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I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z co...
hyperventilating library
  03/11/07
cool
Wonderful well-lubricated legend quadroon
  03/11/07
Ah. That was the response I was looking for.
hyperventilating library
  03/11/07
jz collage frame? you are either a faggot or 13.
hateful adulterous theater
  03/31/07
why am i gay or young for doing this?
hyperventilating library
  03/31/07
Fag.
mischievous site
  12/04/07
stfu.
odious step-uncle's house travel guidebook
  10/29/08
Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???
hyperventilating library
  03/11/07
?
hyperventilating library
  03/11/07
Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?
Lake vivacious range
  03/11/07
A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do...
hyperventilating library
  03/11/07
bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have ...
carnelian dashing partner
  03/11/07
well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N durin...
hyperventilating library
  03/11/07
just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not ne...
carnelian dashing partner
  03/11/07
yeah i think her titties were her best feature.
hyperventilating library
  03/11/07
bone her?
carnelian dashing partner
  03/11/07
this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-...
fragrant opaque cuck
  03/11/07
incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/...
hyperventilating library
  03/11/07
english isn't your first language, is it?
fragrant opaque cuck
  03/11/07
Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.
hyperventilating library
  03/13/07
btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define w...
hyperventilating library
  03/14/07
You weren't with Maria, were you?!?
bateful umber dysfunction affirmative action
  03/11/07
nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it
hyperventilating library
  03/11/07
LOLZ
bateful umber dysfunction affirmative action
  03/11/07
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles Were you pl...
Bronze friendly grandma juggernaut
  03/11/07
she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $1...
hyperventilating library
  03/13/07
underrated
heady menage
  03/14/07
correct
odious step-uncle's house travel guidebook
  12/04/07
180
cerebral sable spot dog poop
  03/08/08
"Barnes and Noble"
Aquamarine Multi-colored Heaven
  03/13/07
okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.
hyperventilating library
  03/13/07
what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shir...
Titillating garrison
  03/13/07
thank you as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with p...
hyperventilating library
  03/13/07
The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barn...
Aquamarine Multi-colored Heaven
  03/15/07
anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaki...
hyperventilating library
  03/15/07
Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy...
brindle bonkers parlor
  03/22/07
shutup dork
hyperventilating library
  03/22/07
he has a point
at-the-ready olive abode
  07/17/07
What's up people?? I'm an artist now. I'm prestigious.
hyperventilating library
  03/13/07
sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs...
Titillating garrison
  03/13/07
actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Sta...
hyperventilating library
  03/13/07
You really like Jay-Z.
Orchid self-absorbed church building cuckoldry
  03/13/07
You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.
Contagious chocolate cuckold location
  03/15/07
well i mean i take that as a given
hyperventilating library
  03/15/07
this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever enco...
Floppy legal warrant station
  03/14/07
tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation
Jade deep stock car
  07/17/07
It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she...
hyperventilating library
  03/14/07
underrated.
Electric senate
  03/08/08
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22...
cerebral sable spot dog poop
  03/14/07
r u calling me a fucking liar?
hyperventilating library
  03/14/07
not at all
cerebral sable spot dog poop
  03/14/07
wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website...
hyperventilating library
  03/14/07
...
hyperventilating library
  03/14/07
Are you a beat maker?
Orchid self-absorbed church building cuckoldry
  03/14/07
unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do fi...
Blue pistol
  03/14/07
what dont you get about it?
Orchid self-absorbed church building cuckoldry
  03/14/07
its clearly satire but i dont know of what.
Blue pistol
  03/15/07
clearly satire? what are you talking about?
hyperventilating library
  03/15/07
*high five*
Blue pistol
  03/31/07
this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on x...
