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I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z co...
diandre,
  03/11/07
cool
white girls with asian guys
  03/11/07
Ah. That was the response I was looking for.
diandre,
  03/11/07
jz collage frame? you are either a faggot or 13.
A Simple Asian Man
  03/31/07
why am i gay or young for doing this?
diandre,
  03/31/07
Fag.
nyuug
  12/04/07
stfu.
superTTTdood
  10/29/08
Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???
diandre,
  03/11/07
?
diandre,
  03/11/07
Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?
UVABound2007
  03/11/07
A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do...
diandre,
  03/11/07
bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have ...
plopplop
  03/11/07
well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N durin...
diandre,
  03/11/07
just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not ne...
plopplop
  03/11/07
yeah i think her titties were her best feature.
diandre,
  03/11/07
bone her?
plopplop
  03/11/07
this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-...
pitchblende
  03/11/07
incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/...
diandre,
  03/11/07
english isn't your first language, is it?
pitchblende
  03/11/07
Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.
diandre,
  03/13/07
btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define w...
diandre,
  03/14/07
You weren't with Maria, were you?!?
PeterGunz
  03/11/07
nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it
diandre,
  03/11/07
LOLZ
PeterGunz
  03/11/07
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles Were you pl...
TANSTAAFL
  03/11/07
she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $1...
diandre,
  03/13/07
underrated
heyzeus
  03/14/07
correct
superTTTdood
  12/04/07
180
C+C
  03/08/08
"Barnes and Noble"
norpoth
  03/13/07
okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.
diandre,
  03/13/07
what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shir...
45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement
  03/13/07
thank you as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with p...
diandre,
  03/13/07
The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barn...
norpoth
  03/15/07
anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaki...
diandre,
  03/15/07
Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy...
primefactor
  03/22/07
shutup dork
diandre,
  03/22/07
he has a point
nodice
  07/17/07
What's up people?? I'm an artist now. I'm prestigious.
diandre,
  03/13/07
sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs...
45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement
  03/13/07
actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Sta...
diandre,
  03/13/07
You really like Jay-Z.
andots
  03/13/07
You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.
The Boondocks
  03/15/07
well i mean i take that as a given
diandre,
  03/15/07
this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever enco...
nigger dood
  03/14/07
tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation
YourlocalDJ
  07/17/07
It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she...
diandre,
  03/14/07
underrated.
. . . ....... ... .
  03/08/08
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22...
C+C
  03/14/07
r u calling me a fucking liar?
diandre,
  03/14/07
not at all
C+C
  03/14/07
wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website...
diandre,
  03/14/07
...
diandre,
  03/14/07
Are you a beat maker?
andots
  03/14/07
unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do fi...
fulano
  03/14/07
what dont you get about it?
andots
  03/14/07
its clearly satire but i dont know of what.
fulano
  03/15/07
clearly satire? what are you talking about?
diandre,
  03/15/07
*high five*
fulano
  03/31/07
this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on x...
Fords, Hondas, Chevys, Beamers and minivans
  03/15/07
this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in...
nigger dood
  03/15/07
...
WhitePride
  07/17/07
this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?
virgindood
  03/15/07
in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???
anemonic mnemonic
  03/15/07
my company's doing just fine
diandre,
  03/15/07
what's going on here?
TTT14
  03/15/07
you make niggers look bad.
Broislav
  03/15/07
jealous punk
diandre,
  03/15/07
...
diandre,
  03/22/07
hi, joshua_d!
...............;............;......;.........
  03/22/07
huh?
diandre,
  03/22/07
also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&...
...............;............;......;.........
  03/22/07
r u saying you have a point?
diandre,
  03/22/07
wtf?
...............;............;......;.........
  03/22/07
fucking great thread dood srsly
...............;............;......;.........
  03/22/07
I still don't understand this thread.
white girls with asian guys
  03/22/07
what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanato...
diandre,
  03/22/07
blah
nodice
  07/17/07
...
diandre,
  03/26/07
The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the frami...
diandre,
  03/26/07
Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my in...
diandre,
  03/27/07
I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law ...
my <3 is ailin for palin
  03/27/07
The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really bring...
diandre,
  03/31/07
this shit is bad. ass.
diandre,
  03/31/07
I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here
fulano
  03/31/07
same
C+C
  03/31/07
It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction
fulano
  03/31/07
clearly i was just joking about that. BUT, i use mathemat...
diandre,
  03/31/07
tytytytyt
fulano
  03/31/07
This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.
Vector\'s semi-retired rectum
  03/31/07
huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.
diandre,
  03/31/07
what? are my examples not induction?
diandre,
  03/31/07
ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about. ...
zurk
  07/17/07
Hilarious.
Bodhi Tree Miracle
  03/31/07
the young lady who came over last night was like: "w...
diandre,
  03/31/07
YES!
fulano
  07/17/07
tytytytytyty.
Ash J. Williams
  12/04/07
Brilliant
superTTTdood
  12/04/07
wanna know the consultant's name?
diandre,
  03/31/07
I never did get this thread.
rasqie
  07/17/07
bumps historical spreads from a database
fulano
  09/28/07
diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 202...
Farm Implements and Crapturds in a Landscape
  09/28/07
http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm no joke buddy. Okay, 3...
diandre,
  09/28/07
one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot...
diandre,
  09/29/07
it's like an episode of Jerry.
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  09/29/07
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
fulano
  12/04/07
Amazing.
Ash J. Williams
  12/04/07
See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I...
ICE = I Cocksuck Exclusively. HTH.
  12/04/07
Robert Hacketttt is a coward
_____________
  12/04/07
My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either m...
The Restraint of Beasts
  03/08/08
I think I'm starting to get it...
Prestigery
  03/08/08
this was always one of my favorite threads
C+C
  03/08/08
It's #1 in my book.
The Restraint of Beasts
  03/08/08
all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes ...
C+C
  03/09/08
wtf no, it's next level schtick. it's truly amazing.
superTTTdood
  03/09/08
This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly app...
. . . ....... ... .
  03/08/08
this is some fucked up shit
burntnorton
  03/08/08
Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?
Holly_Golightly
  03/09/08
if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xo...
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  03/09/08
tcr
superTTTdood
  10/29/08
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were d...
...and featuring David Bowie as Pontius Pilate
  10/29/08
this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am...
diandre,
  10/29/08


