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I listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate

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birdnorton
  02/01/07
A+
D:
  02/01/07
fucking hilarious. nice job.
Constantly Amazed
  02/01/07
I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative p...
Neil Everett
  02/01/07
Mostly a room full of semen and tears.
Dead Ledger Office
  02/13/07
well done
Jay Sherman (now with more DRAGON WAR)
  05/17/07
I laffed.
//..
  02/01/07
lol
LeiTTTer
  02/01/07
lol
David Carr
  02/01/07
superb
C+C
  02/01/07
177
A horse walks into a bar
  02/01/07
Instant classic.
Vector's semi-retired rectum
  02/01/07
lol @ semen and tears
virgindood
  02/01/07
would read again.
Ash J. Williams
  02/01/07
lol
....,,,,,,....,,,,,..,,,,,,,,.......
  02/02/07
a not so noble lie, but whatever works.
.....,..,...,,.,,...,,,...,..
  02/02/07
an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and sha...
cubicle
  02/02/07
I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over th...
akadunson
  02/02/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&for...
cubicle
  02/02/07
Still funny.
GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY
  02/13/07
deserves a bump
Anon6356
  02/19/07
so funny
fulano
  02/25/07
I laffed, but I'm drunk.
uvaspacelaw2OO8
  02/27/07
Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said...
Gratuitous Inc.
  02/27/07
bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, wor...
....,,,,,,....,,,,,..,,,,,,,,.......
  03/07/07
I missed this, awesome
done and done
  03/07/07
pure 180 bump.
Constantly Amazed
  04/17/07
fair
Carmello Anthony
  04/17/07
wtf
AK47
  04/17/07
Still a hizzla^hizzla.
Levi-Civita symbol
  04/27/07
...
````````...........,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,.,,
  05/03/07
...
........,,,,,,,.,.,,,,,.,,,,,
  05/17/07
How in the world does this only have 32 responses?
Dead Ledger Office
  05/17/07
any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of th...
done and done
  05/17/07
titcr
....,,,,,,....,,,,,..,,,,,,,,.......
  06/18/07
I just don't see the appeal.
rasqie
  06/18/07
try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few m...
fulano
  06/18/07
Me too!!!!!!!!
Man O' War
  06/18/07
...
-tron-
  06/19/07
Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of g...
Glib Psychiatrist
  06/19/07
TITCR
Swanus
  11/06/07
...
Big Big Big Big Big Nuts
  08/23/07
...
Kim Jong-3L
  11/06/07
i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in ...
hizzle
  11/06/07
yeah it was something like by the end of the song there wher...
Kim Jong-3L
  11/06/07
is this song by christina aguilera?
hizzle
  11/06/07
oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo it s...
hizzle
  11/06/07
bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates
lonestar
  11/22/07
180
large-faced Korean girl vying for Prom Queen
  11/22/07
180
Aldous Huxley
  11/22/07
wtf is the matter with you editing assholes? would da vinci...
fulano
  01/04/08
didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just ...
CBOMO
  01/04/08
http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beau...
Hazelrah
  01/04/08
WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing ver...
GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY
  05/02/08
ty
five alive!
  05/02/08
...
A. Incognito Johnson
  09/22/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: birdnorton



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525700)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: D: (Hillary vs. Jeb '08)

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525707)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Constantly Amazed

fucking hilarious. nice job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525719)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:22 PM
Author: Neil Everett (HOWS IIIIITTTT)

I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative process that spawned this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525742)





Date: February 13th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: Dead Ledger Office (Rhymed with Jimonlello)

Mostly a room full of semen and tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599348)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: Jay Sherman (now with more DRAGON WAR)

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133298)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: //.. (turkish)

I laffed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525706)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: LeiTTTer ("ah yes, the bob loblaw law blog")

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525724)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525729)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: C+C (Gonna Make You Sweat)

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525767)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: A horse walks into a bar (is not a GULC student, tyia!)

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525772)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: Vector's semi-retired rectum (Vec)

Instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525782)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: virgindood

lol @ semen and tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525944)





Date: February 1st, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Ash J. Williams (Feeling good, Louis! (HomerJ))

would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525988)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: ....,,,,,,....,,,,,..,,,,,,,,....... (the kind you clean up with a mop & bucket)


lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530157)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: .....,..,...,,.,,...,,,...,..


a not so noble lie, but whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530223)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: cubicle

an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and shame that fills every male immediately after those few briefs moments of self-pleasure. kudos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530233)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: akadunson

I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over this. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: cubicle

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530248)





Date: February 13th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599159)





Date: February 19th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Anon6356 (anon6356, slightly renamed)

deserves a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7629785)





Date: February 25th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: fulano

so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7665813)





Date: February 27th, 2007 1:02 AM
Author: uvaspacelaw2OO8

I laffed, but I'm drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7676234)





Date: February 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: Gratuitous Inc.

Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said the best lube was tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7677290)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: ....,,,,,,....,,,,,..,,,,,,,,....... (the kind you clean up with a mop & bucket)


bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720535)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: done and done

I missed this, awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720543)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Constantly Amazed

pure 180 bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946322)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Carmello Anthony (<Barbaro Riding Chris Reeves in Hell>)

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946332)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: AK47

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946339)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: Levi-Civita symbol (IM IN UR MATRICEEZ, CALCULATIN UR DETERMINANTZ)

Still a hizzla^hizzla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8014332)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: ````````...........,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8054989)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,,.,.,,,,,.,,,,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133275)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: Dead Ledger Office

How in the world does this only have 32 responses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133433)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: done and done (Vanderbilt, actually)

any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133438)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: ....,,,,,,....,,,,,..,,,,,,,,....... (the kind you clean up with a mop & bucket)


titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271514)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: rasqie

I just don't see the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271522)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: fulano ("one")

try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few months. you should figure it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271542)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:24 PM
Author: Man O' War

Me too!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271538)





Date: June 19th, 2007 5:43 AM
Author: -tron- (dirt squirreled her berry patch)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273241)





Date: June 19th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: Glib Psychiatrist

Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of geeks laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273281)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Swanus

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859640)





Date: August 23rd, 2007 1:49 PM
Author: Big Big Big Big Big Nuts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8550629)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Kim Jong-3L



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859627)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: hizzle

i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in addition to the thread title?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859710)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Kim Jong-3L

yeah it was something like by the end of the song there where semen & tears on his chest. awesome stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859714)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: hizzle

is this song by christina aguilera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859717)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: hizzle

oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo

it starts out directly on point with the quickly whispered "don't look at me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859723)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: lonestar

bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926712)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: large-faced Korean girl vying for Prom Queen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926719)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Aldous Huxley

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926721)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: fulano

wtf is the matter with you editing assholes?

would da vinci edit the mona lisa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112927)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: CBOMO

didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just happen in some stupid movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112932)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:42 PM
Author: Hazelrah (http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/)

http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beautiful-when-i.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112951)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:28 AM
Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY

WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing verbatim:

"i listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate...

by christina aguilara. By the end of the song my chest is just a pool of semen and tears."

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ OP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721307)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: five alive!

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721328)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: A. Incognito Johnson



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#10185080)