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Harvard Asian slut to be the next Kaavya

Apparently a deal for a book on sex by a Harvard student is ...
cassie
  01/24/07
i threw up a little bit, shes rancid by normal standards
David Carr
  01/24/07
that chick is not hot, if that's her in the flickr group ...
F.I.S.T.
  01/24/07
She's an average-looking azn girl but has fucked tons of whi...
cassie
  01/24/07
she is a below average azn girl dood
David Carr
  01/24/07
and the sad thing is the bitch seems to think she's hot (she...
cassie
  01/24/07
she's also full of semen in her little mouth that its coming...
David Carr
  01/25/07
she is really hot for a cantonese chick though.
45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement
  01/26/07
as if fucking a lot of guys is an achievement. a girl can f...
Savage_Noble
  01/24/07
i wonder what stds she has? i am sure some hobos who clea...
David Carr
  01/24/07
i think there's only a 0.032% chance she doesn't have herpes...
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  01/25/07
i can see her future as a $50 prostitute on craigslist
David Carr
  01/25/07
Why would anyone pay $50 when she's giving it for free? Com...
Always Subtracting Value
  01/25/07
Da plane!! Da plane!! http://www.madcowprod.com/fi04.jpg
Vector\'s semi-retired rectum
  01/24/07
hahaha
David Carr
  01/24/07
LOL!!!!!!!
xwxwxwwxxw
  01/24/07
well done.
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  01/24/07
:(
Lena Chen\'s herpes sores
  06/06/07
Holy shit that chick is ugly
[officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]
  01/24/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&mc=7&...
Vector\'s semi-retired rectum
  01/24/07
178
[officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]
  01/24/07
and sad thing is even ugly bitches get laid every night
cassie
  01/24/07
they are the cum dumpsters
David Carr
  01/24/07
In the section, "Boy Toys" she talks about all the...
cassie
  01/24/07
r u 174?
David Carr
  01/24/07
wow
Cyrus
  01/24/07
"orders of magnitude"? stfu
hathat007
  01/25/07
aa admit from tonga?
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  01/24/07
shes not much, but then again neither are the dudes shes wit...
WhitePride
  01/24/07
...
WhitePride
  01/24/07
Seriously, I fully support the female infanticides in Asia. ...
us versus them
  01/24/07
This is what happens when you watch too much sex and the cit...
Mr. Wong Burger
  01/24/07
As soon as she gets past hating her parents and wants a stab...
...,,,,..,,.,.,.,.
  01/24/07
titcr. i kinda feel bad for her. this will make it all the...
Mr. Wong Burger
  01/24/07
my thoughts exactly
A horse walks into a bar
  01/24/07
I doubt she ever will. She's already very good at denying h...
Roberts, C.J.
  01/25/07
i love how basically every azn girl thinks white dudes are h...
pauliewalnuts
  01/24/07
It's funny because whites girls say the same thing after the...
us versus them
  01/24/07
pwn3d
I work for a horribly unprestigious law firm.
  01/24/07
I don't know if I'd go so far to say that he was pwn3d. The...
Marshall McLuhan
  01/24/07
...
larsd
  01/24/07
what makes you think that she's been with any asian guys at ...
fedwed
  01/25/07
damn, she is ugly. who would want to hear about sex from tha...
LeiTTTer
  01/24/07
she's a fucking hideous monster
I work for a horribly unprestigious law firm.
  01/24/07
Kaavya was better looking.
Poontonimous
  03/07/07
this bitch claims to be able to gauge the size of dude's ere...
larsd
  01/24/07
Do you really think she's ugly? http://sexandtheivy.com/a...
TheDrudge
  01/24/07
Her cheeks are out of proportion and make her look really we...
Emerson Borson
  01/24/07
Is she Korean? I've noticed that a lot of Koreans seem to ha...
TheDrudge
  01/24/07
she china
larsd
  01/24/07
cheeks out of proportion -- I bet she grinds her teeth. that...
45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement
  01/26/07
has anyone stepped-up and sent this thread to her yet? bett...
horsee
  01/24/07
Oh wow, it says she's Harvard '09. That means she's only a s...
TheDrudge
  01/24/07
one of the comments says she's been there since '01.
nigger dood
  01/24/07
maybe its Harvard Extension School?
Mr. Wong Burger
  01/24/07
Nope, she's a sophomore at Harvard College
TheDrudge
  01/24/07
Look her up. It says she's '09 at Harvard. She also mentions...
TheDrudge
  01/24/07
maybe the comment is alluding to a sexual incident that took...
nigger dood
  01/24/07
This is from her bio. "After graduating from Harvard...
Emerson Borson
  01/24/07
ouch.
Mr. Wong Burger
  01/24/07
She pwnd i-bankers.
The Book of Dooderonomy
  01/24/07
souls aren't good for anything.
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  01/24/07
Vapid, hedonistic, faux-bohemians with superiority complexes...
Emerson Borson
  01/24/07
well put.
Mr. Wong Burger
  01/24/07
What a load of shit. I like that she thinks her soul will r...
Roberts, C.J.
  01/25/07
in sf as well as chicago, family-size apartments are called ...
45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement
  01/26/07
interesting on how all her pics are with white guys? http...
TheDrudge
  01/24/07
lol, her shirt says "can you meet my standards?" T...
TheDrudge
  01/24/07
i wonder so many women these days hold multiple random sexua...
Savage_Noble
  01/24/07
She looks fugly here http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandt...
TheDrudge
  01/24/07
would not hump. and my standards aren't particularly high...
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  01/24/07
she looks like a bottom feeder azn.
David Carr
  01/24/07
...
miranda v.i.
  01/27/07
is there a email on her blog for us to tell her what a dog s...
David Carr
  01/24/07
Jesus, she looks like a leukemia patient
Marshall McLuhan
  01/24/07
looks like a chipmunk.
cough drop
  01/24/07
hey you assholes, she wrote about you. http://sexandtheivy....
....,...,...,.,...,.,..,.,..,...,...,.,,.,...,
  01/24/07
but she is fat and ugly. i mean dammit she's hideous. it...
David Carr
  01/24/07
True she is ugly, but we're still assholes.
....,...,...,.,...,.,..,.,..,...,...,.,,.,...,
  01/24/07
no we are being honest with her and telling it like it is. ...
David Carr
  01/25/07
true, the racist shit isn't cool but she needs to learn her ...
....,...,...,.,...,.,..,.,..,...,...,.,,.,...,
  01/25/07
exactly in the bulk of the posts have commented on her ranci...
David Carr
  01/25/07
xoxo DM representin' in the comments http://sexandtheivy....
%\\
  01/25/07
musta been bad -- post is gone.
45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement
  01/26/07
She doesn't write a sex blog; she writes a blog about LIFE!
Roberts, C.J.
  01/25/07
lol, viva la douchebag
Cyrus
  01/25/07
true, I don't disagree with anything you said, she's an ugly...
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  01/25/07
http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/25/decency-or-what-i-dont-de...
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  01/25/07
"..the posts are written under names like ďWhitePrideĒ ...
LightWeight
  01/25/07
these posters are proud of their race like superstudyasian a...
David Carr
  01/25/07
underrated
that ridge running down your ballsack
  03/15/07
180 for dungeonmaster in the comments section: Your Chari...
[officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]
  01/25/07
That guy is a national treasure.
Roberts, C.J.
  01/25/07
Seriously he makes me want to quit the board because I'll ne...
Extreme Fajitas
  01/25/07
180
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  01/25/07
Thank goodness DISH saved that gem of a comment.
:;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.
  01/25/07
I dont understand a word of it but it makes me laugh out lou...
ICE
  01/25/07
Wow. Next. Fucking. Level.
Always Adding Value
  01/25/07
1-FUCKING-80!!!
David Carr
  01/25/07
180
Pizza Kitchen
  01/25/07
Words cannot describe how great this is
DrakeMallard
  01/25/07
Jesus Christ. This is amazing work.
PeterGunz
  01/27/07
180 for "jiame chen" Hi hun- Youíre adorable...
[officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]
  01/25/07
Damnit. You beat me.
Overdrive_OS2
  01/25/07
180 obviously
nigger dood
  01/25/07
Seriously. Quality.
Subotai, thief and archer
  01/25/07
fuck, she took the comments by jiamie and xoxoDM down :(
%\\
  01/25/07
...
.....,.....,......,.,.,.,.,.,....,.,.,..,.,...,.
  01/25/07
*high five*
%\\
  01/25/07
Pure, unadulterated genius. The P.S. is a masterstroke. C...
cubicle
  01/25/07
you are too kind. i ty ty ty below.
%\\
  01/25/07
oh it was you? piss off.
cubicle
  01/25/07
srsly? i have haters? edit: what did i do to piss you of...
%\\
  01/25/07
i was jk. lolz.
cubicle
  01/25/07
Um. Holy shit.
Always Adding Value
  01/25/07
This comment is my favorite. The iron reference is key: ...
Overdrive_OS2
  01/25/07
ty ty ty
%\\
  01/25/07
awesome!!
David Carr
  01/25/07
check out the flame!
Cyrus
  01/25/07
ahhh, the voice of reason
Cyrus
  01/25/07
Jiamie Chen > This bitch...
The Great Wide Open
  01/25/07
We need Call me Ishmael to write something on her comments s...
[officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]
  01/25/07
I'm so proud of you guys.
:;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.
  01/25/07
xoxo is like a group of insane, caged animals constantly fig...
[officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]
  01/25/07
This made me lol, funny and true.
....,...,...,.,...,.,..,.,..,...,...,.,,.,...,
  01/25/07
check out this exchange from her comments. the video almost...
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  01/25/07
holy shit
nigger dood
  01/25/07
180
[officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]
  01/25/07
brilliant. genius. stupendous.
cubicle
  01/25/07
we only fight among one another to keep our skills sharp.
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  01/25/07
credited
[officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]
  01/25/07
well, at least she has achieve one thing that's somewhat not...
us versus them
  01/25/07
what's funny
comboverman
  01/25/07
they don't write books. and, as has been mentioned already,...
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  01/25/07
lets be serious. no one here goes around talking about how ...
larsd
  01/25/07
"hear"
Whosekebe
  01/25/07
Wow, you stupid crackers were right, you guys really do get ...
Asian Power
  01/25/07
Has anyone said "Harvard best in Asia" yet? Even ...
Americanski
  01/25/07
good call, that's an oldie though
[officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]
  01/25/07
I posted a reminder that asians are magical...sorry...i'll t...
F.I.S.T.
  01/25/07
She took down her response. we win.
Whosekebe
  01/25/07
she deleted it.... Well, someones already left her a nice...
boudoir
  01/25/07
"except for that time a guy fucked me and left the used...
Whosekebe
  01/25/07
Filed under: Sex, Blogging, Life ó Elle October 1, 2006 @ 3:...
boudoir
  01/25/07
HARVARD??!? WTFFFF?!?!
Whosekebe
  01/25/07
harvard girls like to fuck too.
