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Lena Chen's newest boy-toy OUTED: Patrick Hamm
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:16 PM Author: angry nowag Spotted this hilarious thread on JuicyCampus
Who is fucking Lena Chen? Some guy is fucking Lena Chen and she's been blogging about him. Who is he?
And here's the answer: RE:Who is fucking Lena Chen? His name is Patrick Hamm. He's a sociology Phd. Undergrad Yale.
Don't believe it?
Check out the pic on Lena's April 5 "chicktionary"
Now...
Compare the hair-style on that dude with the hairstyle here: http://www.wjh.harvard.edu/soc/gs/Hamm_Patrick
Oh...and the book he's reading in Lena's pic? "Critical Theory, Marxism, and Modernity"
BTW, Hamm is a sociology TF.
I wonder if he was LENA's TF at some point... |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 4:07 PM Author: underhanded cracking really tough guy Extra versions of the pics, in case Lena edits
Picture of Lena and “Guy”
Picture of Patrick Hamm (no glasses)
http://www.wjh.harvard.edu/soc/gs/Hamm_Patrick Picture of Patrick Hamm (glasses) |
Date: April 6th, 2008 9:20 PM Author: diverse heaven french chef hamm's ham! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588253) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:20 PM Author: Turquoise hunting ground spam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588254) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:21 PM Author: black titillating reading party Maybe this is a sociological field study on his part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588260) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:27 PM Author: Violent faggotry dog poop 175 for teh history.
Anthro professors were famous for marrying their "subjects" in azn countries |
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Date: June 2nd, 2008 7:00 PM Author: trip drab toilet seat Maybe for zoology, dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9852132) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:21 PM Author: dull awkward chad boiling water he's also likely suffering yellow fever since his senior thesis was on something about China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588261) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:22 PM Author: diverse heaven french chef i hope it was on Chinese pork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588269) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:22 PM Author: dull awkward chad boiling water Patrick received a B.A. in Ethics, Politics & Economics from Yale University in 2004.
His senior thesis, entitled Groping for Stones to Cross the River, explores China’s transitional trajectory and offers a social-structural explanation of why the Chinese government adopted a gradualist approach to economic reform. |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:24 PM Author: Turquoise hunting ground oh, the transmogrifier's transitional trajectory. how elementary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588282) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:33 PM Author: excitant box office 171 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588347) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 3:15 PM Author: misunderstood sable stead mad cow disease 173 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9591376) |
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Date: April 8th, 2008 3:09 AM Author: judgmental station police squad How do you call "sooouuueeey" in Chinese? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9595311) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:22 PM Author: Green jew asian =/= ewok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588271) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:23 PM Author: dull awkward chad boiling water ewok? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588278) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:26 PM Author: Green jew you don't see the resemblance?
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5438/90258973gj8.jpg |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:29 PM Author: dull awkward chad boiling water i am not clicking on that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588310) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:30 PM Author: Violent faggotry dog poop I can confirm it's not inappropriate. Rated G. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588314) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:31 PM Author: Turquoise hunting ground if you can't stand a little tubgirl, gtfo the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588323) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:31 PM Author: mischievous spot stfu saltyfag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588329) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:30 PM Author: Bright hairraiser mad-dog skullcap wow just wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588315) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:31 PM Author: Violent faggotry dog poop why is she so gross, fat, and slutty?
her parents must be proud. |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:32 PM Author: comical idiot lay daddy issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588336) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:34 PM Author: comical idiot lay Speaking of which,
didn't someone out Lena's dad on a thread awhile back?
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:42 PM Author: Turquoise hunting ground Mr. Chen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588400) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:47 PM Author: comical idiot lay Found it.
