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Date: January 24th, 2007 4:51 PM Author: jet-lagged center nowag
that chick is not hot, if that's her in the flickr group
Lucky for her there's a lot of creepy white dudes with anime fetishes at big H
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479438) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 4:54 PM Author: pearl casino
She's an average-looking azn girl but has fucked tons of white guys. She lists them here:
http://sexandtheivy.com/cast-of-characters/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479454) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 5:05 PM Author: pearl casino
and the sad thing is the bitch seems to think she's hot (she's trying to imply it anyway)--> "To showcase my assets, this picture has been taken just for the occasion —must prove that I’m not hideous after all. Do you see the amount of Crimson in this photo? I’m so full of school spirit I could burst."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479538)
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Date: January 25th, 2007 12:04 AM Author: Fear-inspiring gay wizard nursing home
she's also full of semen in her little mouth that its coming out her years.
enjoy AIDS, elle!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481365) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 11:27 PM Author: Fear-inspiring gay wizard nursing home
i wonder what stds she has?
i am sure some hobos who cleaned out goodwill have rammed her hard
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481101) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 11:36 AM Author: 180 famous landscape painting affirmative action
Why would anyone pay $50 when she's giving it for free? Come to think of it, why would anyone take her even at no charge?
Most importantly, who do people have to fight?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482944) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 4:52 PM Author: vigorous halford
Da plane!! Da plane!!
http://www.madcowprod.com/fi04.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479445) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 5:06 PM Author: pearl casino
In the section, "Boy Toys" she talks about all the big white cocks she's encountered
http://sexandtheivy.com/cast-of-characters/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479552) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 5:21 PM Author: sinister idea he suggested Subject: wow
Who are the H losers who have to lower themselves to this girl? You'd think good looking white dudes would have better opportunities, even at H.
If she's representative of what H has to offer, Stanford is orders of magnitude better.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479634) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 5:25 PM Author: plum thriller trump supporter hairy legs
aa admit from tonga?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479660) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 5:27 PM Author: Cracking magenta parlor persian
shes not much, but then again neither are the dudes shes with weither
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7479671) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 9:18 PM Author: Cracking magenta parlor persian
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480499) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 9:34 PM Author: Brass pit
Seriously, I fully support the female infanticides in Asia.
Fuck these Asian whores.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480561) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 9:46 PM Author: Idiotic Exciting Feces Roommate
This is what happens when you watch too much sex and the city.
I wonder how many years it will be before she starts to regret this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480628) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 9:48 PM Author: submissive clear sweet tailpipe athletic conference
i love how basically every azn girl thinks white dudes are huuuuuuge after they've been with a few. in my experience, this has actually been true. that said, this girl is an ugly slut and i wouldnt bone her but i would let her blow my huge white member.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480638) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 10:02 PM Author: federal arousing crackhouse fat ankles
damn, she is ugly. who would want to hear about sex from that cow?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480715) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 10:11 PM Author: Misunderstood Location
she's a fucking hideous monster
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480769) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 10:25 PM Author: soul-stirring citrine haunted graveyard
this bitch claims to be able to gauge the size of dude's erect dicks by copping a feel of their crotch trough the pants. sounds absurdly difficult of a dumbass asian ho to pull off.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480828) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 10:34 PM Author: floppy den mental disorder
Do you really think she's ugly?
http://sexandtheivy.com/about/
I think she's OK. Certainly not hot but not really ugly
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480865) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 10:35 PM Author: territorial sandwich
Her cheeks are out of proportion and make her look really weird. Other than that, she seems physically ok.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480868) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 10:41 PM Author: Beady-eyed Patrolman
has anyone stepped-up and sent this thread to her yet? better yet, to her parents?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480890) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 10:50 PM Author: floppy den mental disorder
Oh wow, it says she's Harvard '09. That means she's only a sophomore and has already fucked like 20 guys
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480934) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 10:51 PM Author: territorial sandwich
This is from her bio.
"After graduating from Harvard with her utterly impractical sociology degree, Elle plans on taking the unconventional, Bohemian route and freelancing for lifestyle magazines. She will write about sex, dating, and the misspent days of her youth. Cosmopolitan will reject her repeatedly. She will live in a “cozy”, vermin-infested Manhattan flat and her shopping budget will be severely reduced — but her soul will remain intact (unlike those of her i-banking peers). She will temporarily ditch writing long enough to find financial stability in the form of a corporate event planning business. She will opt for single motherhood because she inherited her own mother’s fiercely independent nature. Elle will write her memoir at age 40 after her candid column about making it in New York wins her fame for being her. Upon becoming a grandmother, her daughter will advise her to “put away the stilettos already.” She will staunchly refuse."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7480944) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 11:04 PM Author: umber public bath
i wonder so many women these days hold multiple random sexual partners to be an ideal. I can understand how this is so for men--we are genetically programmed that way. But women are not. Is this really want she wants or is she caught up on being chic? my money is on the latter, stupid bitch.
