Would you pour bleach over Alex Atkind's eyes?
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Date: March 18th, 2007 3:56 PM Author: argosy (I luv azn bois :D)
I would. I'd force him at gunpoint to chew up a speaker wire beforehand so I have good reason to, though.
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 1:40 PM Author: ..,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,
Most definately.
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Date: May 13th, 2007 6:21 PM Author: >-~°o°~-<
then later, would you pour bleach into the eyes of Alex Atkind, dog torturer and Cornell student, just to add insult to injury?
I would do this to Alex Atkind, dog torturer and Cornell student
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 1:39 PM Author: @323##322
It must be done!
*fires up blowtorch*
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Date: May 13th, 2007 6:23 PM Author: >-~°o°~-<
I think it would be cool if we put meat paste all over Alexander H. Atkind, dog torturer and Cornell student, then threw him into a pit with some pit bulls who were hungry and pissed off.
Then, we could pour bleach in Alexander H. Atkind, dog torturer and Cornell student's eyes.
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Date: June 1st, 2007 10:51 PM Author: Hittin' It This Second (IlooklikehalftheguysinL.A.pwn3d!)
NETID: aha23
EMAIL: aha23@cornell.edu
CAMPUS: (607)257-0729 and (617)538-1265
LOCAL: (607)257-0729
MOBILE: (617)538-1265
CAMPUS: 343B Mews Hall
LOCAL: 111 VALENTINE PL., ITHACA, NY, 14850
Is this still the contact information for Alex Atkind, Dog Torturer?
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Date: June 10th, 2007 3:55 AM Author: Zoomtard is the retardedest!!!! Subject: Princess The Puppy Writes Alex Atkind's Law School LOR!
Date: March 21st, 2007 10:08 PM
Author: PrincessPup
My name is "Princess" and I am an eleven month old puppy. You rarely get letters of non-recommendation from puppies. First, it is not easy to type with paws, and second, our knowledge of English is minimal (other than "fetch," "sit," "roll-over" and our name). But I'm a bright doggie, and I have a lot to say about this dog torturer and drug user who attended Cornell University. I also have provided you the proof below. I am writing to you because Alex Atkind, a person who tortured me and who was recently busted for possession of a controlled substance, may decide to go to your law school. I do not recommend him. Instead, he needs a tight leash wrapped around his neck.
Alex got mad at me for chewing on his speaker wire in his smelly apartment near Cornell University. His apartment was do dirty that I had to wipe my paws off to go outside. But I am a puppy. Puppies like to chew. I am not smart enough to know what is something "good" to chew on from something "bad". Alex is too stupid to know that puppies chew, even though he agreed to watch me for the night. He could have offered me anything to chew on: the worn-out Hustler mag with the pages stuck together under his bed, his ballet slippers, or even the used thong that is stuck to the wall. Nobody made Alex look after me. I mean, I'm awfully cute, but I'm just 11 months old. I'm a baby. He's an adult. They say doggies age 7 years to every 1 year to humans. I dunno about that. Looking at him, I'd say you got that reversed. He sure is an ugly motherfucker, even for a human.
Because I was a “bad” dog, Alex hit me hard on my head, causing the skull bones to show, and burned me with a cigarette, and then poured bleach and laundry detergent in my eyes which also burned my body. We all know that there is no such thing as a "bad" doggie – just bad humans, such as this sub-human piece of crap. I really shouldn't compare him to crap, that is unfair to the crap. Anyway, he wanted to hurt me bad, and he succeeded. I yelped and pleaded in my best doggie ways to get him to stop hurting me. Nope. I even rolled over and played dead. Didn't work. And let me tell you, when he lit up that cigarette and came after me, well that was pure cruelty. Ok, I get it, you're mad about your stupid speaker wire. But my master (unlike you) has a job, and he'll pay you back the $2 in damage I did. Please don't burn me! Well, he didn't stop there. Despite my crying out in pain as he burned me with the cigarette, he then poured bleach into my eyes and on my skin. Then he mixed it up with some detergent and that really hurt. It caused me a lot of pain, and I have a hard time seeing now. Bleach in the eyes? To me, a little puppy? Why? I also might have intestinal damage because I licked off the bleach and detergent and it got inside my body. The doctor says that I threw up some blood.
I was happy when the police arrived. They were mad at him. "Bad human" I said. I lifted my rear leg near him but missed. Alex also told the police that he would do it again and didn't seem worried about being punished by the court. He is not sorry. The police report said he was "cocky and arrogant." Or maybe they said he was a “cock”. I’m unsure. I realize that this is hearsay, since a police report is an out of court statement, but it is reliable. For instance, if I were to say, "Alex Atkind is an asshole for being so cruel to me" and it was reported to you by somebody else, that too would be hearsay, but coupled with the pictures, is reliable. It can come in under the "Catch-All" exception, if not as a non-hearsay admission, or maybe as an effect on the listener. You may wonder how an 11 month old puppy learned so much law. Well, I watch Animal Planet and a lot of crime shows. I catch on.