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  01/25/07
and are dumber than a fetus with down syndrome too, apparent...
boudoir
  01/25/07
well she does have a 'giner.
....,...,...,.,...,.,..,.,..,...,...,.,,.,...,
  01/25/07
looks like she deleted the post, but this thread gets a 180 ...
A horse walks into akbar
  01/25/07
Not sure why you just deleted the post about the xoxo people...
Whosekebe
  01/25/07
DAMMIT! i was just about to compliment her on her great per...
%\\
  01/25/07
you tried.
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  01/25/07
A for effort
cubicle
  01/25/07
EWWWWWW!!!!! This chick is average at best, there are muc...
A man of one word.
  01/25/07
http://sexandtheivy.com/images/IMG_2822.JPG
Whosekebe
  01/25/07
oh god. fat face pooch fat legs fucked up lookin...
boudoir
  01/25/07
gaping wideset vagina: 180!
larsd
  01/25/07
she actually looks kind of good there except for the busted ...
cubicle
  01/25/07
...
174
  01/25/07
Not bad.
ICE
  01/25/07
...
174
  01/25/07
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/images/2007/01/ivy1030...
analthendump
  01/25/07
aim = sexandtheivy shes online now.
boudoir
  01/25/07
...
WhitePride
  01/25/07
PLEASE tell me that somebody saved her blog entry about xo. ...
Mike_Ditka
  01/25/07
now you have to register to add comments. that bitch was ea...
%\\
  01/25/07
Yeah, that sucks.
Emerson Borson
  01/25/07
Date: January 25th, 2007 2:42 AM Author: J. S. Just ...
cubicle
  01/25/07
post the moby dick quote anyway dood
[officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]
  01/25/07
Less swart in aspect, the companions of this figure were of ...
Emerson Borson
  01/25/07
nice I need to read Moby Dick, it's probably the most epi...
[officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]
  01/25/07
What did the deleted post say?
Great Teacher Onizuka
  01/25/07
what do you think of nonwhites like h slut?
WhitePride
  01/25/07
it said we're terrible, racist people whose comments were un...
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  01/25/07
i didn't save it, it's probably in my temp file folder, but ...
us versus them
  01/25/07
XOXO tough love.
Mr. Wong Burger
  01/25/07
...
174
  01/25/07
Holy shit.
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  01/25/07
?
174
  01/25/07
...
174
  01/25/07
don't forget to write LENA CHEN harvard 09 all over the shit...
%\\
  01/25/07
174: Please estimate how many lives you have destroyed. ...
Emerson Borson
  01/25/07
...
174
  01/25/07
Harvard does AA for Ewoks?
Mike_Ditka
  01/25/07
underrated
cubicle
  01/25/07
dang girls get sex so easily. she's 5'0" and ugly and ...
mick chuch
  01/25/07
HAHAHA EVEN 174 WHO IS A PATHETIC ASIAN FETISH DORK DOESN'T ...
mick chuch
  01/25/07
She could be an antidote to yellow fever.
us versus them
  01/25/07
And people like me get made fun of for going to WUSTL?!?!?! ...
kubrickfan
  01/25/07
stfu kubrickfan why do you even bother using that moniker...
[officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]
  01/25/07
GTO doesn't believe da plane!! da plane!! is a cumster, but ...
Vector\'s semi-retired rectum
  01/25/07
part of me is sad I missed this
A horse walks into a bar
  01/25/07
as you should be.
Whosekebe
  01/25/07
why are you inbred faggots so obsessed with non-inbreds?
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  01/25/07
i almsot feel sorry for her. almost. and why is it that ...
Sweep the Leg Johnny
  01/25/07
Because it means they now have career fallback options. The...
Always Subtracting Value
  01/25/07
H chicks
Cyrus
  01/25/07
don't be a tease now. also, i think you have a pg definitio...
Sweep the Leg Johnny
  01/25/07
hey now
Cyrus
  01/25/07
much appreciated.
Sweep the Leg Johnny
  01/25/07
nice boobs though
Advocate
  01/25/07
no.
Whosekebe
  01/25/07
can you show me yours?
Advocate
  01/25/07
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v52/1512/44/n523665506_1873.j...
Whosekebe
  01/25/07
nice, though maybe you should get a lift on your right boob....
Advocate
  01/25/07
Nice. ASL?
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  01/25/07
her right boob is a little droopey though...other than that ...
Advocate
  01/25/07
ah, fuck me. 1st time in a while.
Fuck Law School
  01/25/07
hawter than pretzel!
us versus them
  01/25/07
you have all done very well!!
David Carr
  01/25/07
Did anyone SAVE THE POST SHE WROTE?
cassie
  01/25/07
Nope.
Great Teacher Onizuka
  01/25/07
saved on technorati though. http://www.technorati.com/blo...
horsee
  01/26/07
wtf
pauliewalnuts
  01/25/07
...
cassie
  01/25/07
ahahahahahahahaha this comment is the best: "Donít l...
boudoir
  01/25/07
am i the only person here who would bang her? i'll admit tha...
.,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,.
  01/26/07
i'd fuck her if i was wasted. she's obviously easy and not c...
larsd
  01/26/07
yea. as if anyone here (with the possible exceptions of petr...
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  01/26/07
the bitch does have an undeserved ego. its just pathetic wh...
larsd
  01/26/07
i completely agree with you there. i agree with everything i...
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  01/26/07
some of us arent race traitors
WhitePride
  01/26/07
have u ever fucked a nonwhite bitch?
larsd
  01/26/07
no, and i live in a highly nonwhite region.
WhitePride
  01/26/07
whose in ur region? mexicans? blacks? asians?
larsd
  01/26/07
s tx
WhitePride
  01/26/07
damn; that explains everything.
larsd
  01/26/07
i'm part asian
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  01/26/07
lol sorry.
WhitePride
  01/26/07
fuck you, cracker. i'm 100% white free.
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  01/26/07
it varies by picture. she has the same problem a lot of bit...
larsd
  01/26/07
true. but hang around her after you've been pounding natty f...
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  01/26/07
true.
larsd
  01/26/07
I would. she's just attractive enough, and then there's some...
45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement
  01/26/07
i suppose. i'm around significantly more attractive girls on...
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  01/26/07
Honestly no. She looks like my retarded cousin (male).
us versus them
  01/26/07
you're not cantonese then. they average around a 3.
45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement
  01/26/07
She looks very Southern. I was gonna guess Malaysian/Filipin...
us versus them
  01/26/07
she looks all cantonese in this one http://farm1.static.fli...
45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement
  01/26/07
I am Manchurian.
us versus them
  01/26/07
what do manchurians look like?
larsd
  01/26/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchu I get mistaken as Kor...
us versus them
  01/26/07
What is the difference in looks between someone who speaks C...
cassie
  01/26/07
cantonese are closer to the equator. usually darker skin/mo...
larsd
  01/26/07
would?
bobbert
  01/26/07
Guys wouldn't have sex with her if they didn't respect her a...
boudoir
  01/26/07
She said she was going to be celibate from now on and then 3...
cassie
  01/26/07
the slut hasn't learned her lesson. she needs to be fucked ...
larsd
  01/26/07
less than 9 hours after declaring her new celibacy, she goes...
cassie
  01/26/07
she even deleted the post where she pledged celibacy.
Whosekebe
  01/26/07
goddamn she is ugly http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandth...
cassie
  01/26/07
Disgusting. LOL at the comments from http://www.flickr.com/p...
ÜÜ
  01/26/07
The sadness of this chick is that she is oblivious of the bu...
A man of one word.
  01/26/07
So has this bitch been outted? Can we send this to her pare...
ÜÜ
  01/26/07
Lena Chen
Whosekebe
  01/26/07
...
this is
  01/26/07
Are we sure it's even real and not a joke blog?
Great Teacher Onizuka
  01/26/07
TITCR, i think it is elaborate flame.
ÜÜ
  01/26/07
fwiw, she has a facebook profile
analthendump
  02/07/07
& a Myspace profile http://www.myspace.com/lenachen ...
-.-
  02/19/07
Hm...I wonder if "dad" is restauranteur George Che...
DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha
  04/02/08
clearly, we need to start archiving her posts before she del...
%\\
  01/26/07
http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/02/24/party-log-casino-night-ma...
-.-
  02/24/07
updates?
Lady in the Yellow Jacket \'08
  02/07/07
Update
-.-
  02/19/07
I LOLed reading this - seriously, out loud: "This ha...
The Great Wide Open
  02/24/07
You know why they made the movie "40 Days and 40 Night...
-.-
  03/01/07
Update http://www.boston.com/news/globe/magazine/articles...
-.-
  03/13/07
Update: Blog seems to have gone blank. http://sexand...
-.-
  04/12/07
uhhhhhh its showing up for me last entry was 4/9....
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  04/12/07
More updates... http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?threa...
%^&$^*$%^
  05/21/07
Wow, so fucking ugly. The Asian fetish in this country has b...
Skaddenfreude
  02/24/07
Serious self-esteem issues..
The Great Wide Open
  02/24/07
The pick of her "biting into a cheesesteak" at ...
-.-
  02/28/07
Glad to see this worthless thread about an ignorant cunt sti...
Oxford Troll
  02/28/07
Lent Lena
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  02/28/07
zing!
yuck_it_up
  05/22/07
Why is she (a 19 year old girl) having sex with 30-40 year o...
RedBadgeofCourage
  02/28/07
one day her half nude corpse will be found in the east river
David Carr
  03/01/07
Probably has issues with her father.
Skaddenfreude
  03/13/07
Still my bitch...
bigbadwolf
  03/01/07
heh
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  03/07/07
has superstudyasian asked her opinion of wgwag?
...,,,.....,.......,,..,...,,.,.,.......,.....
  03/13/07
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  04/12/07
I categorically object to sluts being called "sluts&quo...
@323##322
  04/22/07
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  05/06/07
good times bump
%^&$^*$%^
  06/06/07
pwned http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6905/70919886cu8...
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  01/06/08
Lena Chen nude sex pictures: http://www.autoadmit.com/threa...
Katzenbach
  01/06/08
wow, i didn't realize NYCFan had competition as Harvard's mo...
Githyanki
  01/06/08
who the fuck is NYCFan?
.... ...... ....... ........
  01/06/08
what the fuck are you talking about you D&D-playing fag?
Katzenbach
  01/06/08
Another update http://lena-chens-newest-boy-toy-outed-pat...
MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY!Ā
  04/07/08
i absolutely, totally LOL'd when the name "jiamie chen&...
danza\'s lap
  04/08/08
And no Lena Chen thread would be complete without the... ...
Patrick Hamm\'s sperm gagging on Lena Chen\'s spit
  06/02/08
Sex and the Ivy--RIP?? http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/06/10...
Michigan Guy
  06/11/08
This is why I love xoxo.
ipodsmack
  06/11/08
with ED a close second http://www.encyclopediadramatica.c...
Deanthrobbie
  06/12/08