(and no, she's not ugly but she's not beautiful either.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481010) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 11:09 PM Author: plum thriller trump supporter hairy legs
would not hump.
and my standards aren't particularly high.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481028) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 11:26 PM Author: Fear-inspiring gay wizard nursing home
is there a email on her blog for us to tell her what a dog she is?
also, sex and the city has been done and it sucked. why does she think she is so creative for copying others work?
thats harvard for ya
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481082) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 11:28 PM Author: hyperventilating burgundy idiot hall
Jesus, she looks like a leukemia patient
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481106) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 11:31 PM Author: stirring godawful newt home
looks like a chipmunk.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481128) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 11:43 PM Author: Soggy church building
hey you assholes, she wrote about you.
http://sexandtheivy.com/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481202) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 11:57 PM Author: Fear-inspiring gay wizard nursing home
but she is fat and ugly. i mean dammit she's hideous.
its funny as she chooses to only comment on the racist posts vs. the ones that tell it st8 up. she's a dawg. i tell you what a escort could clean up in cambridge
also she writes a sex blog, a big part of sex is appearance or did her sociology degree not teach her this? what a poor dumb cunt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481313) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 12:02 AM Author: Fear-inspiring gay wizard nursing home
no we are being honest with her and telling it like it is.
the problem with people today is that 90% of them think they are hot shit. its more like 10%.
also, does the real carrie bradshaw know some fattie in beantown is copying her schtick?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481347) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 12:22 AM Author: sinister idea he suggested Subject: lol, viva la douchebag
Assholes? Even her ex-boyfriend agrees with much of what was written here. If this poor young girl thinks that her self-hating (yes, Asian girls who only date white guys have self-image problems) ways are doing anything but causing more emotional damage (see post about her father's emotional absence from her life), she's sorely mistaken.
As women get older, sexual history often becomes a deal breakder if a girl has been a bit of a skank . . . unless she's super hot. We can debate whether this is fair forever. But let's not pretend it isn't a reality. And this girl needs to hear it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481444) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 12:05 AM Author: Comical sienna boltzmann
"..the posts are written under names like “WhitePride” and “John McNigger.” "
LOL fucking classic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481373) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 12:26 AM Author: nudist mahogany forum ape
180 for dungeonmaster in the comments section:
Your Charisma is a mere 6, which is a fairly decent roll for a half-ogre. I am sure that you have more than made up for it with your Strength and (particularly) Constitution. It is great that you have manage to raise your Charisma score by wearing powerful magic items. Understand, however, that the current AD&D rules do not allow your item bonus to stack with your natural Leadership feat, which, for your Charisma score, should allow you to accept no more than 2 other adventurers into your party. The fact that you were able to accept as many as 6 or 7 adventurers instead points to the fact that you are probably wielding a magical item of tremendous powers. It should therefore come as no surprise to you that Chaotic adventurers from other planes are LARPing Shock effects while reading the many Scrolls containing your adventures.
Judge them not, brave one. Adventure in peace.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481459)
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Date: January 25th, 2007 1:11 PM Author: wonderful house-broken state
Wow.
Next. Fucking. Level.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483468) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 12:27 AM Author: nudist mahogany forum ape
180 for "jiame chen"
Hi hun-
You’re adorable and shouldn’t let these mean xoxo people get you down. I love your writing and think you’re super talented. When I was on the cheerleading team at Dartmouth, a lot of people gave me shit for getting acquainted with all the football and hockey players but I’ll always be proud of myself for taking advantage of my (o)(o) to the best of my ability. Be a strong azn girl and get all the white 8=====) you can!
toodles,
jiamie
p.s. are you a fan of black and decker irons?
Comment by jiamie chen
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481468)
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Date: January 25th, 2007 12:51 AM Author: hairraiser area corn cake
Seriously.
Quality.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481571) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 2:40 AM Author: alcoholic meetinghouse
Pure, unadulterated genius. The P.S. is a masterstroke.
Come out and take a bow, whoever did this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481983) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 3:01 AM Author: charismatic obsidian internal respiration bawdyhouse
srsly? i have haters?
edit: what did i do to piss you off?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482061) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 1:19 PM Author: wonderful house-broken state
Um.
Holy shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483524) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 12:28 AM Author: heady vengeful wrinkle
This comment is my favorite. The iron reference is key:
Hi hun-
You’re adorable and shouldn’t let these mean xoxo people get you down. I love your writing and think you’re super talented. When I was on the cheerleading team at Dartmouth, a lot of people gave me shit for getting acquainted with all the football and hockey players but I’ll always be proud of myself for taking advantage of my (o)(o) to the best of my ability. Be a strong azn girl and get all the white 8=====) you can!
toodles,
jiamie
p.s. are you a fan of black and decker irons?
Comment by jiamie chen — January 25, 2007 @ 1:11 am
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481473)
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Date: January 25th, 2007 12:34 AM Author: sinister idea he suggested Subject: ahhh, the voice of reason
Hey, Lena. Sometimes, I think you are a great writer. And sometimes, I think you are running out of topics to pen so you write sub-par entries. Your online persona has also developed a bit of an ego. That said, I think you are quite talented but still finding your way. Part of the problem is that your journey is on display for all to see, rather than in front of a nurturing teacher or mentor or people with helpful comments.
You say you aren’t a sex blogger now, yet in the past you have worn that label as a badge. You’ve said before that you just so happen to put your personal thoughts and feelings into a public domain. Please understand that this opens you up to criticism: people who disagree with your lifestyle, people who are jealous, people who are just mean-spirited to begin with, etc. Notoriety comes with a gamut of responses.