Some dude noticed that Lena had let drop that her dad owned sushi restaurants in San Francisco. Here:
Date: April 2nd, 2008 4:26 PM Author: DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha
Drip--
"Name: Lena Chen Age: 20 Occupation: Student/Blogger/Freelance Writer ... My dad owns three sushi restaurants in San Francisco and I've been eating it for..."
http://blogs.menupages.com/boston/category/you_are_what_you_eat/
Drip--
"Cindy Wong-Chen and her husband, George Chen, operate Shanghai 1930 in San Francisco, and are well acquainted with the restaurant world in..."
http://www.sfgate.com/c/a/2007/02/14/FDGLSNU68B1.DTL
Drip--
Our professional staff is ready to serve you. Please contact Cindy Wong-Chen, the event coordinator, at 415.896.5600 or by email at Cindy@shanghai1930.com
http://www.shanghai1930.com/movies/home_new.swf
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747729&forum_id=2#9568650)
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Date: April 7th, 2008 12:49 AM Author: shivering chrome weed whacker I don't understand how she thinks being extremely promiscuous and writing about "giving so much head I can't use my mouth for things like eating" makes her a feminist.
I also don't understand how she thinks her parents won't realize what her personal life is like. Does she think they're stupid? |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 1:05 AM Author: Turquoise hunting ground There is sadly a group of dumb bitches who conflate "sexual liberation"(read: promiscuity) with feminism. What they don't realize is that this faux rebellion is simply the latest manifestation of the male-dominated power structure exerting its influence on slutty, nubile females. See prostitution: even where it's legal, the government-controlled infrastructure suffers from blatant human rights abuses and veritable human trafficking. Women can never truly be free until they reevaluate how to achieve this goal outside of contemporary societal mores. See women in turkey who LONG to wear the hijab as an expression of their own spirituality, and malays who wear it as an emblem of post-modernity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589288) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:38 PM Author: Turquoise hunting ground Pretty sure this is some white guy's attempt at seeing how slimy, fat, and slutty an azn chick he could pretend to be, while still be lauded for intellectual audacity for detailing "her" fictional, borderline orientalist sexual experiences.
"big hairy white cock in my pussy LAWL" |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 2:29 AM Author: mischievous spot her tiny pudgy hand dwarfs his tiny pink dick. LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589567) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:33 PM Author: comical idiot lay This guy practically forced her, according to Lena Chen's blog
http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/03/21/nights-and-mornings/
I woke up Saturday morning with my cheek pressed into his chest and his hands softly gripping my back. My skin was sticky against his, and when I gently pulled away from him, I felt the faintest sting, as if I had peeled off a layer of myself in the process. His body had absorbed mine overnight. I yawned and got on my side, turning away from him. I was awake, but barely, and I would’ve headed straight back into slumber if it weren’t for the three alarms — his desk lamp, his watch, and his cell phone — going off at ten minute intervals, much to my annoyance. He kept pressing snooze. Instead of deep sleep, I drifted in and out of consciousness for the next hour while he slipped one arm beneath my neck, the other around my waist, pulled me closer, and breathed into my ear. He touched his lips to my neck. I pressed my ass back against his crotch and felt him harden. We were both still half-asleep when I turned my head all the way around to kiss him. His mouth felt hot and I was hungry for it, even or maybe especially, in the morning when he tasted slightly bitter. “You feel better?” he asked. He pulled away and rested his fingertips on my cheek. I nodded. “Good,” he said. “Then maybe I won’t be as nice I was last night.” He let his hand drop, lingering at my throat to briefly encircle it. I swallowed and closed my eyes. Practically asleep again, I started to murmur something about not being in the mood. “You what?” he demanded fiercely. I jolted from my haze. His hand was back around my neck now, tighter this time. I hesitated before answering. “I’m … tired,” I said carefully. “I don’t feel like having sex.” “You don’t feel like it?” He made it sound like the most inadequate explanation he’d ever heard. I shook my head. I felt like a girl. “If you don’t feel like it,” he continued. “Then you shouldn’t have woken me up by rubbing your ass against my cock and making out with me.” He had a wicked look on his face, the same one he had when he dragged me around his living room by the hair and forced my head down on his cock so hard that I had to strain to catch my breath. He didn’t have to say a word and I knew I was fucked. I was going to be fucked. “I’m sorry,” I whispered. His grip tightened. His grip tightened, and I started to gasp for breath. Even though sex had been the very last thing on my mind when we went to bed, I couldn’t help getting wet from the feel of his hands around my neck. By the time he forced open my mouth with his cock, I was eager to spread my legs for him. He always pushed it a little deeper than what I could comfortably take. He was more than halfway down my throat when I couldn’t stand it anymore and had to pull away. He asked me if I wanted him to fuck me and I nodded yes.