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Date: January 24th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: cassie

Apparently a deal for a book on sex by a Harvard student is in the works

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/17/sex-and-the-ivy-finalist-for-best-sex-blog/

http://sexandtheivy.com/2006/10/16/giving-it-my-all/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479425)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:50 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

i threw up a little bit, shes rancid by normal standards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479427)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:51 PM
Author: F.I.S.T. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077531/)

that chick is not hot, if that's her in the flickr group

Lucky for her there's a lot of creepy white dudes with anime fetishes at big H

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479438)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:54 PM
Author: cassie

She's an average-looking azn girl but has fucked tons of white guys. She lists them here:

http://sexandtheivy.com/cast-of-characters/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479454)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:57 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

she is a below average azn girl dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479476)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: cassie

and the sad thing is the bitch seems to think she's hot (she's trying to imply it anyway)--> "To showcase my assets, this picture has been taken just for the occasion ómust prove that Iím not hideous after all. Do you see the amount of Crimson in this photo? Iím so full of school spirit I could burst."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479538)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

she's also full of semen in her little mouth that its coming out her years.

enjoy AIDS, elle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481365)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement

she is really hot for a cantonese chick though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487549)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Savage_Noble

as if fucking a lot of guys is an achievement. a girl can fuck as many guys as she wants--all she has to do is ask. Much harder for guys, which is why it is an achievement. i wonder if she realizes this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481020)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:27 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

i wonder what stds she has?

i am sure some hobos who cleaned out goodwill have rammed her hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481101)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

i think there's only a 0.032% chance she doesn't have herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481378)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

i can see her future as a $50 prostitute on craigslist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481400)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Always Subtracting Value

Why would anyone pay $50 when she's giving it for free? Come to think of it, why would anyone take her even at no charge?

Most importantly, who do people have to fight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482944)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:52 PM
Author: Vector\'s semi-retired rectum (Vec)

Da plane!! Da plane!!

http://www.madcowprod.com/fi04.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479445)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:03 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479527)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: xwxwxwwxxw

LOL!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480785)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481006)





Date: June 6th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Lena Chen\'s herpes sores

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#8222245)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: [officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]

Holy shit that chick is ugly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479491)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:00 PM
Author: Vector\'s semi-retired rectum (Vec)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&mc=7&forum_id=2#7479445

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479498)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: [officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479515)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: cassie

and sad thing is even ugly bitches get laid every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479517)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

they are the cum dumpsters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479524)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:06 PM
Author: cassie

In the section, "Boy Toys" she talks about all the big white cocks she's encountered

http://sexandtheivy.com/cast-of-characters/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479552)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:08 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

r u 174?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479559)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Cyrus
Subject: wow

Who are the H losers who have to lower themselves to this girl? You'd think good looking white dudes would have better opportunities, even at H.

If she's representative of what H has to offer, Stanford is orders of magnitude better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479634)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:41 AM
Author: hathat007

"orders of magnitude"? stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482270)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

aa admit from tonga?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479660)





Date: January 24th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: WhitePride

shes not much, but then again neither are the dudes shes with weither

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479671)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:18 PM
Author: WhitePride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480499)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:34 PM
Author: us versus them

Seriously, I fully support the female infanticides in Asia.

Fuck these Asian whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480561)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: Mr. Wong Burger

This is what happens when you watch too much sex and the city.

I wonder how many years it will be before she starts to regret this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480628)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:01 PM
Author: ...,,,,..,,.,.,.,. (concurring in part, dissenting in part)

As soon as she gets past hating her parents and wants a stable relationship and/or family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480713)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:08 PM
Author: Mr. Wong Burger

titcr. i kinda feel bad for her. this will make it all the more difficult to have a stable relationship in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480755)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:04 PM
Author: A horse walks into a bar (is not a GULC student, tyia!)

my thoughts exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480730)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: Roberts, C.J.

I doubt she ever will. She's already very good at denying her obvious faults and will probably soon destroy any sense of self-awareness she ever had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481559)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:48 PM
Author: pauliewalnuts

i love how basically every azn girl thinks white dudes are huuuuuuge after they've been with a few. in my experience, this has actually been true. that said, this girl is an ugly slut and i wouldnt bone her but i would let her blow my huge white member.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480638)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:00 PM
Author: us versus them

It's funny because whites girls say the same thing after they get fucked by a few black guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480699)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:02 PM
Author: I work for a horribly unprestigious law firm.

pwn3d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480717)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: Marshall McLuhan (I just saved a [*censored*] of money on my car insurance)

I don't know if I'd go so far to say that he was pwn3d. The Chinaman acknowledged the impressive size of the white penis relative to that of the Asian member but punctuated his post with a gentle reminder that there exists yet a higher denizen of the phallic food chain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481123)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: larsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480822)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: fedwed

what makes you think that she's been with any asian guys at all? in my experience, girls like that avoid asian men to distinguish themselves from them. i doubt she has slept with one and thinks white dongs now huge in comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482095)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:02 PM
Author: LeiTTTer ("ah yes, the bob loblaw law blog")

damn, she is ugly. who would want to hear about sex from that cow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480715)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: I work for a horribly unprestigious law firm.

she's a fucking hideous monster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480769)





Date: March 7th, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: Poontonimous

Kaavya was better looking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7722441)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: larsd

this bitch claims to be able to gauge the size of dude's erect dicks by copping a feel of their crotch trough the pants. sounds absurdly difficult of a dumbass asian ho to pull off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480828)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: TheDrudge

Do you really think she's ugly?

http://sexandtheivy.com/about/

I think she's OK. Certainly not hot but not really ugly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480865)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:35 PM
Author: Emerson Borson

Her cheeks are out of proportion and make her look really weird. Other than that, she seems physically ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480868)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: TheDrudge

Is she Korean? I've noticed that a lot of Koreans seem to have huge heads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480874)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: larsd

she china

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480926)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:54 AM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement

cheeks out of proportion -- I bet she grinds her teeth. that can give you an overdeveloped jaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487570)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: horsee

has anyone stepped-up and sent this thread to her yet? better yet, to her parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480890)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: TheDrudge

Oh wow, it says she's Harvard '09. That means she's only a sophomore and has already fucked like 20 guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480934)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: nigger dood

one of the comments says she's been there since '01.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480973)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Mr. Wong Burger

maybe its Harvard Extension School?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480985)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: TheDrudge

Nope, she's a sophomore at Harvard College

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481000)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: TheDrudge

Look her up. It says she's '09 at Harvard. She also mentions being 19 years old in her recent blog entry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480990)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: nigger dood

maybe the comment is alluding to a sexual incident that took place in cambridge when she was 14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481003)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: Emerson Borson

This is from her bio.

"After graduating from Harvard with her utterly impractical sociology degree, Elle plans on taking the unconventional, Bohemian route and freelancing for lifestyle magazines. She will write about sex, dating, and the misspent days of her youth. Cosmopolitan will reject her repeatedly. She will live in a ďcozyĒ, vermin-infested Manhattan flat and her shopping budget will be severely reduced ó but her soul will remain intact (unlike those of her i-banking peers). She will temporarily ditch writing long enough to find financial stability in the form of a corporate event planning business. She will opt for single motherhood because she inherited her own motherís fiercely independent nature. Elle will write her memoir at age 40 after her candid column about making it in New York wins her fame for being her. Upon becoming a grandmother, her daughter will advise her to ďput away the stilettos already.Ē She will staunchly refuse."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480944)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: Mr. Wong Burger

ouch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480978)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: The Book of Dooderonomy (Your peace and quiet is criminal.)

She pwnd i-bankers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481015)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

souls aren't good for anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481022)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:29 PM
Author: Emerson Borson

Vapid, hedonistic, faux-bohemians with superiority complexes tend to rub me the wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481119)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: Mr. Wong Burger

well put.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481125)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Roberts, C.J.

