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I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z co...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/11/07
cool
Glittery soggy stage
  03/11/07
Ah. That was the response I was looking for.
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/11/07
jz collage frame? you are either a faggot or 13.
Bat shit crazy heady ceo
  03/31/07
why am i gay or young for doing this?
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/31/07
Fag.
Seedy Church Coldplay Fan
  12/04/07
stfu.
effete hospital roommate
  10/29/08
Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/11/07
?
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/11/07
Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?
Green garrison round eye
  03/11/07
A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/11/07
bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have ...
narrow-minded school
  03/11/07
well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N durin...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/11/07
just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not ne...
narrow-minded school
  03/11/07
yeah i think her titties were her best feature.
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/11/07
bone her?
narrow-minded school
  03/11/07
this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-...
Irradiated nubile location
  03/11/07
incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/11/07
english isn't your first language, is it?
Irradiated nubile location
  03/11/07
Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/13/07
btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define w...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/14/07
You weren't with Maria, were you?!?
Twinkling Mind-boggling Whorehouse
  03/11/07
nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/11/07
LOLZ
Twinkling Mind-boggling Whorehouse
  03/11/07
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles Were you pl...
Appetizing set
  03/11/07
she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $1...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/13/07
underrated
spruce hell
  03/14/07
correct
effete hospital roommate
  12/04/07
180
Self-absorbed Concupiscible Patrolman
  03/08/08
"Barnes and Noble"
Irate house sex offender
  03/13/07
okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/13/07
what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shir...
stimulating shimmering nursing home
  03/13/07
thank you as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with p...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/13/07
The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barn...
Irate house sex offender
  03/15/07
anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaki...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/15/07
Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy...
Costumed deep associate
  03/22/07
shutup dork
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/22/07
he has a point
beady-eyed crusty legend
  07/17/07
What's up people?? I'm an artist now. I'm prestigious.
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/13/07
sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs...
stimulating shimmering nursing home
  03/13/07
actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Sta...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/13/07
You really like Jay-Z.
well-lubricated kitty cat wrinkle
  03/13/07
You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.
vermilion spot
  03/15/07
well i mean i take that as a given
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/15/07
this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever enco...
Hairraiser sandwich giraffe
  03/14/07
tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation
Titillating Wild Theater Stage
  07/17/07
It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/14/07
underrated.
Lake Floppy Site Haunted Graveyard
  03/08/08
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22...
Self-absorbed Concupiscible Patrolman
  03/14/07
r u calling me a fucking liar?
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/14/07
not at all
Self-absorbed Concupiscible Patrolman
  03/14/07
wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/14/07
...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/14/07
Are you a beat maker?
well-lubricated kitty cat wrinkle
  03/14/07
unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do fi...
massive shaky nowag
  03/14/07
what dont you get about it?
well-lubricated kitty cat wrinkle
  03/14/07
its clearly satire but i dont know of what.
massive shaky nowag
  03/15/07
clearly satire? what are you talking about?
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/15/07
*high five*
massive shaky nowag
  03/31/07
this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on x...
vibrant messiness
  03/15/07
this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in...
Hairraiser sandwich giraffe
  03/15/07
...
Learning disabled sneaky criminal
  07/17/07
this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?
multi-colored orchestra pit idiot
  03/15/07
in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???
Fragrant Property Brethren
  03/15/07
my company's doing just fine
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/15/07
what's going on here?
comical karate
  03/15/07
you make niggers look bad.
Cowardly Obsidian Regret
  03/15/07
jealous punk
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/15/07
...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/22/07
hi, joshua_d!
Bonkers hairy legs area
  03/22/07
huh?
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/22/07
also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&...
Bonkers hairy legs area
  03/22/07
r u saying you have a point?
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/22/07
wtf?
Bonkers hairy legs area
  03/22/07
fucking great thread dood srsly
Bonkers hairy legs area
  03/22/07
I still don't understand this thread.
Glittery soggy stage
  03/22/07
what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanato...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/22/07
blah
beady-eyed crusty legend
  07/17/07
...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/26/07
The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the frami...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/26/07
Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my in...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/27/07
I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law ...
Exhilarant headpube
  03/27/07
The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really bring...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/31/07
this shit is bad. ass.
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/31/07
I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here
massive shaky nowag
  03/31/07
same
Self-absorbed Concupiscible Patrolman
  03/31/07
It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction
massive shaky nowag
  03/31/07
clearly i was just joking about that. BUT, i use mathemat...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/31/07
tytytytyt
massive shaky nowag
  03/31/07
This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.
Sable Aggressive Ticket Booth
  03/31/07
huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/31/07
what? are my examples not induction?
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/31/07
ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about. ...
cerise drunken rehab
  07/17/07
Hilarious.
arousing drab pit boltzmann
  03/31/07
the young lady who came over last night was like: "w...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/31/07
YES!
massive shaky nowag
  07/17/07
tytytytytyty.
sooty big locus codepig
  12/04/07
Brilliant
effete hospital roommate
  12/04/07
wanna know the consultant's name?
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  03/31/07
I never did get this thread.
useless gay trust fund stock car
  07/17/07
bumps historical spreads from a database
massive shaky nowag
  09/28/07
diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 202...
zippy stag film nibblets
  09/28/07
http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm no joke buddy. Okay, 3...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  09/28/07
one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  09/29/07
it's like an episode of Jerry.
wonderful honey-headed state police squad
  09/29/07
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
massive shaky nowag
  12/04/07
Amazing.
sooty big locus codepig
  12/04/07
See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I...
haunting boyish multi-billionaire
  12/04/07
Robert Hacketttt is a coward
mildly autistic den
  12/04/07
My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either m...
cyan piazza
  03/08/08
I think I'm starting to get it...
swashbuckling jewess community account
  03/08/08
this was always one of my favorite threads
Self-absorbed Concupiscible Patrolman
  03/08/08
It's #1 in my book.
cyan piazza
  03/08/08
all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes ...
Self-absorbed Concupiscible Patrolman
  03/09/08
wtf no, it's next level schtick. it's truly amazing.
effete hospital roommate
  03/09/08
This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly app...
Lake Floppy Site Haunted Graveyard
  03/08/08
this is some fucked up shit
claret death wish
  03/08/08
Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?
dull odious brunch mediation
  03/09/08
if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xo...
wonderful honey-headed state police squad
  03/09/08
tcr
effete hospital roommate
  10/29/08
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were d...
talented pervert
  10/29/08
this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am...
magical razzle-dazzle kitchen
  10/29/08