Later, Alex got busted for possessing mushrooms or some controlled substance. I think Alex has got some serious character problems. He gets mad, likes to torture a puppy, and takes drugs. Here is a picture of Alex upside down drinking beer at his frat house. My master says that Alex is getting primed for the “Bubba” position when he lands in jail. I don’t know any Bubba’s but I’ll take his help if he’ll give it. My master also said that this is the “doggie style” position that Alex better get used to while in jail. He referred to Alex as “somebody’s bitch.” I thought “bitches” referred to female dogs (like my friend Fifi down the street), but I can get confused. Notice that he is losing his hair, and he is just 23? He is pretty ugly. We are both mixed breeds: I am part pit-bull and retriever; he is part human and all ass.
Us dogs are very forgiving and loving. We love our masters even if they are cruel to us. But Alex is not my master. Since I am part pit-bull, I'll be sure to bite him hard on the ass when I get older. Let's see how tough Alex is when he is fat and bald (and unemployed) after I have grown up. He screwed up my eyes but not my jaws. I’ll enjoy watching him soil himself as I clamp down on his Mickey Mouse sized nuts.
I have to go now. The SPCA is taking care of me. I have a lot of medical bills that need to be paid (over $2,000). They are really nice to me too, and are soliciting donations. They gave me a nice squeaky toy, and I get to lay on my favorite bed. They even rub my tummy. Nice!
I can't wait to go home, but it will hard for me with bad eyesight. Bleach in the eyes tends to do this. The doc says that I might need a seeing-eye person. At least with four legs I won't need a cane. Maybe I can get one of those cool handicapped placards that humans use all the time when they really just want to keep their nice cars from getting dents? Heck, I would LOVE a spot near a great fire hydrant near my house! I hope other dogs don't wonder why most of my fur is shaved off, and ask about the burns from the bleach, the dark sunglasses I'll be wearing and the burns from the cigarettes. Dogs tend to gossip you know. And I was making a move on Fifi, the French poodle. I’m attracted to older women, and unlike the French in general, she smells nice (especially from the back).
I hope you will consider (coldly) Alex's application to law school and as a future member of the bar. He belongs behind bars, not as a member of one. I also hope you will place it on the floor as my master does for me when he paper trains me. When I get to go outside, I will name a fire hydrant in honor of Alex Atkind, dog torturer and drug user. I don’t mind digging up old bones on him. He is a self-entitled loser, and he is mean to harmless cute puppies like me.
Love, Princess.
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=599521&forum_id=2#7793776 )
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Date: July 22nd, 2007 1:36 AM Author: <o.0>
do you mean Alex Atkind, the dog torturer and Cornell student?
Or just Alex Atkind, the dog torturer.
tyia
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Date: July 22nd, 2007 1:42 AM Author: W. O'Reilly
I believe (and correct me if I am wrong) that the Special Agent Brownstone is referring to Alex Atkind, who is both a Cornell Student as well as a dog torturer.
Am I mistaken?
TYIA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=597512&forum_id=2#8419597) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2007 1:55 AM Author: W. O'Reilly
I believe that Alex Atkind, who tortured a puppy who was named Princess, was in Jail for some time.
Am I mistaken? Does anyone know the how the case of Alex Atkind, the Cornell dog torturer ended?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=597512&forum_id=2#8419665) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2007 2:39 AM Author: W. O'Reilly
I actually don't follow your reasoning behind wishing that Alexander H. Atkind, the Cornell Dog Torturer, should be in jail because the wire was not his own.
Wouldn't you say that Alex Atkind who tortured Princess (a puppy) should be in jail regardless because he (Alex Atkind) tortured a dog?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=597512&forum_id=2#8419930) |

Date: September 20th, 2007 3:19 AM Author: Farts Chucking Justices
Alex Atkind '06 Pleads Guilty to Animal Abuse
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By Sun Staff
Alexander Atkind ’06, who was charged on May 8 on one count of aggravated cruelty to animals, a Class E felony, pled guilty to a felony animal abuse charge in Tompkins County Court yesterday.
He admitted to beating and abusing a 30-pound female Labrador-pit bull mix named Princess on or around March 8 by spraying her with homemade cleaning solution containing bleach, leaving her with little or no eyesight for life. Princess belonged to Atkind’s roommate.
Atkind is scheduled to be sentenced Oct. 15. His charge entails a jail term of up to two years. The district attorney, however, is recommending six months of time in a local jail, followed by five years probation. He will also be subject to a $5,000 fine, mandatory psychiatric evaluation and recommended treatments, and he must agree not to own, care for or reside in a home with any pets.