What a load of shit. I like that she thinks her soul will remain in tact, as though working for GS is worse than being a literal fucking whore. But I can't stand the fact that she calls an apartment a flat. This isn't England, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481390)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement

in sf as well as chicago, family-size apartments are called flats. they typically take up one floor of a small building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487588)





Date: January 24th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: TheDrudge

interesting on how all her pics are with white guys?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269948453/in/photostream/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480979)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: TheDrudge

lol, her shirt says "can you meet my standards?" Typical self-absorbed azn bitch

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269949838/in/photostream/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481009)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Savage_Noble

i wonder so many women these days hold multiple random sexual partners to be an ideal. I can understand how this is so for men--we are genetically programmed that way. But women are not. Is this really want she wants or is she caught up on being chic? my money is on the latter, stupid bitch.

(and no, she's not ugly but she's not beautiful either.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481010)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: TheDrudge

She looks fugly here

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269942401/in/photostream/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481021)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

would not hump.

and my standards aren't particularly high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481028)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:29 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

she looks like a bottom feeder azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481120)





Date: January 27th, 2007 2:11 PM
Author: miranda v.i.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7495433)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:26 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

is there a email on her blog for us to tell her what a dog she is?

also, sex and the city has been done and it sucked. why does she think she is so creative for copying others work?

thats harvard for ya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481082)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Marshall McLuhan (I just saved a [*censored*] of money on my car insurance)

Jesus, she looks like a leukemia patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481106)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: cough drop

looks like a chipmunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481128)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:43 PM
Author: ....,...,...,.,...,.,..,.,..,...,...,.,,.,...,


hey you assholes, she wrote about you.

http://sexandtheivy.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481202)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:57 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

but she is fat and ugly. i mean dammit she's hideous.

its funny as she chooses to only comment on the racist posts vs. the ones that tell it st8 up. she's a dawg. i tell you what a escort could clean up in cambridge

also she writes a sex blog, a big part of sex is appearance or did her sociology degree not teach her this? what a poor dumb cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481313)





Date: January 24th, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: ....,...,...,.,...,.,..,.,..,...,...,.,,.,...,


True she is ugly, but we're still assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481324)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

no we are being honest with her and telling it like it is.

the problem with people today is that 90% of them think they are hot shit. its more like 10%.

also, does the real carrie bradshaw know some fattie in beantown is copying her schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481347)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: ....,...,...,.,...,.,..,.,..,...,...,.,,.,...,


true, the racist shit isn't cool but she needs to learn her place regarding looks, getting laid isn't all that noteworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481367)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

exactly in the bulk of the posts have commented on her rancidness alone. the racist posts started after it was well established she was dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481391)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: %\\

xoxo DM representin' in the comments

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/25/decency-or-what-i-dont-deserve/#comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481364)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:07 AM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement

musta been bad -- post is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487608)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:26 AM
Author: Roberts, C.J.

She doesn't write a sex blog; she writes a blog about LIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481460)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:22 AM
Author: Cyrus
Subject: lol, viva la douchebag

Assholes? Even her ex-boyfriend agrees with much of what was written here. If this poor young girl thinks that her self-hating (yes, Asian girls who only date white guys have self-image problems) ways are doing anything but causing more emotional damage (see post about her father's emotional absence from her life), she's sorely mistaken.

As women get older, sexual history often becomes a deal breakder if a girl has been a bit of a skank . . . unless she's super hot. We can debate whether this is fair forever. But let's not pretend it isn't a reality. And this girl needs to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481444)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: ....,...,...,.,...,.,..,.,..,...,...,.,,.,...,


true, I don't disagree with anything you said, she's an ugly slut who needs to hear the truth, the racist shit gets old though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481452)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/25/decency-or-what-i-dont-deserve/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481751)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: LightWeight

"..the posts are written under names like ďWhitePrideĒ and ďJohn McNigger.Ē "

LOL fucking classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481373)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

these posters are proud of their race like superstudyasian and azn reborn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481406)





Date: March 15th, 2007 7:49 AM
Author: that ridge running down your ballsack (drigpy@yahoo.com)

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7757494)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:26 AM
Author: [officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]

180 for dungeonmaster in the comments section:

Your Charisma is a mere 6, which is a fairly decent roll for a half-ogre. I am sure that you have more than made up for it with your Strength and (particularly) Constitution. It is great that you have manage to raise your Charisma score by wearing powerful magic items. Understand, however, that the current AD&D rules do not allow your item bonus to stack with your natural Leadership feat, which, for your Charisma score, should allow you to accept no more than 2 other adventurers into your party. The fact that you were able to accept as many as 6 or 7 adventurers instead points to the fact that you are probably wielding a magical item of tremendous powers. It should therefore come as no surprise to you that Chaotic adventurers from other planes are LARPing Shock effects while reading the many Scrolls containing your adventures.

Judge them not, brave one. Adventure in peace.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481459)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Roberts, C.J.

That guy is a national treasure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481477)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: Extreme Fajitas (the Bears are who we thought they were)

Seriously he makes me want to quit the board because I'll never write anything as funny as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484351)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,. (Meghan Fitzpatrick, UVa '04)


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481550)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,. (Meghan Fitzpatrick, UVa '04)


Thank goodness DISH saved that gem of a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481830)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:20 AM
Author: ICE

I dont understand a word of it but it makes me laugh out loud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481923)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Always Adding Value (PR man for intellectual charlatancy)

Wow.

Next. Fucking. Level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483468)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

1-FUCKING-80!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484258)





Date: January 25th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: Pizza Kitchen
Subject: 180

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484645)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: DrakeMallard

Words cannot describe how great this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7485205)





Date: January 27th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: PeterGunz

Jesus Christ. This is amazing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7495353)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:27 AM
Author: [officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]

180 for "jiame chen"

Hi hun-

Youíre adorable and shouldnít let these mean xoxo people get you down. I love your writing and think youíre super talented. When I was on the cheerleading team at Dartmouth, a lot of people gave me shit for getting acquainted with all the football and hockey players but Iíll always be proud of myself for taking advantage of my (o)(o) to the best of my ability. Be a strong azn girl and get all the white 8=====) you can!

toodles,

jiamie

p.s. are you a fan of black and decker irons?

Comment by jiamie chen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481468)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Overdrive_OS2

Damnit. You beat me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481479)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: nigger dood

180 obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481505)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:51 AM
Author: Subotai, thief and archer

Seriously.

Quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481571)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:56 AM
Author: %\\

fuck, she took the comments by jiamie and xoxoDM down :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481594)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:59 AM
Author: .....,.....,......,.,.,.,.,.,....,.,.,..,.,...,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481608)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: %\\

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481616)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:40 AM
Author: cubicle

Pure, unadulterated genius. The P.S. is a masterstroke.

Come out and take a bow, whoever did this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481983)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: %\\

you are too kind. i ty ty ty below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482017)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: cubicle

oh it was you? piss off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482046)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:01 AM
Author: %\\

srsly? i have haters?

edit: what did i do to piss you off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482061)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: cubicle

i was jk. lolz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482074)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:19 PM
Author: Always Adding Value (PR man for intellectual charlatancy)

Um.

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483524)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: Overdrive_OS2

This comment is my favorite. The iron reference is key:

Hi hun-

Youíre adorable and shouldnít let these mean xoxo people get you down. I love your writing and think youíre super talented. When I was on the cheerleading team at Dartmouth, a lot of people gave me shit for getting acquainted with all the football and hockey players but Iíll always be proud of myself for taking advantage of my (o)(o) to the best of my ability. Be a strong azn girl and get all the white 8=====) you can!

toodles,

jiamie

p.s. are you a fan of black and decker irons?

Comment by jiamie chen ó January 25, 2007 @ 1:11 am



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481473)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: %\\

ty ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481486)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:27 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

awesome!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484230)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Cyrus
Subject: check out the flame!

Did everyone see the shout from "Jiamie Chen"?

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/25/decency-or-what-i-dont-deserve/#comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481476)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: Cyrus
Subject: ahhh, the voice of reason

Hey, Lena. Sometimes, I think you are a great writer. And sometimes, I think you are running out of topics to pen so you write sub-par entries. Your online persona has also developed a bit of an ego. That said, I think you are quite talented but still finding your way. Part of the problem is that your journey is on display for all to see, rather than in front of a nurturing teacher or mentor or people with helpful comments.

You say you arenít a sex blogger now, yet in the past you have worn that label as a badge. Youíve said before that you just so happen to put your personal thoughts and feelings into a public domain. Please understand that this opens you up to criticism: people who disagree with your lifestyle, people who are jealous, people who are just mean-spirited to begin with, etc. Notoriety comes with a gamut of responses.

Iím sure youíre aware of all this. But I just wanted to add my two cents.

Also, those racist comments are completely out of line and despicable. Iím sorry you had to deal with those.

Comment by emmy ó January 25, 2007 @ 1:26 am



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481496)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: The Great Wide Open

Jiamie Chen > This bitch...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481524)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: [officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]

We need Call me Ishmael to write something on her comments section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481482)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,. (Meghan Fitzpatrick, UVa '04)


I'm so proud of you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481537)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:54 AM
Author: [officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]

xoxo is like a group of insane, caged animals constantly fighting each other. But when someone from outside opens the cage, they all team up and focus the insanity on that one person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481588)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:55 AM
Author: ....,...,...,.,...,.,..,.,..,...,...,.,,.,...,


This made me lol, funny and true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481593)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:32 AM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

check out this exchange from her comments. the video almost made me piss myself.

----

You still look like Hervé Villechaize.