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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z collage frame with a hired consultant. She was a white 23 year old recent gradute of Carnegie Mellon doing freelance art consulting work for me -- $25/hour. She double majored in Art and Psychology. GPA: 3.89.

She helped me put together a Jay-Z collage and we got kicked out because they said we were taking up too much space. Security escorted us out the building.

Then they started playing Prince's Diamonds and Pearls on the store CD player.

Did we do something wrong?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739943)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: Glittery soggy stage

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739973)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

Ah. That was the response I was looking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739975)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy heady ceo

jz collage frame?

you are either a faggot or 13.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849658)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

why am i gay or young for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849662)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Seedy Church Coldplay Fan

Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977314)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: effete hospital roommate

stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307936)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739969)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740213)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: Green garrison round eye

Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740223)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do a collage and that's exactly why I hired an "artist" to do it.

A collage in a sense that it's all his CDs, jackets (or books) and backs of the CDs that are inside the "jewel case". See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740228)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded school

bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have stayed all damn day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740232)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N during the day was a white woman, and the security guards that threw us out were black women.

I think we were sort of making a "statement", if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740243)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded school

just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not neccessarily enjoy 23 year-old titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740272)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

yeah i think her titties were her best feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740287)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded school

bone her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740298)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: Irradiated nubile location

this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-define way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740237)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/hour for making fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740250)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Irradiated nubile location

english isn't your first language, is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740257)





Date: March 13th, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749872)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define way" is a freaking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755110)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Twinkling Mind-boggling Whorehouse

You weren't with Maria, were you?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740276)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740284)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Twinkling Mind-boggling Whorehouse

LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740289)





Date: March 11th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Appetizing set

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles

Were you playing with xoxo dungeonmasTTTer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740309)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $140. I had to pay about $150 to get missing CDs, books, etc. The frame shop is charging me $626.

