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birdnorton  02/01/07
A+
D:  02/01/07
fucking hilarious. nice job.
Constantly Amazed  02/01/07
I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative p...
Neil Everett  02/01/07
Mostly a room full of semen and tears.
Dead Ledger Office  02/13/07
well done
Jay Sherman (now with more DRAGON WAR)  05/17/07
I laffed.
//..  02/01/07
lol
LeiTTTer  02/01/07
lol
David Carr  02/01/07
superb
C+C™  02/01/07
177
A horse walks into a bar  02/01/07
Instant classic.
Vector's semi-retired rectum  02/01/07
lol @ semen and tears
virgindood  02/01/07
would read again.
Ash J. Williams  02/01/07
lol
....,,,,,,....,,,,,..,,,,,,,,.......  02/02/07
a not so noble lie, but whatever works.
.....,..,...,,.,,...,,,...,..  02/02/07
an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and sha...
cubicle  02/02/07
I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over th...
akadunson  02/02/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&for...
cubicle  02/02/07
Still funny.
GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY  02/13/07
deserves a bump
Anon6356  02/19/07
so funny
fulano  02/25/07
I laffed, but I'm drunk.
uvaspacelaw2OO8  02/27/07
Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said...
Gratuitous Inc.  02/27/07
bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, wor...
....,,,,,,....,,,,,..,,,,,,,,.......  03/07/07
I missed this, awesome
done and done  03/07/07
pure 180 bump.
Constantly Amazed  04/17/07
fair
Carmello Anthony  04/17/07
wtf
AK47  04/17/07
Still a hizzla^hizzla.
Levi-Civita symbol  04/27/07
...
````````...........,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,.,,  05/03/07
...
........,,,,,,,.,.,,,,,.,,,,,  05/17/07
How in the world does this only have 32 responses?
Dead Ledger Office  05/17/07
any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of th...
done and done  05/17/07
titcr
....,,,,,,....,,,,,..,,,,,,,,.......  06/18/07
I just don't see the appeal.
rasqie  06/18/07
try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few m...
fulano  06/18/07
Me too!!!!!!!!
Man O' War  06/18/07
...
-tron-  06/19/07
Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of g...
Glib Psychiatrist  06/19/07
TITCR
Swanus  11/06/07
...
Big Big Big Big Big Nuts  08/23/07
...
Kim Jong-3L  11/06/07
i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in ...
hizzle  11/06/07
yeah it was something like by the end of the song there wher...
Kim Jong-3L  11/06/07
is this song by christina aguilera?
hizzle  11/06/07
oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo it s...
hizzle  11/06/07
bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates
lonestar  11/22/07
180
large-faced Korean girl vying for Prom Queen  11/22/07
180
Aldous Huxley  11/22/07
wtf is the matter with you editing assholes? would da vinci...
fulano  01/04/08
didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just ...
CBOMO  01/04/08
http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beau...
Hazelrah  01/04/08
WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing ver...
GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY  05/02/08
ty
five alive!  05/02/08
...
A. Incognito Johnson  09/22/08


Poast new message in this thread




Date: February 1st, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: birdnorton



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525700)




Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: D: (Hillary vs. Jeb '08)

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525707)




Date: February 1st, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Constantly Amazed

fucking hilarious. nice job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525719)




Date: February 1st, 2007 5:22 PM
Author: Neil Everett (HOWS IIIIITTTT)

I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative process that spawned this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525742)




Date: February 13th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: Dead Ledger Office (Rhymed with Jimonlello)

Mostly a room full of semen and tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599348)




Date: May 17th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: Jay Sherman (now with more DRAGON WAR)

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133298)




Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: //.. (turkish)

I laffed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525706)




Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: LeiTTTer ("ah yes, the bob loblaw law blog")

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525724)




Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525729)




Date: February 1st, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: C+C™ (Gonna Make You Sweat)

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525767)




Date: February 1st, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: A horse walks into a bar (is not a GULC student, tyia!)

