 AM

Author: J. S.

Just as I found a great quote from Moby-Dick, too.

outted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482010)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:34 AM
Author: bateful coral kitchen azn

post the moby dick quote anyway dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482117)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:45 AM
Author: vigorous chrome principal's office

Less swart in aspect, the companions of this figure were of that vivid, tiger-yellow complexion peculiar to some of the aboriginal natives of the Manillas;--a race notorious for a certain diabolism of subtilty, and by some honest white mariners supposed to be the paid spies and secret confidential agents on the water of the devil, their lord, whose counting-room they suppose to be elsewhere.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482131)





Date: January 25th, 2007 4:49 AM
Author: bateful coral kitchen azn

nice

I need to read Moby Dick, it's probably the most epic English novel of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482178)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: Copper arousing stain

What did the deleted post say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481948)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:33 AM
Author: hateful transparent hominid

what do you think of nonwhites like h slut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481959)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: Arrogant crawly elastic band

it said we're terrible, racist people whose comments were uncalled for. then she quoted some stuff from this thread as examples of what terrible people we are.

she took a weak stab in an attempt to defend her actions.

she responded to some of our comments before deleting it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482012)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:56 AM
Author: cerise cruise ship

i didn't save it, it's probably in my temp file folder, but I don't know how to retrieve that stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482047)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:39 AM
Author: Learning disabled useless university
Subject: XOXO tough love.

She's taken a vow of celibacy according to her most recent post. XOXO may have just saved this girl's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481975)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:54 AM
Author: racy ceo mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482040)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:09 PM
Author: Bipolar nibblets locale

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483140)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: racy ceo mediation

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484982)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:56 AM
Author: racy ceo mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482051)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:00 AM
Author: mildly autistic bawdyhouse

don't forget to write LENA CHEN harvard 09 all over the shitbox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482058)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:02 AM
Author: vigorous chrome principal's office

174:

Please estimate how many lives you have destroyed.

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482066)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:09 AM
Author: racy ceo mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482084)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:01 AM
Author: Hairless spectacular bbw prole

Harvard does AA for Ewoks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482063)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Brass mischievous coffee pot

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7485307)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: Plum aphrodisiac den

dang girls get sex so easily. she's 5'0" and ugly and said she had sex with a jason statham ringer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482087)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:16 AM
Author: Plum aphrodisiac den

HAHAHA EVEN 174 WHO IS A PATHETIC ASIAN FETISH DORK DOESN'T LIKE HER LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482098)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:34 AM
Author: cerise cruise ship

She could be an antidote to yellow fever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482116)





Date: January 25th, 2007 4:44 AM
Author: Mustard theatre death wish

And people like me get made fun of for going to WUSTL?!?!?!

I've never had much respect for these ivy toilets, and this kind of shit is just totally fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482173)





Date: January 25th, 2007 4:48 AM
Author: bateful coral kitchen azn

stfu kubrickfan

why do you even bother using that moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482177)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:36 AM
Author: walnut striped hyena

GTO doesn't believe da plane!! da plane!! is a cumster, but I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482337)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:10 AM
Author: deep jap

part of me is sad I missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482389)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:33 AM
Author: passionate bull headed associate

as you should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482932)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:15 PM
Author: Violent chad factory reset button

why are you inbred faggots so obsessed with non-inbreds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483182)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated lettuce alpha

i almsot feel sorry for her. almost.

and why is it that some girls think that after they learn how to give a decent blowjob without feeling guilty they become certified sexperts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483267)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:41 PM
Author: Sticky irradiated milk sandwich

Because it means they now have career fallback options. These Harvard girls are smart....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483312)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: motley adulterous abode boltzmann
Subject: H chicks

I know some great people . . . smart, compassionate and good looking . . . who went to Harvard College. And then there are the Lena's of H. You'd be surprised at how many H grads amount to absolutely nothing.

As many have already observed on this board, her writing is trite and tired, and the content on her blog shows she's got extremely bad judgment . . . i.e., who posts this shit knowing how often employers look at blogs to see who the hell you are? I know a girl who with a rock star record from Stanford who got nixed by the consulting firms she applied to because of her "money" shots on Facebook. Trust me, a little cleavage is nothing compared to what's still on "Elle's" blog.

