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RICK MORANIS 1953-2008

Honey I Shrunk The Kids Star Dead At 54' Mon Jan 14, 6:56...
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  01/14/08
genius
hizzlas armpit snatch
  01/14/08
godspeed.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  01/14/08
elvis grbac is canada's casey jones
Mahendra Singh Dhoni
  01/14/08
this makes me sad, i really thought this would be a joke thr...
fiveten
  01/14/08
ghostbusters was on last night as well
fiveten
  01/14/08
Someone needs to update his wikipedia page.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  01/14/08
actually, it is a joke thread.
againsttheday
  01/14/08
ok, i feel better, thanks
fiveten
  01/14/08
http://allalias.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16874
done and done
  01/14/08
EDIT: I JUST FOUND OUT THIS IS SOME SICK HOAX lol
againsttheday
  01/14/08
Yeah that was great.
NathanSmith
  01/15/08
sauce == http://allalias.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1687...
CBOMO
  01/14/08
or at least alter it so that two people can't find the page ...
done and done
  01/14/08
troof
CBOMO
  01/14/08
Do you think kids at school tormented him by pronouncing it ...
Barry "Obama" Gibson
  01/14/08


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Date: January 14th, 2008 7:06 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

Honey I Shrunk The Kids Star Dead At 54'

Mon Jan 14, 6:56 PM ET

WASHINGTON - Rick Moranis, star of children's favorite 'Honey I Shrunk The Kids', and the classic 'Spaceballs' died yesterday, at age 54.

Moranis was fatally injured at 11:50 a.m. Sunday when struck by a north-bound train one-half mile north of the Napavine depot while running on the track in front of the speeding locomotive.

Rushed to the Chehalis hospital by K. L. Marvin, ambulance driver, he was pronounced dead on arrival, and Coroner Joe Chytil was called to conduct an investigation.

Bud Nacht, who accompanied Marvin on the ambulance call, reported the conductor of the train said "[he] was running down the track apparently trying to flee from the engine, and we were unable to stop the train in time to prevent hitting him."

Deputy Sheriff Arthur E. Roswell, who conducted series of tests at mile post 63, scene of the accident, in an effort to better understand the baffling death, clung to a pole six feet from the railroad tracks while a train rushed by in similated circumstances. Roswell said that even had Moranis stepped from the tracks, he would have been sucked under the wheels of the "monster" if he had been that close to the engine.

"That's the most terrifying experience Iíve ever had," said Roswell. "That train loomed out of the dark in an overpowering manner. It towered upon the spot as it roared down upon me, and I believe no man could have hung onto that post with the suction that was caused by the air currents."

Sighted by Engineer

Moranis was sighted by the engineer as he ran down the track, and reportedly made no effort to get off the path of the heavily-laden locomotive.

Mrs. Margaret J. Holtberg, Napavine telephone operator, told a Daily Chronicle reporter Moranis was known locally as a "very cheery person." "People would always ask to take pictures with him," the operator said, "he always obliged, and he was always cheerful and smiling."

Citizens of hometown in Toronto, Canada were shocked at the news of his death and could recall no reason.

Rick Moranis was widowed in the early 1990s when his wife died of cancer. He is survived by his two children from that marriage.

The body is at the Sticklin mortuary in Chehalis, where it was identified by Burton and funeral arrangements are pending.

Coroner Chytil declined to be quoted as saying the death was suicide, but said further investigation into the circumstances was being made, although indications pointed to suicide.

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Date: January 14th, 2008 7:10 PM
Author: hizzlas armpit snatch

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162733)





Date: January 14th, 2008 7:17 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

godspeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162763)





Date: January 14th, 2008 7:30 PM
Author: Mahendra Singh Dhoni

elvis grbac is canada's casey jones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162813)





Date: January 14th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: fiveten

this makes me sad, i really thought this would be a joke thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162875)





Date: January 14th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: fiveten

ghostbusters was on last night as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162876)





Date: January 14th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

Someone needs to update his wikipedia page.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162879)





Date: January 14th, 2008 7:48 PM
Author: againsttheday

actually, it is a joke thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162895)





Date: January 14th, 2008 7:50 PM
Author: fiveten

ok, i feel better, thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162904)





Date: January 14th, 2008 7:53 PM
Author: done and done

http://allalias.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16874

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162919)





Date: January 14th, 2008 7:55 PM
Author: againsttheday

EDIT: I JUST FOUND OUT THIS IS SOME SICK HOAX

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162930)





Date: January 15th, 2008 3:34 AM
Author: NathanSmith

Yeah that was great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9165699)





Date: January 14th, 2008 7:54 PM
Author: CBOMO

sauce == http://allalias.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16874

op needs to develop his own creativity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162921)





Date: January 14th, 2008 7:56 PM
Author: done and done

or at least alter it so that two people can't find the page he ripped from within 3 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162937)





Date: January 14th, 2008 8:02 PM
Author: CBOMO

troof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162970)





Date: January 14th, 2008 8:03 PM
Author: Barry "Obama" Gibson

Do you think kids at school tormented him by pronouncing it "More-Anus"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747174&forum_id=2#9162972)