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525772)




Date: February 1st, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: Vector's semi-retired rectum (Vec)

Instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525782)




Date: February 1st, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: virgindood

lol @ semen and tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525944)




Date: February 1st, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Ash J. Williams (Feeling good, Louis! (HomerJ))

would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525988)




Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: ....,,,,,,....,,,,,..,,,,,,,,....... (the kind you clean up with a mop & bucket)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530157)




Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: .....,..,...,,.,,...,,,...,..

a not so noble lie, but whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530223)




Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: cubicle

an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and shame that fills every male immediately after those few briefs moments of self-pleasure. kudos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530233)




Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: akadunson

I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over this. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244)




Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: cubicle

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530248)




Date: February 13th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599159)




Date: February 19th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Anon6356 (anon6356, slightly renamed)

deserves a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7629785)




Date: February 25th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: fulano

so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7665813)




Date: February 27th, 2007 1:02 AM
Author: uvaspacelaw2OO8

I laffed, but I'm drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7676234)




Date: February 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: Gratuitous Inc.

Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said the best lube was tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7677290)




Date: March 7th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: ....,,,,,,....,,,,,..,,,,,,,,....... (the kind you clean up with a mop & bucket)

bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720535)




Date: March 7th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: done and done

I missed this, awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720543)




Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Constantly Amazed

pure 180 bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946322)




Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Carmello Anthony (<Barbaro Riding Chris Reeves in Hell>)

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946332)




Date: April 17th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: AK47

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946339)




Date: April 27th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: Levi-Civita symbol (IM IN UR MATRICEEZ, CALCULATIN UR DETERMINANTZ)

Still a hizzla^hizzla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8014332)




Date: May 3rd, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: ````````...........,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,.,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8054989)




Date: May 17th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,,.,.,,,,,.,,,,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133275)




Date: May 17th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: Dead Ledger Office

How in the world does this only have 32 responses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133433)




Date: May 17th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: done and done (Vanderbilt, actually)

any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133438)




Date: June 18th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: ....,,,,,,....,,,,,..,,,,,,,,....... (the kind you clean up with a mop & bucket)

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271514)




Date: June 18th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: rasqie

I just don't see the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271522)




Date: June 18th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: fulano ("one")

try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few months. you should figure it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271542)




Date: June 18th, 2007 8:24 PM
Author: Man O' War

Me too!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271538)




Date: June 19th, 2007 5:43 AM
Author: -tron- (dirt squirreled her berry patch)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273241)




Date: June 19th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: Glib Psychiatrist

Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of geeks laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273281)




Date: November 6th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Swanus

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859640)




Date: August 23rd, 2007 1:49 PM
Author: Big Big Big Big Big Nuts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8550629)




Date: November 6th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Kim Jong-3L



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859627)




Date: November 6th, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: hizzle

i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in addition to the thread title?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859710)




Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Kim Jong-3L

yeah it was something like by the end of the song there where semen & tears on his chest. awesome stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859714)




Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: hizzle

is this song by christina aguilera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859717)




Date: November 6th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: hizzle

oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo

it starts out directly on point with the quickly whispered "don't look at me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859723)




Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: lonestar

bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926712)




Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: large-faced Korean girl vying for Prom Queen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926719)




Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Aldous Huxley

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926721)




Date: January 4th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: fulano

wtf is the matter with you editing assholes?

would da vinci edit the mona lisa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112927)




Date: January 4th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: CBOMO

didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just happen in some stupid movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112932)




Date: January 4th, 2008 5:42 PM
Author: Hazelrah (http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/)

http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beautiful-when-i.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112951)




Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:28 AM
Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY

WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing verbatim:

"i listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate...

by christina aguilara. By the end of the song my chest is just a pool of semen and tears."

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ OP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721307)




Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: five alive!

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721328)




Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: A. Incognito Johnson



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#10185080)