Nonetheless, with H degree in hand, perhaps she'll slip into iBanking or consulting or some other pre-fab job (yeah, I know, what could be more pre-fab than law), but would you really hire this girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483436)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated lettuce alpha

don't be a tease now. also, i think you have a pg definition of money shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483465)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:14 PM
Author: motley adulterous abode boltzmann
Subject: hey now

The Stanford friend got wise and took it all down. But since you asked, can I refer you to The Bastardly, one of my favorites:

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/01/25/the-bastardly-minute-with-karima-adebibe-in-the-wild-ow/#more-6108

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483492)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated lettuce alpha

much appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483530)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: Self-centered bistre whorehouse blood rage
Subject: nice boobs though

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/274388898/in/photostream/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483418)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: passionate bull headed associate

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483464)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Self-centered bistre whorehouse blood rage

can you show me yours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483470)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:13 PM
Author: passionate bull headed associate

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v52/1512/44/n523665506_1873.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483483)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:17 PM
Author: Self-centered bistre whorehouse blood rage

nice, though maybe you should get a lift on your right boob. or is it the bra?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483512)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Bipolar nibblets locale

Nice. ASL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483516)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:21 PM
Author: Self-centered bistre whorehouse blood rage

her right boob is a little droopey though...other than that it's mighty fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483532)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:47 PM
Author: Sepia incel

ah, fuck me. 1st time in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483669)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:52 PM
Author: cerise cruise ship

hawter than pretzel!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484363)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

you have all done very well!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484291)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:54 PM
Author: Contagious dingle berry

Did anyone SAVE THE POST SHE WROTE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484374)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:53 PM
Author: Copper arousing stain

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7485273)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: cordovan personal credit line

saved on technorati though.

http://www.technorati.com/blogs/http%3A%2F%2Fsexandtheivy.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487598)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic cuckold
Subject: wtf

how long was it up for? im trying to figure out how i missed this... i was on and checking xoxo between like 9pm and 2 am last night....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7485662)





Date: January 25th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Contagious dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484596)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:42 PM
Author: vibrant patrolman

ahahahahahahahaha this comment is the best:

"Don’t listen to the haters. So what if you don’t fit the stereotypical image of beauty? Guys wouldn’t have sex with you if they didn’t respect you as a person."

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/25/new-new-years-resolutions/#comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7486634)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:57 AM
Author: Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty

am i the only person here who would bang her? i'll admit that i would actively pursue her in a sober state of mind, but she seems like she'd be a fun person to meet at a party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487586)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:01 AM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

i'd fuck her if i was wasted. she's obviously easy and not completely terrible. would not bother if sober.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487591)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:02 AM
Author: Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty

yea. as if anyone here (with the possible exceptions of petro and tim smith) is batting anything better than tree fiddy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487596)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

the bitch does have an undeserved ego. its just pathetic when bitches mistake guys willing to fuck them while intoxicated to them being worth more than zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487603)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:07 AM
Author: Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty

i completely agree with you there. i agree with everything in this thread except for people denying any kind of desire to get down wit' dat azz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487609)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:14 AM
Author: hateful transparent hominid

some of us arent race traitors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487624)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

have u ever fucked a nonwhite bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487626)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:16 AM
Author: hateful transparent hominid

no, and i live in a highly nonwhite region.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487629)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:19 AM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

whose in ur region? mexicans? blacks? asians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487636)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:21 AM
Author: hateful transparent hominid

s tx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487644)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:22 AM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

damn; that explains everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487646)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:16 AM
Author: Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty

i'm part asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487631)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:17 AM
Author: hateful transparent hominid

lol sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487633)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:20 AM
Author: Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty

fuck you, cracker. i'm 100% white free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487641)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

it varies by picture. she has the same problem a lot of bitches have: she don't know which pictures are alrite and which are terrible. a few of her pictures are disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487625)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:17 AM
Author: Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty

true. but hang around her after you've been pounding natty for three hours and tell me you're not even somewhat aroused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487635)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:20 AM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487643)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:20 AM
Author: thriller aggressive locus

I would. she's just attractive enough, and then there's something about fucking a girl who's really into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487639)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:23 AM
Author: Provocative Frozen Hospital Kitty

i suppose. i'm around significantly more attractive girls on a regular basis (lol i don't go to harvard lol), but at a party she'd probably be fine. and yea, i agree with you about being into the slutty part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487649)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:27 AM
Author: cerise cruise ship