I’m sure you’re aware of all this. But I just wanted to add my two cents.
Also, those racist comments are completely out of line and despicable. I’m sorry you had to deal with those.
Comment by emmy — January 25, 2007 @ 1:26 am
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481496)
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Date: January 25th, 2007 12:42 AM Author: Bearded corner codepig
Jiamie Chen > This bitch...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481524)
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Date: January 25th, 2007 12:31 AM Author: nudist mahogany forum ape
We need Call me Ishmael to write something on her comments section
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481482) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 12:45 AM Author: Low-t keepsake machete hissy fit
I'm so proud of you guys.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481537) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 1:32 AM Author: plum thriller trump supporter hairy legs
check out this exchange from her comments. the video almost made me piss myself.
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You still look like Hervé Villechaize.
Comment by Paco McDooby — January 25, 2007 @ 1:58 am
I’m not saying that I agree with Paco McDooby, but watching this video in light of what’s happening with your blog made me laugh a lot.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2172241991909590423&q=Herv%C3%A9+Villechaize&hl=en
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481769)
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Date: January 25th, 2007 12:56 AM Author: Brass pit
well, at least she has achieve one thing that's somewhat noteworthy, which is being FAT and FLAT at the same time.
thank god most Asian girls are anorexic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481595) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 1:23 AM Author: insane supple psychic parlour Subject: what's funny
yah, her blog is annoying, and she's modeled her life after sex and the city, and so on. but what's funny is that half the guys here who are making fun of her looks are probably fat and ugly themselves =) stop talking shit and go get laid then
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481725) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 1:38 AM Author: Mint painfully honest garrison
Wow, you stupid crackers were right, you guys really do get all the hot asian girls. LOL!!!!!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481790) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 1:39 AM Author: Wild masturbator trailer park
Has anyone said "Harvard best in Asia" yet? Even once? Sometimes it seems like our traditions are dying.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481794) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 1:47 AM Author: magical institution
She took down her response. we win.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481816) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 1:47 AM Author: Sapphire tattoo
she deleted it....
Well, someones already left her a nice comment on her new post:
Yea, I disagree with the racist comments, but I think the fact remains that you are:
a) physically unappealing to the majority of men for any purpose other than instant physical gratification
b) incredibly oblivious to the concept of restraint or good sense
c) absurdly hypocritical and incapable of facing the truth (I'm OCD about sexual protection...except for that time a guy fucked me and left the used condom in me for 24 hours. I'm not an immoral person...except for when i have to kick a guy out so i can clean my room before fucking another one a few hours later.)
d) unlikely to realize any of this for a very long time.
I think it's a shame that you act this way, and I feel bad for you and most especially, your family. Best of luck in the future.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481818) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 1:52 AM Author: magical institution
"except for that time a guy fucked me and left the used condom in me for 24 hours."
link, please.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481832) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 1:57 AM Author: Sapphire tattoo
Filed under: Sex, Blogging, Life — Elle October 1, 2006 @ 3:24 pm
During my interview with the Crimson, the reporter asked if I ever fictionalized entries on this blog. I admitted to dramatizing conversations but never outright fabricating events or people. Besides, I’m no good at fiction, and often times, real life is stranger than anything I could ever invent. An incident this morning proves my point. Even for the girl who’s done everything, this was certainly a new experience.
Disclaimer: If you’re squeamish, stop reading right this second.
So I’m going about my business in the pseudo privacy of my bathroom stall, when I feel a funny, wriggly sensation down there. PLOP! I look down and it’s a … condom?! Scrunched up and floating in my toilet bowl, it’s definitely a condom.
What. The. Fuck. The only explanation I can think of is that in the middle of really drunk sex, we lost track of one of the condoms used. And it just went unnoticed for the next 24 hours until my vagina expelled the unwelcome intruder.
I reported the strange occurence to my blockmates, who reacted with memorable facial expressions and speechlessness. I’m sure I currently have readers squirming in their seats and/or informing their roommates of the Mather girl who found a condom in herself.
Clearly, I have no shame. Like I said, there’s no way I could make this shit up. Welcome to my life.
http://sexandtheivy.com/2006/10/01/welcome-to-my-life/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481851) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 1:49 AM Author: Adulterous hairless locus filthpig
looks like she deleted the post, but this thread gets a 180 regardless.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481822) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 1:49 AM Author: magical institution
Not sure why you just deleted the post about the xoxo people…yea, I disagree with the racist comments, but I think the fact remains that you are:
a) physically unappealing to the majority of men for any purpose other than instant physical gratification
b) incredibly oblivious to the concept of restraint or good sense
c) absurdly hypocritical and incapable of facing the truth (I’m OCD about sexual protection…except for that time a guy fucked me and left the used condom in me for 24 hours. I’m not an immoral person…except for when i have to kick a guy out so i can clean my room before fucking another one a few hours later.)
d) unlikely to realize any of this for a very long time.
I think it’s a shame that you act this way, and I feel bad for you and most especially, your family. Best of luck in the future.
Comment by Marcoooooo — January 25, 2007
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481823) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 1:51 AM Author: charismatic obsidian internal respiration bawdyhouse
DAMMIT! i was just about to compliment her on her great performance in fantasy island with richard montalban
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8534/fis0102l2hx1ht.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481826) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 1:51 AM Author: vermilion indirect expression faggot firefighter
EWWWWWW!!!!!