Very Tactful Circlehead
  03/15/07
this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in...
Floppy legal warrant station
  03/15/07
...
diverse reading party trust fund
  07/17/07
this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?
Cracking main people den
  03/15/07
in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???
curious regret
  03/15/07
my company's doing just fine
hyperventilating library
  03/15/07
what's going on here?
excitant ocher masturbator
  03/15/07
you make niggers look bad.
Canary beady-eyed skinny woman
  03/15/07
jealous punk
hyperventilating library
  03/15/07
...
hyperventilating library
  03/22/07
hi, joshua_d!
aromatic drab office feces
  03/22/07
huh?
hyperventilating library
  03/22/07
also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&...
aromatic drab office feces
  03/22/07
r u saying you have a point?
hyperventilating library
  03/22/07
wtf?
aromatic drab office feces
  03/22/07
fucking great thread dood srsly
aromatic drab office feces
  03/22/07
I still don't understand this thread.
Wonderful well-lubricated legend quadroon
  03/22/07
what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanato...
hyperventilating library
  03/22/07
blah
at-the-ready olive abode
  07/17/07
...
hyperventilating library
  03/26/07
The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the frami...
hyperventilating library
  03/26/07
Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my in...
hyperventilating library
  03/27/07
I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law ...
Chartreuse useless brakes
  03/27/07
The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really bring...
hyperventilating library
  03/31/07
this shit is bad. ass.
hyperventilating library
  03/31/07
I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here
Blue pistol
  03/31/07
same
cerebral sable spot dog poop
  03/31/07
It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction
Blue pistol
  03/31/07
clearly i was just joking about that. BUT, i use mathemat...
hyperventilating library
  03/31/07
tytytytyt
Blue pistol
  03/31/07
This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.
Razzle silver home
  03/31/07
huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.
hyperventilating library
  03/31/07
what? are my examples not induction?
hyperventilating library
  03/31/07
ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about. ...
Concupiscible shimmering doctorate
  07/17/07
Hilarious.
Big nursing home personal credit line
  03/31/07
the young lady who came over last night was like: "w...
hyperventilating library
  03/31/07
YES!
Blue pistol
  07/17/07
tytytytytyty.
impressive stubborn ticket booth
  12/04/07
Brilliant
odious step-uncle's house travel guidebook
  12/04/07
wanna know the consultant's name?
hyperventilating library
  03/31/07
I never did get this thread.
magenta exciting kitty cat community account
  07/17/07
bumps historical spreads from a database
Blue pistol
  09/28/07
diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 202...
Mustard Corn Cake Tank
  09/28/07
http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm no joke buddy. Okay, 3...
hyperventilating library
  09/28/07
one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot...
hyperventilating library
  09/29/07
it's like an episode of Jerry.
Balding carmine parlour psychic
  09/29/07
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
Blue pistol
  12/04/07
Amazing.
impressive stubborn ticket booth
  12/04/07
See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I...
Ebony doobsian foreskin
  12/04/07
Robert Hacketttt is a coward
wine boyish kitchen turdskin
  12/04/07
My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either m...
Appetizing public bath wagecucks
  03/08/08
I think I'm starting to get it...
Erotic area idiot
  03/08/08
this was always one of my favorite threads
cerebral sable spot dog poop
  03/08/08
It's #1 in my book.
Appetizing public bath wagecucks
  03/08/08
all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes ...
cerebral sable spot dog poop
  03/09/08
wtf no, it's next level schtick. it's truly amazing.
odious step-uncle's house travel guidebook
  03/09/08
This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly app...
Electric senate
  03/08/08
this is some fucked up shit
copper passionate ratface
  03/08/08
Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?
saffron 180 stag film
  03/09/08
if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xo...
Balding carmine parlour psychic
  03/09/08
tcr
odious step-uncle's house travel guidebook
  10/29/08
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were d...
fighting crackhouse police squad
  10/29/08
this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am...
hyperventilating library
  10/29/08