All in, I paid about $1,050 for the work.

The framing shop guy was a tall (approx. 6'2) fit white Waspish looking guy and he helped to choose the background, frame, etc. He was a fan of Jay-Z and had just bought some white Rocawear sneakers. He told me that jay-z had just sold Rocawear, was now close to being worth $500 million, that he liked his latest album Kingdom Come, and that Jay-Z's music was dark and intriguing.

He said that the pictures he paints with his music were dark.

I asked him if it would be worth anythig and he said no, that it would be worth something to me but not to anyone else.

I said consider if I turn around right after the frame is done and tried to sell it on E-bay for $1,200. He said noone would probably buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749935)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: spruce hell

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750965)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:47 PM
Author: effete hospital roommate

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977357)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Concupiscible Patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449246)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: Irate house sex offender

"Barnes and Noble"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749955)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749966)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: stimulating shimmering nursing home

what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shirt came from Bloomingdale"

find a new cause to espouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750028)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

thank you

as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with palms towards the sky]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750033)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Irate house sex offender

The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barnes and Noble's"--hence your response is out of scope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757736)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaking moron!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761443)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Costumed deep associate

Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy*s and Bloomindales. Barnes and Noble is still Barnes and Noble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800200)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

shutup dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800224)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed crusty legend

he has a point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399427)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

What's up people?? I'm an artist now.

I'm prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750012)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: stimulating shimmering nursing home

sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs of bookstores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750036)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore. I also think that she knew unconciously that it would piss people off at the bookstore. This is a smart girl.

I knew it was going to be problematic. First they asked if we purchased the CDs. Then they asked if we had bought anything, get this, "recently", even tho both of us were sitting there with coffees in our hand. then they said we were taking up too much space. at the same time i thought The bookstore was a good choice for me in case I needed to purchase another disc or paper or whatever.

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750060)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated kitty cat wrinkle

You really like Jay-Z.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750108)





Date: March 15th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: vermilion spot

You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757092)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

well i mean i take that as a given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761425)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: Hairraiser sandwich giraffe

this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7751001)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:04 PM
Author: Titillating Wild Theater Stage

tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399356)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:43 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she was just browsing around. She either had to catch an early train or she was really looking forward to our date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755020)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:25 PM
Author: Lake Floppy Site Haunted Graveyard

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450194)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Concupiscible Patrolman

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755087)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

r u calling me a fucking liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755093)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Concupiscible Patrolman

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755100)





Date: March 14th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website with her full resume, and a portfolio with thumbnails of her object and print work. she also studied abroad in france.

i think this girl's a jewbie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755293)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755882)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated kitty cat wrinkle

Are you a beat maker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756027)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: massive shaky nowag

unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do find it hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756045)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated kitty cat wrinkle

what dont you get about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756066)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: massive shaky nowag

its clearly satire but i dont know of what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757795)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

clearly satire? what are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761421)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:10 PM
Author: massive shaky nowag

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849524)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: vibrant messiness

this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756425)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser sandwich giraffe

this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in asshat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756441)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: Learning disabled sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399242)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit idiot

this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756436)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: Fragrant Property Brethren

in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757747)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

my company's doing just fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761453)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: comical karate

what's going on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757858)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Cowardly Obsidian Regret

you make niggers look bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757930)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

jealous punk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761454)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7799992)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Bonkers hairy legs area

hi, joshua_d!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800060)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800065)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Bonkers hairy legs area

also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&mc=18&forum_id=2#3535169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800105)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

r u saying you have a point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800159)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Bonkers hairy legs area

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800176)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: Bonkers hairy legs area

fucking great thread dood srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800243)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Glittery soggy stage

I still don't understand this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800183)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanatory. if you don't understand this thread then you dont understand every thread out there. It's the principle of mathematical induction, which Jay-Z applies in his raps quite regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800196)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed crusty legend

blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399439)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822935)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the framing shop is located at...............