Honestly no. She looks like my retarded cousin (male).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487658)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: thriller aggressive locus

you're not cantonese then. they average around a 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487664)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: cerise cruise ship

She looks very Southern. I was gonna guess Malaysian/Filipino if I didn't know her last name was Chen.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487676)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:50 AM
Author: thriller aggressive locus

she looks all cantonese in this one

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/84/269949835_19ac0de8d3_m.jpg

where's your family from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487681)





Date: January 26th, 2007 4:27 AM
Author: cerise cruise ship

I am Manchurian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487695)





Date: January 26th, 2007 6:34 AM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

what do manchurians look like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487805)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: cerise cruise ship

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchu

I get mistaken as Korean quite a bit... by other Koreans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488984)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:22 AM
Author: Contagious dingle berry

What is the difference in looks between someone who speaks Cantonese versus Mandarin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487871)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

cantonese are closer to the equator. usually darker skin/more tanned. they are also shorter in general. northerners are generally taller and paler. their facial features are a little different. the cantonese are basically an upgraded form of vietnamese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487875)





Date: January 26th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: rusted headpube

would?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487702)





Date: January 26th, 2007 4:51 AM
Author: vibrant patrolman

Guys wouldn't have sex with her if they didn't respect her as a person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487706)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:14 AM
Author: Contagious dingle berry

She said she was going to be celibate from now on and then 3 hours ago she posted this-->

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/26/forbidden-fruit-is-in-season/

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487866)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:23 AM
Author: pontificating diverse partner masturbator

the slut hasn't learned her lesson. she needs to be fucked with more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487872)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:24 AM
Author: Contagious dingle berry

less than 9 hours after declaring her new celibacy, she goes and fucks another guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487873)





Date: January 26th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: passionate bull headed associate

she even deleted the post where she pledged celibacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488261)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:18 AM
Author: Contagious dingle berry

goddamn she is ugly

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269936488/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269942398/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487869)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Black station rigor

Disgusting. LOL at the comments from http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269936488/

BlackAndWhite000 says:

Yeah you should probably think about losing some weight or getting plastic surgery before you post any more of these repulsive photos.

youreapiggy says:

ur thigh is big as ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488279)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:01 AM
Author: grizzly school cafeteria

The sadness of this chick is that she is oblivious of the busted face that she has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488272)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:13 AM
Author: Black station rigor

So has this bitch been outted? Can we send this to her parents? ETC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488311)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: passionate bull headed associate

Lena Chen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488668)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:35 PM
Author: Avocado stubborn church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488818)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:14 PM
Author: Copper arousing stain

Are we sure it's even real and not a joke blog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488673)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: Black station rigor

TITCR, i think it is elaborate flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488812)





Date: February 7th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: aqua glittery crackhouse twinkling uncleanness

fwiw, she has a facebook profile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7558186)





Date: February 19th, 2007 1:35 PM
Author: stimulating flesh sanctuary gay wizard

& a Myspace profile

http://www.myspace.com/lenachen

...the captions on the "Prefrosh/Hot Photos" blog

were, IMHO, an omen of things to cum...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7630116)





Date: April 2nd, 2008 2:25 PM
Author: red galvanic ape

Hm...I wonder if "dad" is restauranteur George Chen.

Email: Cindy@shanghai1930.com

http://blogs.menupages.com/boston/2007/11/you_are_what_you_eat_the_stude.html

Name: Lena Chen

Age: 20

Occupation: Student/Blogger/Freelance Writer

Neighborhood: Harvard Square

"MenuPages: What's your favorite Boston restaurant?

Lena: Blue Fin in Porter Square, which serves up fresh and affordable sushi (without drinks, it's a challenge to go over $25/person). My dad owns three sushi restaurants in San Francisco and I've been eating it for years. If there's anything I've learned, it's that bargain sushi can be hit-or-miss, but overpriced sushi is almost always all hype and no bite. I'm picky about the quality of my fish (dining hall California rolls don't make the cut) and I can tell you that my under-$20 meals at Blue Fin trump the $100+ dates at Uni any night. (And for the record, that is a ridiculous sum to spend on a first date!)"

