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Lena Chen's newest boy-toy OUTED: Patrick Hamm

Spotted this hilarious thread on JuicyCampus Who is fucki...
DeanRobbins!
  04/06/08
Extra versions of the pics, in case Lena edits http://hid...
DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha
  04/07/08
hamm's ham!
anemonic mnemonic
  04/06/08
spam
Broislav
  04/06/08
Maybe this is a sociological field study on his part.
BEEF SUPREME
  04/06/08
175 for teh history. Anthro professors were famous for ma...
First-Year Analyst, Bear Stearns
  04/06/08
Maybe for zoology, dude.
us versus them
  06/02/08
he's also likely suffering yellow fever since his senior the...
Bad Pop Music
  04/06/08
i hope it was on Chinese pork
anemonic mnemonic
  04/06/08
Patrick received a B.A. in Ethics, Politics & Economics ...
Bad Pop Music
  04/06/08
oh, the transmogrifier's transitional trajectory. how elemen...
Broislav
  04/06/08
171
          
  04/06/08
173
MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY!
  04/07/08
How do you call "sooouuueeey" in Chinese?
Farts Chucking Justices
  04/08/08
asian =/= ewok
A Heartbreaking loaf of Staggering Chuckis
  04/06/08
ewok?
Bad Pop Music
  04/06/08
you don't see the resemblance? http://img209.imageshack.u...
A Heartbreaking loaf of Staggering Chuckis
  04/06/08
i am not clicking on that.
Bad Pop Music
  04/06/08
I can confirm it's not inappropriate. Rated G.
First-Year Analyst, Bear Stearns
  04/06/08
if you can't stand a little tubgirl, gtfo the internet.
Broislav
  04/06/08
stfu saltyfag
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  04/06/08
wow just wow
President Palin
  04/06/08
why is she so gross, fat, and slutty? her parents must be...
First-Year Analyst, Bear Stearns
  04/06/08
daddy issues
corded phone > cordless. HTH
  04/06/08
Speaking of which, didn't someone out Lena's dad on a th...
corded phone > cordless. HTH
  04/06/08
Mr. Chen?
Broislav
  04/06/08
Found it. Some dude noticed that Lena had let drop that...
corded phone > cordless. HTH
  04/06/08
I don't understand how she thinks being extremely promiscuou...
Courtney Kennedy \'09 sucks Lena Chen\'s tits
  04/07/08
There is sadly a group of dumb bitches who conflate "se...
Broislav
  04/07/08
Pretty sure this is some white guy's attempt at seeing how s...
Broislav
  04/06/08
her tiny pudgy hand dwarfs his tiny pink dick. LOL
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  04/07/08
This guy practically forced her, according to Lena Chen's bl...
corded phone > cordless. HTH
  04/06/08
*BARFS*
Hercules Q. Einstein
  04/06/08
He's 26 and a teaching asst; she's 19 or 20 and an undergrad...
President Palin
  04/06/08
Makes me almost wish lonelyvirgin were still here to write a...
corded phone > cordless. HTH
  04/06/08
If that one made you wretch, don't read this one. Looks...
corded phone > cordless. HTH
  04/06/08
"Two days ago, I reached a personal sex record: six tim...
lsacisawhore
  04/06/08
to be fair, lena, though chubby, isn't exactly chubby-induci...
I LOVE MY BIG GAY SON
  04/06/08
Credited. Lena Chen nude: http://hidebehind.com/A8BCE3
corded phone > cordless. HTH
  04/06/08
The important number in this post isnt SIX, its TWO- the n...
Foggy Bottom Dreaming
  04/06/08
"TWO- the number of times Ms. Chen visited the frozen y...
Farts Chucking Justices
  04/08/08
LC has to be flame about being afraid her family will find o...
Le Tigre retraite\'
  04/06/08
Well, it seems obvious that Patrick Hamm never read Harvard'...
corded phone > cordless. HTH
  04/06/08
And I'm sure that nailing an undergrad in your department of...
DeanRobbins!
  04/07/08
And assisting an undergraduate in acquiring a fake ID can't ...
DeanRobbins!
  04/07/08
...as well as consuming illegal drugs together thechickti...
DeanRobbins!
  04/07/08
lol http://www.patrickhamm.net/pics.htm I wonder who ...
DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha
  04/06/08
some of you guys actually sound jealous
LAphil
  04/06/08
Jealous of Patrick's herpes/HPV risk? Er, no.
DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha
  04/06/08
he's getting laid in real life by a real girl. I can see pl...
LAphil
  04/06/08
...
DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha
  04/06/08
lol faggot
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  04/07/08