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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z collage frame with a hired consultant. She was a white 23 year old recent gradute of Carnegie Mellon doing freelance art consulting work for me -- $25/hour. She double majored in Art and Psychology. GPA: 3.89.

She helped me put together a Jay-Z collage and we got kicked out because they said we were taking up too much space. Security escorted us out the building.

Then they started playing Prince's Diamonds and Pearls on the store CD player.

Did we do something wrong?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739943)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: Wonderful well-lubricated legend quadroon

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739973)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

Ah. That was the response I was looking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739975)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: hateful adulterous theater

jz collage frame?

you are either a faggot or 13.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849658)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

why am i gay or young for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849662)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: mischievous site

Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977314)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: odious step-uncle's house travel guidebook

stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307936)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739969)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740213)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: Lake vivacious range

Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740223)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do a collage and that's exactly why I hired an "artist" to do it.

A collage in a sense that it's all his CDs, jackets (or books) and backs of the CDs that are inside the "jewel case". See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740228)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: carnelian dashing partner

bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have stayed all damn day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740232)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N during the day was a white woman, and the security guards that threw us out were black women.

I think we were sort of making a "statement", if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740243)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: carnelian dashing partner

just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not neccessarily enjoy 23 year-old titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740272)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

yeah i think her titties were her best feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740287)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: carnelian dashing partner

bone her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740298)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: fragrant opaque cuck

this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-define way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740237)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/hour for making fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740250)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: fragrant opaque cuck

english isn't your first language, is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740257)





Date: March 13th, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749872)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define way" is a freaking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755110)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: bateful umber dysfunction affirmative action

You weren't with Maria, were you?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740276)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740284)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: bateful umber dysfunction affirmative action

LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740289)





Date: March 11th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Bronze friendly grandma juggernaut

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles

Were you playing with xoxo dungeonmasTTTer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740309)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $140. I had to pay about $150 to get missing CDs, books, etc. The frame shop is charging me $626.

All in, I paid about $1,050 for the work.

The framing shop guy was a tall (approx. 6'2) fit white Waspish looking guy and he helped to choose the background, frame, etc. He was a fan of Jay-Z and had just bought some white Rocawear sneakers. He told me that jay-z had just sold Rocawear, was now close to being worth $500 million, that he liked his latest album Kingdom Come, and that Jay-Z's music was dark and intriguing.

He said that the pictures he paints with his music were dark.

I asked him if it would be worth anythig and he said no, that it would be worth something to me but not to anyone else.

I said consider if I turn around right after the frame is done and tried to sell it on E-bay for $1,200. He said noone would probably buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749935)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: heady menage

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750965)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:47 PM
Author: odious step-uncle's house travel guidebook

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977357)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: cerebral sable spot dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449246)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine Multi-colored Heaven

"Barnes and Noble"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749955)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749966)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Titillating garrison

what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shirt came from Bloomingdale"

find a new cause to espouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750028)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

thank you

as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with palms towards the sky]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750033)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Aquamarine Multi-colored Heaven

The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barnes and Noble's"--hence your response is out of scope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757736)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaking moron!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761443)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: brindle bonkers parlor

Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy*s and Bloomindales. Barnes and Noble is still Barnes and Noble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800200)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

shutup dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800224)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: at-the-ready olive abode

he has a point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399427)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

What's up people?? I'm an artist now.

I'm prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750012)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Titillating garrison

sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs of bookstores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750036)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore. I also think that she knew unconciously that it would piss people off at the bookstore. This is a smart girl.

I knew it was going to be problematic. First they asked if we purchased the CDs. Then they asked if we had bought anything, get this, "recently", even tho both of us were sitting there with coffees in our hand. then they said we were taking up too much space. at the same time i thought The bookstore was a good choice for me in case I needed to purchase another disc or paper or whatever.

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750060)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Orchid self-absorbed church building cuckoldry

You really like Jay-Z.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750108)





Date: March 15th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Contagious chocolate cuckold location

You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757092)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

well i mean i take that as a given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761425)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: Floppy legal warrant station

this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7751001)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:04 PM
Author: Jade deep stock car

tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399356)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she was just browsing around. She either had to catch an early train or she was really looking forward to our date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755020)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:25 PM
Author: Electric senate

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450194)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: cerebral sable spot dog poop

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755087)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

r u calling me a fucking liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755093)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: cerebral sable spot dog poop

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755100)





Date: March 14th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website with her full resume, and a portfolio with thumbnails of her object and print work. she also studied abroad in france.

i think this girl's a jewbie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755293)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755882)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: Orchid self-absorbed church building cuckoldry

Are you a beat maker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756027)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: Blue pistol

unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do find it hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756045)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: Orchid self-absorbed church building cuckoldry

what dont you get about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756066)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Blue pistol

its clearly satire but i dont know of what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757795)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

clearly satire? what are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761421)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:10 PM
Author: Blue pistol

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849524)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Very Tactful Circlehead

this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756425)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: Floppy legal warrant station

this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in asshat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756441)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: diverse reading party trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399242)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: Cracking main people den

this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756436)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: curious regret

in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757747)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

my company's doing just fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761453)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: excitant ocher masturbator

what's going on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757858)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Canary beady-eyed skinny woman

you make niggers look bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757930)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

jealous punk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761454)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7799992)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: aromatic drab office feces

hi, joshua_d!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800060)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800065)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: aromatic drab office feces

also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&mc=18&forum_id=2#3535169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800105)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

r u saying you have a point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800159)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: aromatic drab office feces

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800176)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: aromatic drab office feces

fucking great thread dood srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800243)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Wonderful well-lubricated legend quadroon

I still don't understand this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800183)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanatory. if you don't understand this thread then you dont understand every thread out there. It's the principle of mathematical induction, which Jay-Z applies in his raps quite regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800196)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: at-the-ready olive abode

blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399439)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822935)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the framing shop is located at...............