Hm...I wonder if "dad" is restauranteur George Chen.

http://www.shanghai1930.com/wsj/wsj.com.html

http://www.shanghai1930.com/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9568023)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic bawdyhouse

clearly, we need to start archiving her posts before she deletes them

Forbidden Fruit is in Season

Filed under: Sex, Kyle — Elle January 26, 2007 @ 5:55 am

I answered the door in a t-shirt and boyshorts. “Hey,” I said to my curly-haired visitor.

He glanced up and shook his head at my (lack of) attire before managing a “hi” with a smirk. It was 3 a.m. and there were no pretensions about why he was here.

Shortly after I ensured that he came with an alibi and condoms, we were wrangling each other’s shirts off, eager to finish the long cocktease I started the last time he landed late in my lap.

And then his phone rang. With mouth pressed against the back of his neck, I whispered, “Answer it.”

He glanced at the name and tossed the phone to the side, atop the small pile of clothing we had made. “Sorry,” he muttered. Within seconds, we were back at it. Grabbing, squeezing, breathing hard against each other.

I got on top and straddled him, half-playfully, half-aggressively. As I ran my fingers over his upper body, his torso twisted to follow the touch of my hand. Each graze of my mouth against his lower stomach elicited a gasp. I dipped my head and pulled down his jeans. He was wearing black boxer briefs, his erection perfectly outlined against the fabric. I turned my head to wrap my lips around his girth, the cotton acting as the only barrier between him and my mouth.

“Oh god,” he whispered as I following the length of his cock with my lips.. He was running his hands through my hair now, guiding me down. But I resisted the more he pushed. This is fun, I decided as I thumbed the tip of his erection. I was ready to finally deliver on my tease when his phone went off for the second time, emitting a low buzz as it vibrated over my carpet.

“Well?” I asked expectantly.

“I’m so sorry,” he said, before reaching over to flip it open and answer.

It was his friend, inquiring about his whereabouts at a most inopportune time. He responded tersely, as I impatiently rubbed his shoulders.

“I’m sorry,” he said again when he hung up. I responded by tugging at his boxer briefs and revealing his cock inch by beautiful inch. I didn’t know where to start so I decided to aim low and work my way up. I flicked my tongue against the soft flesh at the base and moved my mouth up his shaft, leaving a trail of wetness behind. He was breathing hard now, grunting softly until I finally closed my lips over the head of his cock, inciting a low and hard groan.

He let out another one — more annoyed than turned on — when his phone rang again for the third unwelcome time. “What the fuck?” he answered.

While he talked to his pal, I had no intention of stopping the action on our end. I lowered my mouth over his cock and slid my lips over his shaft easily.

“Oh my god …” he groaned into the receiver. I was bobbing my head up and down while stroking his base with one hand. He lowered his head to look at me. “Fuck …” he said, still speaking into the phone. As I sped up my rhythm, he flipped the device shut — his friend still on the line — and watched me working his cock with my mouth. “Oh yeah, just like that,” he whispered. I sucked him off for a few more minutes before pushing him back on my bed and handing him a condom. I wanted to get fucked doggy style. In minutes, he had me on my knees.

- - -

As I straddled him in the afterglow of our encounter, I asked him what he wanted to be called on my blog if he ever warranted a mention. This was the first time I offered such a courtesy to anyone — close friends included, much less casual hookups. My hands tapping on his chest playfully, I waited expectantly for an answer. I already had a name in mind regardless but I was curious to hear what he’d say.

“Kyle,” he finally said after a few seconds of thought.

“What?” I almost fell off my bed from shock. “That’s exactly what I was thinking … did I already tell you?”

“No,” he replied casually. “I just thought it was a good, simple name.”

“That is so weird,” I said.

I shook my head. I could hardly believe it. But then again, Kyle left me bewildered with just about everything.

[For the rest of the Kyle series: Part I, Part II, Part III, and Part IV]

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Comments (2)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488749)





Date: February 24th, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: stimulating flesh sanctuary gay wizard

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/02/24/party-log-casino-night-mather/

Reader Poll: Despite the pseudonyms, do you guys know who the boys and girls of this blog are? Just wondering about the visibility of recurring characters like Adia, Terra, and JB.

Hmmm...sounds like a challenge to me.

;)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7661095)





Date: February 7th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal white dilemma candlestick maker

updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7558110)





Date: February 19th, 2007 2:31 PM
Author: stimulating flesh sanctuary gay wizard
Subject: Update

She's got an "article" about Brazilian wax

http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1719937

Original, ay?

