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The Secret Diary of Whokebe
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Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM Author: light know-it-all native excerpt: 9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled. 9:05 AM Changed the main character of my novel's name from Russell to Steve. Also changed xo monikers. 9:11 AM Took opium, mescaline, and ecstasy. Synthesized some as yet undiscovered psychoactive drug using my extensive knowledge of organic chemistry. 9:12 AM Nigger thread. More chuckles. 9:15 AM Looked through my file of med school rejection letters again. Cried. I don't know why I do this to myself. 9:16 AM Nigger thread. 16 responses. New record. It's going to be a great day. |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:23 PM Author: Violent Stag Film nicely done bc this is also how i picture his day. 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816910) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 6:58 AM Author: cracking chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818533) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:25 AM Author: Amber Insecure National Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM Author: [Community accounts are for losers......]
excerpt: 9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled.
9:05 AM Changed the main character of my novel's name from Russell to Steve. Also changed xo monikers.
9:11 AM Took opium, mescaline, and ecstasy. Synthesized some as yet undiscovered psychoactive drug using my extensive knowledge of organic chemistry.
9:12 AM Nigger thread. More chuckles.
9:15 AM Looked through my file of med school rejection letters again. Cried. I don't know why I do this to myself.
9:16 AM Nigger thread. 16 responses. New record. It's going to be a great day.
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Date: October 26th, 2007 12:54 PM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people 12:52 PM Got up. Walked around. Sat back down. I am trapped in a cage of my own making. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816005) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 3:06 PM Author: exciting locus wait - that's from my diary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816638) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: Spectacular Violet Point January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California Dear Diary, Tonight was the worst night of my life. I was just walking down the street when I was approached by three gangbanging niggers. The skinny one grabbed my Walkman and I tried to grab it back, but the one that looked like Fat Albert grabbed my arm. He wouldn't let go. I tried to get away, but he dragged me into the alleyway. Everything is a blur after that, but I know that I lost something there in that alley last night. I lost my dignity. Those fucking niggers raped me all night. I'm broken now, but I will let this hate burn inside me until I am strong enough to let it out in a burst of flame. Then those niggers will see how it felt. |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:22 PM Author: Hateful trump supporter Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: whokebestrack
January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California
Dear Diary,
Tonight was the worst night of my life. I was just walking down the street when I was approached by three gangbanging niggers. The skinny one grabbed my Walkman and I tried to grab it back, but the one that looked like Fat Albert grabbed my arm. He wouldn't let go. I tried to get away, but he dragged me into the alleyway. Everything is a blur after that, but I know that I lost something there in that alley last night. I lost my dignity. Those fucking niggers raped me all night. I'm broken now, but I will let this hate burn inside me until I am strong enough to let it out in a burst of flame. Then those niggers will see how it felt.
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:24 PM Author: Spectacular Violet Point Why did you copy my post? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816134) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:26 PM Author: Hateful trump supporter i really enjoyed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816146) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:26 PM Author: Spectacular Violet Point ty dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816147) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:34 PM Author: Hateful trump supporter yw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816200) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:24 PM Author: dun jap church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824562) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 2:42 PM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people December 25, 1990, Christmas Morning Mommy and daddy gave me a toy stethoscope for Christmas! It's so cool. It's my new favorite thing in the whole wide world! One day, I'm going to grow up to be a real doctor. That will make mommy and daddy so proud!
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Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM Author: light know-it-all native December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning
I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave. |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Amber Insecure National 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816840) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: jade hissy fit Reply
Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM Author: kim deal's slight lisp
December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning
I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816830)
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people Why are you using a community account to preserve a community account post? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816845) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people 180 wow srsly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816843) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:02 PM Author: light know-it-all native tytyty, i almost wish i still used my static account so i could bask in the glory this will surely bring to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816849) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:03 PM Author: exciting locus i will preserve for posterity.
Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM Author: earl dood
December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning
I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:04 PM Author: light know-it-all native you are a gentleman and a whokebe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816858) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:05 PM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people if you come back later under your real moniker to take credit, i'll understand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816863) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: exciting locus i would laugh, but it hits too close to home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816844) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Violent Stag Film fucking amazing and probably accurate. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816919) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:25 PM Author: jade hissy fit 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8819159) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:25 PM Author: jade hissy fit 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8819164) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:21 PM Author: dun jap church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824545) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:55 AM Author: Chrome tank philosopher-king 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917242) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 5:10 PM Author: Sapphire trip elastic band instant classic thread
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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:07 PM Author: Talented forum have any of you ever considered becoming script writers for comedy shows? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817209) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:13 PM Author: avocado drunken toaster i dont think mainstream tv watching public would appreciate 1/2 hour of whokebe related jokes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817229) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 7:06 PM Author: Violent Stag Film yes we would! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817369) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:25 PM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people awesome thread. whokebe is utter trash w/ an overpriced useless NYU UG degree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817268) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 7:28 PM Author: Marvelous Yellow Shitlib 1:17 pm Take a whiff of my NYU UG degree, begin masturbating. 1:19 pm Just finished cleaning up, watching a youtube video of a nigger kicking a white guy's ass, and posting a nigger thread. awaiting responses 1:23 pm Bump nigger thread. 1:29 pm Bump nigger thread. wtf? that was a hilarious title about niggers 1:33 pm NIGGER THREAD HAS 4 RESPONSES IN IT!!! I light a few candles and turn my phone off. I put on The Bends (note to self, consider creating a radiohead thread this afternoon). I click the mouse. I read "stfu Whokebe." I matter. 1:35 pm I write "y" and click Post. Shaping up to be a great day. |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 8:30 PM Author: light know-it-all native i lulzed heavily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817503) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: Amber Insecure National i laughed at the entry for 1:29pm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818002) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:42 AM Author: Honey-headed Sandwich Church No 1:19 was the best. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092352) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:45 AM Author: clear really tough guy nah, i'm gonna go with 1:33 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092366) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:21 PM Author: jade hissy fit I LOLed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827317) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:39 AM Author: clear really tough guy this has to be one of the most underrated posts in the history of xoxo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092338) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:40 AM Author: Honey-headed Sandwich Church lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092342) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:52 AM Author: coral parlour stfu whokebe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092379) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:53 AM Author: Honey-headed Sandwich Church STOP, whokebe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092384) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:54 AM Author: coral parlour haaaa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092385) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 5:02 AM Author: clear really tough guy probably not the first time a girl has asked you to stop following her around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092410) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 4:02 AM Author: light know-it-all native October 10, 2007
Dear Diary,
I sent an email to the waitress I met at the bar:
"Have you ever thought of Blackness? Not the simple blackness of your childhood crayon, but the impenetrable Blackness of the human soul? While on mescaline-fueled journeys, Blackness presents her warm body to me and urges me to embrace her naked frailty. She transforms herself into the mischievous blackness of small niglets singing their choruses in ruinous alleyways, she tightens her hold on me, and we hump together in the darkness of my bedroom until the hot liquid of our passion releases itself from my exhausted body. I lay still, as if dead, languishing in the sullen afterglow. Yet sometimes in the deepest fervor of these strange visions, I am suddenly revived by the dark horse of your beauty galloping thru space at 1.2 light years per hour into my black dreams, blinding me with a light so pure it resembles neither human love nor goodness but makes mockeries of them both. We should go out for drinks sometime next week. Are you free on Thursday?"