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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: diandre,

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z collage frame with a hired consultant. She was a white 23 year old recent gradute of Carnegie Mellon doing freelance art consulting work for me -- $25/hour. She double majored in Art and Psychology. GPA: 3.89.

She helped me put together a Jay-Z collage and we got kicked out because they said we were taking up too much space. Security escorted us out the building.

Then they started playing Prince's Diamonds and Pearls on the store CD player.

Did we do something wrong?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739943)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: white girls with asian guys (flae)

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739973)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: diandre,

Ah. That was the response I was looking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739975)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: A Simple Asian Man

jz collage frame?

you are either a faggot or 13.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849658)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

why am i gay or young for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849662)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: nyuug

Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977314)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: superTTTdood

stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307936)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: diandre,

Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739969)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: diandre,

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740213)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: UVABound2007

Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740223)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: diandre,

A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do a collage and that's exactly why I hired an "artist" to do it.

A collage in a sense that it's all his CDs, jackets (or books) and backs of the CDs that are inside the "jewel case". See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740228)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: plopplop (plopplop)

bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have stayed all damn day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740232)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: diandre,

well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N during the day was a white woman, and the security guards that threw us out were black women.

I think we were sort of making a "statement", if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740243)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: plopplop (plopplop)

just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not neccessarily enjoy 23 year-old titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740272)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: diandre,

yeah i think her titties were her best feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740287)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: plopplop (plopplop)

bone her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740298)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: pitchblende

this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-define way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740237)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: diandre,

incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/hour for making fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740250)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: pitchblende

english isn't your first language, is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740257)





Date: March 13th, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: diandre,

Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749872)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: diandre,

btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define way" is a freaking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755110)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: PeterGunz

You weren't with Maria, were you?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740276)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: diandre,

nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740284)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: PeterGunz

LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740289)





Date: March 11th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: TANSTAAFL (Why does Harold Ramis have rims on his Lexus?)