It's clear you are just a very insecure, passive aggressive ...
LAphil
  04/07/08
I agree, this girl is typical of asian women who get fucked ...
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  04/07/08
she's actually a pretty good writer, surprisingly.
Are you gonna be my girl?????????????????????
  04/06/08
"she" is a white male (a la CarbWithCheese)
Broislav
  04/06/08
Compared to most porn hacks? Ya, arguably. Lena Chen ...
DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha
  04/06/08
bet that makes you hella jealous, whokebe.
Mad Mike
  04/06/08
yes
Are you gonna be my girl?????????????????????
  04/08/08
this is absolutely disgusting.
Courtney Kennedy \'09 sucks Lena Chen\'s tits
  04/07/08
...
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  04/07/08
this would be heroic. also, nice moniker btw. i unabashed...
Broislav
  04/07/08
Youre a little late, Im already torn
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  04/07/08
you're an enigma, SY.
Broislav
  04/07/08
this conversation has run dry.
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  04/07/08
Update, PLS! tyia
MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY!
  04/07/08
God, Harvard must be filled with ugly chicks. i love my stat...
The Dark Knight
  04/07/08
what an irritating troll.
A Simple Asian Man
  04/07/08
He looks like the Shermanator, from American Pie
Judas Jones
  04/07/08
http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~gsc/about_01_officers.php
MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY!
  04/07/08
lol @ Lena's thechicktionary.com Mon, April 7 "An...
DeanRobbins!
  04/07/08
Thur, Apr 3 Sexual Positions for Marathon Training Season...
DeanRobbins!
  04/07/08
him: training for a marathon her: sitting on her ass in h...
Bottom to the Top
  04/08/08
Well, we already knew Lena was clueless in German "&...
MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY!
  04/07/08
he's working on a "post-structuralist" explanation...
Chalmers Johnson
  04/07/08
Hence the time he has to lure Lena to the office for sex, lo...
MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY!
  04/07/08
Isn't she poor?
KanterBanter
  04/08/08
Her dad, George Chen, owns several sushi restaurants in San ...
DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha
  04/09/08
maybe he doesn't give her his money or else she somehow tric...
KanterBanter
  04/10/08
ALSO, how could her mom not know?!
KanterBanter
  04/08/08
This http://hidebehind.com/img/A8/A8BCE3.jpg goes here Cindy...
Farts Chucking Justices
  04/08/08
lol
MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY!
  04/08/08
looks like "Mom" has been located... Date: Ju...
Patrick Hamm\'s sperm gagging on Lena Chen\'s spit
  06/02/08
Update: http://thechicktionary.com/post/31204220 Lena ...
DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha
  04/09/08
she doesn't realize that people know who "the guy"...
The Meanest Fish\'s Mediocre Credit Score
  04/09/08
Not yet, apparently. She posted these cryptic ones Monday...
MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY!
  04/09/08
someone needs to tell her that pictures of her getting fucke...
The Meanest Fish\'s Mediocre Credit Score
  04/09/08
I suppose it would be as easy as leaving a comment on her bl...
MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY!
  04/09/08
Anyone ever follow up on this?
I only jerk off to ex-girlfriends
  04/27/08
remember, for every lena chen, 25435 white women suck black ...
arnold schwarzenigga
  05/16/08


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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:16 PM
Author: DeanRobbins!

Spotted this hilarious thread on JuicyCampus

Who is fucking Lena Chen?

Some guy is fucking Lena Chen and she's been blogging about him. Who is he?

And here's the answer:

RE:Who is fucking Lena Chen?

His name is Patrick Hamm. He's a sociology Phd. Undergrad Yale.

Don't believe it?

Check out the pic on Lena's April 5 "chicktionary"

http://thechicktionary.com/

Now...

Compare the hair-style on that dude with the hairstyle here:

http://www.wjh.harvard.edu/soc/gs/Hamm_Patrick

Oh...and the book he's reading in Lena's pic?

"Critical Theory, Marxism, and Modernity"

BTW, Hamm is a sociology TF.

