Help me become the most legendary gunner ever
| high-end nibblets | 09/16/04 | | gay marvelous range | 09/16/04 | | Jade aromatic black woman | 09/16/04 | | swashbuckling deer antler boltzmann | 10/26/07 | | Jade aromatic black woman | 09/16/04 | | gay marvelous range | 09/16/04 | | Jade aromatic black woman | 09/16/04 | | Harsh stain boiling water | 09/16/04 | | Harsh stain boiling water | 09/16/04 | | Concupiscible State Faggotry | 02/21/06 | | Bespoke Cyan Station | 09/10/06 | | startling locale puppy | 09/10/06 | | avocado coffee pot hissy fit | 08/10/05 | | stirring federal kitty shrine | 02/25/06 | | twisted lemon really tough guy | 08/31/06 | | Seedy site turdskin | 08/31/06 | | twisted lemon really tough guy | 08/31/06 | | french flirting brethren theater | 11/02/06 | | big dopamine stage | 11/15/07 | | Jade aromatic black woman | 09/16/04 | | nighttime piazza | 11/15/07 | | gay marvelous range | 09/16/04 | | Mauve Big-titted Digit Ratio | 02/17/06 | | Rough-skinned jew masturbator | 02/27/06 | | Crimson bonkers lay codepig | 11/15/07 | | Jade aromatic black woman | 09/16/04 | | gay marvelous range | 09/16/04 | | Jade aromatic black woman | 09/16/04 | | Harsh stain boiling water | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | high-end nibblets | 09/16/04 | | gay marvelous range | 09/16/04 | | high-end nibblets | 09/16/04 | | Harsh stain boiling water | 09/16/04 | | Jade aromatic black woman | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | Jade aromatic black woman | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | Jade aromatic black woman | 09/16/04 | | Exhilarant Sticky Cruise Ship | 02/25/06 | | Olive quadroon heaven | 02/17/06 | | Jade aromatic black woman | 09/16/04 | | Harsh stain boiling water | 09/16/04 | | high-end nibblets | 09/16/04 | | gay marvelous range | 09/16/04 | | Metal party of the first part | 11/15/07 | | Shivering Nursing Home Depressive | 12/19/07 | | Jade aromatic black woman | 09/16/04 | | gay marvelous range | 09/16/04 | | startling locale puppy | 09/10/06 | | sadistic weed whacker | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | sadistic weed whacker | 09/16/04 | | sadistic weed whacker | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | sadistic weed whacker | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | beady-eyed den friendly grandma | 02/27/06 | | startling locale puppy | 09/10/06 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | rebellious national | 09/09/06 | | Fragrant kitty cat associate | 09/10/06 | | Bespoke Cyan Station | 09/10/06 | | Maroon Titillating Bawdyhouse | 08/16/07 | | bright nowag | 12/19/07 | | Metal party of the first part | 03/27/08 | | Exhilarant Sticky Cruise Ship | 02/25/06 | | Cerebral fanboi internal respiration | 02/25/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/25/06 | | Amethyst Haunted Graveyard | 02/25/06 | | Dead hospital half-breed | 02/25/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 03/03/06 | | galvanic know-it-all stage | 04/21/06 | | heady bat-shit-crazy useless brakes | 05/03/06 | | vivacious tanning salon | 11/02/06 | | Light vibrant feces | 08/16/07 | | Puce duck-like becky | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | navy double fault | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | navy double fault | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | peach travel guidebook | 09/16/04 | | Irradiated Confused Church Building | 09/16/04 | | navy double fault | 09/16/04 | | Irradiated Confused Church Building | 09/16/04 | | sadistic weed whacker | 09/16/04 | | Irradiated Confused Church Building | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | high-end nibblets | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | Irradiated Confused Church Building | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | submissive pocket flask locus | 08/17/07 | | Irradiated Confused Church Building | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/17/06 | | Excitant haunting antidepressant drug box office | 04/07/07 | | high-end nibblets | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | high-end nibblets | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | high-end nibblets | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | high-end nibblets | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | high-end nibblets | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | Orange goyim hell | 08/07/05 | | vigorous school cafeteria | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | vigorous school cafeteria | 09/16/04 | | high-end nibblets | 09/16/04 | | Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage | 09/16/04 | | vigorous school cafeteria | 09/16/04 | | Insecure Multi-colored Corner French Chef | 08/09/05 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/17/06 | | Alcoholic Rigpig | 03/03/06 | | curious elite athletic conference immigrant | 06/12/06 | | Mint Bateful Chad | 09/16/04 | | Orange goyim hell | 06/26/07 | | high-end nibblets | 09/16/04 | | 180 Toaster | 02/26/05 | | Charcoal Sex Offender | 02/25/06 | | Boyish Trailer Park | 11/02/06 | | histrionic aqua university | 08/16/07 | | exciting striped hyena | 09/04/07 | | Razzmatazz tripping halford | 05/07/08 | | Chrome passionate dog poop | 02/26/05 | | hyperactive windowlicker | 02/26/05 | | high-end nibblets | 06/03/05 | | ocher electric trump supporter pisswyrm | 08/07/05 | | Opaque field circlehead | 08/07/05 | | ocher electric trump supporter pisswyrm | 08/09/05 | | primrose office stock car | 08/10/05 | | self-absorbed house ape | 08/17/07 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/17/06 | | ocher electric trump supporter pisswyrm | 02/21/06 | | stirring federal kitty shrine | 02/25/06 | | Bisexual mewling set | 08/07/05 | | Opaque field circlehead | 08/07/05 | | Violent spruce lodge mad cow disease | 02/25/06 | | Boyish Trailer Park | 11/02/06 | | Harsh stain boiling water | 08/07/05 | | Alcoholic Rigpig | 09/10/06 | | mildly autistic pale background story | 12/19/07 | | stimulating parlor | 08/09/05 | | Up-to-no-good Green Sneaky Criminal Jewess | 08/09/05 | | Grizzly casino main people | 02/17/06 | | purple wrinkle | 02/17/06 | | racy elastic band | 02/17/06 | | Pontificating queen of the night | 02/17/06 | | Arousing cerise garrison | 02/17/06 | | racy elastic band | 02/17/06 | | crystalline thirsty theater stage | 02/17/06 | | clear charismatic marketing idea | 06/12/06 | | Naked maize idea he suggested community account | 02/17/06 | | racy elastic band | 02/17/06 | | Mauve Big-titted Digit Ratio | 02/17/06 | | histrionic aqua university | 08/16/07 | | disturbing indian lodge | 02/17/06 | | racy elastic band | 02/17/06 | | Naked maize idea he suggested community account | 02/17/06 | | disturbing indian lodge | 02/17/06 | | Naked maize idea he suggested community account | 02/17/06 | | disturbing indian lodge | 02/17/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/17/06 | | Mauve Big-titted Digit Ratio | 02/17/06 | | Rough-skinned jew masturbator | 02/27/06 | | medicated point | 12/19/07 | | Razzmatazz tripping halford | 05/07/08 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/17/06 | | nofapping splenetic affirmative action hall | 02/17/06 | | disturbing indian lodge | 02/17/06 | | nofapping splenetic affirmative action hall | 02/17/06 | | disturbing indian lodge | 02/17/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/17/06 | | Thriller Abnormal New Version Business Firm | 02/17/06 | | Wonderful unholy abode | 02/17/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/17/06 | | Wonderful unholy abode | 02/17/06 | | Judgmental obsidian institution sound barrier | 02/27/06 | | Ivory provocative shitlib | 09/09/06 | | Razzmatazz tripping halford | 05/07/08 | | Mauve Big-titted Digit Ratio | 02/17/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/21/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/21/06 | | Gold area | 02/21/06 | | Concupiscible State Faggotry | 02/21/06 | | nofapping splenetic affirmative action hall | 02/24/06 | | razzle-dazzle orchestra pit | 02/21/06 | | Rough-skinned jew masturbator | 02/27/06 | | high-end nibblets | 02/21/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/24/06 | | Contagious Sick Brunch | 02/24/06 | | canary idiot dilemma | 02/24/06 | | Flesh vengeful senate | 02/25/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/25/06 | | Flesh vengeful senate | 02/25/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/25/06 | | Bearded library dysfunction | 02/27/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 03/03/06 | | startling locale puppy | 09/10/06 | | stimulating parlor | 02/25/06 | | Flesh vengeful senate | 02/25/06 | | Chest-beating voyeur native | 02/25/06 | | Exhilarant Sticky Cruise Ship | 02/25/06 | | low-t rehab | 02/25/06 | | Flesh vengeful senate | 02/25/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/25/06 | | low-t rehab | 02/25/06 | | Geriatric gay wizard foreskin | 02/25/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/27/06 | | apoplectic blue messiness principal's office | 02/25/06 | | Walnut old irish cottage | 02/25/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 02/27/06 | | beady-eyed den friendly grandma | 02/27/06 | | Rough-skinned jew masturbator | 02/27/06 | | histrionic aqua university | 08/16/07 | | Disrespectful buff dingle berry | 02/27/06 | | Walnut old irish cottage | 03/03/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 03/03/06 | | Flesh vengeful senate | 03/03/06 | | Talking ebony sanctuary | 04/24/06 | | Walnut old irish cottage | 05/03/06 | | sexy base twinkling uncleanness | 05/03/06 | | translucent adventurous preventive strike | 05/03/06 | | White floppy reading party school | 05/30/06 | | Turquoise Razzle Electric Furnace Newt | 08/31/06 | | Spectacular impressive theatre | 12/19/07 | | Fragrant kitty cat associate | 09/09/06 | | Lascivious Hominid | 09/10/06 | | Pearly chapel faggot firefighter | 09/09/06 | | Bespoke Cyan Station | 09/10/06 | | racy elastic band | 09/10/06 | | motley kink-friendly stag film therapy | 09/10/06 | | Smoky hairraiser ticket booth | 11/02/06 | | Boyish Trailer Park | 11/02/06 | | coiffed laughsome plaza gaming laptop | 11/02/06 | | aphrodisiac skinny woman | 11/02/06 | | Insane Hideous Fat Ankles Space | 11/02/06 | | french flirting brethren theater | 11/02/06 | | Silver crackhouse | 11/02/06 | | Dun resort | 01/27/07 | | Bull headed church | 01/27/07 | | Mahogany Gunner Step-uncle's House | 04/06/07 | | diverse pervert home | 04/06/07 | | Jet Frozen Forum | 06/26/07 | | brilliant hairy legs prole | 06/26/07 | | Flesh vengeful senate | 09/04/07 | | Carmine Balding Love Of Her Life | 08/16/07 | | nudist glittery lettuce public bath | 08/16/07 | | high-end nibblets | 08/16/07 | | Frisky Cumskin Ladyboy | 08/17/07 | | plum fortuitous meteor partner | 10/26/07 | | Appetizing center | 08/16/07 | | Maroon Titillating Bawdyhouse | 08/16/07 | | Metal party of the first part | 11/19/07 | | slap-happy whorehouse goal in life | 08/17/07 | | Infuriating dark sweet tailpipe market | 08/17/07 | | slap-happy whorehouse goal in life | 08/17/07 | | zombie-like slimy cuck stead | 08/17/07 | | Jet Frozen Forum | 09/04/07 | | exciting striped hyena | 09/04/07 | | Scarlet Trip Address Blood Rage | 09/04/07 | | Claret bearded international law enforcement agency | 09/28/07 | | pearl supple location philosopher-king | 09/28/07 | | Jet Frozen Forum | 10/26/07 | | Brindle magical pit death wish | 10/26/07 | | Sable offensive kitchen degenerate | 10/26/07 | | Boyish Trailer Park | 11/15/07 | | mind-boggling spot tank | 11/19/07 | | internet-worthy gas station | 12/19/07 | | Dashing ultramarine parlour | 12/19/07 | | medicated point | 12/19/07 | | internet-worthy gas station | 12/19/07 | | violent boistinker potus | 12/19/07 | | wild brass mexican | 01/24/08 | | indigo property regret | 03/23/08 | | Talented temple keepsake machete | 03/23/08 | | disturbing indian lodge | 03/27/08 | | Massive Meetinghouse Wagecucks | 03/27/08 | | pearl supple location philosopher-king | 05/27/08 | | Misunderstood comical patrolman | 05/27/08 | | Well-lubricated mediation | 08/04/08 | | Milky alpha | 10/23/08 | | ruby gaped pistol legend | 10/23/08 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: September 16th, 2004 12:54 PM Author: high-end nibblets
I've decided that if I go to law school, I want to be a gunner. But not just an average gunner. I want to become a legend in my own time. I want people to look back on my tenure at school with the mixture of awe and amazement. I want them to think 'Damn, now that boy was a GUNNER!'