This chick is average at best, there are much better looking asian chicks in Flushing in Queens.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481828) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 1:56 AM Author: Sapphire tattoo
oh god.
fat face
pooch
fat legs
fucked up looking knees
flabby arms
odd breasts
awful personality
GAPING WIDESET VAGINA
there are no redeeming characteristics about this girl.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481846) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 2:00 AM Author: Sapphire tattoo
aim = sexandtheivy
shes online now.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481863) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 2:07 AM Author: Cracking magenta parlor persian
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481890) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 2:26 AM Author: razzle piazza clown
PLEASE tell me that somebody saved her blog entry about xo. I need to read this to truly appreciate the thread.
Do NOT tell me xo is slipping and that no one caputured it. Deeh, I'm looking at you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481938) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 2:26 AM Author: charismatic obsidian internal respiration bawdyhouse
now you have to register to add comments. that bitch was easy to steamroll.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481940) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 2:45 AM Author: alcoholic meetinghouse
Date: January 25th, 2007 2:42 AM
Author: J. S.
Just as I found a great quote from Moby-Dick, too.
outted?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482010) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 3:45 AM Author: territorial sandwich
Less swart in aspect, the companions of this figure were of that vivid, tiger-yellow complexion peculiar to some of the aboriginal natives of the Manillas;--a race notorious for a certain diabolism of subtilty, and by some honest white mariners supposed to be the paid spies and secret confidential agents on the water of the devil, their lord, whose counting-room they suppose to be elsewhere.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482131)
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Date: January 25th, 2007 4:49 AM Author: nudist mahogany forum ape
nice
I need to read Moby Dick, it's probably the most epic English novel of all time
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482178) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 2:30 AM Author: Translucent titillating station
What did the deleted post say?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481948) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 2:46 AM Author: plum thriller trump supporter hairy legs
it said we're terrible, racist people whose comments were uncalled for. then she quoted some stuff from this thread as examples of what terrible people we are.
she took a weak stab in an attempt to defend her actions.
she responded to some of our comments before deleting it all.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482012) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 2:39 AM Author: Idiotic Exciting Feces Roommate Subject: XOXO tough love.
She's taken a vow of celibacy according to her most recent post. XOXO may have just saved this girl's life.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7481975) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 2:54 AM Author: gold passionate stead jewess
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482040) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 2:56 AM Author: gold passionate stead jewess
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482051) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 3:02 AM Author: territorial sandwich
174:
Please estimate how many lives you have destroyed.
tyia
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482066) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 3:01 AM Author: razzle piazza clown
Harvard does AA for Ewoks?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482063) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 3:10 AM Author: walnut dashing stage
dang girls get sex so easily. she's 5'0" and ugly and said she had sex with a jason statham ringer.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482087) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 3:16 AM Author: walnut dashing stage
HAHAHA EVEN 174 WHO IS A PATHETIC ASIAN FETISH DORK DOESN'T LIKE HER LOL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482098) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 4:44 AM Author: splenetic adventurous pisswyrm
And people like me get made fun of for going to WUSTL?!?!?!
I've never had much respect for these ivy toilets, and this kind of shit is just totally fucked.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482173) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 4:48 AM Author: nudist mahogany forum ape
stfu kubrickfan
why do you even bother using that moniker?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482177) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 8:36 AM Author: vigorous halford
GTO doesn't believe da plane!! da plane!! is a cumster, but I do.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482337) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 9:10 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Turquoise Digit Ratio Lettuce
part of me is sad I missed this
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7482389) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 12:15 PM Author: Histrionic Nibblets Community Account
why are you inbred faggots so obsessed with non-inbreds?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483182) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 12:34 PM Author: Mind-boggling salmon box office
i almsot feel sorry for her. almost.
and why is it that some girls think that after they learn how to give a decent blowjob without feeling guilty they become certified sexperts?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483267) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: sinister idea he suggested Subject: H chicks
I know some great people . . . smart, compassionate and good looking . . . who went to Harvard College. And then there are the Lena's of H. You'd be surprised at how many H grads amount to absolutely nothing.
As many have already observed on this board, her writing is trite and tired, and the content on her blog shows she's got extremely bad judgment . . . i.e., who posts this shit knowing how often employers look at blogs to see who the hell you are? I know a girl who with a rock star record from Stanford who got nixed by the consulting firms she applied to because of her "money" shots on Facebook. Trust me, a little cleavage is nothing compared to what's still on "Elle's" blog.
Nonetheless, with H degree in hand, perhaps she'll slip into iBanking or consulting or some other pre-fab job (yeah, I know, what could be more pre-fab than law), but would you really hire this girl?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7483436) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 3:37 PM Author: Fear-inspiring gay wizard nursing home
you have all done very well!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484291) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 3:54 PM Author: pearl casino
Did anyone SAVE THE POST SHE WROTE?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484374) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 4:38 PM Author: pearl casino
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7484596) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 11:42 PM Author: Sapphire tattoo
ahahahahahahahaha this comment is the best:
"Don’t listen to the haters. So what if you don’t fit the stereotypical image of beauty? Guys wouldn’t have sex with you if they didn’t respect you as a person."