Comment by Paco McDooby ó January 25, 2007 @ 1:58 am

Iím not saying that I agree with Paco McDooby, but watching this video in light of whatís happening with your blog made me laugh a lot.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2172241991909590423&q=Herv%C3%A9+Villechaize&hl=en



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481769)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: nigger dood

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481779)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:37 AM
Author: [officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481783)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:42 AM
Author: cubicle

brilliant. genius. stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481988)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

we only fight among one another to keep our skills sharp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481743)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:37 AM
Author: [officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481786)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:56 AM
Author: us versus them

well, at least she has achieve one thing that's somewhat noteworthy, which is being FAT and FLAT at the same time.

thank god most Asian girls are anorexic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481595)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: comboverman
Subject: what's funny

yah, her blog is annoying, and she's modeled her life after sex and the city, and so on. but what's funny is that half the guys here who are making fun of her looks are probably fat and ugly themselves =) stop talking shit and go get laid then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481725)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

they don't write books. and, as has been mentioned already, it's not hard for a chick to get sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481778)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: larsd

lets be serious. no one here goes around talking about how hot they are, or posts ugly pictures with the caption, "this is to show that i'm hot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481797)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:42 AM
Author: Whosekebe

"hear"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481805)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:38 AM
Author: Asian Power

Wow, you stupid crackers were right, you guys really do get all the hot asian girls. LOL!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481790)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: Americanski (20,000 leagues under the median)

Has anyone said "Harvard best in Asia" yet? Even once? Sometimes it seems like our traditions are dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481794)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:43 AM
Author: [officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]

good call, that's an oldie though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481807)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:44 AM
Author: F.I.S.T. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077531/)

I posted a reminder that asians are magical...sorry...i'll try to do better next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481809)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:47 AM
Author: Whosekebe

She took down her response. we win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481816)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:47 AM
Author: boudoir

she deleted it....

Well, someones already left her a nice comment on her new post:

Yea, I disagree with the racist comments, but I think the fact remains that you are:

a) physically unappealing to the majority of men for any purpose other than instant physical gratification

b) incredibly oblivious to the concept of restraint or good sense

c) absurdly hypocritical and incapable of facing the truth (I'm OCD about sexual protection...except for that time a guy fucked me and left the used condom in me for 24 hours. I'm not an immoral person...except for when i have to kick a guy out so i can clean my room before fucking another one a few hours later.)

d) unlikely to realize any of this for a very long time.

I think it's a shame that you act this way, and I feel bad for you and most especially, your family. Best of luck in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481818)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Whosekebe

"except for that time a guy fucked me and left the used condom in me for 24 hours."

link, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481832)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: boudoir

Filed under: Sex, Blogging, Life ó Elle October 1, 2006 @ 3:24 pm

During my interview with the Crimson, the reporter asked if I ever fictionalized entries on this blog. I admitted to dramatizing conversations but never outright fabricating events or people. Besides, Iím no good at fiction, and often times, real life is stranger than anything I could ever invent. An incident this morning proves my point. Even for the girl whoís done everything, this was certainly a new experience.

Disclaimer: If youíre squeamish, stop reading right this second.

So Iím going about my business in the pseudo privacy of my bathroom stall, when I feel a funny, wriggly sensation down there. PLOP! I look down and itís a Ö condom?! Scrunched up and floating in my toilet bowl, itís definitely a condom.

What. The. Fuck. The only explanation I can think of is that in the middle of really drunk sex, we lost track of one of the condoms used. And it just went unnoticed for the next 24 hours until my vagina expelled the unwelcome intruder.

I reported the strange occurence to my blockmates, who reacted with memorable facial expressions and speechlessness. Iím sure I currently have readers squirming in their seats and/or informing their roommates of the Mather girl who found a condom in herself.

Clearly, I have no shame. Like I said, thereís no way I could make this shit up. Welcome to my life.

http://sexandtheivy.com/2006/10/01/welcome-to-my-life/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481851)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Whosekebe

HARVARD??!? WTFFFF?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481859)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: ....,...,...,.,...,.,..,.,..,...,...,.,,.,...,


harvard girls like to fuck too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481861)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:00 AM
Author: boudoir

and are dumber than a fetus with down syndrome too, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481867)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: ....,...,...,.,...,.,..,.,..,...,...,.,,.,...,


well she does have a 'giner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481871)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: A horse walks into akbar

looks like she deleted the post, but this thread gets a 180 regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481822)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: Whosekebe

Not sure why you just deleted the post about the xoxo peopleÖyea, I disagree with the racist comments, but I think the fact remains that you are:

a) physically unappealing to the majority of men for any purpose other than instant physical gratification

b) incredibly oblivious to the concept of restraint or good sense

c) absurdly hypocritical and incapable of facing the truth (Iím OCD about sexual protectionÖexcept for that time a guy fucked me and left the used condom in me for 24 hours. Iím not an immoral personÖexcept for when i have to kick a guy out so i can clean my room before fucking another one a few hours later.)

d) unlikely to realize any of this for a very long time.

I think itís a shame that you act this way, and I feel bad for you and most especially, your family. Best of luck in the future.

Comment by Marcoooooo ó January 25, 2007

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481823)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:51 AM
Author: %\\

DAMMIT! i was just about to compliment her on her great performance in fantasy island with richard montalban

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8534/fis0102l2hx1ht.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481826)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:58 AM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

you tried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481854)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:44 AM
Author: cubicle

A for effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482000)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:51 AM
Author: A man of one word.

EWWWWWW!!!!!

This chick is average at best, there are much better looking asian chicks in Flushing in Queens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481828)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: Whosekebe

http://sexandtheivy.com/images/IMG_2822.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481838)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: boudoir

oh god.

fat face

pooch

fat legs

fucked up looking knees

flabby arms

odd breasts

awful personality

GAPING WIDESET VAGINA

there are no redeeming characteristics about this girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481846)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:12 AM
Author: larsd

gaping wideset vagina: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481906)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:45 AM
Author: cubicle

she actually looks kind of good there except for the busted boyish looking face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482006)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:52 AM
Author: 174 (Destroyer of lives)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482031)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: ICE

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482042)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:57 AM
Author: 174 (Destroyer of lives)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482054)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:58 AM
Author: analthendump

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/images/2007/01/ivy10307.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481853)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:00 AM
Author: boudoir

aim = sexandtheivy

shes online now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481863)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:07 AM
Author: WhitePride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481890)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:26 AM
Author: Mike_Ditka

PLEASE tell me that somebody saved her blog entry about xo. I need to read this to truly appreciate the thread.

Do NOT tell me xo is slipping and that no one caputured it. Deeh, I'm looking at you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481938)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:26 AM
Author: %\\

now you have to register to add comments. that bitch was easy to steamroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481940)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:42 AM
Author: Emerson Borson

Yeah, that sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481990)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:45 AM
Author: cubicle

Date: January 25th, 2007 2:42 AM

Author: J. S.

Just as I found a great quote from Moby-Dick, too.

outted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482010)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:34 AM
Author: [officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]

post the moby dick quote anyway dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482117)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:45 AM
Author: Emerson Borson

Less swart in aspect, the companions of this figure were of that vivid, tiger-yellow complexion peculiar to some of the aboriginal natives of the Manillas;--a race notorious for a certain diabolism of subtilty, and by some honest white mariners supposed to be the paid spies and secret confidential agents on the water of the devil, their lord, whose counting-room they suppose to be elsewhere.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482131)





Date: January 25th, 2007 4:49 AM
Author: [officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]

nice

I need to read Moby Dick, it's probably the most epic English novel of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482178)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

What did the deleted post say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481948)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:33 AM
Author: WhitePride

what do you think of nonwhites like h slut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481959)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

it said we're terrible, racist people whose comments were uncalled for. then she quoted some stuff from this thread as examples of what terrible people we are.

she took a weak stab in an attempt to defend her actions.

she responded to some of our comments before deleting it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482012)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:56 AM
Author: us versus them

i didn't save it, it's probably in my temp file folder, but I don't know how to retrieve that stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482047)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:39 AM
Author: Mr. Wong Burger
Subject: XOXO tough love.

She's taken a vow of celibacy according to her most recent post. XOXO may have just saved this girl's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481975)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:54 AM
Author: 174 (Destroyer of lives)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482040)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:09 PM
Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,. (Meghan Fitzpatrick, UVa '04)


Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483140)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: 174 (Destroyer of lives)

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484982)





Date: January 25th, 2007 2:56 AM
Author: 174 (Destroyer of lives)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482051)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:00 AM
Author: %\\

don't forget to write LENA CHEN harvard 09 all over the shitbox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482058)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:02 AM
Author: Emerson Borson

174:

Please estimate how many lives you have destroyed.

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482066)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:09 AM
Author: 174 (Destroyer of lives)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482084)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:01 AM
Author: Mike_Ditka

Harvard does AA for Ewoks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482063)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: cubicle

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7485307)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: mick chuch

dang girls get sex so easily. she's 5'0" and ugly and said she had sex with a jason statham ringer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482087)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:16 AM
Author: mick chuch

HAHAHA EVEN 174 WHO IS A PATHETIC ASIAN FETISH DORK DOESN'T LIKE HER LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482098)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:34 AM
Author: us versus them

She could be an antidote to yellow fever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482116)





Date: January 25th, 2007 4:44 AM
Author: kubrickfan (Nixon in '08)

And people like me get made fun of for going to WUSTL?!?!?!

I've never had much respect for these ivy toilets, and this kind of shit is just totally fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482173)





Date: January 25th, 2007 4:48 AM
Author: [officially retired from this disgusting hellhole]

stfu kubrickfan

why do you even bother using that moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482177)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:36 AM
Author: Vector\'s semi-retired rectum (Vec)

GTO doesn't believe da plane!! da plane!! is a cumster, but I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482337)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:10 AM
Author: A horse walks into a bar (is not a GULC student, tyia!)

part of me is sad I missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482389)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:33 AM
Author: Whosekebe

as you should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482932)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:15 PM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki (DISH: is a faggot best served pwn3d)

why are you inbred faggots so obsessed with non-inbreds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483182)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: Sweep the Leg Johnny (it happies me to hear you say that.)

i almsot feel sorry for her. almost.

and why is it that some girls think that after they learn how to give a decent blowjob without feeling guilty they become certified sexperts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483267)





Date: January 25th, 2007 12:41 PM
Author: Always Subtracting Value

Because it means they now have career fallback options. These Harvard girls are smart....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483312)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: Cyrus
Subject: H chicks

I know some great people . . . smart, compassionate and good looking . . . who went to Harvard College. And then there are the Lena's of H. You'd be surprised at how many H grads amount to absolutely nothing.