She hasn't responded. I realize now that I will never truly love a woman. |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 12:59 PM Author: exciting locus awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818818) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 8:55 PM Author: jade hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8823917) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 8:55 PM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8823918) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:15 PM Author: dun jap church building October 31, 2001
It was a hard thing to get up this morning and see what I had done. Picking over the vomit and the broken Guns and Roses albums, tossing aside the Totino's pizza boxes and a degree from a school that purportedly operated in a place called "Johnson City" I came across a stack of VHS tapes. It appeared that she had recorded some home movies over various aerobic instructional videos. Being careful not to move her again, because the blood smelled of coffee, trojan condoms and tacos, I popped one in the ancient VHS on top of the Curtis Mathis from 1984 that she had apparently meticulously maintained. It worked in any event. Of course, it was her crooning at the cats that were even now eating from her damned inconvenient mortal remains. The fucking cats. They had been watching the whole time...they had seen the whole thing. They couldn't be allowed to pass on their knowledge. I picked up a shoe to begin my grizzly work.... It started innocently enough. I had seen her in a Starbucks and she had been counting her change. I realized she was a little short and even though she seemed very angry I approached and offered to pay for her milkshake (though it was disguised as a coffee drink of some sort). She looked at me and asked if I watched StarGate. I said that I did indeed and she asked me to come to her place. I had never been with a woman, but agreed quickly enough. It turns out that she lived in a rowhouse in Baltimore, and she clearly could not afford to engage a woman for cleaning. Clothes, wrappers from maxi pads and other rubbage were strown about the apartment. She asked if I were hungry. Being somewhat stunned at having been propositioned in a coffee shoppe, I said yes. She whipped a Totinos out of the freezer and put it in the oven. It was cooked in a brief period and we enjoyed it together. Then, promising anal, she asked me to retire to her bedroom. Anal being an experience I had enjoyed, though form the other end, I agreed. In her room she immediately demanded that I produce a condom. Having not expected this turn of events, I did not have one. Sighing in disgust, and speaking in terms of derision regarding my male genitalia, she opened a drawer next to her bed and tore one off of a roll that must have consisted of hundreds. I looked at her and stated that I was not sure of what to do and that I had not enjoyed a woman before. She insulted me severely and then proceeded to tell me to place my penis against her anus. I complied, thinking that the other side must be as glorious as receiving had been. However, it was different. There were large swinging ti-tays. There was a slight musky odor from her loins. I could not decide what the difference was, but it was not as fulfilling as I had imagined. She asked me to put my cock into her vagina, and I refused. Remembering one other instance in which I had experienced pleasure (albeit with a man) I asked her to suck my penis. She flew into a rage, stating that she would not suck a dick and espousing various feminist rhetoric. I asked her to quiet down, and told her that I would not insist that she put my penis in her mouth. Nonetheless she continued to berate me is such a fashion that I became agitated. Eventually, she called me a faggot, and being ashamed, I stuck her with a box of toasty-o's (apparently a generic cereal afforded easily on her salary) until she was dead. I then passed out with a feeling of satisfaction that I had not felt before. Back to the morning. The videos are over and I have stumbled across a number of pictures of the bitch. I put them in my bag (always with me) along with the video tapes. I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live. And she will. If only on xoxo. |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:21 AM Author: light know-it-all native "I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live. And she will. If only on xoxo."
Made reading the entire thing worth it. I'm honored to have this on the thread. 180 |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:28 AM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people the first paragraph was promising but this quickly went off the rails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825689) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:32 AM Author: exciting locus right - cuz whok is more like The Dood than Patrick Bateman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825709) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:38 AM Author: Passionate Sanctuary was the chick from baltitmore supposed to be madcat? lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825725) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:42 AM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people That was the joke, Ted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825735) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:32 AM Author: dun jap church building If one did not get that from the entry, then I have failed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826034) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:45 AM Author: Amber Insecure National that was pretty fucking brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825742) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 3:09 AM Author: Amber Insecure National Official Thread Artwork: http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roomww9.png |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 12:54 PM Author: light know-it-all native EPIC
for posterity:
http://hidebehind.com/A43E33 |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:26 AM Author: Amber Insecure National http://hidebehind.com/A43E33 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917086) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 12:57 PM Author: Violent Stag Film this thread was already amazing... but this took it to a new level
whokebe is an utter disgrace |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 1:27 PM Author: exciting locus 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826521) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:40 PM Author: charismatic business firm partner Now THAT is amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826854) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:15 PM Author: Sapphire trip elastic band 180
whokebe has been totally pwned in this thread |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: Scarlet offensive new version ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827357) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:07 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Coffee Pot University I am completely blown away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827685) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:09 PM Author: Violent Stag Film i was in awe when i saw this. its almost exactly what i picture when i think of whokebe, except i figured his computer would have stormfront on the screen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827690) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:14 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Coffee Pot University So that I may completely absorb and appreciate the masterpiece, explain to me the Bible-looking book in his hand, and the picture of the man in a cap and gown. Is that 'kebe?