I wonder if he was LENA's TF at some point...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588232)





Date: April 7th, 2008 4:07 PM
Author: DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha

Extra versions of the pics, in case Lena edits

http://hidebehind.com/9DE1DA

Picture of Lena and âGuyâ

http://hidebehind.com/2F3300

Picture of Patrick Hamm (no glasses)

http://www.wjh.harvard.edu/soc/gs/Hamm_Patrick

http://hidebehind.com/668A6D

Picture of Patrick Hamm (glasses)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9591642)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:20 PM
Author: anemonic mnemonic

hamm's ham!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588253)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:20 PM
Author: Broislav

spam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588254)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:21 PM
Author: BEEF SUPREME (http://www.the-frat-pack.com/reviews/images/idiocracy/beef2.jpg)

Maybe this is a sociological field study on his part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588260)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:27 PM
Author: First-Year Analyst, Bear Stearns

175 for teh history.

Anthro professors were famous for marrying their "subjects" in azn countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588293)





Date: June 2nd, 2008 7:00 PM
Author: us versus them

Maybe for zoology, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9852132)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:21 PM
Author: Bad Pop Music

he's also likely suffering yellow fever since his senior thesis was on something about China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588261)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:22 PM
Author: anemonic mnemonic

i hope it was on Chinese pork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588269)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:22 PM
Author: Bad Pop Music

Patrick received a B.A. in Ethics, Politics & Economics from Yale University in 2004.

His senior thesis, entitled Groping for Stones to Cross the River, explores Chinas transitional trajectory and offers a social-structural explanation of why the Chinese government adopted a gradualist approach to economic reform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588273)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:24 PM
Author: Broislav

oh, the transmogrifier's transitional trajectory. how elementary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588282)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:33 PM
Author:           

171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588347)





Date: April 7th, 2008 3:15 PM
Author: MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY! ("Cajun style.")

173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9591376)





Date: April 8th, 2008 3:09 AM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

How do you call "sooouuueeey" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9595311)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:22 PM
Author: A Heartbreaking loaf of Staggering Chuckis

asian =/= ewok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588271)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:23 PM
Author: Bad Pop Music

ewok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588278)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:26 PM
Author: A Heartbreaking loaf of Staggering Chuckis

you don't see the resemblance?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5438/90258973gj8.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588292)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:29 PM
Author: Bad Pop Music

i am not clicking on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588310)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:30 PM
Author: First-Year Analyst, Bear Stearns

I can confirm it's not inappropriate. Rated G.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588314)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:31 PM
Author: Broislav

if you can't stand a little tubgirl, gtfo the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588323)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:31 PM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki (http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3066/89chicksserved7nh.jpg)

stfu saltyfag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588329)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:30 PM
Author: President Palin

wow just wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588315)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:31 PM
Author: First-Year Analyst, Bear Stearns

why is she so gross, fat, and slutty?

her parents must be proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588325)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:32 PM
Author: corded phone > cordless. HTH

daddy issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588336)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:34 PM
Author: corded phone > cordless. HTH

Speaking of which,

didn't someone out Lena's dad on a thread awhile back?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588353)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:42 PM
Author: Broislav

Mr. Chen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588400)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:47 PM
Author: corded phone > cordless. HTH

Found it.

Some dude noticed that Lena had let drop that her dad owned sushi restaurants in San Francisco. Here:

Date: April 2nd, 2008 4:26 PM

Author: DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha

Drip--

"Name: Lena Chen Age: 20 Occupation: Student/Blogger/Freelance Writer ... My dad owns three sushi restaurants in San Francisco and I've been eating it for..."

http://blogs.menupages.com/boston/category/you_are_what_you_eat/

Drip--

"Cindy Wong-Chen and her husband, George Chen, operate Shanghai 1930 in San Francisco, and are well acquainted with the restaurant world in..."

http://www.sfgate.com/c/a/2007/02/14/FDGLSNU68B1.DTL

Drip--

Our professional staff is ready to serve you. Please contact Cindy Wong-Chen, the event coordinator, at 415.896.5600 or by email at Cindy@shanghai1930.com

http://www.shanghai1930.com/movies/home_new.swf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747729&forum_id=2#9568650)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588421)





Date: April 7th, 2008 12:49 AM
Author: Courtney Kennedy \'09 sucks Lena Chen\'s tits

I don't understand how she thinks being extremely promiscuous and writing about "giving so much head I can't use my mouth for things like eating" makes her a feminist.