What is the best way to go about doing this? I don't want to be the WORST gunner, just the most legendary. I also need to graduate and have fair employment prospects afterwards, so I can't become a legend doing things that will make the law school angry at me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345100) |
 |
Date: September 16th, 2004 12:57 PM Author: Harsh stain boiling water
talk to teacher after every class.
and always talk cases with your fellow law students, at bar review, at lunch, if you run into them at the grocery store.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345115) |
 |
Date: November 15th, 2007 4:50 PM Author: big dopamine stage
How to be a Gunner...
here at my school, we have a very distinct breed of gunner that i'll call the "organizational"
There was one gunner study gropu and one of the guys decided to start a "society"...like International Relations Society...
then the other co-gunners in his study group go jealous so 2 others formed their own societies...mind you, no one joined these societies except the co-gunners...
so now, the 3 founders of the socieites dress up in suits every day for class b/ecause they ahve "meetings" with deans etc. for funding/events etc....
Then, to top it all off, this "founder" started getting business cards made "Joe Schmo, President & Founder of the Save the Dolphins and Law Society"
So in my book, the hallmarks of an exceptional gunner...more than average, you have to, at a minimum:
1) Start your Society, pick a random topic no one is interesited ...like the "X and Law Society"...
2) Wear business wear every day, carry a lawyer's briefcase
3) Raise your hand, debate the professor, debate your fellow students, and stay after class every day to bug the professor by asking asining questions about their published works
4)MUST CARRY A ROLLY BAG....AND use a security cord to "protect" your laptop in the library
5) Go to EVERY EVENT at school just to schmooze and hob nob
6) MUSt MUST MUST carry business cards to hand out...and must actively hand them out...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8899112)
|
Date: September 16th, 2004 12:59 PM Author: Jade aromatic black woman
also, in the common area, practice giving class responses. be sure to start each one with 'yes, professor...' etc...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345125) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:00 PM Author: gay marvelous range
suit and tie to every class.
Stand up to talk.
Criticize others answers, even if you agree with them.
Offer hypotheticals during every class.
Pose questions to the class
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345128) |
 |
Date: February 27th, 2006 6:35 PM Author: Rough-skinned jew masturbator
Yeah, that was brilliant.
If they give an answer you dislike reply "I'm trying to help you learn but you're making it very difficult for me."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5202235) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:02 PM Author: Jade aromatic black woman
sit behind a tiny little podium you bring to class
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345132) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:03 PM Author: gay marvelous range
Videotape every class.
Have a rolly bag
Bring in every book or article the professor has ever written to every class
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345135) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:05 PM Author: Mint Bateful Chad
casually mention that you've read everything the professor has published and you're three weeks ahead in the reading, also your outline is already 75 pages long two weeks into the semester, but you feel like you should be doing more.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345144) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:06 PM Author: high-end nibblets
Would it also help if I got super-buff? I could be the buff gunner.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345147) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:10 PM Author: Jade aromatic black woman
randomly approach people during lunch and ask them if they have any questions for you regarding contracts etc...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345167) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:13 PM Author: high-end nibblets
What if I have one rolly bag for each class? I can use my buff muscles to drag two of them along while I carry the other two.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345178) |
 |
Date: November 15th, 2007 2:39 PM Author: Metal party of the first part
No, just one, but do either of the following:
1. Make it a desktop with a flatscreen monitor that you set up at each class.
2. Have a separate external hard drive for each class, each with a label on the side with names like, "The Tortinator," and "Contracts Machine."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8898647) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: Jade aromatic black woman
you could always keep some weights in your locker. do curls while practicing recitations during lunch.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345182) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: gay marvelous range
Bring in a desktop computer with huge speakers and set it up.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345185) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: sadistic weed whacker
The worst gunner during UG always prefaced all their stories with "when I worked at Goldman Sachs" or "when I went to Fraaaance."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345193) |
 |
Date: September 9th, 2006 6:55 PM Author: rebellious national
Lame. Though bragging about going to France is lamer, especially at a school where it's probably not uncommon.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6586225)
|
 |
Date: September 10th, 2006 1:17 AM Author: Bespoke Cyan Station
be nice, he's only a 0L
Edit: at PCL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6588293) |
 |
Date: February 25th, 2006 1:52 AM Author: Talking ebony sanctuary
Lame. Though bragging about going to France is lamer, especially at a school where it's probably not uncommon.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5180482)
|
 |
Date: August 16th, 2007 9:33 PM Author: Light vibrant feces
Lame. Though bragging about going to France is lamer, especially at a school where it's probably not uncommon.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8524897)
|
 |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:36 PM Author: Puce duck-like becky
anyone who says "goldman sachs" is a fucking douche.
you gotta say "goldman" to have *some* credibility. hth
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345257) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:35 PM Author: Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage
Ask questions on cases that weren't assigned.
Make yourself the resident expert of the law of some foreign country, say Uganda, and provide relevant links to whatever you happen to be studying that day.
Read all of the professor's law review articles. During class, argue with the professor about why his thesis in each of them was completely wrong.
Bring a noxious food to class with you each day, and eat it while other students are talking. Soup or fish would be good ones to try.
Make a 500 page outline. Tell everyone about it, and make it known that you're not going to share it and are terrified it will be stolen.
Keep a chart estimating each of your classmate's odds of being in the top 10%. Make it roughly the size of a seating chart and update it whenever someone talks in class.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345253)
|
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:42 PM Author: Irradiated Confused Church Building
carry a nalgene bottle. I just find those annoying. but it has to be small, so that you're constantly going to the water fountain to fill it up. this will just be one more subtle way to irk your classmates.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345284) |
 |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:43 PM Author: navy double fault
That's just annoying, that isn't gunner behavior.
a true gunner wouldn't miss a second of class.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345292) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:52 PM Author: Irradiated Confused Church Building
here's a good one: volunteer to be on all the student advisory committees and then do stuff like spend the party money on study sessions
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345338) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 1:59 PM Author: high-end nibblets
I think I'll go for a strange fusion of gunnerdom and redneck madness. For instance, I could preface my hypos with lines like 'When I was wrasslin' gators down in Nola...' or 'It's like the last time I was out bear hunting...' or 'The last time I was in prison...'