edit: i seriously lol'd at the mouse. |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:17 PM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people the book is whokebe's secret diary. the photo next to the NYU diploma is Rosa Parks' mug shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827709) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:19 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Coffee Pot University aha. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827718) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:17 PM Author: Violent Stag Film its his diary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827711) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:18 PM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people http://img110.imageshack.us/my.php?image=room2ad8.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827714) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:48 PM Author: Slippery school cafeteria what's in the test tubes in the lower right hand corner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837484) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM Author: Amber Insecure National doesn't matter. they're only there to symbolize his boundless knowledge of chemistry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837491) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:52 PM Author: Slippery school cafeteria why is he in a spiderman mask? what's the significance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837503) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:55 PM Author: Amber Insecure National it was the only faceless pic of a passed out guy i could find. i was going to put a KKK hood on him, but it wasn't worth the effort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837516) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:53 PM Author: Slippery school cafeteria and why Van Morrison? Martin Luther King? and the other picture in the upper right hand corner? and the pills -- what's in em? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837507) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:58 PM Author: Amber Insecure National van morrison because he trolls for astral weeks mlk and rosa parks (the other photo) because i imagine he looks up at the photographs of them while posting to find the strength to make more nigger threads the pills are because i'm convinced he has mental disorders IRL |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:05 PM Author: Slippery school cafeteria thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837559) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:53 PM Author: Slippery school cafeteria and finally, the picture on the left? with comfortable in it with the diverging road. what's the significance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841813) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:55 PM Author: Amber Insecure National radiohead poster. hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841822) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM Author: Slippery school cafeteria I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the baseball cap, ants, fruitflys and roaches. Good job though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841829) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:05 AM Author: light know-it-all native Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM Author: diandre,
I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the baseball cap, ants, fruitflys and roaches. Good job though.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841829)
ROFL @ whokebe the retard outing himself as another guy with mental problems on this site.
Diandre AK47 Whokebe Aznazn
who else? |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:06 AM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people i think his claiming to be whokebe is flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842116) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Slippery school cafeteria dude whokebe is a poster that doesn't post anymore. hasn't in years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842122) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:21 AM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people who is aldous huxley ...? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842161) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:54 AM Author: Honey-headed Sandwich Church I'm really scared to open this. Somebody tell me what it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092386) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:55 AM Author: clear really tough guy those are safe websites (hidebehind at least), you really should because the picture is fucking hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092388) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 5:04 AM Author: Honey-headed Sandwich Church I loled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092411) |
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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:12 AM Author: cowardly balding milk scourge upon the earth what are you lolling at you dumb POS hooker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10213485) |
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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:15 AM Author: transparent doctorate ceo ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10213493) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:13 PM Author: dun jap church building October 29, 2007.
8:30- Wake up from the sweet merciful release that is sleep. Piss into coke bottle. I am thankful for once that my penis is small.
8:33- Log onto xoxo while enjoying small Merita powdered donuts in a bag. These are delicious.
8:34- Use new firefox plug in to read approximately 150 posts in five minutes. It appears that someone snuck into my room and took a picture after I fell asleep last night. This is disturbing.
8:35- Must counter negative influence of picture on the board or all will be lost.
8:36- Debate whether Nigger threads will best accomplish this goal. Sadly, I think not. Instead, a steady dose of threads from "newcomers" claiming to have been attracted to the board from me will be just the trick. Proceed with plan and begin megaposting.
8:37- Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes to replicate actual wounds. COBRAKAIPWN3D BITCH!!!!