I also don't understand how she thinks her parents won't realize what her personal life is like. Does she think they're stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589199)





Date: April 7th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: Broislav

There is sadly a group of dumb bitches who conflate "sexual liberation"(read: promiscuity) with feminism. What they don't realize is that this faux rebellion is simply the latest manifestation of the male-dominated power structure exerting its influence on slutty, nubile females. See prostitution: even where it's legal, the government-controlled infrastructure suffers from blatant human rights abuses and veritable human trafficking. Women can never truly be free until they reevaluate how to achieve this goal outside of contemporary societal mores. See women in turkey who LONG to wear the hijab as an expression of their own spirituality, and malays who wear it as an emblem of post-modernity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589288)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:38 PM
Author: Broislav

Pretty sure this is some white guy's attempt at seeing how slimy, fat, and slutty an azn chick he could pretend to be, while still be lauded for intellectual audacity for detailing "her" fictional, borderline orientalist sexual experiences.

http://hidebehind.com/465F13

"big hairy white cock in my pussy LAWL"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588374)





Date: April 7th, 2008 2:29 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnUB9bUm-E&feature=related)

her tiny pudgy hand dwarfs his tiny pink dick. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589567)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:33 PM
Author: corded phone > cordless. HTH

This guy practically forced her, according to Lena Chen's blog

http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/03/21/nights-and-mornings/

I woke up Saturday morning with my cheek pressed into his chest and his hands softly gripping my back. My skin was sticky against his, and when I gently pulled away from him, I felt the faintest sting, as if I had peeled off a layer of myself in the process. His body had absorbed mine overnight.

I yawned and got on my side, turning away from him. I was awake, but barely, and I wouldve headed straight back into slumber if it werent for the three alarms his desk lamp, his watch, and his cell phone going off at ten minute intervals, much to my annoyance. He kept pressing snooze. Instead of deep sleep, I drifted in and out of consciousness for the next hour while he slipped one arm beneath my neck, the other around my waist, pulled me closer, and breathed into my ear. He touched his lips to my neck. I pressed my ass back against his crotch and felt him harden. We were both still half-asleep when I turned my head all the way around to kiss him. His mouth felt hot and I was hungry for it, even or maybe especially, in the morning when he tasted slightly bitter.

You feel better? he asked. He pulled away and rested his fingertips on my cheek. I nodded.

Good, he said. Then maybe I wont be as nice I was last night.

He let his hand drop, lingering at my throat to briefly encircle it. I swallowed and closed my eyes. Practically asleep again, I started to murmur something about not being in the mood.

You what? he demanded fiercely. I jolted from my haze. His hand was back around my neck now, tighter this time. I hesitated before answering.

Im tired, I said carefully. I dont feel like having sex.

You dont feel like it?

He made it sound like the most inadequate explanation hed ever heard. I shook my head. I felt like a girl.

If you dont feel like it, he continued. Then you shouldnt have woken me up by rubbing your ass against my cock and making out with me.

He had a wicked look on his face, the same one he had when he dragged me around his living room by the hair and forced my head down on his cock so hard that I had to strain to catch my breath. He didnt have to say a word and I knew I was fucked. I was going to be fucked.

Im sorry, I whispered.

His grip tightened.

His grip tightened, and I started to gasp for breath. Even though sex had been the very last thing on my mind when we went to bed, I couldnt help getting wet from the feel of his hands around my neck. By the time he forced open my mouth with his cock, I was eager to spread my legs for him. He always pushed it a little deeper than what I could comfortably take. He was more than halfway down my throat when I couldnt stand it anymore and had to pull away. He asked me if I wanted him to fuck me and I nodded yes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588348)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:37 PM
Author: Hercules Q. Einstein (My quick smells like French toast)

*BARFS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588368)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:43 PM
Author: President Palin

He's 26 and a teaching asst; she's 19 or 20 and an undergrad in his department. Nope, nothing unseemly here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588405)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:48 PM
Author: corded phone > cordless. HTH

Makes me almost wish lonelyvirgin were still here to write a letter to the faculty.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588425)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:44 PM
Author: corded phone > cordless. HTH

If that one made you wretch, don't read this one.

Looks like Patrick Hamm isn't worried about catching anything

http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/03/13/exhaustion/

Two days ago, I reached a personal sex record: six times in 12 hours. Six.

SIX.