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:37 PM Author: chestnut hot cuck library *BARFS* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588368) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:43 PM Author: Bright hairraiser mad-dog skullcap He's 26 and a teaching asst; she's 19 or 20 and an undergrad in his department. Nope, nothing unseemly here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588405) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:48 PM Author: comical idiot lay Makes me almost wish lonelyvirgin were still here to write a letter to the faculty.
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:44 PM Author: comical idiot lay If that one made you wretch, don't read this one.
Looks like Patrick Hamm isn't worried about catching anything
http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/03/13/exhaustion/
Two days ago, I reached a personal sex record: six times in 12 hours. Six. SIX. When I got home (and thank god I actually left or who knows how many more times we would have done it), I headed straight for my bed and promptly passed out for nine or so hours. Marathon sex is a tiring endeavor. And I had a midterm the next day. Yikes. It is not physically possible to sustain my sexual routine of late. I have had more sex in the past two weeks than I have had during the rest of junior year combined (that would be the previous six months). This overindulgence is the result of finding the most sexually compatible partner I’ve ever had. He’s attractive, sure, but more importantly, he knows exactly what I like in bed, picks up on all of my physical cues, and makes me love things I never thought I’d even want to try. We’re well-matched, and I’m honestly enjoying the best sex of my twenty years. I can’t wait to have more of it. I’m just not certain my body can take it. Take, for example, last weekend’s physical wear: chafed lips and an aching jaw. Giving blowjobs too frequently actually rendered my mouth useless for more conventional activities (like you know, eating). Have you ever given so much head that it hurts to chew food? I didn’t think it was possible either, but a few days ago, I found myself in enormous pain during a multi-course dinner. This was after I spent the whole weekend with lips so dry and swollen red that I was seriously beginning to channel the “competitive skiier” look. And still we can’t get enough of each other. Last night, I met him at the T station and handed him a treat from BerryLine, the local frozen yogurt place. “How sweet of you,” he said, meeting my upturned face with his lips on mine. “Let’s get on the train.” “Wait, I’m not coming,” I laughed and resisted the tug of his hands on my arm. “I’m just here to say bye.” “Oh, you’re not?” he said. His surprise was evident. We’ve been spending every spare second together. Of course the assumption was that I’d follow him home. “No, I should stay here. If I go back with you, we’re not going to work. Besides, we’ll see each other tomorrow. We’re going to spend the whole night together.” “Well, actually … that’s good. I’m proud of you. I’m glad you have the self-control.” “One of us has to have some!” “Come here,” he whispered. He cupped my face with his hands and leaned in slowly for a kiss. This is awfully public, I thought, but the gentle flick of his tongue over my lips brushed away any concerns about being spotted. And then quickly: a confirmation of the next day’s plans, a promise for feedback on the yogurt, a hasty glance back as if to say goodbye again, and I was off. A half hour later, I was back at the frozen yogurt shop chatting with my girlfriend when he text messaged me, “The yoghurt was excellent! Thank you so much!” “You’re excellent,” I responded. “Haha, enjoy your night of rest,” he wrote back. I think I laughed aloud. In the immediate future, at least, rest will be a rarity.
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:46 PM Author: cowardly arousing black woman "Two days ago, I reached a personal sex record: six times in 12 hours. Six." LOL PH must be practically impotent |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:51 PM Author: claret set to be fair, lena, though chubby, isn't exactly chubby-inducing to begin with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588433) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 10:02 PM Author: comical idiot lay Credited.
Lena Chen nude: http://hidebehind.com/A8BCE3 |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 10:02 PM Author: clear effete church building haunted graveyard The important number in this post isn’t SIX, it’s TWO- the number of times Ms. Chen visited the frozen yogurt store in one day. Now, someone might claim (correctly) that she didn't say she ate anything the first time. But I’m unwilling to make this leap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588487) |
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Date: April 8th, 2008 3:15 AM Author: judgmental station police squad "TWO- the number of times Ms. Chen visited the frozen yogurt store in one day."