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/01/25/new-new-years-resolutions/#comments
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7486634) |
Date: January 26th, 2007 2:57 AM Author: Spruce Seedy Point
am i the only person here who would bang her? i'll admit that i would actively pursue her in a sober state of mind, but she seems like she'd be a fun person to meet at a party.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487586) |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 3:02 AM Author: Spruce Seedy Point
yea. as if anyone here (with the possible exceptions of petro and tim smith) is batting anything better than tree fiddy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487596)
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Date: January 26th, 2007 3:36 AM Author: Brass pit
She looks very Southern. I was gonna guess Malaysian/Filipino if I didn't know her last name was Chen.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7487676)
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Date: January 26th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: Brass pit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchu
I get mistaken as Korean quite a bit... by other Koreans.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488984) |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 11:03 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Bbw
Disgusting. LOL at the comments from http://www.flickr.com/photos/sexandtheivy/269936488/
BlackAndWhite000 says:
Yeah you should probably think about losing some weight or getting plastic surgery before you post any more of these repulsive photos.
youreapiggy says:
ur thigh is big as ham
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488279) |
Date: January 26th, 2007 11:01 AM Author: vermilion indirect expression faggot firefighter
The sadness of this chick is that she is oblivious of the busted face that she has.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488272) |
Date: January 26th, 2007 11:13 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Bbw
So has this bitch been outted? Can we send this to her parents? ETC?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7488311) |
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Date: February 19th, 2007 1:35 PM Author: Maize Cuckoldry
& a Myspace profile
http://www.myspace.com/lenachen
...the captions on the "Prefrosh/Hot Photos" blog
were, IMHO, an omen of things to cum...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7630116) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2008 2:25 PM Author: Balding Space Selfie
Hm...I wonder if "dad" is restauranteur George Chen.
Email: Cindy@shanghai1930.com
http://blogs.menupages.com/boston/2007/11/you_are_what_you_eat_the_stude.html
Name: Lena Chen
Age: 20
Occupation: Student/Blogger/Freelance Writer
Neighborhood: Harvard Square
"MenuPages: What's your favorite Boston restaurant?
Lena: Blue Fin in Porter Square, which serves up fresh and affordable sushi (without drinks, it's a challenge to go over $25/person). My dad owns three sushi restaurants in San Francisco and I've been eating it for years. If there's anything I've learned, it's that bargain sushi can be hit-or-miss, but overpriced sushi is almost always all hype and no bite. I'm picky about the quality of my fish (dining hall California rolls don't make the cut) and I can tell you that my under-$20 meals at Blue Fin trump the $100+ dates at Uni any night. (And for the record, that is a ridiculous sum to spend on a first date!)"
Hm...I wonder if "dad" is restauranteur George Chen.
http://www.shanghai1930.com/wsj/wsj.com.html
http://www.shanghai1930.com/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9568023)
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Date: January 26th, 2007 12:24 PM Author: charismatic obsidian internal respiration bawdyhouse
clearly, we need to start archiving her posts before she deletes them
Forbidden Fruit is in Season
Filed under: Sex, Kyle — Elle January 26, 2007 @ 5:55 am
I answered the door in a t-shirt and boyshorts. “Hey,” I said to my curly-haired visitor.
He glanced up and shook his head at my (lack of) attire before managing a “hi” with a smirk. It was 3 a.m. and there were no pretensions about why he was here.
Shortly after I ensured that he came with an alibi and condoms, we were wrangling each other’s shirts off, eager to finish the long cocktease I started the last time he landed late in my lap.
And then his phone rang. With mouth pressed against the back of his neck, I whispered, “Answer it.”
He glanced at the name and tossed the phone to the side, atop the small pile of clothing we had made. “Sorry,” he muttered. Within seconds, we were back at it. Grabbing, squeezing, breathing hard against each other.
I got on top and straddled him, half-playfully, half-aggressively. As I ran my fingers over his upper body, his torso twisted to follow the touch of my hand. Each graze of my mouth against his lower stomach elicited a gasp. I dipped my head and pulled down his jeans. He was wearing black boxer briefs, his erection perfectly outlined against the fabric. I turned my head to wrap my lips around his girth, the cotton acting as the only barrier between him and my mouth.
“Oh god,” he whispered as I following the length of his cock with my lips.. He was running his hands through my hair now, guiding me down. But I resisted the more he pushed. This is fun, I decided as I thumbed the tip of his erection. I was ready to finally deliver on my tease when his phone went off for the second time, emitting a low buzz as it vibrated over my carpet.
“Well?” I asked expectantly.
“I’m so sorry,” he said, before reaching over to flip it open and answer.
It was his friend, inquiring about his whereabouts at a most inopportune time. He responded tersely, as I impatiently rubbed his shoulders.
“I’m sorry,” he said again when he hung up. I responded by tugging at his boxer briefs and revealing his cock inch by beautiful inch. I didn’t know where to start so I decided to aim low and work my way up. I flicked my tongue against the soft flesh at the base and moved my mouth up his shaft, leaving a trail of wetness behind. He was breathing hard now, grunting softly until I finally closed my lips over the head of his cock, inciting a low and hard groan.
He let out another one — more annoyed than turned on — when his phone rang again for the third unwelcome time. “What the fuck?” he answered.