When I got home (and thank god I actually left or who knows how many more times we would have done it), I headed straight for my bed and promptly passed out for nine or so hours. Marathon sex is a tiring endeavor. And I had a midterm the next day. Yikes.

It is not physically possible to sustain my sexual routine of late. I have had more sex in the past two weeks than I have had during the rest of junior year combined (that would be the previous six months). This overindulgence is the result of finding the most sexually compatible partner Ive ever had. Hes attractive, sure, but more importantly, he knows exactly what I like in bed, picks up on all of my physical cues, and makes me love things I never thought Id even want to try. Were well-matched, and Im honestly enjoying the best sex of my twenty years. I cant wait to have more of it. Im just not certain my body can take it.

Take, for example, last weekends physical wear: chafed lips and an aching jaw. Giving blowjobs too frequently actually rendered my mouth useless for more conventional activities (like you know, eating). Have you ever given so much head that it hurts to chew food? I didnt think it was possible either, but a few days ago, I found myself in enormous pain during a multi-course dinner. This was after I spent the whole weekend with lips so dry and swollen red that I was seriously beginning to channel the competitive skiier look.

And still we cant get enough of each other. Last night, I met him at the T station and handed him a treat from BerryLine, the local frozen yogurt place. How sweet of you, he said, meeting my upturned face with his lips on mine. Lets get on the train.

Wait, Im not coming, I laughed and resisted the tug of his hands on my arm. Im just here to say bye.

Oh, youre not? he said. His surprise was evident. Weve been spending every spare second together. Of course the assumption was that Id follow him home.

No, I should stay here. If I go back with you, were not going to work. Besides, well see each other tomorrow. Were going to spend the whole night together.

Well, actually thats good. Im proud of you. Im glad you have the self-control.

One of us has to have some!

Come here, he whispered. He cupped my face with his hands and leaned in slowly for a kiss. This is awfully public, I thought, but the gentle flick of his tongue over my lips brushed away any concerns about being spotted. And then quickly: a confirmation of the next days plans, a promise for feedback on the yogurt, a hasty glance back as if to say goodbye again, and I was off.

A half hour later, I was back at the frozen yogurt shop chatting with my girlfriend when he text messaged me, The yoghurt was excellent! Thank you so much!

Youre excellent, I responded.

Haha, enjoy your night of rest, he wrote back.

I think I laughed aloud. In the immediate future, at least, rest will be a rarity.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588407)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:46 PM
Author: lsacisawhore

"Two days ago, I reached a personal sex record: six times in 12 hours. Six."

LOL PH must be practically impotent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588418)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:51 PM
Author: I LOVE MY BIG GAY SON

to be fair, lena, though chubby, isn't exactly chubby-inducing to begin with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588433)





Date: April 6th, 2008 10:02 PM
Author: corded phone > cordless. HTH

Credited.

Lena Chen nude: http://hidebehind.com/A8BCE3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588484)





Date: April 6th, 2008 10:02 PM
Author: Foggy Bottom Dreaming

The important number in this post isnt SIX, its TWO- the number of times Ms. Chen visited the frozen yogurt store in one day. Now, someone might claim (correctly) that she didn't say she ate anything the first time. But Im unwilling to make this leap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588487)





Date: April 8th, 2008 3:15 AM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

"TWO- the number of times Ms. Chen visited the frozen yogurt store in one day."

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9595322)





Date: April 6th, 2008 9:56 PM
Author: Le Tigre retraite\' (thread_id=1270)

LC has to be flame about being afraid her family will find out, as her father's contact info has been out for a while now. i can foresee one of you xo psychopaths alerting her father to her blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588455)





Date: April 6th, 2008 10:10 PM
Author: corded phone > cordless. HTH

Well, it seems obvious that Patrick Hamm never read Harvard's guidelines on "Unprofessional Conduct"

http://www.fas.harvard.edu/home/administration/sexual_harass_guide.html

UNPROFESSIONAL CONDUCT IN RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN INDIVIDUALS OF DIFFERENT UNIVERSITY STATUS

Amorous relationships that might be appropriate in other circumstances always have inherent dangers when they occur between any teacher or officer of the University and any person for whom he or she has a professional responsibility (i.e., as teacher, advisor, evaluator, supervisor). Implicit in the idea of professionalism is the recognition by those in positions of authority that in their relationships with students or staff there is always an element of power. It is incumbent upon those with authority not to abuse, nor to seem to abuse, the power with which they are entrusted.