As many have already observed on this board, her writing is trite and tired, and the content on her blog shows she's got extremely bad judgment . . . i.e., who posts this shit knowing how often employers look at blogs to see who the hell you are? I know a girl who with a rock star record from Stanford who got nixed by the consulting firms she applied to because of her "money" shots on Facebook. Trust me, a little cleavage is nothing compared to what's still on "Elle's" blog.

Nonetheless, with H degree in hand, perhaps she'll slip into iBanking or consulting or some other pre-fab job (yeah, I know, what could be more pre-fab than law), but would you really hire this girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483436)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: Sweep the Leg Johnny (it happies me to hear you say that.)

don't be a tease now. also, i think you have a pg definition of money shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483465)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:14 PM
Author: Cyrus
Subject: hey now

The Stanford friend got wise and took it all down. But since you asked, can I refer you to The Bastardly, one of my favorites:

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/01/25/the-bastardly-minute-with-karima-adebibe-in-the-wild-ow/#more-6108

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483492)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:21 PM
Author: Sweep the Leg Johnny (it happies me to hear you say that.)

much appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483530)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: Advocate
Subject: nice boobs though

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/274388898/in/photostream/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483418)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: Whosekebe

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483464)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Advocate

can you show me yours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483470)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:13 PM
Author: Whosekebe

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v52/1512/44/n523665506_1873.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483483)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:17 PM
Author: Advocate

nice, though maybe you should get a lift on your right boob. or is it the bra?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483512)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,. (Meghan Fitzpatrick, UVa '04)


Nice. ASL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483516)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:21 PM
Author: Advocate

her right boob is a little droopey though...other than that it's mighty fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483532)





Date: January 25th, 2007 1:47 PM
Author: Fuck Law School (suck my dick, assman)

ah, fuck me. 1st time in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483669)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:52 PM
Author: us versus them

hawter than pretzel!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484363)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

you have all done very well!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484291)





Date: January 25th, 2007 3:54 PM
Author: cassie

Did anyone SAVE THE POST SHE WROTE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484374)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:53 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7485273)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: horsee

saved on technorati though.

http://www.technorati.com/blogs/http%3A%2F%2Fsexandtheivy.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487598)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:17 PM
Author: pauliewalnuts
Subject: wtf

how long was it up for? im trying to figure out how i missed this... i was on and checking xoxo between like 9pm and 2 am last night....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7485662)





Date: January 25th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: cassie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484596)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:42 PM
Author: boudoir

ahahahahahahahaha this comment is the best:

"Donít listen to the haters. So what if you donít fit the stereotypical image of beauty? Guys wouldnít have sex with you if they didnít respect you as a person."

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/25/new-new-years-resolutions/#comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7486634)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:57 AM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (Dr. Cavalier302, Medical Physicist)


am i the only person here who would bang her? i'll admit that i would actively pursue her in a sober state of mind, but she seems like she'd be a fun person to meet at a party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487586)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:01 AM
Author: larsd

i'd fuck her if i was wasted. she's obviously easy and not completely terrible. would not bother if sober.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487591)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:02 AM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (Dr. Cavalier302, Medical Physicist)


yea. as if anyone here (with the possible exceptions of petro and tim smith) is batting anything better than tree fiddy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487596)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: larsd

the bitch does have an undeserved ego. its just pathetic when bitches mistake guys willing to fuck them while intoxicated to them being worth more than zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487603)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:07 AM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (Dr. Cavalier302, Medical Physicist)


i completely agree with you there. i agree with everything in this thread except for people denying any kind of desire to get down wit' dat azz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487609)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:14 AM
Author: WhitePride

some of us arent race traitors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487624)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: larsd

have u ever fucked a nonwhite bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487626)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:16 AM
Author: WhitePride

no, and i live in a highly nonwhite region.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487629)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:19 AM
Author: larsd

whose in ur region? mexicans? blacks? asians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487636)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:21 AM
Author: WhitePride

s tx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487644)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:22 AM
Author: larsd

damn; that explains everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487646)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:16 AM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (Dr. Cavalier302, Medical Physicist)


i'm part asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487631)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:17 AM
Author: WhitePride

lol sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487633)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:20 AM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (Dr. Cavalier302, Medical Physicist)


fuck you, cracker. i'm 100% white free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487641)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: larsd

it varies by picture. she has the same problem a lot of bitches have: she don't know which pictures are alrite and which are terrible. a few of her pictures are disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487625)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:17 AM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (Dr. Cavalier302, Medical Physicist)


true. but hang around her after you've been pounding natty for three hours and tell me you're not even somewhat aroused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487635)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:20 AM
Author: larsd

true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487643)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:20 AM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement

I would. she's just attractive enough, and then there's something about fucking a girl who's really into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487639)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:23 AM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (Dr. Cavalier302, Medical Physicist)


i suppose. i'm around significantly more attractive girls on a regular basis (lol i don't go to harvard lol), but at a party she'd probably be fine. and yea, i agree with you about being into the slutty part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487649)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:27 AM
Author: us versus them

Honestly no. She looks like my retarded cousin (male).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487658)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement

you're not cantonese then. they average around a 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487664)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: us versus them

She looks very Southern. I was gonna guess Malaysian/Filipino if I didn't know her last name was Chen.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487676)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:50 AM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement

she looks all cantonese in this one

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/84/269949835_19ac0de8d3_m.jpg

where's your family from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487681)





Date: January 26th, 2007 4:27 AM
Author: us versus them

I am Manchurian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487695)





Date: January 26th, 2007 6:34 AM
Author: larsd

what do manchurians look like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487805)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: us versus them

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchu

I get mistaken as Korean quite a bit... by other Koreans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488984)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:22 AM
Author: cassie

What is the difference in looks between someone who speaks Cantonese versus Mandarin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487871)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: larsd

cantonese are closer to the equator. usually darker skin/more tanned. they are also shorter in general. northerners are generally taller and paler. their facial features are a little different. the cantonese are basically an upgraded form of vietnamese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487875)





Date: January 26th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: bobbert

would?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487702)





Date: January 26th, 2007 4:51 AM
Author: boudoir

Guys wouldn't have sex with her if they didn't respect her as a person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487706)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:14 AM
Author: cassie

She said she was going to be celibate from now on and then 3 hours ago she posted this-->

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/26/forbidden-fruit-is-in-season/

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487866)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:23 AM
Author: larsd

the slut hasn't learned her lesson. she needs to be fucked with more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487872)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:24 AM
Author: cassie

less than 9 hours after declaring her new celibacy, she goes and fucks another guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487873)





Date: January 26th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Whosekebe

she even deleted the post where she pledged celibacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488261)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:18 AM
Author: cassie

goddamn she is ugly

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269936488/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269942398/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487869)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: ÜÜ

Disgusting. LOL at the comments from http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269936488/

BlackAndWhite000 says:

Yeah you should probably think about losing some weight or getting plastic surgery before you post any more of these repulsive photos.

youreapiggy says:

ur thigh is big as ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488279)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:01 AM
Author: A man of one word.

The sadness of this chick is that she is oblivious of the busted face that she has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488272)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:13 AM
Author: ÜÜ

So has this bitch been outted? Can we send this to her parents? ETC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488311)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: Whosekebe

Lena Chen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488668)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:35 PM
Author: this is (FLIPS, BLIPS & Lease Strips)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488818)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:14 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Are we sure it's even real and not a joke blog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488673)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: ÜÜ

TITCR, i think it is elaborate flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488812)





Date: February 7th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: analthendump

fwiw, she has a facebook profile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7558186)





Date: February 19th, 2007 1:35 PM
Author: -.-

& a Myspace profile

http://www.myspace.com/lenachen

...the captions on the "Prefrosh/Hot Photos" blog

were, IMHO, an omen of things to cum...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7630116)





Date: April 2nd, 2008 2:25 PM
Author: DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha

Hm...I wonder if "dad" is restauranteur George Chen.

Email: Cindy@shanghai1930.com

http://blogs.menupages.com/boston/2007/11/you_are_what_you_eat_the_stude.html

Name: Lena Chen

Age: 20

Occupation: Student/Blogger/Freelance Writer

Neighborhood: Harvard Square

"MenuPages: What's your favorite Boston restaurant?

Lena: Blue Fin in Porter Square, which serves up fresh and affordable sushi (without drinks, it's a challenge to go over $25/person). My dad owns three sushi restaurants in San Francisco and I've been eating it for years. If there's anything I've learned, it's that bargain sushi can be hit-or-miss, but overpriced sushi is almost always all hype and no bite. I'm picky about the quality of my fish (dining hall California rolls don't make the cut) and I can tell you that my under-$20 meals at Blue Fin trump the $100+ dates at Uni any night. (And for the record, that is a ridiculous sum to spend on a first date!)"

Hm...I wonder if "dad" is restauranteur George Chen.

http://www.shanghai1930.com/wsj/wsj.com.html

http://www.shanghai1930.com/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9568023)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: %\\

clearly, we need to start archiving her posts before she deletes them

Forbidden Fruit is in Season

Filed under: Sex, Kyle ó Elle January 26, 2007 @ 5:55 am

I answered the door in a t-shirt and boyshorts. ďHey,Ē I said to my curly-haired visitor.

He glanced up and shook his head at my (lack of) attire before managing a ďhiĒ with a smirk. It was 3 a.m. and there were no pretensions about why he was here.

Shortly after I ensured that he came with an alibi and condoms, we were wrangling each otherís shirts off, eager to finish the long cocktease I started the last time he landed late in my lap.

And then his phone rang. With mouth pressed against the back of his neck, I whispered, ďAnswer it.Ē

He glanced at the name and tossed the phone to the side, atop the small pile of clothing we had made. ďSorry,Ē he muttered. Within seconds, we were back at it. Grabbing, squeezing, breathing hard against each other.

I got on top and straddled him, half-playfully, half-aggressively. As I ran my fingers over his upper body, his torso twisted to follow the touch of my hand. Each graze of my mouth against his lower stomach elicited a gasp. I dipped my head and pulled down his jeans. He was wearing black boxer briefs, his erection perfectly outlined against the fabric. I turned my head to wrap my lips around his girth, the cotton acting as the only barrier between him and my mouth.