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles

Were you playing with xoxo dungeonmasTTTer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740309)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: diandre,

she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $140. I had to pay about $150 to get missing CDs, books, etc. The frame shop is charging me $626.

All in, I paid about $1,050 for the work.

The framing shop guy was a tall (approx. 6'2) fit white Waspish looking guy and he helped to choose the background, frame, etc. He was a fan of Jay-Z and had just bought some white Rocawear sneakers. He told me that jay-z had just sold Rocawear, was now close to being worth $500 million, that he liked his latest album Kingdom Come, and that Jay-Z's music was dark and intriguing.

He said that the pictures he paints with his music were dark.

I asked him if it would be worth anythig and he said no, that it would be worth something to me but not to anyone else.

I said consider if I turn around right after the frame is done and tried to sell it on E-bay for $1,200. He said noone would probably buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749935)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: heyzeus

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750965)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:47 PM
Author: superTTTdood

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977357)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: C+C (Gonna Make You Sweat)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449246)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: norpoth

"Barnes and Noble"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749955)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: diandre,

okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749966)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement

what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shirt came from Bloomingdale"

find a new cause to espouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750028)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: diandre,

thank you

as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with palms towards the sky]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750033)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: norpoth

The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barnes and Noble's"--hence your response is out of scope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757736)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaking moron!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761443)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: primefactor

Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy*s and Bloomindales. Barnes and Noble is still Barnes and Noble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800200)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

shutup dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800224)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: nodice

he has a point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399427)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: diandre,

What's up people?? I'm an artist now.

I'm prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750012)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene\'s basement

sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs of bookstores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750036)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: diandre,

actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore. I also think that she knew unconciously that it would piss people off at the bookstore. This is a smart girl.

I knew it was going to be problematic. First they asked if we purchased the CDs. Then they asked if we had bought anything, get this, "recently", even tho both of us were sitting there with coffees in our hand. then they said we were taking up too much space. at the same time i thought The bookstore was a good choice for me in case I needed to purchase another disc or paper or whatever.

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750060)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: andots

You really like Jay-Z.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750108)





Date: March 15th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: The Boondocks

You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757092)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

well i mean i take that as a given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761425)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: nigger dood

this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7751001)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:04 PM
Author: YourlocalDJ

tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399356)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:43 PM
Author: diandre,

It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she was just browsing around. She either had to catch an early train or she was really looking forward to our date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755020)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:25 PM
Author: . . . ....... ... .

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450194)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: C+C (Gonna Make You Sweat)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755087)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: diandre,

r u calling me a fucking liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755093)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: C+C (Gonna Make You Sweat)

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755100)





Date: March 14th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website with her full resume, and a portfolio with thumbnails of her object and print work. she also studied abroad in france.

i think this girl's a jewbie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755293)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755882)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: andots

Are you a beat maker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756027)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: fulano

unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do find it hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756045)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: andots

what dont you get about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756066)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: fulano

its clearly satire but i dont know of what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757795)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

clearly satire? what are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761421)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849524)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Fords, Hondas, Chevys, Beamers and minivans

this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756425)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: nigger dood

this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in asshat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756441)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: WhitePride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399242)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: virgindood

this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756436)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: anemonic mnemonic (they heard me bid you - come on)

in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757747)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

my company's doing just fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761453)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: TTT14

what's going on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757858)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Broislav

you make niggers look bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757930)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

jealous punk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761454)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7799992)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: ...............;............;......;.........


hi, joshua_d!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800060)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800065)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: ...............;............;......;.........


also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&mc=18&forum_id=2#3535169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800105)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

r u saying you have a point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800159)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: ...............;............;......;.........


wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800176)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: ...............;............;......;.........


fucking great thread dood srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800243)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: white girls with asian guys (flae)

I still don't understand this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800183)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanatory. if you don't understand this thread then you dont understand every thread out there. It's the principle of mathematical induction, which Jay-Z applies in his raps quite regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800196)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: nodice

blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399439)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822935)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the framing shop is located at...............

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

I'm not picking it up until noon tomorrow, so you can see if from 10am to 12pm in the framing shop, or, of course, at my apt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822944)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my interior decorator slash maid to come over and tell me where to hang it, and then have her husband hang it.