/s

Oh, yeah...at it looks like she had something

of a Kiwi Camara moment, editing a high

school rag, back in the day...

http://texasedequity.blogspot.com/2005/10/morphing-outrage-into-ideas.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7630406)





Date: February 24th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: lavender international law enforcement agency

I LOLed reading this - seriously, out loud:

"This has got to be love. It's just got to be." Because really, if it's not love to have my cunt torn apart for non-life-threatening reasons, then tell me, what the hell is this elusive concept we call "love"?

also:

"Post-waxing, I left a hefty tip -- because really, who wants to touch that shit, especially my shit?"

*Especially* her shit indeed!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7661392)





Date: March 1st, 2007 10:57 AM
Author: stimulating flesh sanctuary gay wizard

You know why they made the movie "40 Days

and 40 Nights"? So. That. You. Don't. Have. To.

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/03/01/sexless-in-the-city/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/40_Days_and_40_Nights

/hollywoodminute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7690635)





Date: March 13th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: stimulating flesh sanctuary gay wizard

Update

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/magazine/articles/2007/03/11/close_for_comfort/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7748216)





Date: April 12th, 2007 8:29 PM
Author: stimulating flesh sanctuary gay wizard

Update:

Blog seems to have gone blank.

http://sexandtheivy.com/

Maybe she requires login now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7921070)





Date: April 12th, 2007 8:33 PM
Author: Maroon Multi-colored Market

uhhhhhh its showing up for me

last entry was 4/9....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7921084)





Date: May 21st, 2007 11:32 AM
Author: Low-t Exhilarant Shrine

More updates...

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=634746&mc=11&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=630808&mc=4&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=634752&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=632913&mc=8&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=632330&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#8147589)





Date: February 24th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good ruby rigpig

Wow, so fucking ugly. The Asian fetish in this country has become ridiculous to the point that it isn't even funny any more.

The fact that there are people out there like this bitch makes me incredibly sad. I might as well go out and get drunk now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7661191)





Date: February 24th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: lavender international law enforcement agency
Subject: Serious self-esteem issues..

From her valentines day post: http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1718876

"Take into account my morbid obesity by Asian girl standards..."

"My hookup of choice has made the poor decision of spending the holiday with his girlfriend."

"But hey, I’ve got it fairly easy as the proud owner of two boobs and three orifices. If I spread ‘em, they will come … where they’ll come is another matter."

I think this last one qualifies as the definition of "cum-dumpster"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7661412)





Date: February 28th, 2007 10:35 AM
Author: stimulating flesh sanctuary gay wizard

The pick of her "biting into a cheesesteak" at

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/02/03/the-city-of-brotherly-love/

*definitely* has photoshopping potential.

Just sayin'....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7683864)





Date: February 28th, 2007 10:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Vermilion Degenerate

Glad to see this worthless thread about an ignorant cunt still going strong. This is like XOXO's Anna Nicole!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7683890)





Date: February 28th, 2007 10:42 AM
Author: stimulating flesh sanctuary gay wizard
Subject: Lent Lena

From the Lent post http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1721023

"A reporter from The Harvard Crimson calls me for an interview about my opinion on the new campus abstinence movement. Apparently, writing about sex makes me an authority on it (Do I have a future as a professional talking head or what?)"

"Talking"? No. "Giving"? Oui.

--------------



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7683889)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:32 AM
Author: Dull Area

zing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#8151816)





Date: February 28th, 2007 12:00 PM
Author: carnelian forum

Why is she (a 19 year old girl) having sex with 30-40 year old men?

Scroll down to her adventures with "Sam" and their pic together.

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/02/03/the-city-of-brotherly-love/

Does she not realize they are using her for sex?

__________________________________________________________

* Had a weekend affair with Sam — acronym for Secret Agent Man. Adventures included: nursing mutual hangovers via afternoon coffee, attempting to eat dinner at 4pm (and mostly failing but settling on Indian), hitting on my bartender at Smoke’s, consuming seven spiked Shirley Temples (my new favorite drink), trying to convince him to have sex in public after the alcohol took its toll, passing out with little recollection of my whereabouts, and having way too much sex (the afternoon, evening, the morning after …) He was fun, romantic, and a gentleman. Couldn’t ask for a better or more well-endowed late-night escort.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7684188)





Date: March 1st, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring address travel guidebook

one day her half nude corpse will be found in the east river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7691782)