Awesome. |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 9:56 PM Author: Laughsome market roast beef LC has to be flame about being afraid her family will find out, as her father's contact info has been out for a while now. i can foresee one of you xo psychopaths alerting her father to her blog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588455) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 10:10 PM Author: comical idiot lay Well, it seems obvious that Patrick Hamm never read Harvard's guidelines on "Unprofessional Conduct"
http://www.fas.harvard.edu/home/administration/sexual_harass_guide.html
UNPROFESSIONAL CONDUCT IN RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN INDIVIDUALS OF DIFFERENT UNIVERSITY STATUS
Amorous relationships that might be appropriate in other circumstances always have inherent dangers when they occur between any teacher or officer of the University and any person for whom he or she has a professional responsibility (i.e., as teacher, advisor, evaluator, supervisor). Implicit in the idea of professionalism is the recognition by those in positions of authority that in their relationships with students or staff there is always an element of power. It is incumbent upon those with authority not to abuse, nor to seem to abuse, the power with which they are entrusted.
Officers and other members of the teaching staff should be aware that any romantic involvement with their students makes them liable for formal action against them. Even when both parties have consented at the outset to the development of such a relationship, it is the officer or instructor who, by virtue of his or her special responsibility and educational mission, will be held accountable for unprofessional behavior. Graduate student teaching fellows, tutors, and undergraduate course assistants may be less accustomed than faculty members to thinking of themselves as holding professional responsibilities. They may need to exercise special care in their relationships with students whom they instruct, evaluate, or otherwise supervise, recognizing that their students might view them as more powerful than they may perceive themselves to be.
Amorous relationships between members of the Faculty and students that occur outside the instructional context can also lead to difficulties. In a personal relationship between an officer and a student for whom the officer has no current professional responsibility, the officer should be sensitive to the constant possibility that he or she may unexpectedly be placed in a position of responsibility for the student's instruction or evaluation. This could involve being called upon to write a letter of recommendation or to serve on an admissions or selection committee involving the student. In addition, one should be aware that others may speculate that a specific power relationship exists even when there is none, giving rise to assumptions of inequitable academic or professional advantage for the student involved. Relationships between officers and students are always fundamentally asymmetric in nature. |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 12:40 PM Author: angry nowag And I'm sure that nailing an undergrad in your department office might also be a no-no.
From Lena's thechicktionary.com (Apr 3):
Just a couple hours before, [Patrick Hamm] was trying to convince me to stop by his office for some post-dinner nookie even though I was already late to a birthday engagement. “I’m soooo sore!” I whined. “If we don’t abstain for tonight, New York is going to be ruined.” He wasn’t buying it, and I practically had to drag him to the T station. So I figured, when I was locked out and cold and far from my dorm, OF COURSE, he’ll let me come over. |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 12:42 PM Author: angry nowag And assisting an undergraduate in acquiring a fake ID can't be too ethical, either:
From Lena's April 2 thechicktionary.com:
"Also, the Guy [Patrick Hamm] is going to help me hunt down fake ID places since I lost mine in Greece. So not only did he get me back into the fucking country (read like eight entries back), he is not even fazed by my underage-ness and the fact that I have to deal with pesky things like drinking laws. If I had to explain this to anyone else, I’d probably feel like a total kid." |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 12:43 PM Author: angry nowag ...as well as consuming illegal drugs together
thechicktionary.com (April 2):
"This conversation only makes sense in context. When high. * Guy [Patrick Hamm]: Get your fingers out of your vagina! We're eating dinner. * Me: It's not my fault I'm Chinese."
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Date: April 6th, 2008 11:06 PM Author: underhanded cracking really tough guy lol
http://www.patrickhamm.net/pics.htm
I wonder who "Kori" is in the "pics" page?
http://www.active.com/donate/TEAMESPLANADE/patrickhamm
Kori Lisa Yee Litt, $100.00
Oh, that figures. |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 11:09 PM Author: razzle business firm round eye some of you guys actually sound jealous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588750) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 11:13 PM Author: underhanded cracking really tough guy Jealous of Patrick's herpes/HPV risk? Er, no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588767) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 11:17 PM Author: razzle business firm round eye he's getting laid in real life by a real girl. I can see plenty of frustrated dudes here getting upset over that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588783) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 11:19 PM Author: underhanded cracking really tough guy
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Date: April 7th, 2008 2:07 AM Author: mischievous spot lol faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589488) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 2:10 AM Author: razzle business firm round eye It's clear you are just a very insecure, passive aggressive Asian guy reacting against this typical looking Asian woman's success with white dudes. Sorry she doesn't want you dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589494) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 2:36 AM Author: mischievous spot I agree, this girl is typical of asian women who get fucked by white dudes. LULZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589594) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 11:18 PM Author: pink spectacular locus sound barrier she's actually a pretty good writer, surprisingly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588792) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 11:21 PM Author: Turquoise hunting ground "she" is a white male (a la CarbWithCheese) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588806) |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 11:21 PM Author: underhanded cracking really tough guy Compared to most porn hacks?