I think it would really make people wonder.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345379) |
 |
Date: September 16th, 2004 2:23 PM Author: Umber Awkward Police Squad Menage
I'm actually not sure if you have a duty to warn or not. I've seen liability found in a case where a man lied about his fertility and the woman had an ectopic pregnancy, and know of assault and attempted murder cases for those who failed to disclose HIV status.
I don't think the fact that this takes place during an illegal act precludes liability. After all, if you assault a prostitute in some other way, you're still liable for harming her. I suppose you could argue consent, but the prostitute isn't consenting to being infected.
More likely the man with herpes could simply claim ignorance of infection. Then it's negligence rather than an intentional tort, and with that it's easy to argue that the prostitute was just as negligent.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345494) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 2:24 PM Author: vigorous school cafeteria
TOTALLY irrelevant subject matter from other academic disciplines as well as life experiences. And I mean purely and totally not even remotely relevant. In grad school, in a literature seminar, we had a gunner who, quite literally, prefaced just a few of his comments/questions towards the professor (who was like a faculty emeritus or some crazy influential thing to boot) with the following:
"Now I assume you know little about particle physics, so please allow me to explain the rudiments of it prior to providing my answer..."
"I often asked myself that very question while preparing to sit for my finals at Oxford"
"As a (some name i don't recall) Scholar, I've clearly given this thought..."
"Having minored in physics, I think i can bring forth an interesting perspective to this issue, as the hard sciences are often ignored in literature" (this one caused me to almost shit myself).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345496) |
 |
Date: September 16th, 2004 2:47 PM Author: vigorous school cafeteria
Not so much that they were real, but he accused this prof (who, while not the chair of the dept, was VERY high ranking) of refusing to allow for the possibility that the the ghost morrison was using could actually exist. He then went on and on about the way that literary crit is a sheltered and dying discipline and that english departments will crumble and go the way of classics depts because they refuse to allow for the input of other academic disciplines.
She tried for fifteen minutes to explain to him that what was at issue here wasn't whether the ghost could exist, but how it was being utilized as a literary device. There was a signed petition, formal complaints...i mean, this kid was a nightmare. And, I shit you not, he had a sweatshirt, sweater or jacket on EVERY day of class with the school logo or name displayed prominently.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345607) |
Date: September 16th, 2004 3:04 PM Author: high-end nibblets
I think I know what to do - one day, while gunning, I'll get into such a heated and passionate argument with the prof that at the end of my speech, I just puke all over my desk.
But what will make it legendary is when I wipe off my mouth and continue gunning like nothing happened.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#1345734) |
 |
Date: November 2nd, 2006 12:12 AM Author: Boyish Trailer Park
I am absolutely in stiches right now.
1 mother fucking 80
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6903566) |
Date: February 26th, 2005 12:22 PM Author: Chrome passionate dog poop
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#2212666) |
Date: February 26th, 2005 12:28 PM Author: hyperactive windowlicker
Rip snort Cocaine openly in class just so every knows you have an "edge."
Just curse like a sailor. "Seriously, doesn't anyone else think the the fucking Wickard decision is bullshit. Jackson is suck a fucking fag."
When the professor calls on you respond with "never look me in the eye, I'll rip out your heart."
The first time another student disagree with you in class. Wait till class is over and beat them savagely in the hallway.
Use your own experinces in hypos, but only in the context of terrible things you've done. "When this chick from Florida was suing me for extreme emotional distress, you know, because I raped her or whatever, the court found there was no 1332 jurisditon as I was living in Florida at the time."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#2212682)
|
 |
Date: August 7th, 2005 8:01 PM Author: ocher electric trump supporter pisswyrm
The Gunner Bible
1) Wear earned/stolen/borrowed military medals all around campus, no matter what you are wearing (e.g., pin them to your swimming trunks when in the pool).
2) Wear shirts with obscure legal passages printed on them.
3) Never leave home without your roly-bag.
4) At the beginning of every class, just before the prof arrives, remind the class how much you rock. You could do this by yelling out your LSAT/GPA combo, in addition to ranting about your prestige, fact or fiction (ala 174, but increase the douchbaggery. It sounds difficult, I know, but you are shooting for legend)
5) At the end of class, before the prof leaves, turn on the speaker system and offer to tutor you classmates on the lecture they just sat through.
6) Refer to yourself in the 3rd person, but call yourself "learned hand".
7) Take one of those 2-week summer classes at Oxford or Cambridge the summer before you begin, and buy a school ring. You need to have a wide variety of "When I was at______" or "I learned while visiting ______" phrases.
8) Get a personal note taker. Make him/her answer only when you speak. The note take should be a little smaller than you, but dressed exactly the same. Even though you will be taking your own notes, you need to have a backup for any syllables missed while thinking up your brilliant gunner hypos.
9) Distribute your own legal newsletter on campus beginning two weeks before 1L. Bing enough copies to class for everyone. Do not stop the presses until finals. Make sure that the logo looks prestigious.
10) Get your segway souped up. It should sound like a Harley if you are going 12 mph or 2. Be sure to ride it into the classroom, right up to your seat if possible. Let your roly-bag drag from the back, hitting the ankles of those who would stand in your way.
---------------------------
To the poster who suggested that the ultimate gunner bring his own podium, I tip my hat. 180, you bastard. 180.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#3523947) |
 |
Date: February 21st, 2006 3:39 PM Author: ocher electric trump supporter pisswyrm
I'd like to offer an addendum:
The ultimate gunner should never fail to interrupt a classmate who threatens his position. If you are being out "hypo'd" by a fellow gunner, you should conveniently drop your very heavy key-ring, or perhaps cough up a gobs stopper--anything to take away from the other.
To become the top gunner, you should attend many of the events hosted for law students, where employers are NOT present, dressed in a tuxedo; still wearing the military pins, of course, and with your Segway neatly tucked in a corner.
Last, for now, the ultimate gunner should always have a cordless mic system on hand. When everyone is sitting around, discussing how they "feel" about the law, you can quickly and authoritatively make your opinions known. When using this technique, it is usually best to have your note taker on hand with the PC on lexis, and with your outline in hand.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5148764) |
Date: August 7th, 2005 8:07 PM Author: Bisexual mewling set
This thread made me laugh out loud at least five times.