Date: March 13th, 2007 8:47 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good ruby rigpig

Probably has issues with her father.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7749611)





Date: March 1st, 2007 1:57 PM
Author: Supple Ungodly Business Firm Corn Cake
Subject: Still my bitch...

http://paulie.walnutsack.googlepages.com/home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7691719)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:23 PM
Author: stimulating flesh sanctuary gay wizard

heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7722012)





Date: March 13th, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Maroon Multi-colored Market

has superstudyasian asked her opinion of wgwag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7749716)





Date: April 12th, 2007 8:31 PM
Author: Maroon Multi-colored Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7921076)





Date: April 22nd, 2007 2:14 PM
Author: aromatic cheese-eating property

I categorically object to sluts being called "sluts"

ceast and desist

tyia, bitches

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7980909)





Date: May 6th, 2007 8:35 PM
Author: stimulating flesh sanctuary gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#8073520)





Date: June 6th, 2007 5:42 PM
Author: Low-t Exhilarant Shrine

good times bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#8221990)





Date: January 6th, 2008 3:33 PM
Author: fuchsia police squad

pwned

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6905/70919886cu8.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9121534)





Date: January 6th, 2008 6:21 PM
Author: twisted karate

Lena Chen nude sex pictures:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=735470&forum_id=2#9115825

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9122280)





Date: January 6th, 2008 7:17 PM
Author: Odious swollen weed whacker

wow, i didn't realize NYCFan had competition as Harvard's most embarrasing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9122537)





Date: January 6th, 2008 7:19 PM
Author: Heady public bath

who the fuck is NYCFan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9122545)





Date: January 6th, 2008 7:24 PM
Author: twisted karate

what the fuck are you talking about you D&D-playing fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9122563)





Date: April 7th, 2008 10:28 PM
Author: painfully honest chapel mother

Another update

http://lena-chens-newest-boy-toy-outed-patrick-hamm.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&mc=71&forum_id=2

http://lena-chens-sex-buddy-thrashed-in-lengthy-screed.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795732&mc=12&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9593946)





Date: April 8th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: Tripping Theater

i absolutely, totally LOL'd when the name "jiamie chen" caught my eyes.

abso fucking lutely.

at Penn Law now btw, so what's that all about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9595648)





Date: June 2nd, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: Onyx nubile useless brakes

And no Lena Chen thread would be complete without the...

LENA CHEN BUKKAKE PIC!!1

http://boinkology.com/2008/05/27/whats-the-big-deal-about-a-little-jizz-on-the-lips/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9852263)





Date: June 11th, 2008 7:46 PM
Author: slap-happy confused menage toilet seat

Sex and the Ivy--RIP??

http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/06/10/enough-now-here-is-the-truth/

Enough, now. Here is the truth.

Filed under: Blogging — Elle June 10, 2008 @ 8:42 pm

toomuchawesome:

Will Harvard Turn Blind Eye to Patrick Hamm Case?

At Harvard, few have been hit by the urge to expose themselves than 20-year-old junior Lena Chen.

Over the past few months, Chen has blogged and twittered about a new man in her life: “Patrick.”

When she started posting pictures of her beau, “Patrick’s” identity immediately became obvious: Patrick Hamm, who holds a Teaching Fellowship with Harvard’s department of sociology.

That’s when Chen’s bloggings and twitterings added up to scandal.

Patrick Hamm teaches for the sociology department, where Chen is a student. Obviously, this violates Harvard’s policy on “Unprofessional Conduct Between Individuals of Different University Status.”

(via Alex)

I didn’t expect anyone with any modicum of common sense to disseminate these rumors further than they’ve already been disseminated, but clearly I was wrong. It’s bad that completely anonymous strangers with no stake in my life have chosen to so thoroughly gut it and put it on display on my behalf. It’s worse that perfectly intelligent people believe what they say and encourage this rumor-mongering by reposting the defamatory content. You guys work for thisrecording. Don’t you have to fact-check or something before you just post something to the Internet? Anyway, that’s enough, now. I’ve been ignoring this mess for two months and it’s time for an explanation. A long one.