3:00 p.m.- resume good will mission on xoxo |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: Sapphire trip elastic band "Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes to replicate actual wounds. COBRAKAIPWN3D BITCH!!!! "
LOL |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:21 PM Author: Passionate Sanctuary what is this firefox plug you speak of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827315) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:23 PM Author: jade hissy fit 8:36 is always how i picture whokebe coming up with those threads."why is whokebe so influential" etc
i LOLed when i read your evaluation, which matches mine |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 10:10 PM Author: Violent Stag Film That was an awesome entry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845705) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Scarlet offensive new version September 24, 2007
Ahdaminijacket just spoke at that ttt. I knew persians were hot, but turns out Iran has no jews or faggots there either. Depending on my GMAT rerererereretake I'll consider applying to some med schools there. Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probably tutor that and make tons of cash.
Mom just sent up another batch of kerrs banana/strawberry juice. The rush is insane. I cant stop bumping my nigger threads and rate me threads. I literally got so excited that I broke the wheel on my swivel chair and I have to manually go from terminal to terminal to talk with myself on xo under different monikers.
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: jade hissy fit haha perfect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827366) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:35 PM Author: Scarlet offensive new version ty pauliewalnuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827374) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:38 PM Author: dun jap church building Not bad at all. I was especially appreciative of the banana strawberry juice reference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827387) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:35 AM Author: Amber Insecure National ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024868) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:29 AM Author: clear really tough guy "Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probably tutor that and make tons of cash."
Great Thread. |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 5:29 PM Author: Boyish kitty October 30, 2047
1. Telepath derogatory thread about blacks and asians to XO portal
2. Kill and skin neigbors pet bobcat
3. Pick up Social Security credits from moleculizer
4. Plan on how to lose virginity once again
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:00 PM Author: Violent Stag Film ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827668) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 7:38 PM Author: light know-it-all native *prints this thread out, carries it in pocket* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828017) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 7:47 PM Author: Cyan brunch macaca i farted while reading this thread -- that's how hard i was laughing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828043) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 8:55 PM Author: tantric hospital old irish cottage Every single fucking person in this thread is Whokebe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828318) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 8:56 PM Author: Big mahogany state jewess that is absolutely not true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828325) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:02 PM Author: tantric hospital old irish cottage Hi Whokebe! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828348) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:05 PM Author: Big mahogany state jewess hmm...which response should i use here? maybe "we're all whokebes, aren't we?" maybe something simple like "idiot." maybe just play it off with a "lulz." idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828366) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:16 PM Author: tantric hospital old irish cottage stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828716) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:22 PM Author: Big mahogany state jewess you're right. "stfu" would have been tcr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828737) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:24 PM Author: exciting locus stfu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828750) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 9:47 AM Author: Big mahogany state jewess ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601122) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:04 AM Author: exciting locus ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601166) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:05 AM Author: Big mahogany state jewess are we friends? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601171) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:37 AM Author: exciting locus yes, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601289) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:32 PM Author: light know-it-all native completely fucking false. whokebe can't write a goddamn complete sentence, you think he could reach this level of brilliance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828515) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:33 PM Author: Big mahogany state jewess i'm not sure he even knows about the superior community account you're posting from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828522) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:00 PM Author: light know-it-all native this is the TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828639) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:30 PM Author: Razzle dull persian I, for one, support this thread. Good job, all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828778) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:36 PM Author: Violent Stag Film supremely credited. this thread is in my personal all time top 10.
and its only a few days old. |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:44 PM Author: Misanthropic charcoal halford nursing home October 25, 2007
5:05 PM Pick up Japanese for Beginners handbook and start lesson 14.
5:24 PM Gets tired and searches through japanese website for wgwag porn.
5:27 PM Log into japanese forum for leads on obscure wgwag porn. Hentai69 provides link to new wgwag website that is japanese-only.
5:32 PM www.sushionmayonnaise.com is hard to navigate and japanese-translation dictionary is not much help.
5:34 PM Make 36 wgwag threads without post content out of frustration.
5:42 PM Stalk ex-girlfriend's facebook. Print out picture of her with current Asian husband. Masturbate to wgwag porn and finish on her picture. Shed single tear.
