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I listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate

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Wonderful Unholy Stead
  02/01/07
A+
flickering poppy shrine mexican
  02/01/07
fucking hilarious. nice job.
Carmine pontificating library azn
  02/01/07
I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative p...
orchid splenetic range
  02/01/07
Mostly a room full of semen and tears.
snowy appetizing dragon people who are hurt
  02/13/07
well done
curious community account incel
  05/17/07
I laffed.
concupiscible rigor internal respiration
  02/01/07
lol
Swollen Rigpig Circlehead
  02/01/07
lol
Motley new version cuck
  02/01/07
superb
Cerise Provocative Locale
  02/01/07
177
anal orchestra pit giraffe
  02/01/07
Instant classic.
Ruby clown
  02/01/07
lol @ semen and tears
green dilemma
  02/01/07
would read again.
chestnut halford
  02/01/07
lol
Fighting point
  02/02/07
a not so noble lie, but whatever works.
topaz hairy legs
  02/02/07
an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and sha...
Cruel-hearted dashing hell
  02/02/07
I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over th...
Mischievous depressive dysfunction
  02/02/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&for...
Cruel-hearted dashing hell
  02/02/07
Still funny.
sooty contagious legal warrant
  02/13/07
deserves a bump
aqua vibrant wagecucks ceo
  02/19/07
so funny
godawful digit ratio degenerate
  02/25/07
I laffed, but I'm drunk.
Misunderstood plum organic girlfriend
  02/27/07
Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said...
lake quadroon coffee pot
  02/27/07
bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, wor...
Fighting point
  03/07/07
I missed this, awesome
razzmatazz harsh institution faggot firefighter
  03/07/07
pure 180 bump.
Carmine pontificating library azn
  04/17/07
fair
Smoky kitchen
  04/17/07
wtf
Trip fuchsia toaster house
  04/17/07
Still a hizzla^hizzla.
unhinged roommate business firm
  04/27/07
...
odious center
  05/03/07
...
mustard school
  05/17/07
How in the world does this only have 32 responses?
snowy appetizing dragon people who are hurt
  05/17/07
any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of th...
razzmatazz harsh institution faggot firefighter
  05/17/07
titcr
Fighting point
  06/18/07
I just don't see the appeal.
multi-colored spot
  06/18/07
try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few m...
godawful digit ratio degenerate
  06/18/07
Me too!!!!!!!!
electric pungent son of senegal corn cake
  06/18/07
...
ungodly set becky
  06/19/07
Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of g...
yellow sex offender brunch
  06/19/07
TITCR
Sienna racy fanboi international law enforcement agency
  11/06/07
...
pink apoplectic police squad
  08/23/07
...
stirring hospital black woman
  11/06/07
i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in ...
glittery massive sweet tailpipe
  11/06/07
yeah it was something like by the end of the song there wher...
stirring hospital black woman
  11/06/07
is this song by christina aguilera?
glittery massive sweet tailpipe
  11/06/07
oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo it s...
glittery massive sweet tailpipe
  11/06/07
bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates
primrose turdskin lodge
  11/22/07
180
arousing lemon home
  11/22/07
180
Insane senate nowag
  11/22/07
wtf is the matter with you editing assholes? would da vinci...
godawful digit ratio degenerate
  01/04/08
didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just ...
Razzle-dazzle Drab Marketing Idea
  01/04/08
http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beau...
fishy plaza dopamine
  01/04/08
WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing ver...
sooty contagious legal warrant
  05/02/08
ty
Greedy Excitant National Security Agency
  05/02/08
...
Hot Chad
  09/22/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Unholy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525700)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: flickering poppy shrine mexican

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525707)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Carmine pontificating library azn

fucking hilarious. nice job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525719)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:22 PM
Author: orchid splenetic range

I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative process that spawned this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525742)





Date: February 13th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: snowy appetizing dragon people who are hurt

Mostly a room full of semen and tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599348)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: curious community account incel

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133298)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: concupiscible rigor internal respiration

I laffed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525706)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Swollen Rigpig Circlehead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525724)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Motley new version cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525729)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: Cerise Provocative Locale

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525767)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: anal orchestra pit giraffe

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525772)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: Ruby clown

Instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525782)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: green dilemma

lol @ semen and tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525944)





Date: February 1st, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: chestnut halford

would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525988)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: Fighting point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530157)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: topaz hairy legs

a not so noble lie, but whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530223)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted dashing hell

an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and shame that fills every male immediately after those few briefs moments of self-pleasure. kudos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530233)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: Mischievous depressive dysfunction

I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over this. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted dashing hell

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530248)





Date: February 13th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: sooty contagious legal warrant

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599159)





Date: February 19th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: aqua vibrant wagecucks ceo

deserves a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7629785)





Date: February 25th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: godawful digit ratio degenerate

so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7665813)





Date: February 27th, 2007 1:02 AM
Author: Misunderstood plum organic girlfriend

I laffed, but I'm drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7676234)





Date: February 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: lake quadroon coffee pot

Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said the best lube was tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7677290)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: Fighting point

bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720535)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz harsh institution faggot firefighter

I missed this, awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720543)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Carmine pontificating library azn

pure 180 bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946322)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Smoky kitchen

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946332)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Trip fuchsia toaster house

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946339)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: unhinged roommate business firm

Still a hizzla^hizzla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8014332)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: odious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8054989)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: mustard school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133275)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: snowy appetizing dragon people who are hurt

How in the world does this only have 32 responses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133433)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh institution faggot firefighter

any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133438)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: Fighting point

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271514)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: multi-colored spot

I just don't see the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271522)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: godawful digit ratio degenerate

try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few months. you should figure it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271542)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:24 PM
Author: electric pungent son of senegal corn cake

Me too!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271538)





Date: June 19th, 2007 5:43 AM
Author: ungodly set becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273241)





Date: June 19th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: yellow sex offender brunch

Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of geeks laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273281)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Sienna racy fanboi international law enforcement agency

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859640)





Date: August 23rd, 2007 1:49 PM
Author: pink apoplectic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8550629)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: stirring hospital black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859627)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: glittery massive sweet tailpipe

i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in addition to the thread title?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859710)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: stirring hospital black woman

yeah it was something like by the end of the song there where semen & tears on his chest. awesome stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859714)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: glittery massive sweet tailpipe

is this song by christina aguilera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859717)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: glittery massive sweet tailpipe

oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo

it starts out directly on point with the quickly whispered "don't look at me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859723)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: primrose turdskin lodge

bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926712)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: arousing lemon home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926719)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Insane senate nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926721)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: godawful digit ratio degenerate

wtf is the matter with you editing assholes?

would da vinci edit the mona lisa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112927)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Drab Marketing Idea

didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just happen in some stupid movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112932)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:42 PM
Author: fishy plaza dopamine

http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beautiful-when-i.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112951)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:28 AM
Author: sooty contagious legal warrant

WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing verbatim:

"i listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate...

by christina aguilara. By the end of the song my chest is just a pool of semen and tears."

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ OP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721307)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: Greedy Excitant National Security Agency

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721328)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: Hot Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#10185080)