Where shall I put it!!!?????!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828605)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: my <3 is ailin for palin (i'm high-powered!)

I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law student who shat in the magazine aisle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828662)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really brings life to the place. I'm so proud of myself.

The story is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849352)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

this shit is bad. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849518)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: fulano

I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849534)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: C+C (Gonna Make You Sweat)

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849551)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: fulano

It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849562)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

clearly i was just joking about that.

BUT, i use mathematical induction at my job, while I'm programming.

Two concrete examples:

1) When we're testing a new version of a pricing library, we compare the output of a file with the output of a file that was produced during a test just before. if the files are the same, then we're good. Because we assume that the one from before is good, given that the first one is good. that's what mathematical induction is.

2) When I download historical spreads from a database, some of the dates have error values. What i should do is some sort of interpolation to get the value, but I do something more simple which is just get the value from the day before. If there is a value for the first date, then i'm guaranteed to have an entire series without any errors. Again, basic mathematical induction.

I can't think of where jigga uses inducation in his raps, quite honestly. i was just joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849587)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: fulano

tytytytyt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849591)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: Vector\'s semi-retired rectum

This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:33 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849629)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

what? are my examples not induction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849635)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: zurk (walking where dæmons fear to tread)

ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about.

as far as your comparisions go unless you use a cyclic redundancy check or non repeating hash the two files cant be compared directly. a bit differential will cancel out and even though both files are different you will get the result that both files are identical.

what youre doing is not induction. its extrapolation with infinite error functions.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399281)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:53 PM
Author: Bodhi Tree Miracle

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849719)





Date: March 31st, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

the young lady who came over last night was like:

"wow, that's hot. you just got all his shit. nobody else has something like that".

she is from florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849886)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: fulano

YES!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399208)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Ash J. Williams (YOU ALL HAVE A SHARE!)

tytytytytyty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977310)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: superTTTdood

Brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977365)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: diandre, (today is, where ur book begins, the rest is still unwritten, yea)

wanna know the consultant's name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7851628)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:45 PM
Author: rasqie (Where am I? It's dark and I hear laughing)

I never did get this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399247)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: fulano

bumps historical spreads from a database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703073)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Farm Implements and Crapturds in a Landscape

diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 2025 that I just don't understand yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703092)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: diandre, (30s the new 20)

http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm

no joke buddy. Okay, 3.85 instead of 3.89. i'm not perfect, you know

but what I described happened. those bastards should not have thrown us out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703196)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: diandre, (30s the new 20)

one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot on the wall and hang the picture is my sup's wife, and she claims to have been an interior decorator. she definitely does a good job cleaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703231)





Date: September 29th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki (Fact: white guys have small dicks. Guido Stud= Rational Thought)

it's like an episode of Jerry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703506)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: fulano

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977294)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: Ash J. Williams (YOU ALL HAVE A SHARE!)

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977302)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: ICE = I Cocksuck Exclusively. HTH. (*YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*)

See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977342)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: _____________

Robert Hacketttt is a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977369)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: The Restraint of Beasts

My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449559)





Date: March 8th, 2008 3:44 PM
Author: Prestigery

I think I'm starting to get it...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449011)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:32 PM
Author: C+C (Gonna Make You Sweat)

this was always one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449286)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: The Restraint of Beasts

It's #1 in my book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449526)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: C+C (Gonna Make You Sweat)

all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes it even better (in part because they might be right)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451447)





Date: March 9th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: superTTTdood

wtf no, it's next level schtick.

it's truly amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451712)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: . . . ....... ... .

This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly appreciate while high. But it is hilarious in any event. The "I use induction all the time at my job" post was incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450225)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:52 PM
Author: burntnorton

this is some fucked up shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450314)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:41 AM
Author: Holly_Golightly

Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452031)





Date: March 9th, 2008 5:36 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki (http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3066/89chicksserved7nh.jpg)

if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452140)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: superTTTdood

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307935)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:06 PM
Author: ...and featuring David Bowie as Pontius Pilate

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

------

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307949)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:28 PM
Author: diandre,

this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am completely divorcing myself from the memory of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10308007)