Atkind is currently serving a six-month sentence in the Tioga County Jail for criminal possession of a controlled substance in the fourth-degree. When the police investigated a car accident that Atkind was involved in on March 17 in Tioga County, he was found to have hallucinogenic mushrooms, according to the Ithaca Journal.
Atkind’s case drew the attention of animal rights organizations from around the country, including the Humane Society of the United States, which drafted a letter to Ithaca District Attorney Gwen Wilkinson last March calling on the her to bring felony charges against the then Cornell senior. The Tompkins County Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals housed Princess after her release from Cornell’s veterinary hospital and treated her for her injuries.
As of last May, Princess had received $4000 in donations to the SPCA for her recovery.
http://cornellsun.com/node/24534
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689386&forum_id=2#8665909 )
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=597512&forum_id=2#8665922)
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Date: September 20th, 2007 3:27 AM Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=689386&mc=5&forum_id=2
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Date: October 24th, 2007 9:48 PM Author: Farts Chucking Justices
Atkind ’06 Sentenced to Six Months for Dog Abuse
Print: Email: Share: October 17, 2007 - 12:00am
By Noah Grynberg
Alexander Atkind ’06 was sentenced to six months in prison and five years probation yesterday in Tompkins County Court, one month after pleading guilty to felony charges that he abused his roommate’s dog last March.
Atkind admitted to most of the allegations contained in a felony indictment dated May 8 that charged the fifth-year Cornell senior with beating and pouring bleach on a Labrador-pit bull mix over the weekend of March 9, leaving the dog with diminished eyesight for life. He was charged with one misdemeanor count of overdriving, torturing and injuring an animal at the time of his March 10 arrest, but District Attorney Gwen Wilkinson made a successful push to bring felony charges in the case amid mounting pressure from local and national animal rights groups.
According to yesterday’s sentence, Atkind will be subject to a $5,000 fine and mandatory psychiatric evaluation and treatment in addition to prison time and probation. He must also agree not to own, care for or reside in a home with any pets. Atkind faced up to two years in prison after his guilty plea last month, but Wilkinson recommended a lighter sentence.
Currently, Atkind is serving another six-month prison term in Tioga County Jail on an unrelated drug charge. He will begin serving his six-month prison sentence for animal abuse after he completes his term in Tioga County.
Atkind’s case drew the attention of animal rights organizations from around the country, including the Humane Society of the United States, which drafted a letter to Wilkinson on March 19 calling on the D.A. to bring felony charges against the Cornell senior. The Tompkins County Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals was also involved in the case, housing the injured dog after her release from Cornell’s veterinary hospital. The SPCA will receive Atkind’s $5,000 fine.
Wilkinson initially indicated she would seek a felony indictment in the case at Atkind’s March 23 arraignment. The D.A. said later that the cruel nature of Atkind’s actions and the extent of the dog’s injuries warranted a felony charge.
http://cornellsun.com/node/25300
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=706623&forum_id=2#8809519 )
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Date: October 24th, 2007 9:57 PM Author: argosy (New Sun, Long Sun, Short Sun, Latro, Knight, Doors)
I am not sure whether Alex Atkind, convicted puppy torturer and drug abuser, is a sodomite.
btw, this thread is dedicated to wgwawg
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Date: October 24th, 2007 10:06 PM Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.
This is my best thread ever.
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 5:07 AM Author: ...,.,.,...,.,,,.,.,.,
lol at this gem
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Date: April 21st, 2008 2:29 PM Author: Broislav
i can't say this makes me "angry" like some of the above posters.
it's funny how an innocent black person being brutalized provokes little to no reaction to the typical white person, but animal cruelty elicits intense fuming. i mean i guess all dogs are virtually the same, but in the same way so are humans. the incongruity in reaction isn't explainable rationally.
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Date: July 4th, 2008 5:03 AM Author: uvadood
you'd send a dood to state for animal battery?
give me a fucking break.
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Date: September 8th, 2008 11:26 AM Author: MOARDONGSPLZ
Daily reminder: Cornell student Alex Atkind (Pictured here: http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6687/alexatkindmugshotbw7.jpg ) savagely beat his friend's dog until her skull was exposed. He then poured bleach on the wound and in her eyes. The dog suffered internal injuries from accidentally ingesting the bleach after she tried desperately to lick it off.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=597512&forum_id=2#10138498)
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Date: September 9th, 2008 10:53 PM Author: MOARDONGSPLZ
Daily reminder: Cornell student Alex Atkind (Pictured here: http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6687/alexatkindmugshotbw7.jpg ) savagely beat his friend's dog until her skull was exposed. He then poured bleach on the wound and in her eyes. The dog suffered internal injuries from accidentally ingesting the bleach after she tried desperately to lick it off.
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