Even Julia Allison, who epitomizes the trials and triumphs of blogebrity, said after a tumultuous Tumblr run that “none of this has been worth it.” I don’t know what I’ll eventually get out of Sex and the Ivy, or out of The Chicktionary for that matter, but I’m also reaching the point where I can no longer see any benefit to doing what I have been doing for the past 22 months. A book deal? A reality TV show? A job at some “edgy” new media company too self-congratulatory to actually be edgy? None of these options — and all of them have been offered — are terribly interesting to me, perhaps because they require that I sacrifice my independence and creative control. What I’d really like to do is to graduate and to become a nomad, to read what I want to read and to write what I want to write, and (most of all) to just be left alone, at least as far as my personal life is concerned.

That last thing has always been the problem from the beginning: people misunderstand my choice to reveal certain elements of my life. It does not entitle them to dig for the parts I do not share or to actively interfere in events that have nothing to do with them. That’s why it’s not worth it anymore, or at least, that’s why I’m approaching a point where things are no longer worth it. I used to get irritated by the harassing emails that ruined my day; I used to get angry when other people — be they Gawker or my classmates — just didn’t understand me. But those things I eventually got used to. Something far more sinister is happening now, a line I didn’t even know existed is being crossed, and it makes everything that has preceded it seem awfully trivial in comparison. I wrote in a letter to Kennedy recently:

I wonder, of course, if this is all worth it. I wonder this all the time, from the beginning really, since the stakes rose with every month and it seemed like any given moment in time was a huge risk, that that moment was really it, really as bad as it was going to get for me and was I in or was I out?

Well, nearly two years later, I’m pretty sure that that moment is, in fact, this one.

I started blogging publicly two years ago in August 2006. I had just been dumped by a Republican investment banker, was living at home in LA with my mother and then-14-year-old sister, and worked 40 hours a week at marketing and PR internships. Freshman year at Harvard sucked. I considered that summer recuperation. I was certain sophomore year would get better. I had, after all, just gotten out of my first adult relationship. Did I really need further preparation than that for my 19th year?

The answer was a resounding yes. I had no idea what my blog would turn into. People ask, “But you had to know. With a name like Sex and the Ivy, what did you expect?” Not this. I’m on the verge of 21 and this is not at all what I had in mind. Actually, I couldn’t have predicted Year 2 of the Blogging Life even after Year 1. Because the first 12 months, bipolar and destabilizing as they were, were still exciting and educational once you subtracted the agonizing heartbreak and emotional dysregulation that came with dead-end boys and public scrutiny. The second 12 months? Pretty smooth sailing except for the nagging feeling that my world could crumble at any second. And it did. Once, twice, and again.

Two of those apocalypses have been blog-induced. The first was the naked photo debacle. The second has been the systematic deconstruction of my most recent relationship in online forums. Actually, “systematic deconstruction” sounds much too fair for the circumstances. It sounds like some of the commentary might even have merit. In reality, trolls on my blogs are accusing the guy I’m dating of sexual harassment, assault, and general unethical behavior despite having nothing to go on but a blog entry with a disclaimer. Patrick’s identity (as in, pertinent information like his full name, address, and occupation) wasn’t even public until someone conducted a witchhunt and posted that information on Juicy Campus. Up until then, the most I showed of him on my blog had been the back of his head. And then various gossip blogs were emailed about our supposedly illicit affair (luckily, they had the good sense to ignore these “tips”). The rumor mill continued churning. Posters on the notoriously defamatory AutoAdmit decided to dismantle his entire life, our entire relationship. They took my blog posts about aggressive, consensual sex to mean that I was being coerced or assaulted when I’ve never so much as fought with Patrick or heard him raise his voice. The funny thing is, no one is actually concerned about my well-being, even if they pretend as if this “investigation” into my relationship is for my own good. How do I know their intentions? Well, for one, Patrick has received multiple emails telling him what an awful person he is. I’ve received nothing, and I’m supposed to be the grateful victim of this rescue effort. I ignored it all and assumed that anyone remotely relevant would never read the trash being written. Then the trolls began emailing people in Harvard’s sociology department, people in the administration, people Patrick works with. Strangers I only knew through names on course catalogs and official announcements read skewed accounts that portrayed Patrick like a predator. I can deal with criticism. This is complete invasion of privacy. This is defamation.