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

I'm not picking it up until noon tomorrow, so you can see if from 10am to 12pm in the framing shop, or, of course, at my apt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822944)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my interior decorator slash maid to come over and tell me where to hang it, and then have her husband hang it.

Where shall I put it!!!?????!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828605)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant headpube

I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law student who shat in the magazine aisle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828662)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really brings life to the place. I'm so proud of myself.

The story is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849352)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

this shit is bad. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849518)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: massive shaky nowag

I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849534)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Concupiscible Patrolman

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849551)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: massive shaky nowag

It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849562)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

clearly i was just joking about that.

BUT, i use mathematical induction at my job, while I'm programming.

Two concrete examples:

1) When we're testing a new version of a pricing library, we compare the output of a file with the output of a file that was produced during a test just before. if the files are the same, then we're good. Because we assume that the one from before is good, given that the first one is good. that's what mathematical induction is.

2) When I download historical spreads from a database, some of the dates have error values. What i should do is some sort of interpolation to get the value, but I do something more simple which is just get the value from the day before. If there is a value for the first date, then i'm guaranteed to have an entire series without any errors. Again, basic mathematical induction.

I can't think of where jigga uses inducation in his raps, quite honestly. i was just joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849587)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: massive shaky nowag

tytytytyt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849591)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: Sable Aggressive Ticket Booth

This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:33 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849629)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

what? are my examples not induction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849635)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: cerise drunken rehab

ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about.

as far as your comparisions go unless you use a cyclic redundancy check or non repeating hash the two files cant be compared directly. a bit differential will cancel out and even though both files are different you will get the result that both files are identical.

what youre doing is not induction. its extrapolation with infinite error functions.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399281)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:53 PM
Author: arousing drab pit boltzmann

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849719)





Date: March 31st, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

the young lady who came over last night was like:

"wow, that's hot. you just got all his shit. nobody else has something like that".

she is from florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849886)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: massive shaky nowag

YES!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399208)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: sooty big locus codepig

tytytytytyty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977310)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: effete hospital roommate

Brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977365)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

wanna know the consultant's name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7851628)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:45 PM
Author: useless gay trust fund stock car

I never did get this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399247)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: massive shaky nowag

bumps historical spreads from a database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703073)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: zippy stag film nibblets

diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 2025 that I just don't understand yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703092)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm

no joke buddy. Okay, 3.85 instead of 3.89. i'm not perfect, you know

but what I described happened. those bastards should not have thrown us out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703196)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot on the wall and hang the picture is my sup's wife, and she claims to have been an interior decorator. she definitely does a good job cleaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703231)





Date: September 29th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: wonderful honey-headed state police squad

it's like an episode of Jerry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703506)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: massive shaky nowag

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977294)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: sooty big locus codepig

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977302)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: haunting boyish multi-billionaire

See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977342)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic den

Robert Hacketttt is a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977369)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: cyan piazza

My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449559)





Date: March 8th, 2008 3:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling jewess community account

I think I'm starting to get it...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449011)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:32 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Concupiscible Patrolman

this was always one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449286)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: cyan piazza

It's #1 in my book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449526)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Concupiscible Patrolman

all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes it even better (in part because they might be right)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451447)





Date: March 9th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: effete hospital roommate

wtf no, it's next level schtick.

it's truly amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451712)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: Lake Floppy Site Haunted Graveyard

This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly appreciate while high. But it is hilarious in any event. The "I use induction all the time at my job" post was incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450225)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:52 PM
Author: claret death wish

this is some fucked up shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450314)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:41 AM
Author: dull odious brunch mediation

Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452031)





Date: March 9th, 2008 5:36 AM
Author: wonderful honey-headed state police squad

if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452140)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: effete hospital roommate

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307935)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:06 PM
Author: talented pervert

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

------

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307949)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:28 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle kitchen

this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am completely divorcing myself from the memory of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10308007)