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

I'm not picking it up until noon tomorrow, so you can see if from 10am to 12pm in the framing shop, or, of course, at my apt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822944)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my interior decorator slash maid to come over and tell me where to hang it, and then have her husband hang it.

Where shall I put it!!!?????!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828605)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse useless brakes

I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law student who shat in the magazine aisle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828662)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really brings life to the place. I'm so proud of myself.

The story is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849352)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

this shit is bad. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849518)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: Blue pistol

I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849534)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: cerebral sable spot dog poop

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849551)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: Blue pistol

It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849562)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

clearly i was just joking about that.

BUT, i use mathematical induction at my job, while I'm programming.

Two concrete examples:

1) When we're testing a new version of a pricing library, we compare the output of a file with the output of a file that was produced during a test just before. if the files are the same, then we're good. Because we assume that the one from before is good, given that the first one is good. that's what mathematical induction is.

2) When I download historical spreads from a database, some of the dates have error values. What i should do is some sort of interpolation to get the value, but I do something more simple which is just get the value from the day before. If there is a value for the first date, then i'm guaranteed to have an entire series without any errors. Again, basic mathematical induction.

I can't think of where jigga uses inducation in his raps, quite honestly. i was just joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849587)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: Blue pistol

tytytytyt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849591)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: Razzle silver home

This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849629)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

what? are my examples not induction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849635)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible shimmering doctorate

ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about.

as far as your comparisions go unless you use a cyclic redundancy check or non repeating hash the two files cant be compared directly. a bit differential will cancel out and even though both files are different you will get the result that both files are identical.

what youre doing is not induction. its extrapolation with infinite error functions.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399281)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:53 PM
Author: Big nursing home personal credit line

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849719)





Date: March 31st, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

the young lady who came over last night was like:

"wow, that's hot. you just got all his shit. nobody else has something like that".

she is from florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849886)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Blue pistol

YES!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399208)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: impressive stubborn ticket booth

tytytytytyty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977310)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: odious step-uncle's house travel guidebook

Brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977365)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

wanna know the consultant's name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7851628)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:45 PM
Author: magenta exciting kitty cat community account

I never did get this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399247)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Blue pistol

bumps historical spreads from a database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703073)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Mustard Corn Cake Tank

diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 2025 that I just don't understand yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703092)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm

no joke buddy. Okay, 3.85 instead of 3.89. i'm not perfect, you know

but what I described happened. those bastards should not have thrown us out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703196)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: hyperventilating library

one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot on the wall and hang the picture is my sup's wife, and she claims to have been an interior decorator. she definitely does a good job cleaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703231)





Date: September 29th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: Balding carmine parlour psychic

it's like an episode of Jerry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703506)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: Blue pistol

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977294)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: impressive stubborn ticket booth

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977302)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: Ebony doobsian foreskin

See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977342)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: wine boyish kitchen turdskin

Robert Hacketttt is a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977369)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: Appetizing public bath wagecucks

My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449559)





Date: March 8th, 2008 3:44 PM
Author: Erotic area idiot

I think I'm starting to get it...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449011)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:32 PM
Author: cerebral sable spot dog poop

this was always one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449286)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: Appetizing public bath wagecucks

It's #1 in my book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449526)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: cerebral sable spot dog poop

all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes it even better (in part because they might be right)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451447)





Date: March 9th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: odious step-uncle's house travel guidebook

wtf no, it's next level schtick.

it's truly amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451712)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: Electric senate

This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly appreciate while high. But it is hilarious in any event. The "I use induction all the time at my job" post was incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450225)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:52 PM
Author: copper passionate ratface

this is some fucked up shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450314)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:41 AM
Author: saffron 180 stag film

Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452031)





Date: March 9th, 2008 5:36 AM
Author: Balding carmine parlour psychic

if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452140)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: odious step-uncle's house travel guidebook

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307935)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:06 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse police squad

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

------

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307949)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:28 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am completely divorcing myself from the memory of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10308007)