Why the hoopla? He is a graduate student and he used to be my teaching assistant, which makes our relationship about as scandalous as a senior dating a freshman. Nonetheless, it’s a fact that the Internet ate up, distorted, and spat back out. Google the mess. There are more pages than I care to read about this matter. This is the first time I’ve blogged about how we met or how we know each other. I assumed that doing so would just encourage rumors and inaccuracies, but now that things have escalated, there’s no reason to protect an open secret. So these are the facts: He’s 28, a Ph.D candidate in my department (sociology), and German by birth and citizenship. He owns a bulldog. He went to Yale. He used to lead my discussion sections and grade my papers. By the time we went out on our first date, it’d been months since he last did either. Far from punishing him, all university sources consulted in the ugly PR aftermath are on his side, have confirmed that he has broken no rules, and believe he probably has a case for libel. Contrary to internet speculation, he was not removed from the Graduate Student Council but resigned after a two-year term. His name is Patrick and the only error in judgment he’s made in this entire ordeal is dating a girl who writes a blog with detractors vile enough to not just interfere in her life but also in his.

Is that enough? Here’s more: We met in 2006 during my sophomore fall. My best friend and I whispered about the cute TF in between taking lecture notes, but Patrick was just a distraction from my 10-11am on Mondays and Wednesdays, not an actual fixation. He never made a move on me when I was his student. He had a girlfriend and was, after all, my TF. It wasn’t a possibility either of us considered. Our only personal interaction was office hours, where I first met his dog Hamlet. A year and a half later, neither ethical barrier remained. He found out about my crush by coincidence through a Q&A in The Crimson. Our first date was at The Beehive in Boston’s South End. I saw him again the next night. That first week, I spent four nights with him. And so on until we got to where we are now. What else? He makes me soy lattes in the morning. Half my life is currently stored in his basement. The only photos of us together are on Polaroids. We do grocery shopping at Deluca’s on Charles Street. We give each other books to read. He met Kennedy when he visited Germany last month and held me the numerous times I cried about her this spring. He is an atheist. What more do you want to know? He takes photos of me with a Leica M6. His sister is an artist. Enough? Or more? How much am I supposed to give to prove there is nothing to hide?

I have a blog where I write more of the truth than most people are ever willing to admit, but whatever I keep private is construed as controversy and scandal. I can’t date someone without being worried that his name will be published, and Patrick is not even the first to get “outed”. For all of the above reasons and many others, I see suicide on the horizon. Sex and the Ivy is not dead, but it’s on its way there. Two weeks ago, Bluehost shut down Sex and the Ivy because my scripts were running inefficiently (whatever that means). Patrick twiddled on my control panel, upgraded my Wordpress, called customer service for me, and convinced them to put it back up again. The guy whose reputation I’m ruining helped me fix the website that’s made him infamous by association. Think about that for a second.

I don’t know how many Patricks there are in the world, but I’m going to guess not many. And my friends? It might not seem too difficult to be buds with the local sex blogger, but acquaintances dropped like flies after I started blogging. Nowadays, I have a pretty good idea of who my real friends are, and their job is not easy. So I’m tired of making their lives even harder. I’m tired of making my own life harder. I’m tired of the word “libel” in bed, of forwarding each other defamatory emails and links, of discussing “legal options” over dinner. I’m tired of having to check Google alerts on his name. I’m not a masochist, and I’m certainly not a sadist. I can’t give anything anymore because people then expect everything. I’ll always write but I doubt Lena the Sex Blogger will survive the year, and as far as suicides go, this is one that will hardly be mourned.

I told him in the very beginning that I didn’t want to make his life complicated. I tried to explain about my blog, about the drama that had already ensued. He didn’t believe that it could get so bad. “What are you,” he teased. “Like E-list celebrity?” I laughed. I agreed it was ludicrous. But I’d been in the game long enough to know that people fixate on the most asinine things. I prepared him for the worst case scenario, but no amount of preparation could ready someone for the type of fallout that occurred here. If he left, it would be easy for me to be sad or bitter and to blame my blog for ruining my life. But he hasn’t left and if he does, it won’t be because of this. And so I find myself with an odd kind of burden. I can’t simply be sad or bitter. I have to do everything I can to make things as right as possible. Because caring about me is far harder than it should be, and yet still, he makes me soy lattes in the morning.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9881538)





Date: June 11th, 2008 9:20 PM
Author: Silver Mad-dog Skullcap

This is why I love xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9881725)





Date: June 12th, 2008 3:20 PM
Author: Lascivious ladyboy

with ED a close second

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Patrick_Hamm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9884037)