Officers and other members of the teaching staff should be aware that any romantic involvement with their students makes them liable for formal action against them. Even when both parties have consented at the outset to the development of such a relationship, it is the officer or instructor who, by virtue of his or her special responsibility and educational mission, will be held accountable for unprofessional behavior. Graduate student teaching fellows, tutors, and undergraduate course assistants may be less accustomed than faculty members to thinking of themselves as holding professional responsibilities. They may need to exercise special care in their relationships with students whom they instruct, evaluate, or otherwise supervise, recognizing that their students might view them as more powerful than they may perceive themselves to be.

Amorous relationships between members of the Faculty and students that occur outside the instructional context can also lead to difficulties. In a personal relationship between an officer and a student for whom the officer has no current professional responsibility, the officer should be sensitive to the constant possibility that he or she may unexpectedly be placed in a position of responsibility for the student's instruction or evaluation. This could involve being called upon to write a letter of recommendation or to serve on an admissions or selection committee involving the student. In addition, one should be aware that others may speculate that a specific power relationship exists even when there is none, giving rise to assumptions of inequitable academic or professional advantage for the student involved. Relationships between officers and students are always fundamentally asymmetric in nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588528)





Date: April 7th, 2008 12:40 PM
Author: DeanRobbins!

And I'm sure that nailing an undergrad in your department office might also be a no-no.

From Lena's thechicktionary.com (Apr 3):

Just a couple hours before, [Patrick Hamm] was trying to convince me to stop by his office for some post-dinner nookie even though I was already late to a birthday engagement. âIâm soooo sore!â I whined. âIf we donât abstain for tonight, New York is going to be ruined.â He wasnât buying it, and I practically had to drag him to the T station. So I figured, when I was locked out and cold and far from my dorm, OF COURSE, heâll let me come over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590622)





Date: April 7th, 2008 12:42 PM
Author: DeanRobbins!

And assisting an undergraduate in acquiring a fake ID can't be too ethical, either:

From Lena's April 2 thechicktionary.com:

"Also, the Guy [Patrick Hamm] is going to help me hunt down fake ID places since I lost mine in Greece. So not only did he get me back into the fucking country (read like eight entries back), he is not even fazed by my underage-ness and the fact that I have to deal with pesky things like drinking laws. If I had to explain this to anyone else, Iâd probably feel like a total kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590626)





Date: April 7th, 2008 12:43 PM
Author: DeanRobbins!

...as well as consuming illegal drugs together

thechicktionary.com (April 2):

"This conversation only makes sense in context. When high.

* Guy [Patrick Hamm]: Get your fingers out of your vagina! We're eating dinner.

* Me: It's not my fault I'm Chinese."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590634)





Date: April 6th, 2008 11:06 PM
Author: DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha

lol

http://www.patrickhamm.net/pics.htm

I wonder who "Kori" is in the "pics" page?

http://www.active.com/donate/TEAMESPLANADE/patrickhamm

Kori Lisa Yee Litt, $100.00

Oh, that figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588745)





Date: April 6th, 2008 11:09 PM
Author: LAphil

some of you guys actually sound jealous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588750)





Date: April 6th, 2008 11:13 PM
Author: DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha

Jealous of Patrick's herpes/HPV risk? Er, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588767)





Date: April 6th, 2008 11:17 PM
Author: LAphil

he's getting laid in real life by a real girl. I can see plenty of frustrated dudes here getting upset over that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588783)





Date: April 6th, 2008 11:19 PM
Author: DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588800)





Date: April 7th, 2008 2:07 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnUB9bUm-E&feature=related)

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589488)





Date: April 7th, 2008 2:10 AM
Author: LAphil

It's clear you are just a very insecure, passive aggressive Asian guy reacting against this typical looking Asian woman's success with white dudes. Sorry she doesn't want you dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589494)





Date: April 7th, 2008 2:36 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnUB9bUm-E&feature=related)

I agree, this girl is typical of asian women who get fucked by white dudes. LULZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589594)





Date: April 6th, 2008 11:18 PM
Author: Are you gonna be my girl?????????????????????


she's actually a pretty good writer, surprisingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588792)





Date: April 6th, 2008 11:21 PM
Author: Broislav

"she" is a white male (a la CarbWithCheese)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588806)





Date: April 6th, 2008 11:21 PM
Author: DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha

Compared to most porn hacks?