Classic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#3523986) |
 |
Date: November 2nd, 2006 12:14 AM Author: Boyish Trailer Park
I literally can't stop laughing.
wow.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6903586) |
Date: August 7th, 2005 8:31 PM Author: Harsh stain boiling water
everywhere that someone tells you that they are applying to for a job, apply there and then tell them while also flaunting your higher gpa/better credentials
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#3524187) |
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:02 PM Author: stimulating parlor
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#3539610) |
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:09 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Green Sneaky Criminal Jewess
I need some gunner gear.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#3539661) |
Date: February 17th, 2006 12:51 AM Author: Grizzly casino main people
bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5109795) |
Date: February 17th, 2006 12:56 AM Author: purple wrinkle
stand up to talk was tcr....that would be legendary.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5109840) |
Date: February 17th, 2006 1:25 AM Author: Pontificating queen of the night
actual things from one guy in my 1L section:
when prof stops acknowledging your raised hand, in order to let others speak that day, raise both arms and waive hands fervently until called on again.
when prof drops pen on way out of class, pick it up and run after him/her.
run up to the podium at the end of every class in order to continue asking questions.
create hypos involving aliens.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5110062) |
 |
Date: February 17th, 2006 1:59 AM Author: Arousing cerise garrison
holy shit. i think i might know this clown.
what school? (feel free to edit, or just name the person)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5110301)
|
Date: February 17th, 2006 1:29 AM Author: racy elastic band
Legally change your name to Gunnar Daily. Imagine what people would say.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5110090) |
Date: February 17th, 2006 1:34 AM Author: crystalline thirsty theater stage
each day wear a three piece suit and equip a pocket watch. When the professor begins to tell a war story about his days clerking or practicing (i.e. you don't have an opportunity to talk), be sure to take out the pocket watch and CLICK it open, shut it, and put it back in your vest.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5110117) |
Date: February 17th, 2006 1:40 AM Author: Naked maize idea he suggested community account
Bring not only your case book to class, but also the paperback supplement that you don't ever need to look at, or the big statute book that everyone just keeps at home. Display them prominently on your desk.
Suggest hypos to the class. Begin with: "Let us suppose..."
When the Prof says something interesting, raise your hand and rephrase what he said disguised as your own comment.
When someone near you talks quietly during class, shush them and give them the look of death.
When someone says something funny during class, don't laugh. Class is much too serious an affair for you to waste time with humor.
Maintain excellent posture throughout class.
Read the full opinions on Lexis before class and then casualy mention that in a question or comment. "I noticed in the full opinion, the court refers to..."
When the person next to you misses something the Professor said and looks at your screen to see what it was, minimize Word.
Outside of class, mention to your classmates that the Professor is "nice, but not particularly bright and a little too focused on black letter law instead of theory."
Identify some obscure federal judge that no one would know of and then mention him in conversation with your classmates, acting like everyone should know who you are talking about: "That's an interesting story about your weekend. By the way, did you like Judge Reynold's opinion on third-party subpoenas that came out last week?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5110163)
|
 |
Date: August 16th, 2007 11:11 PM Author: histrionic aqua university
"When the person next to you misses something the Professor said and looks at your screen to see what it was, minimize Word."
A guy sitting next to me did this once. I looked at him bewildered and he turned to me, made eye contact, and shrugged. He then waited until I turned away, stunned, before he would un-minimize.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8525448) |
Date: February 17th, 2006 1:46 AM Author: disturbing indian lodge
Gunner greatness is a thing rarely achieved but oft sought after. The failings of those that have come before you have provided Gunner Historians, like myself, with ample advice to dispense.
1. Know The Dress
- Many former gunners have attempted to "half-gun" (We call it Half Cocked in the Historian biz). They arive in merely a sports coat, tie, and slacks. This is their firt failure, if you can't look the part, how will you ever BE the part?
- The correct Legendary Gunner Gear involves a three outfit day. In the morning you should wear a white tuxedo with long tails. When sitting down take care to spread the tails out behind you. At lunch you should be in a standard black tuxedo with a black cumberbun and bowtie (vests are for poors who don't know about class or tradition). In the evening you should be attired in a high end smoking jacket. Please be sure to be meticulously groomed at all times. Your hair should be either slicked back or gelled down and parted in the center. Your nails should be clean and your ass should be washed.
2. Know the Talk
- Many failed gunners have failed to fully appreciate what may be accomplished with the spoken word and use large words as a proxy for TRUE GUNDRASPEAK
- True GundraSpeak is a mesh of ancient greek, latin, and olde english. You should always answer pure law questions in latin (then translate to modern english with a look of scorn on your face). Policy questions should be presented in ancient greek and accompanied by the standard hand motions employed in the forum of old. Olde English should be used whenever speaking of the Common Law. Please make sure your pronunciation is flawless and your accents appropriate.
3. Know the Walk
- Many Gunners are content to raise their hands constantly and offer a few hypotheticals. Rarely does their Gunner Walk extend beyond these rather paltry activities.
- First and foremost, DO NOT RAISE YOUR HAND. Raising your hand is for an inferior waiting timidly to be called upon. A Legendary Gunner is second to NO man, including the professor. When the professor offers a statement you take exception to (which should be approximately 60-80% of all statements offered) you must IMMEDIATELY slam your fist onto the table and exclaim "I will not have you making a mockery of this classroom!" Following this outburst you must offer an extended explaination as to why the objectionable statement was/is wrong. Make sure to offer this explanation in the appropriate language as discussed above.
Also critical is your entrance and exit. You should arrive exactly 15 minutes early for each class in secure a seat that is in the center of the front row. If someone is currently sitting there you should clear your throat loudly and tap your foot until they get the picture. A Legendary Gunner must reign from his throne and he certainly cannot do this if it is occupied by a lesser being.
There are additional points I may offer to assist you including, but not limited to: Know the Thoughts, Know the Path, Know the Glory. As it stands I'll let you ponder these.
Sincerely offered for the approval of those assembled.