While he talked to his pal, I had no intention of stopping the action on our end. I lowered my mouth over his cock and slid my lips over his shaft easily.
“Oh my god …” he groaned into the receiver. I was bobbing my head up and down while stroking his base with one hand. He lowered his head to look at me. “Fuck …” he said, still speaking into the phone. As I sped up my rhythm, he flipped the device shut — his friend still on the line — and watched me working his cock with my mouth. “Oh yeah, just like that,” he whispered. I sucked him off for a few more minutes before pushing him back on my bed and handing him a condom. I wanted to get fucked doggy style. In minutes, he had me on my knees.
- - -
As I straddled him in the afterglow of our encounter, I asked him what he wanted to be called on my blog if he ever warranted a mention. This was the first time I offered such a courtesy to anyone — close friends included, much less casual hookups. My hands tapping on his chest playfully, I waited expectantly for an answer. I already had a name in mind regardless but I was curious to hear what he’d say.
“Kyle,” he finally said after a few seconds of thought.
“What?” I almost fell off my bed from shock. “That’s exactly what I was thinking … did I already tell you?”
“No,” he replied casually. “I just thought it was a good, simple name.”
“That is so weird,” I said.
I shook my head. I could hardly believe it. But then again, Kyle left me bewildered with just about everything.
[For the rest of the Kyle series: Part I, Part II, Part III, and Part IV]
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Date: February 24th, 2007 2:40 PM Author: Maize Cuckoldry
http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/02/24/party-log-casino-night-mather/
Reader Poll: Despite the pseudonyms, do you guys know who the boys and girls of this blog are? Just wondering about the visibility of recurring characters like Adia, Terra, and JB.
Hmmm...sounds like a challenge to me.
;)
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Date: February 7th, 2007 12:02 AM Author: Concupiscible iridescent associate
updates?
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Date: February 24th, 2007 3:44 PM Author: Bearded corner codepig
I LOLed reading this - seriously, out loud:
"This has got to be love. It's just got to be." Because really, if it's not love to have my cunt torn apart for non-life-threatening reasons, then tell me, what the hell is this elusive concept we call "love"?
also:
"Post-waxing, I left a hefty tip -- because really, who wants to touch that shit, especially my shit?"
*Especially* her shit indeed!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#7661392)
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Date: April 12th, 2007 8:29 PM Author: Maize Cuckoldry
Update:
Blog seems to have gone blank.
http://sexandtheivy.com/
Maybe she requires login now.
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Date: April 12th, 2007 8:33 PM Author: Spectacular Lavender Abode Twinkling Uncleanness
uhhhhhh its showing up for me
last entry was 4/9....
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Date: February 24th, 2007 3:00 PM Author: Galvanic volcanic crater spot
Wow, so fucking ugly. The Asian fetish in this country has become ridiculous to the point that it isn't even funny any more.
The fact that there are people out there like this bitch makes me incredibly sad. I might as well go out and get drunk now.
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Date: February 24th, 2007 3:49 PM Author: Bearded corner codepig Subject: Serious self-esteem issues..
From her valentines day post: http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1718876
"Take into account my morbid obesity by Asian girl standards..."
"My hookup of choice has made the poor decision of spending the holiday with his girlfriend."
"But hey, I’ve got it fairly easy as the proud owner of two boobs and three orifices. If I spread ‘em, they will come … where they’ll come is another matter."
I think this last one qualifies as the definition of "cum-dumpster"
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Date: February 28th, 2007 10:42 AM Author: Maize Cuckoldry Subject: Lent Lena
From the Lent post http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1721023
"A reporter from The Harvard Crimson calls me for an interview about my opinion on the new campus abstinence movement. Apparently, writing about sex makes me an authority on it (Do I have a future as a professional talking head or what?)"
"Talking"? No. "Giving"? Oui.
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Date: February 28th, 2007 12:00 PM Author: Transparent Range
Why is she (a 19 year old girl) having sex with 30-40 year old men?
Scroll down to her adventures with "Sam" and their pic together.
http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/02/03/the-city-of-brotherly-love/
Does she not realize they are using her for sex?
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* Had a weekend affair with Sam — acronym for Secret Agent Man. Adventures included: nursing mutual hangovers via afternoon coffee, attempting to eat dinner at 4pm (and mostly failing but settling on Indian), hitting on my bartender at Smoke’s, consuming seven spiked Shirley Temples (my new favorite drink), trying to convince him to have sex in public after the alcohol took its toll, passing out with little recollection of my whereabouts, and having way too much sex (the afternoon, evening, the morning after …) He was fun, romantic, and a gentleman. Couldn’t ask for a better or more well-endowed late-night escort.
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Date: March 13th, 2007 9:19 PM Author: Spectacular Lavender Abode Twinkling Uncleanness
has superstudyasian asked her opinion of wgwag?
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Date: April 22nd, 2007 2:14 PM Author: Out-of-control Azure Address
I categorically object to sluts being called "sluts"
ceast and desist
tyia, bitches
:-)
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Date: May 6th, 2007 8:35 PM Author: Maize Cuckoldry
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Date: June 6th, 2007 5:42 PM Author: Apoplectic elastic band national
good times bump
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Date: January 6th, 2008 7:17 PM Author: lascivious juggernaut
wow, i didn't realize NYCFan had competition as Harvard's most embarrasing.