6:24 PM Make 27 wgwag threads. Each thread gets at least two posts. Afraid Japanese BusinessDood moniker is becoming more infamous than Whokebe and has overtaken AK47.
9:35 PM Create thread announcing break from posting. Whimpers.
10:05 PM Log into Xo as AK47
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:50 PM Author: light know-it-all native 168
with AA bump, 176 |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:53 PM Author: Amber Insecure National Whokebe and Japanese BusinessDood aren't the same spammer. They have conversations at night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828929) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:55 PM Author: Misanthropic charcoal halford nursing home wtf? you should retire dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828938) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:28 AM Author: Violent Stag Film stfu whokebe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842185) |
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Date: November 6th, 2007 3:30 AM Author: Misanthropic charcoal halford nursing home lol faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8859347) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:13 AM Author: light know-it-all native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8834144) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:10 PM Author: Violent Stag Film tytyty this was a great re-read. some new posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837312) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:01 PM Author: Slippery school cafeteria All I have to say is: Oh my fucking god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841033) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:59 PM Author: Violent Stag Film you are way late to just read this now. this is one of the top threads in recent memory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841251) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:39 PM Author: Slippery school cafeteria No I saw it when it first came out. Hell, the thread is about me anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841758) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 9:30 PM Author: pea-brained diverse ratface Only been on xoxo for a year, but this is by far the best thread I have seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841374) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 10:09 PM Author: Violent Stag Film seconded. pretty much sums up what we've learned about the idiot behind the idiotic whokebe-related schticks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845698) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:48 PM Author: Slippery school cafeteria Was that picture a collaborative effort done at Watchell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841795) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:01 PM Author: Amber Insecure National link?
you're whokebe? |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:15 PM Author: Slippery school cafeteria you forgot the porn too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841910) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:18 PM Author: Amber Insecure National you're the weirdest poster on this board. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841930) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 9:56 PM Author: Slippery school cafeteria Oh and I take it the jacket symbolizes the fact that he doens't have a leather jacket? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845624) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:49 PM Author: exciting locus this thread is full of niggerism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841802) |
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Date: November 12th, 2007 1:22 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone site still an instant classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8884623) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:39 AM Author: navy laughsome dilemma people who are hurt this thread has three or four funny posts. the rest is shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917168) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:55 AM Author: High-end incel wagecucks please link to the three/to/four funny posts. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917248) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 3:40 AM Author: Rose Circlehead Pocket Flask holy shit. how am i only just NOW reading this all-timer of an xoxo thread?
a million 180s for this thread. |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 5:28 PM Author: Maniacal irradiated therapy nibblets Credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8918630) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 1:18 PM Author: Wonderful ocher tanning salon hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9001324) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:17 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Curious Theater Laser Beams BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024798) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:22 AM Author: deep mother i consider whokebe to be a close friend and ally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024819) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:25 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Curious Theater Laser Beams is he your schtick, pensive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024833) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:29 AM Author: deep mother hi pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024848) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:38 AM Author: odious internet-worthy bawdyhouse he thinks this means he's "popular" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024879) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 2:53 PM Author: jade hissy fit OMG BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9026486) |
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Date: December 29th, 2007 2:56 PM Author: transparent doctorate ceo my room actually looks not unlike the pic in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9085619) |
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Date: January 18th, 2008 5:24 PM Author: glittery canary lettuce main people bump for nyuug (who is also whokebe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9182702) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2008 7:02 AM Author: garnet address skinny woman lol no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9415091) |
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Date: April 24th, 2008 6:35 PM Author: Carmine bateful juggernaut resort Should I retire? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9679196) |
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Date: May 1st, 2008 4:51 AM Author: Metal hairraiser market headpube racist! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9715891) |
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Date: May 13th, 2008 8:43 AM Author: medicated cobalt school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9776613) |
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Date: June 4th, 2008 3:23 PM Author: Lascivious Meetinghouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9857483) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:58 AM Author: exciting locus mean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092400) |