Lord Psycholomort Gunner Biographer, Historian, and Cataloguer.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5110199) |
 |
Date: February 17th, 2006 1:53 AM Author: Naked maize idea he suggested community account
Very good. Are you the author of that post from a while back on phone anxiety?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5110245)
|
 |
Date: February 17th, 2006 1:55 AM Author: Naked maize idea he suggested community account
It involved a transcript of a phone call to a haberdashery.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5110265)
|
 |
Date: May 7th, 2008 11:27 PM Author: Razzmatazz tripping halford
"slam your fist onto the table and exclaim "I will not have you making a mockery of this classroom!"
lulz
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#9751986) |
Date: February 17th, 2006 1:54 AM Author: Talking ebony sanctuary
Quill Pen, of course.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5110258) |
Date: February 17th, 2006 1:56 AM Author: Thriller Abnormal New Version Business Firm
This thread killed me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5110273) |
Date: February 17th, 2006 2:14 AM Author: Wonderful unholy abode
Get one of the small videocameras on a tripod that can sit on your desk to record class. (In undergrad, I was in a class with someone who did this).
When a student is being called on, turn the camera so that it is capturing that student. If necessary, lift the camera and aim it in the correct direction.
When you are being called on, pick the camera up, turn it around, and point it at yourself as you answer.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5110416) |
 |
Date: May 7th, 2008 11:26 PM Author: Razzmatazz tripping halford
"When you are being called on, pick the camera up, turn it around, and point it at yourself as you answer."
lmao
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#9751982) |
Date: February 17th, 2006 3:53 AM Author: Mauve Big-titted Digit Ratio
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5110732) |
Date: February 21st, 2006 12:19 PM Author: Talking ebony sanctuary
^-^
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5147219) |
Date: February 21st, 2006 1:44 PM Author: Gold area
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5147775) |
Date: February 21st, 2006 1:51 PM Author: Concupiscible State Faggotry
Some of these have probably been mentioned, but for full effect ...
1) Be foreign - anything asian is preferrable.
2) When raising your hand, put it up and down repeatedly in almost a flurrying motion. Say, "oooh, oooh" as well in a Horseshackian way.
3) Over laugh at the profs stupid jokes. If he has a particularly lame joke, fall out of your seat laughing.
4) When the prof makes a particularly salient point, stand up and applaud in a raucous manner.
5) End each class by thanking the professor for his time.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5147821) |
Date: February 21st, 2006 3:25 PM Author: razzle-dazzle orchestra pit
this is the greatest thread ever and has truly inspired me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5148650) |
Date: February 21st, 2006 3:42 PM Author: high-end nibblets
Does it add to your mystique if you mock other gunners, and call them out for being gunners?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5148786) |
Date: February 24th, 2006 10:02 PM Author: canary idiot dilemma
Become fat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5178392) |
 |
Date: February 25th, 2006 12:24 AM Author: Flesh vengeful senate
When I was at UCB, I was the ultimate gunner. I wore a 3-piece gray pinstripe suit with a white silk dess shirt and a green silk tie everyday. Not to mention a fake rolex which I tried to mention as often as possible - "you just cannot find good timepieces anymore" - and cufflinks.
Never once did I take notes in class. I never bothered to raise my hand, and just spat out my comments, which I tried to do in a longwinded manner. I kept myself to a maximum of 2 5-minute speeches per class, though, as not to piss off the teacher too much and hurt my grades.
I aced every one of my classes, and graduated with a 4.0.
I used to rip on my professors and fellow students in a really meanspirited way, then end with "I kid, of course."
When I got a perfect GRE Q score, I mentioned it in every math and econ class. Once my trig 2 prof said to me "you're very proud of that, aern't you." To which I replied, "Frankly, I felt cheated. But, you must remember, the proctor was an a-rab, so I know what goes on."
It takes balls to say that at UCB.
In one class with no students or profs that I'd met before, I faked a british accent for an entire semester. It did wonders for me. I actually got the prof to write me a LOR in which he said how lucky he was to have such a great overseas student in his class, and that it took someone with "tremendous courage" to leave oxford because he found it too conservative.
When I was in class with a member of the campus republicans, I accused him of being a racist who wanted to "keep blacks and women in their place."
I always finished my exams before anyone. Once, I handed the prof an apple on the way into the test, on which I had written "35 minutes" with a sharpie. When I finished the test, I pointed to my watch and said, "Ohh, I was off by three minutes - it only took 32."
I am the ultimate gunner. I am legend. Now that I am at cornell, I tell people in the program that I am there only to bring up their USNWR rankings. I tell them that I cannot wait to transfer to Princeton or Harvard, where I will write a seperate dissertation for a second Ph.D in abnormal psychology dissecting the "ape-brains" at Cornell.
I also wear a yarmukle to class which I had handmade with stiching on the top reading "Perfect GRE."
I am also 6'5 and 230lb.
The ultimate gunning session was during a course on gender studies when we discussed religious people converting lesbians and gays. I stood up - got out of my fucking chair - and said "Let us suppose that we have a room full of lesbians," I began. Next, I snapped my fingers loudly and said "you throw me in there, problem solved."
I then bowed and sat down.
Prestigious?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5179826) |
 |
Date: September 10th, 2006 2:43 AM Author: startling locale puppy
"Once, I handed the prof an apple on the way into the test, on which I had written "35 minutes" with a sharpie. When I finished the test, I pointed to my watch and said, "Ohh, I was off by two minutes - it only took 32."
Your math skills are flawless.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6588679) |
Date: February 25th, 2006 12:25 AM Author: stimulating parlor
Use a quill pen. A FUCKING QUILL PEN!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5179845) |
Date: February 25th, 2006 1:20 AM Author: Exhilarant Sticky Cruise Ship
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5180258) |
Date: February 25th, 2006 1:26 AM Author: low-t rehab
I love the british accent. 180.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5180299) |
 |
Date: February 25th, 2006 1:29 AM Author: Flesh vengeful senate
If you like the british accent, then you'll love my cellphone ringtone: The Charlie Rose theme song!
What's also great is alienating the whole class. One time, this kid used the word faggot, and I got up in front of the whole class and said, "I am a homosexual, and I think you are a racist pig. I'm going to report you to the dean."
So I told the professor about what happened when he walked in, and he made the student leave and apologized to me.
My G/f got a good laugh out of it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5180314) |
Date: February 25th, 2006 3:15 AM Author: Geriatric gay wizard foreskin
Once you have a summer job at a law firm, bring memorabilia from your lawfirm to class. It is especially helpful if the lawfirm is slightly selective (meaning others in the class would have gotten dinged), but nothing special (so it isn't even that impressive). A coffee thermus works best. Be sure to point it in the direction of your law firm's logo out to the rest of the class, and only drink from it occasionally, being sure to carefully return it to the proper spot. The key of this is to have it there every class. Make sure everyone knows that you will have your trusty law firm mug at class every day.