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Date: April 8th, 2008 6:26 AM Author: Electric haunting hell
i absolutely, totally LOL'd when the name "jiamie chen" caught my eyes.
abso fucking lutely.
at Penn Law now btw, so what's that all about?
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Date: June 11th, 2008 7:46 PM Author: Ruby Plaza
Sex and the Ivy--RIP??
http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/06/10/enough-now-here-is-the-truth/
Enough, now. Here is the truth.
Filed under: Blogging — Elle June 10, 2008 @ 8:42 pm
toomuchawesome:
Will Harvard Turn Blind Eye to Patrick Hamm Case?
At Harvard, few have been hit by the urge to expose themselves than 20-year-old junior Lena Chen.
Over the past few months, Chen has blogged and twittered about a new man in her life: “Patrick.”
When she started posting pictures of her beau, “Patrick’s” identity immediately became obvious: Patrick Hamm, who holds a Teaching Fellowship with Harvard’s department of sociology.
That’s when Chen’s bloggings and twitterings added up to scandal.
Patrick Hamm teaches for the sociology department, where Chen is a student. Obviously, this violates Harvard’s policy on “Unprofessional Conduct Between Individuals of Different University Status.”
(via Alex)
I didn’t expect anyone with any modicum of common sense to disseminate these rumors further than they’ve already been disseminated, but clearly I was wrong. It’s bad that completely anonymous strangers with no stake in my life have chosen to so thoroughly gut it and put it on display on my behalf. It’s worse that perfectly intelligent people believe what they say and encourage this rumor-mongering by reposting the defamatory content. You guys work for thisrecording. Don’t you have to fact-check or something before you just post something to the Internet? Anyway, that’s enough, now. I’ve been ignoring this mess for two months and it’s time for an explanation. A long one.
Even Julia Allison, who epitomizes the trials and triumphs of blogebrity, said after a tumultuous Tumblr run that “none of this has been worth it.” I don’t know what I’ll eventually get out of Sex and the Ivy, or out of The Chicktionary for that matter, but I’m also reaching the point where I can no longer see any benefit to doing what I have been doing for the past 22 months. A book deal? A reality TV show? A job at some “edgy” new media company too self-congratulatory to actually be edgy? None of these options — and all of them have been offered — are terribly interesting to me, perhaps because they require that I sacrifice my independence and creative control. What I’d really like to do is to graduate and to become a nomad, to read what I want to read and to write what I want to write, and (most of all) to just be left alone, at least as far as my personal life is concerned.
That last thing has always been the problem from the beginning: people misunderstand my choice to reveal certain elements of my life. It does not entitle them to dig for the parts I do not share or to actively interfere in events that have nothing to do with them. That’s why it’s not worth it anymore, or at least, that’s why I’m approaching a point where things are no longer worth it. I used to get irritated by the harassing emails that ruined my day; I used to get angry when other people — be they Gawker or my classmates — just didn’t understand me. But those things I eventually got used to. Something far more sinister is happening now, a line I didn’t even know existed is being crossed, and it makes everything that has preceded it seem awfully trivial in comparison. I wrote in a letter to Kennedy recently:
I wonder, of course, if this is all worth it. I wonder this all the time, from the beginning really, since the stakes rose with every month and it seemed like any given moment in time was a huge risk, that that moment was really it, really as bad as it was going to get for me and was I in or was I out?
Well, nearly two years later, I’m pretty sure that that moment is, in fact, this one.
I started blogging publicly two years ago in August 2006. I had just been dumped by a Republican investment banker, was living at home in LA with my mother and then-14-year-old sister, and worked 40 hours a week at marketing and PR internships. Freshman year at Harvard sucked. I considered that summer recuperation. I was certain sophomore year would get better. I had, after all, just gotten out of my first adult relationship. Did I really need further preparation than that for my 19th year?
The answer was a resounding yes. I had no idea what my blog would turn into. People ask, “But you had to know. With a name like Sex and the Ivy, what did you expect?” Not this. I’m on the verge of 21 and this is not at all what I had in mind. Actually, I couldn’t have predicted Year 2 of the Blogging Life even after Year 1. Because the first 12 months, bipolar and destabilizing as they were, were still exciting and educational once you subtracted the agonizing heartbreak and emotional dysregulation that came with dead-end boys and public scrutiny. The second 12 months? Pretty smooth sailing except for the nagging feeling that my world could crumble at any second. And it did. Once, twice, and again.