Ya, arguably.
Lena Chen is to porn what AK47 is to pro se briefs. |
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Date: April 6th, 2008 11:23 PM Author: peach tantric place of business bet that makes you hella jealous, whokebe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588817) |
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Date: April 8th, 2008 10:50 AM Author: pink spectacular locus sound barrier yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9596093) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 12:47 AM Author: shivering chrome weed whacker this is absolutely disgusting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589182) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 2:35 AM Author: mischievous spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589590) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 2:42 AM Author: Turquoise hunting ground this would be heroic.
also, nice moniker btw. i unabashedly like natalie imbruglia, even before that song became popular outside of australia. |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 2:56 AM Author: mischievous spot Youre a little late, Im already torn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589675) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 3:03 AM Author: Turquoise hunting ground you're an enigma, SY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589692) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 3:04 AM Author: mischievous spot this conversation has run dry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589697) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 10:58 AM Author: misunderstood sable stead mad cow disease Update, PLS! tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590170) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 9:55 AM Author: passionate cruel-hearted ticket booth God, Harvard must be filled with ugly chicks. i love my state TTT even more now cuz we have hot girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590005) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 10:00 AM Author: aphrodisiac salmon faggot firefighter what an irritating troll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590012) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 10:41 AM Author: Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Rehab Subject: He looks like the Shermanator, from American Pie http://www.wjh.harvard.edu/soc/gs/Hamm_Patrick/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590113) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 4:50 PM Author: misunderstood sable stead mad cow disease http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~gsc/about_01_officers.php (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9591847) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 12:33 PM Author: angry nowag lol @ Lena's thechicktionary.com
Mon, April 7
"Any evil stuff?" —the Guy, on what people might be saying about me this morning on the Internet
[LOL--you can only imagine, Patrick Hamm...]
Sun, Apr 6
"You’re treating the symptoms instead of the causes."
—the Guy, who thinks I should just tell my mother about my blog instead of concealing it from her and living under constant anxiety over her finding out.
Sat, Apr 5
"It’s like ten blocks uptown, and by “uptown”, I don’t mean in a Billy Joel kind of way."
—my non-American lover whose cultural reference highly amused me
[Note: Patrick Hamm is foreign-born]
Sun, Apr 6
International Center for Photography. The German headline reads “War against civilization”, which unironically implies America represents all of civilization.
[Note: Patrick Hamm is German-born...which explains Lena's sudden capacity to parse the German, "Krieg gegen die Zivilisation"]
[Note 2: Does Lena think we're st00pid enough to think she's smart enough to parse German solo? lol]
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Date: April 7th, 2008 12:37 PM Author: angry nowag Thur, Apr 3
Sexual Positions for Marathon Training Season
Guy comes back dripping in sweat and groaning.
Guy: Oh. God. I feel so -- Me: Tired? Guy: No, not tired. Just exhausted. Me: So ... tired. Guy: Yes, tired. Everything ... ugh, hurts. Guy goes to weigh himself. Guy: Okay, I sweated off eight pounds. That cannot be good. Me: So, me on top tonight, then? Guy: Yes, definitely.
# I'm going to try to cook dinner.
Okay, the Guy is out for his run (a fucking three hour run) and I am sitting in his apartment.