Also, find a gunner friend and engage in this classic gunner team work:
Gunner 1: "Professor, I know we are in a rush to get through the material, but before we go on, I need to ask you this really specific, esoteric, obviously useless detailed question about the difference between S-Corps and LLCs and how they effect tax consequences." Then ask the question in a way that makes no sense.
The prof then avoids the question in an attempt not to embarass the gunner, sending subtle hints like "we need to move on" that he isn't interested in continuing the discussion.
Gunner 1 (without raising his hand, just talking): "But professor, that didn't really answer my question." Ask it again, but this time change it a little so it isn't even the same question, but again it doesn't make any sense.
By now the Prof is annoyed, but he tries again, again not answering the question because the question makes no sense.
Gunner 2: "But professor, what I think Gunner 1 was asking was..." (again, ask a slightly different question which also makes no sense).
If you do this well, it will become an episode that none of your classmates ever forget, you will hear loud signs around the room, and you will ruin about 30 minutes worth of class time. If you try to calculate how many thousands of dollars of tuition money you wasted, especially in a big class, no gunner could feel more proud.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5180745) |
Date: February 25th, 2006 5:28 AM Author: apoplectic blue messiness principal's office
Great work guys! Just a few additional tips in building the legend of your gunnerdom:
1) Congratulate yourself after making any observation, especially ones that are extremely obvious. Give yourself the highest grade at your institution (e.g., "High Honors"/ "A+"/etc.).
2) As a 1L, casually begin any comments, inside or outside of class, with "As I will explain in my upcoming law review article..."
3) Have a framed picture of your prof on the desk. Occasionally stroke it.
4) Keep a small action figure on a miniature gallows. When a classmate contradicts you, stare at them and drop the trapdoor repeatedly.
5) Tape record yourself snickering. While classmates are getting hit with Socratic, hit the play button, but continue taking notes and giving encouraging smiles to the hapless victim.
6) If students leave the room for bathroom breaks or anything else, interrupt the professor to let everyone know you found that behavior disruptive.
7) Finally, when called on for questions, stand (you're obviously sitting front and center), walk up to the professor's podium and proceed to orate from there.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5181039) |
Date: February 25th, 2006 1:17 PM Author: Walnut old irish cottage
ive never seen this one before. awesome :)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5181947) |
Date: February 27th, 2006 2:38 PM Author: Talking ebony sanctuary
.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5200322) |
Date: February 27th, 2006 2:53 PM Author: beady-eyed den friendly grandma
uh, hello, bookstands? get a mahogany one.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5200387) |
Date: February 27th, 2006 3:24 PM Author: Rough-skinned jew masturbator
Don't forget the right equipment: Largest wheelie bag ever. Carry every book you own in it, and randomly smack into people as you arrive to class.
Stand when you speak. Also, eat as you speak.
Bring visual aids. Ask to use the board. If your prof uses visual aids then bring a laser pointer and use it to point to the areas you're "commenting" on.
Holding your hand gets tiring. Bring a desk bell.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5200589)
|
Date: February 27th, 2006 6:53 PM Author: Disrespectful buff dingle berry
Email your professors before class and volunteer to be on call. Mention that you are particularly prepared to discuss a case at length.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5202360) |
Date: March 3rd, 2006 7:50 PM Author: Talking ebony sanctuary
^-^
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5239372) |
 |
Date: March 3rd, 2006 8:17 PM Author: Flesh vengeful senate
I pronounce this thread pointless, and, henceforth, over.
the best post was to talk so strongly and at such length that the gunner vomits, wipes his mouth off and goes right on gunning.
Priceless. I was sitting in bed reading the thread on my laptop while my g/f was asleep, and I laughed so loud that I woke her and the dog up.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5239612) |
Date: May 3rd, 2006 8:27 PM Author: sexy base twinkling uncleanness
GTO, make this a sticky!!!!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5709289) |
Date: May 3rd, 2006 8:40 PM Author: translucent adventurous preventive strike
i know a guy that tore the buttons off of his non- french cuffed button down shirt and replaced them with the univeristy of oxford's school crest cuff-links.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#5709406) |
Date: August 31st, 2006 5:31 PM Author: Turquoise Razzle Electric Furnace Newt Subject: Speaking style
Instead of copping a British or whatever accent, you should talk in Americanize English, but make sure your sentences come off disjointed and emphasized in weird ways as if you are staggering under the weight of your own profundity just by answering. Remember to over ennunciate any word over 3 syllables and give a 5-10 second pause between every coherent thought so as to let the lesser mortals digest the depth of your genius. A good example today was in my TTT UG phil class:
Prof: ...yadda yadda yadda, circular logic fallacy, yadda yadda yadda...
*A student in the front middle of class careens his head sharply upward and strikes a look that can only be described as intense or constipated. The professor, who is standing about 3 feet from the student, pauses and asks him if he's alright*
Student: Yah... I was just, you know... I was trying to visualize a metaphor for what you were just describing... you know... pertaining to the circular logic fallacy... I always try to create visual metaphors as a study aid...
Prof (with a somewhat wry smile): Oh? Care to share what you've come up with?
Student: Well, its sort of like... you know, it's difficult to visualize an abstract... but I think a really creative way to look at it *looks around the room and basks for about 5 seconds in his own creativity* is building... you know, constructing with planks of wood... a stair case *flashes a satisfied smile and sits back*
Prof (with an air of apology to the rest of the class and an exaggerated eye roll): ANYway...