Two of those apocalypses have been blog-induced. The first was the naked photo debacle. The second has been the systematic deconstruction of my most recent relationship in online forums. Actually, “systematic deconstruction” sounds much too fair for the circumstances. It sounds like some of the commentary might even have merit. In reality, trolls on my blogs are accusing the guy I’m dating of sexual harassment, assault, and general unethical behavior despite having nothing to go on but a blog entry with a disclaimer. Patrick’s identity (as in, pertinent information like his full name, address, and occupation) wasn’t even public until someone conducted a witchhunt and posted that information on Juicy Campus. Up until then, the most I showed of him on my blog had been the back of his head. And then various gossip blogs were emailed about our supposedly illicit affair (luckily, they had the good sense to ignore these “tips”). The rumor mill continued churning. Posters on the notoriously defamatory AutoAdmit decided to dismantle his entire life, our entire relationship. They took my blog posts about aggressive, consensual sex to mean that I was being coerced or assaulted when I’ve never so much as fought with Patrick or heard him raise his voice. The funny thing is, no one is actually concerned about my well-being, even if they pretend as if this “investigation” into my relationship is for my own good. How do I know their intentions? Well, for one, Patrick has received multiple emails telling him what an awful person he is. I’ve received nothing, and I’m supposed to be the grateful victim of this rescue effort. I ignored it all and assumed that anyone remotely relevant would never read the trash being written. Then the trolls began emailing people in Harvard’s sociology department, people in the administration, people Patrick works with. Strangers I only knew through names on course catalogs and official announcements read skewed accounts that portrayed Patrick like a predator. I can deal with criticism. This is complete invasion of privacy. This is defamation.
Why the hoopla? He is a graduate student and he used to be my teaching assistant, which makes our relationship about as scandalous as a senior dating a freshman. Nonetheless, it’s a fact that the Internet ate up, distorted, and spat back out. Google the mess. There are more pages than I care to read about this matter. This is the first time I’ve blogged about how we met or how we know each other. I assumed that doing so would just encourage rumors and inaccuracies, but now that things have escalated, there’s no reason to protect an open secret. So these are the facts: He’s 28, a Ph.D candidate in my department (sociology), and German by birth and citizenship. He owns a bulldog. He went to Yale. He used to lead my discussion sections and grade my papers. By the time we went out on our first date, it’d been months since he last did either. Far from punishing him, all university sources consulted in the ugly PR aftermath are on his side, have confirmed that he has broken no rules, and believe he probably has a case for libel. Contrary to internet speculation, he was not removed from the Graduate Student Council but resigned after a two-year term. His name is Patrick and the only error in judgment he’s made in this entire ordeal is dating a girl who writes a blog with detractors vile enough to not just interfere in her life but also in his.
Is that enough? Here’s more: We met in 2006 during my sophomore fall. My best friend and I whispered about the cute TF in between taking lecture notes, but Patrick was just a distraction from my 10-11am on Mondays and Wednesdays, not an actual fixation. He never made a move on me when I was his student. He had a girlfriend and was, after all, my TF. It wasn’t a possibility either of us considered. Our only personal interaction was office hours, where I first met his dog Hamlet. A year and a half later, neither ethical barrier remained. He found out about my crush by coincidence through a Q&A in The Crimson. Our first date was at The Beehive in Boston’s South End. I saw him again the next night. That first week, I spent four nights with him. And so on until we got to where we are now. What else? He makes me soy lattes in the morning. Half my life is currently stored in his basement. The only photos of us together are on Polaroids. We do grocery shopping at Deluca’s on Charles Street. We give each other books to read. He met Kennedy when he visited Germany last month and held me the numerous times I cried about her this spring. He is an atheist. What more do you want to know? He takes photos of me with a Leica M6. His sister is an artist. Enough? Or more? How much am I supposed to give to prove there is nothing to hide?
I have a blog where I write more of the truth than most people are ever willing to admit, but whatever I keep private is construed as controversy and scandal. I can’t date someone without being worried that his name will be published, and Patrick is not even the first to get “outed”. For all of the above reasons and many others, I see suicide on the horizon. Sex and the Ivy is not dead, but it’s on its way there. Two weeks ago, Bluehost shut down Sex and the Ivy because my scripts were running inefficiently (whatever that means). Patrick twiddled on my control panel, upgraded my Wordpress, called customer service for me, and convinced them to put it back up again. The guy whose reputation I’m ruining helped me fix the website that’s made him infamous by association. Think about that for a second.
I don’t know how many Patricks there are in the world, but I’m going to guess not many. And my friends? It might not seem too difficult to be buds with the local sex blogger, but acquaintances dropped like flies after I started blogging. Nowadays, I have a pretty good idea of who my real friends are, and their job is not easy. So I’m tired of making their lives even harder. I’m tired of making my own life harder. I’m tired of the word “libel” in bed, of forwarding each other defamatory emails and links, of discussing “legal options” over dinner. I’m tired of having to check Google alerts on his name. I’m not a masochist, and I’m certainly not a sadist. I can’t give anything anymore because people then expect everything. I’ll always write but I doubt Lena the Sex Blogger will survive the year, and as far as suicides go, this is one that will hardly be mourned.
I told him in the very beginning that I didn’t want to make his life complicated. I tried to explain about my blog, about the drama that had already ensued. He didn’t believe that it could get so bad. “What are you,” he teased. “Like E-list celebrity?” I laughed. I agreed it was ludicrous. But I’d been in the game long enough to know that people fixate on the most asinine things. I prepared him for the worst case scenario, but no amount of preparation could ready someone for the type of fallout that occurred here. If he left, it would be easy for me to be sad or bitter and to blame my blog for ruining my life. But he hasn’t left and if he does, it won’t be because of this. And so I find myself with an odd kind of burden. I can’t simply be sad or bitter. I have to do everything I can to make things as right as possible. Because caring about me is far harder than it should be, and yet still, he makes me soy lattes in the morning.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2#9881538)
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Date: June 11th, 2008 9:20 PM Author: Appetizing pink multi-billionaire school
This is why I love xoxo.
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