[Note: Patrick Hamm is training for the Boston Marathon http://www.active.com/donate/TEAMESPLANADE/patrickhamm
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Date: April 8th, 2008 3:17 AM Author: Cerebral famous landscape painting theater him: training for a marathon
her: sitting on her ass in his apartment
anyone surprised? |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 4:30 PM Author: misunderstood sable stead mad cow disease Well, we already knew Lena was clueless in German
"“I don’t speak German” is not an effective way of turning down men. Everyone in Germany speaks English. Corollary: Repeatedly saying the German word for no, “nien”, is also an ineffective way of turning down men. You best start making out with your female best friend instead."
http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/03/31/things-i-learned-during-spring-break/ |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 4:32 PM Author: Irradiated milky resort jewess he's working on a "post-structuralist" explanation of chinese political reform. so much of sociology is bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9591755) |
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Date: April 7th, 2008 8:48 PM Author: misunderstood sable stead mad cow disease Hence the time he has to lure Lena to the office for sex, look for a fake ID for her, and consume various substances with her
http://lena-chens-sex-buddy-thrashed-in-lengthy-screed.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795732&mc=11&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 8th, 2008 2:58 AM Author: Outnumbered bat-shit-crazy karate Subject: Isn't she poor? So if she's on financial aid how can she afford designer clothes and adventures abroad? Can someone answer this?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9595280) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 1:37 PM Author: underhanded cracking really tough guy Her dad, George Chen, owns several sushi restaurants in San Fran.
A search of the papers suggest he's pretty loaded.
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Date: April 10th, 2008 1:41 PM Author: Outnumbered bat-shit-crazy karate maybe he doesn't give her his money or else she somehow tricked financial aid? how peculiar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9606972) |
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Date: April 8th, 2008 3:12 AM Author: Outnumbered bat-shit-crazy karate Subject: ALSO, how could her mom not know?! On another note, wouldn't her mother help her with the pictures/lawyer business? Or wouldn't she at least see some of her daughters articles on the net? Is she really that clueless? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9595318) |
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Date: April 8th, 2008 3:18 AM Author: judgmental station police squad This http://hidebehind.com/img/A8/A8BCE3.jpg goes here Cindy@shanghai1930.com
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Date: April 8th, 2008 12:26 PM Author: misunderstood sable stead mad cow disease lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9596544) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2008 6:50 PM Author: burgundy swashbuckling orchestra pit mental disorder looks like "Mom" has been located...
Date: June 2nd, 2008 6:11 PM
Author: blahblahblahz
Well ain't this a funny set of phone-listings...
Lena & Lily Y Chen
Ages: 18-24, unavailable
1816 Wilcox Ave
Monterey Park, CA 91755-6529
(323) 278-1260
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LILY C CHEN Born 1958
Record Created: 05/2003
1816 WILCOX AVE
MONTEREY PARK, CA 91755
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Lily Y Chang Chen
(323) 278-1260
Montebello, CA 90640
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=821043&forum_id=2#9852059) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 1:39 PM Author: underhanded cracking really tough guy Update:
http://thechicktionary.com/post/31204220
Lena Chen: You should start a blog. Patrick Hamm: Why? What's interesting about my life? Lena Chen: Who you're fucking.
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Date: April 9th, 2008 1:53 PM Author: Insecure organic girlfriend she doesn't realize that people know who "the guy" is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9601903) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 2:03 PM Author: misunderstood sable stead mad cow disease Not yet, apparently.
She posted these cryptic ones Monday:
"So the good thing is you’re not THAT famous." —the Guy (Patrick Hamm)
http://thechicktionary.com/post/31083581
Dominic: Berry Line [my froyo place] will always make your life better. Me: Even when the Internet hates you? Dominic: Um, never had a problem with that.
http://thechicktionary.com/post/31089466
I'd originally thought it was because she'd realized that "the Guy" had been outed.
But now I'm wondering if it's something else, like realizing those pics of her are floating freely on the internet. Or maybe just random h8.
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Date: April 9th, 2008 2:05 PM Author: Insecure organic girlfriend someone needs to tell her that pictures of her getting fucked floating around the internet and people laughing at her =/= fame or respect
it just means she's a minor joke |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 2:11 PM Author: misunderstood sable stead mad cow disease I suppose it would be as easy as leaving a comment on her blog... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9601973) |
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Date: April 27th, 2008 10:58 PM Author: citrine chapel potus Anyone ever follow up on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9695963) |
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Date: May 16th, 2008 5:53 PM Author: Stubborn Degenerate Twinkling Uncleanness remember, for every lena chen, 25435 white women suck black dicks for crack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9793782) |