ďOh god,Ē he whispered as I following the length of his cock with my lips.. He was running his hands through my hair now, guiding me down. But I resisted the more he pushed. This is fun, I decided as I thumbed the tip of his erection. I was ready to finally deliver on my tease when his phone went off for the second time, emitting a low buzz as it vibrated over my carpet.

ďWell?Ē I asked expectantly.

ďIím so sorry,Ē he said, before reaching over to flip it open and answer.

It was his friend, inquiring about his whereabouts at a most inopportune time. He responded tersely, as I impatiently rubbed his shoulders.

ďIím sorry,Ē he said again when he hung up. I responded by tugging at his boxer briefs and revealing his cock inch by beautiful inch. I didnít know where to start so I decided to aim low and work my way up. I flicked my tongue against the soft flesh at the base and moved my mouth up his shaft, leaving a trail of wetness behind. He was breathing hard now, grunting softly until I finally closed my lips over the head of his cock, inciting a low and hard groan.

He let out another one ó more annoyed than turned on ó when his phone rang again for the third unwelcome time. ďWhat the fuck?Ē he answered.

While he talked to his pal, I had no intention of stopping the action on our end. I lowered my mouth over his cock and slid my lips over his shaft easily.

ďOh my god ÖĒ he groaned into the receiver. I was bobbing my head up and down while stroking his base with one hand. He lowered his head to look at me. ďFuck ÖĒ he said, still speaking into the phone. As I sped up my rhythm, he flipped the device shut ó his friend still on the line ó and watched me working his cock with my mouth. ďOh yeah, just like that,Ē he whispered. I sucked him off for a few more minutes before pushing him back on my bed and handing him a condom. I wanted to get fucked doggy style. In minutes, he had me on my knees.

- - -

As I straddled him in the afterglow of our encounter, I asked him what he wanted to be called on my blog if he ever warranted a mention. This was the first time I offered such a courtesy to anyone ó close friends included, much less casual hookups. My hands tapping on his chest playfully, I waited expectantly for an answer. I already had a name in mind regardless but I was curious to hear what heíd say.

ďKyle,Ē he finally said after a few seconds of thought.

ďWhat?Ē I almost fell off my bed from shock. ďThatís exactly what I was thinking Ö did I already tell you?Ē

ďNo,Ē he replied casually. ďI just thought it was a good, simple name.Ē

ďThat is so weird,Ē I said.

I shook my head. I could hardly believe it. But then again, Kyle left me bewildered with just about everything.

[For the rest of the Kyle series: Part I, Part II, Part III, and Part IV]

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Comments (2)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488749)





Date: February 24th, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: -.-

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/02/24/party-log-casino-night-mather/

Reader Poll: Despite the pseudonyms, do you guys know who the boys and girls of this blog are? Just wondering about the visibility of recurring characters like Adia, Terra, and JB.

Hmmm...sounds like a challenge to me.

;)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7661095)





Date: February 7th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Lady in the Yellow Jacket \'08

updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7558110)





Date: February 19th, 2007 2:31 PM
Author: -.-
Subject: Update

She's got an "article" about Brazilian wax

http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1719937

Original, ay?

/s

Oh, yeah...at it looks like she had something

of a Kiwi Camara moment, editing a high

school rag, back in the day...

http://texasedequity.blogspot.com/2005/10/morphing-outrage-into-ideas.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7630406)





Date: February 24th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: The Great Wide Open

I LOLed reading this - seriously, out loud:

"This has got to be love. It's just got to be." Because really, if it's not love to have my cunt torn apart for non-life-threatening reasons, then tell me, what the hell is this elusive concept we call "love"?

also:

"Post-waxing, I left a hefty tip -- because really, who wants to touch that shit, especially my shit?"

*Especially* her shit indeed!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7661392)





Date: March 1st, 2007 10:57 AM
Author: -.-

You know why they made the movie "40 Days

and 40 Nights"? So. That. You. Don't. Have. To.

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/03/01/sexless-in-the-city/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/40_Days_and_40_Nights

/hollywoodminute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7690635)





Date: March 13th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: -.-

Update

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/magazine/articles/2007/03/11/close_for_comfort/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7748216)





Date: April 12th, 2007 8:29 PM
Author: -.-

Update:

Blog seems to have gone blank.

http://sexandtheivy.com/

Maybe she requires login now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7921070)





Date: April 12th, 2007 8:33 PM
Author: ...,,,.....,.......,,..,...,,.,.,.......,.....


uhhhhhh its showing up for me

last entry was 4/9....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7921084)





Date: May 21st, 2007 11:32 AM
Author: %^&$^*$%^

More updates...

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=634746&mc=11&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=630808&mc=4&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=634752&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=632913&mc=8&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=632330&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#8147589)





Date: February 24th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: Skaddenfreude

Wow, so fucking ugly. The Asian fetish in this country has become ridiculous to the point that it isn't even funny any more.

The fact that there are people out there like this bitch makes me incredibly sad. I might as well go out and get drunk now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7661191)





Date: February 24th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: The Great Wide Open
Subject: Serious self-esteem issues..

From her valentines day post: http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1718876

"Take into account my morbid obesity by Asian girl standards..."

"My hookup of choice has made the poor decision of spending the holiday with his girlfriend."

"But hey, Iíve got it fairly easy as the proud owner of two boobs and three orifices. If I spread Ďem, they will come Ö where theyíll come is another matter."

I think this last one qualifies as the definition of "cum-dumpster"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7661412)





Date: February 28th, 2007 10:35 AM
Author: -.-

The pick of her "biting into a cheesesteak" at

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/02/03/the-city-of-brotherly-love/

*definitely* has photoshopping potential.

Just sayin'....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7683864)





Date: February 28th, 2007 10:42 AM
Author: Oxford Troll (Ozzie Guillen for President)

Glad to see this worthless thread about an ignorant cunt still going strong. This is like XOXO's Anna Nicole!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7683890)





Date: February 28th, 2007 10:42 AM
Author: -.-
Subject: Lent Lena

From the Lent post http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1721023

"A reporter from The Harvard Crimson calls me for an interview about my opinion on the new campus abstinence movement. Apparently, writing about sex makes me an authority on it (Do I have a future as a professional talking head or what?)"

"Talking"? No. "Giving"? Oui.

--------------



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7683889)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:32 AM
Author: yuck_it_up

zing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#8151816)





Date: February 28th, 2007 12:00 PM
Author: RedBadgeofCourage

Why is she (a 19 year old girl) having sex with 30-40 year old men?

Scroll down to her adventures with "Sam" and their pic together.

http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/02/03/the-city-of-brotherly-love/

Does she not realize they are using her for sex?

__________________________________________________________

* Had a weekend affair with Sam ó acronym for Secret Agent Man. Adventures included: nursing mutual hangovers via afternoon coffee, attempting to eat dinner at 4pm (and mostly failing but settling on Indian), hitting on my bartender at Smokeís, consuming seven spiked Shirley Temples (my new favorite drink), trying to convince him to have sex in public after the alcohol took its toll, passing out with little recollection of my whereabouts, and having way too much sex (the afternoon, evening, the morning after Ö) He was fun, romantic, and a gentleman. Couldnít ask for a better or more well-endowed late-night escort.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7684188)





Date: March 1st, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

one day her half nude corpse will be found in the east river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7691782)





Date: March 13th, 2007 8:47 PM
Author: Skaddenfreude

Probably has issues with her father.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7749611)





Date: March 1st, 2007 1:57 PM
Author: bigbadwolf
Subject: Still my bitch...

http://paulie.walnutsack.googlepages.com/home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7691719)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:23 PM
Author: -.-

heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7722012)





Date: March 13th, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: ...,,,.....,.......,,..,...,,.,.,.......,.....


has superstudyasian asked her opinion of wgwag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7749716)





Date: April 12th, 2007 8:31 PM
Author: ...,,,.....,.......,,..,...,,.,.,.......,.....




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7921076)





Date: April 22nd, 2007 2:14 PM
Author: @323##322

I categorically object to sluts being called "sluts"

ceast and desist

tyia, bitches

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7980909)





Date: May 6th, 2007 8:35 PM
Author: -.-



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#8073520)





Date: June 6th, 2007 5:42 PM
Author: %^&$^*$%^

good times bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#8221990)





Date: January 6th, 2008 3:33 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

pwned

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6905/70919886cu8.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9121534)





Date: January 6th, 2008 6:21 PM
Author: Katzenbach

Lena Chen nude sex pictures:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=735470&forum_id=2#9115825

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9122280)





Date: January 6th, 2008 7:17 PM
Author: Githyanki

wow, i didn't realize NYCFan had competition as Harvard's most embarrasing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9122537)





Date: January 6th, 2008 7:19 PM
Author: .... ...... ....... ........

who the fuck is NYCFan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9122545)





Date: January 6th, 2008 7:24 PM
Author: Katzenbach

what the fuck are you talking about you D&D-playing fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9122563)





Date: April 7th, 2008 10:28 PM
Author: MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY!Ā ("Cajun style.")

Another update

http://lena-chens-newest-boy-toy-outed-patrick-hamm.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&mc=71&forum_id=2

http://lena-chens-sex-buddy-thrashed-in-lengthy-screed.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795732&mc=12&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9593946)





Date: April 8th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: danza\'s lap

i absolutely, totally LOL'd when the name "jiamie chen" caught my eyes.

abso fucking lutely.

at Penn Law now btw, so what's that all about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9595648)





Date: June 2nd, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: Patrick Hamm\'s sperm gagging on Lena Chen\'s spit

And no Lena Chen thread would be complete without the...

LENA CHEN BUKKAKE PIC!!1

http://boinkology.com/2008/05/27/whats-the-big-deal-about-a-little-jizz-on-the-lips/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9852263)





Date: June 11th, 2008 7:46 PM
Author: Michigan Guy

Sex and the Ivy--RIP??

http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/06/10/enough-now-here-is-the-truth/

Enough, now. Here is the truth.