Ya, arguably.

Lena Chen is to porn what AK47 is to pro se briefs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588807)





Date: April 6th, 2008 11:23 PM
Author: Mad Mike

bet that makes you hella jealous, whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588817)





Date: April 8th, 2008 10:50 AM
Author: Are you gonna be my girl?????????????????????


yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9596093)





Date: April 7th, 2008 12:47 AM
Author: Courtney Kennedy \'09 sucks Lena Chen\'s tits

this is absolutely disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589182)





Date: April 7th, 2008 2:35 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnUB9bUm-E&feature=related)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589590)





Date: April 7th, 2008 2:42 AM
Author: Broislav

this would be heroic.

also, nice moniker btw. i unabashedly like natalie imbruglia, even before that song became popular outside of australia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589623)





Date: April 7th, 2008 2:56 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnUB9bUm-E&feature=related)

Youre a little late, Im already torn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589675)





Date: April 7th, 2008 3:03 AM
Author: Broislav

you're an enigma, SY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589692)





Date: April 7th, 2008 3:04 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnUB9bUm-E&feature=related)

this conversation has run dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589697)





Date: April 7th, 2008 10:58 AM
Author: MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY! ("Cajun style.")

Update, PLS! tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590170)





Date: April 7th, 2008 9:55 AM
Author: The Dark Knight (an Alabama cop with a rough and tumble attitude)

God, Harvard must be filled with ugly chicks. i love my state TTT even more now cuz we have hot girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590005)





Date: April 7th, 2008 10:00 AM
Author: A Simple Asian Man

what an irritating troll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590012)





Date: April 7th, 2008 10:41 AM
Author: Judas Jones
Subject: He looks like the Shermanator, from American Pie

http://www.wjh.harvard.edu/soc/gs/Hamm_Patrick/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590113)





Date: April 7th, 2008 4:50 PM
Author: MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY! ("Cajun style.")

http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~gsc/about_01_officers.php

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9591847)





Date: April 7th, 2008 12:33 PM
Author: DeanRobbins!

lol @ Lena's thechicktionary.com

Mon, April 7

"Any evil stuff?"

âthe Guy, on what people might be saying about me this morning on the Internet

[LOL--you can only imagine, Patrick Hamm...]

Sun, Apr 6

"Youâre treating the symptoms instead of the causes."

âthe Guy, who thinks I should just tell my mother about my blog instead of concealing it from her and living under constant anxiety over her finding out.

Sat, Apr 5

"Itâs like ten blocks uptown, and by âuptownâ, I donât mean in a Billy Joel kind of way."

âmy non-American lover whose cultural reference highly amused me

[Note: Patrick Hamm is foreign-born]

Sun, Apr 6

International Center for Photography. The German headline reads âWar against civilizationâ, which unironically implies America represents all of civilization.

[Note: Patrick Hamm is German-born...which explains Lena's sudden capacity to parse the German, "Krieg gegen die Zivilisation"]

[Note 2: Does Lena think we're st00pid enough to think she's smart enough to parse German solo? lol]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590586)





Date: April 7th, 2008 12:37 PM
Author: DeanRobbins!

Thur, Apr 3

Sexual Positions for Marathon Training Season

Guy comes back dripping in sweat and groaning.

Guy: Oh. God. I feel so --

Me: Tired?

Guy: No, not tired. Just exhausted.

Me: So ... tired.

Guy: Yes, tired. Everything ... ugh, hurts.

Guy goes to weigh himself.

Guy: Okay, I sweated off eight pounds. That cannot be good.

Me: So, me on top tonight, then?

Guy: Yes, definitely.

#

I'm going to try to cook dinner.

Okay, the Guy is out for his run (a fucking three hour run) and I am sitting in his apartment.

[Note: Patrick Hamm is training for the Boston Marathon

http://www.active.com/donate/TEAMESPLANADE/patrickhamm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590606)





Date: April 8th, 2008 3:17 AM
Author: Bottom to the Top

him: training for a marathon

her: sitting on her ass in his apartment

anyone surprised?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9595326)





Date: April 7th, 2008 4:30 PM
Author: MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY! ("Cajun style.")

Well, we already knew Lena was clueless in German

"âI donât speak Germanâ is not an effective way of turning down men. Everyone in Germany speaks English. Corollary: Repeatedly saying the German word for no, ânienâ, is also an ineffective way of turning down men. You best start making out with your female best friend instead."

http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/03/31/things-i-learned-during-spring-break/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9591750)





Date: April 7th, 2008 4:32 PM
Author: Chalmers Johnson

he's working on a "post-structuralist" explanation of chinese political reform. so much of sociology is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9591755)





Date: April 7th, 2008 8:48 PM
Author: MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY! ("Cajun style.")

Hence the time he has to lure Lena to the office for sex, look for a fake ID for her, and consume various substances with her

http://lena-chens-sex-buddy-thrashed-in-lengthy-screed.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795732&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9593307)





Date: April 8th, 2008 2:58 AM
Author: KanterBanter
Subject: Isn't she poor?

So if she's on financial aid how can she afford designer clothes and adventures abroad? Can someone answer this?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9595280)





Date: April 9th, 2008 1:37 PM
Author: DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha

Her dad, George Chen, owns several sushi restaurants in San Fran.

A search of the papers suggest he's pretty loaded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9601832)





Date: April 10th, 2008 1:41 PM
Author: KanterBanter

maybe he doesn't give her his money or else she somehow tricked financial aid? how peculiar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9606972)





Date: April 8th, 2008 3:12 AM
Author: KanterBanter
Subject: ALSO, how could her mom not know?!

On another note, wouldn't her mother help her with the pictures/lawyer business? Or wouldn't she at least see some of her daughters articles on the net? Is she really that clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9595318)





Date: April 8th, 2008 3:18 AM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

This http://hidebehind.com/img/A8/A8BCE3.jpg goes here Cindy@shanghai1930.com



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9595327)





Date: April 8th, 2008 12:26 PM
Author: MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY! ("Cajun style.")

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9596544)





Date: June 2nd, 2008 6:50 PM
Author: Patrick Hamm\'s sperm gagging on Lena Chen\'s spit

looks like "Mom" has been located...

Date: June 2nd, 2008 6:11 PM

Author: blahblahblahz

Well ain't this a funny set of phone-listings...

Lena & Lily Y Chen

Ages: 18-24, unavailable

1816 Wilcox Ave

Monterey Park, CA 91755-6529

(323) 278-1260

-------------------------------

LILY C CHEN Born 1958

Record Created: 05/2003

1816 WILCOX AVE

MONTEREY PARK, CA 91755

-------------------------------

Lily Y Chang Chen

(323) 278-1260

Montebello, CA 90640

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=821043&forum_id=2#9852059)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9852122)





Date: April 9th, 2008 1:39 PM
Author: DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha

Update:

http://thechicktionary.com/post/31204220

Lena Chen: You should start a blog.

Patrick Hamm: Why? What's interesting about my life?

Lena Chen: Who you're fucking.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9601835)





Date: April 9th, 2008 1:53 PM
Author: The Meanest Fish\'s Mediocre Credit Score

she doesn't realize that people know who "the guy" is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9601903)





Date: April 9th, 2008 2:03 PM
Author: MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY! ("Cajun style.")

Not yet, apparently.

She posted these cryptic ones Monday:

"So the good thing is youre not THAT famous."

the Guy (Patrick Hamm)

http://thechicktionary.com/post/31083581

Dominic: Berry Line [my froyo place] will always make your life better.

Me: Even when the Internet hates you?

Dominic: Um, never had a problem with that.

http://thechicktionary.com/post/31089466

I'd originally thought it was because she'd realized that "the Guy" had been outed.

But now I'm wondering if it's something else, like realizing those pics of her are floating freely on the internet. Or maybe just random h8.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9601943)





Date: April 9th, 2008 2:05 PM
Author: The Meanest Fish\'s Mediocre Credit Score

someone needs to tell her that pictures of her getting fucked floating around the internet and people laughing at her =/= fame or respect

it just means she's a minor joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9601951)





Date: April 9th, 2008 2:11 PM
Author: MadCat is an OLDTARD, BABY! ("Cajun style.")

I suppose it would be as easy as leaving a comment on her blog...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9601973)





Date: April 27th, 2008 10:58 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex-girlfriends

Anyone ever follow up on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9695963)





Date: May 16th, 2008 5:53 PM
Author: arnold schwarzenigga (ragnus)

remember, for every lena chen, 25435 white women suck black dicks for crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9793782)