Filed under: Blogging ó Elle June 10, 2008 @ 8:42 pm

toomuchawesome:

Will Harvard Turn Blind Eye to Patrick Hamm Case?

At Harvard, few have been hit by the urge to expose themselves than 20-year-old junior Lena Chen.

Over the past few months, Chen has blogged and twittered about a new man in her life: ďPatrick.Ē

When she started posting pictures of her beau, ďPatrickísĒ identity immediately became obvious: Patrick Hamm, who holds a Teaching Fellowship with Harvardís department of sociology.

Thatís when Chenís bloggings and twitterings added up to scandal.

Patrick Hamm teaches for the sociology department, where Chen is a student. Obviously, this violates Harvardís policy on ďUnprofessional Conduct Between Individuals of Different University Status.Ē

(via Alex)

I didnít expect anyone with any modicum of common sense to disseminate these rumors further than theyíve already been disseminated, but clearly I was wrong. Itís bad that completely anonymous strangers with no stake in my life have chosen to so thoroughly gut it and put it on display on my behalf. Itís worse that perfectly intelligent people believe what they say and encourage this rumor-mongering by reposting the defamatory content. You guys work for thisrecording. Donít you have to fact-check or something before you just post something to the Internet? Anyway, thatís enough, now. Iíve been ignoring this mess for two months and itís time for an explanation. A long one.

Even Julia Allison, who epitomizes the trials and triumphs of blogebrity, said after a tumultuous Tumblr run that ďnone of this has been worth it.Ē I donít know what Iíll eventually get out of Sex and the Ivy, or out of The Chicktionary for that matter, but Iím also reaching the point where I can no longer see any benefit to doing what I have been doing for the past 22 months. A book deal? A reality TV show? A job at some ďedgyĒ new media company too self-congratulatory to actually be edgy? None of these options ó and all of them have been offered ó are terribly interesting to me, perhaps because they require that I sacrifice my independence and creative control. What Iíd really like to do is to graduate and to become a nomad, to read what I want to read and to write what I want to write, and (most of all) to just be left alone, at least as far as my personal life is concerned.

That last thing has always been the problem from the beginning: people misunderstand my choice to reveal certain elements of my life. It does not entitle them to dig for the parts I do not share or to actively interfere in events that have nothing to do with them. Thatís why itís not worth it anymore, or at least, thatís why Iím approaching a point where things are no longer worth it. I used to get irritated by the harassing emails that ruined my day; I used to get angry when other people ó be they Gawker or my classmates ó just didnít understand me. But those things I eventually got used to. Something far more sinister is happening now, a line I didnít even know existed is being crossed, and it makes everything that has preceded it seem awfully trivial in comparison. I wrote in a letter to Kennedy recently:

I wonder, of course, if this is all worth it. I wonder this all the time, from the beginning really, since the stakes rose with every month and it seemed like any given moment in time was a huge risk, that that moment was really it, really as bad as it was going to get for me and was I in or was I out?

Well, nearly two years later, Iím pretty sure that that moment is, in fact, this one.

I started blogging publicly two years ago in August 2006. I had just been dumped by a Republican investment banker, was living at home in LA with my mother and then-14-year-old sister, and worked 40 hours a week at marketing and PR internships. Freshman year at Harvard sucked. I considered that summer recuperation. I was certain sophomore year would get better. I had, after all, just gotten out of my first adult relationship. Did I really need further preparation than that for my 19th year?

The answer was a resounding yes. I had no idea what my blog would turn into. People ask, ďBut you had to know. With a name like Sex and the Ivy, what did you expect?Ē Not this. Iím on the verge of 21 and this is not at all what I had in mind. Actually, I couldnít have predicted Year 2 of the Blogging Life even after Year 1. Because the first 12 months, bipolar and destabilizing as they were, were still exciting and educational once you subtracted the agonizing heartbreak and emotional dysregulation that came with dead-end boys and public scrutiny. The second 12 months? Pretty smooth sailing except for the nagging feeling that my world could crumble at any second. And it did. Once, twice, and again.

Two of those apocalypses have been blog-induced. The first was the naked photo debacle. The second has been the systematic deconstruction of my most recent relationship in online forums. Actually, ďsystematic deconstructionĒ sounds much too fair for the circumstances. It sounds like some of the commentary might even have merit. In reality, trolls on my blogs are accusing the guy Iím dating of sexual harassment, assault, and general unethical behavior despite having nothing to go on but a blog entry with a disclaimer. Patrickís identity (as in, pertinent information like his full name, address, and occupation) wasnít even public until someone conducted a witchhunt and posted that information on Juicy Campus. Up until then, the most I showed of him on my blog had been the back of his head. And then various gossip blogs were emailed about our supposedly illicit affair (luckily, they had the good sense to ignore these ďtipsĒ). The rumor mill continued churning. Posters on the notoriously defamatory AutoAdmit decided to dismantle his entire life, our entire relationship. They took my blog posts about aggressive, consensual sex to mean that I was being coerced or assaulted when Iíve never so much as fought with Patrick or heard him raise his voice. The funny thing is, no one is actually concerned about my well-being, even if they pretend as if this ďinvestigationĒ into my relationship is for my own good. How do I know their intentions? Well, for one, Patrick has received multiple emails telling him what an awful person he is. Iíve received nothing, and Iím supposed to be the grateful victim of this rescue effort. I ignored it all and assumed that anyone remotely relevant would never read the trash being written. Then the trolls began emailing people in Harvardís sociology department, people in the administration, people Patrick works with. Strangers I only knew through names on course catalogs and official announcements read skewed accounts that portrayed Patrick like a predator. I can deal with criticism. This is complete invasion of privacy. This is defamation.

Why the hoopla? He is a graduate student and he used to be my teaching assistant, which makes our relationship about as scandalous as a senior dating a freshman. Nonetheless, itís a fact that the Internet ate up, distorted, and spat back out. Google the mess. There are more pages than I care to read about this matter. This is the first time Iíve blogged about how we met or how we know each other. I assumed that doing so would just encourage rumors and inaccuracies, but now that things have escalated, thereís no reason to protect an open secret. So these are the facts: Heís 28, a Ph.D candidate in my department (sociology), and German by birth and citizenship. He owns a bulldog. He went to Yale. He used to lead my discussion sections and grade my papers. By the time we went out on our first date, itíd been months since he last did either. Far from punishing him, all university sources consulted in the ugly PR aftermath are on his side, have confirmed that he has broken no rules, and believe he probably has a case for libel. Contrary to internet speculation, he was not removed from the Graduate Student Council but resigned after a two-year term. His name is Patrick and the only error in judgment heís made in this entire ordeal is dating a girl who writes a blog with detractors vile enough to not just interfere in her life but also in his.

Is that enough? Hereís more: We met in 2006 during my sophomore fall. My best friend and I whispered about the cute TF in between taking lecture notes, but Patrick was just a distraction from my 10-11am on Mondays and Wednesdays, not an actual fixation. He never made a move on me when I was his student. He had a girlfriend and was, after all, my TF. It wasnít a possibility either of us considered. Our only personal interaction was office hours, where I first met his dog Hamlet. A year and a half later, neither ethical barrier remained. He found out about my crush by coincidence through a Q&A in The Crimson. Our first date was at The Beehive in Bostonís South End. I saw him again the next night. That first week, I spent four nights with him. And so on until we got to where we are now. What else? He makes me soy lattes in the morning. Half my life is currently stored in his basement. The only photos of us together are on Polaroids. We do grocery shopping at Delucaís on Charles Street. We give each other books to read. He met Kennedy when he visited Germany last month and held me the numerous times I cried about her this spring. He is an atheist. What more do you want to know? He takes photos of me with a Leica M6. His sister is an artist. Enough? Or more? How much am I supposed to give to prove there is nothing to hide?

I have a blog where I write more of the truth than most people are ever willing to admit, but whatever I keep private is construed as controversy and scandal. I canít date someone without being worried that his name will be published, and Patrick is not even the first to get ďoutedĒ. For all of the above reasons and many others, I see suicide on the horizon. Sex and the Ivy is not dead, but itís on its way there. Two weeks ago, Bluehost shut down Sex and the Ivy because my scripts were running inefficiently (whatever that means). Patrick twiddled on my control panel, upgraded my Wordpress, called customer service for me, and convinced them to put it back up again. The guy whose reputation Iím ruining helped me fix the website thatís made him infamous by association. Think about that for a second.

I donít know how many Patricks there are in the world, but Iím going to guess not many. And my friends? It might not seem too difficult to be buds with the local sex blogger, but acquaintances dropped like flies after I started blogging. Nowadays, I have a pretty good idea of who my real friends are, and their job is not easy. So Iím tired of making their lives even harder. Iím tired of making my own life harder. Iím tired of the word ďlibelĒ in bed, of forwarding each other defamatory emails and links, of discussing ďlegal optionsĒ over dinner. Iím tired of having to check Google alerts on his name. Iím not a masochist, and Iím certainly not a sadist. I canít give anything anymore because people then expect everything. Iíll always write but I doubt Lena the Sex Blogger will survive the year, and as far as suicides go, this is one that will hardly be mourned.

I told him in the very beginning that I didnít want to make his life complicated. I tried to explain about my blog, about the drama that had already ensued. He didnít believe that it could get so bad. ďWhat are you,Ē he teased. ďLike E-list celebrity?Ē I laughed. I agreed it was ludicrous. But Iíd been in the game long enough to know that people fixate on the most asinine things. I prepared him for the worst case scenario, but no amount of preparation could ready someone for the type of fallout that occurred here. If he left, it would be easy for me to be sad or bitter and to blame my blog for ruining my life. But he hasnít left and if he does, it wonít be because of this. And so I find myself with an odd kind of burden. I canít simply be sad or bitter. I have to do everything I can to make things as right as possible. Because caring about me is far harder than it should be, and yet still, he makes me soy lattes in the morning.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9881538)





Date: June 11th, 2008 9:20 PM
Author: ipodsmack

This is why I love xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9881725)





Date: June 12th, 2008 3:20 PM
Author: Deanthrobbie

with ED a close second

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Patrick_Hamm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9884037)