This all just happened so the memory is still painfully fresh; finding this thread was just the cathartic lift I needed. If Dante had known about TTTs, he would have given mine its own level in hell.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6534231) |
Date: September 9th, 2006 6:42 PM Author: Fragrant kitty cat associate
bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6586153) |
Date: September 9th, 2006 7:38 PM Author: Pearly chapel faggot firefighter
Bring lots and lots of pencils to class. Also, bring an electronic pencil sharpener that makes a lot of noise and have it plugged in. Never sharpen your pencils before class...make sure you use them until they become stumps. ALWAYS sharpen your pencils, with the electronic pencil sharpener, IN CLASS. You might wanna sharpen your pencil JUST AS the prof is about to make a particularly important/brilliant point. Then ask him or her to repeat whatever it was they just said. Interrupt them a few more times with the pencil sharpening. Then proceed to disagree with the prof and start a long drawn out discussion.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6586405) |
 |
Date: September 10th, 2006 1:16 AM Author: Bespoke Cyan Station
Fill your rolly-bag with pensils (as much as will fit after your laptop, casebook, and pencil sharpener) and sharpen pencils over and over again, but never use them because you are only taking notes on your laptop (or your gunner shadow is taking your notes for you)
You may chew on, break, throw, and stab with your pencils, but never write with them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6588288) |
Date: September 10th, 2006 2:16 AM Author: racy elastic band
Anything posted on this thread following Lord Psycholomort is pointless. Never will anyone top it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6588576) |
Date: September 10th, 2006 8:10 AM Author: motley kink-friendly stag film therapy
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6589033) |
Date: November 2nd, 2006 12:00 AM Author: Smoky hairraiser ticket booth
bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6903451) |
Date: November 2nd, 2006 10:50 AM Author: coiffed laughsome plaza gaming laptop
You must flag every page of every book. Devise an elaborate color-coding system for your flags to intimidate other students. Highlight AND underline every other sentence in your case book. Print out stacks and stacks of irrelevant Lexis research. Put each page in its own individual sheet protector. Rolly bags aren't capacious enough for a real gunner. Use a huge Samsonite suitcase, the kind made for extended stays overseas. Bring your suitcase(s) full of materials with you wherever you go, especially when you call on professors during office hours. And always use one of those privacy screens on your laptop.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6905987) |
Date: November 2nd, 2006 12:30 PM Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman
two words: VIDEO RESUME.
Pack it with clips of you doing toolish shit, like lifting weights (fake a 500lb bench press if you have to), ballroom dancing and trying to be all philosophical and inspirational and shit. blast it out to every firm under the sun, as well as your classmates and profs.
remember, IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6906453) |
Date: November 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM Author: Insane Hideous Fat Ankles Space
take a soap box to stand on while talking
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6906754) |
Date: November 2nd, 2006 2:20 PM Author: french flirting brethren theater
You must not miss one single moment of lecture. Consequently, when listening and taking notes, urinate and defecate yourself whenever the urge arises and without second thought or hesitation. You must do so forcefully and loudly: you must not lose more than fleeting moments of concentration on such first order bodily functions. Maintain locked eye contact with the professor at all times during excretion. This can and should be done while standing and speaking as well without a pause or lapse in gunning. Your classmates will admire your dedication to classroom discussion.
You cannot change your clothes; instead you must remain at the law school studying and gunning well into the night. Your now-dried filth-stained garments are your badge of honor -- wear them proudly!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6906981) |
Date: November 2nd, 2006 3:00 PM Author: Silver crackhouse
stop turning this classic thread to shit
stop posting in it except to bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#6907221) |
Date: January 27th, 2007 5:58 PM Author: Bull headed church
On the first day of class, do everything outlined in this thread. Never show up to class again for the remainder of the semester until exam day.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#7496542) |
Date: April 6th, 2007 4:43 PM Author: Mahogany Gunner Step-uncle's House
Fertik
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#7885877) |
 |
Date: April 6th, 2007 4:56 PM Author: diverse pervert home
sounds like an urban dictionary definition in the making...
Fertik (abbr): Fertile with flak
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#7885963) |
Date: June 26th, 2007 3:07 AM Author: Jet Frozen Forum
bump the thread that started me reading this board
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8302009) |
Date: August 16th, 2007 9:25 PM Author: Carmine Balding Love Of Her Life
bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8524849) |
 |
Date: August 16th, 2007 9:33 PM Author: nudist glittery lettuce public bath
Thanks.
If there was an xoxo goldmine, this thread would be in it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8524898) |
Date: August 16th, 2007 9:28 PM Author: high-end nibblets
Thank Christ I never went to law school. The last several years of board banter have convinced me that y'all are crazy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8524866) |
Date: August 16th, 2007 9:33 PM Author: Appetizing center
still the greatest xoxo thread of all time
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8524893) |
Date: August 16th, 2007 10:04 PM Author: Maroon Titillating Bawdyhouse
When you talk, flail your arms wildly not because you're trying to get anyone's attention at that point, but because you are so engaged and so involved in your thoughts that you can't keep your body still. Keep increasing the flailing until you drop to the floor having a seizure. Keep talking until you start drooling and your mouth fills up with so much drool that it's only an incomprehensible mumble of suffocated words. Start choking on your drool because you opened your windpipe while drooling. If anyone comes close to give you assistance, give them an outraged look of condescension. Keep mumbling until you lose consciousness. When you wake up at the hospital, call the nurse to you and make sure she takes a pen and a piece of paper with her and continue gunning. Repeat your earlier performance until you're dead. Have "Veritas" engraved on your tombstone.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8525123) |
Date: August 17th, 2007 1:42 PM Author: slap-happy whorehouse goal in life
Get a crown from Burger King and wear it to class. When someone asks you about it, simply proclaim yourself to be the "King of Torts" or whatever class it is. When you speak in class, be sure to note comments by your classmates by saying something like "As noted by my royal subject..." When asked a question by the professor, simply respond that the question is "insulting and demeaning to my clear dominance in the field of intentional torts."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8527318) |
Date: August 17th, 2007 8:36 PM Author: zombie-like slimy cuck stead
Wear a bowtie to OCI.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8529000) |
Date: September 4th, 2007 3:22 AM Author: Jet Frozen Forum
bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8597977) |
Date: September 4th, 2007 4:21 AM Author: Scarlet Trip Address Blood Rage
would read again
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8598063) |
Date: September 28th, 2007 12:35 AM Author: Claret bearded international law enforcement agency
bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8698842) |
Date: September 28th, 2007 12:44 AM Author: pearl supple location philosopher-king
bring peppercorns to class and give them to people who make promises. (i know of a gunner who actually did this.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8698883) |
Date: October 26th, 2007 1:23 AM Author: Jet Frozen Forum
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8814923) |
Date: October 26th, 2007 1:53 AM Author: Brindle magical pit death wish
Take notes with a stenotype machine.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8815169)
|
Date: November 15th, 2007 2:21 PM Author: Boyish Trailer Park
Bump for 1Ls
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#8898581) |
Date: December 19th, 2007 2:46 AM Author: internet-worthy gas station
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#9049096) |
Date: December 19th, 2007 2:51 AM Author: Dashing ultramarine parlour
As the exam is about to begin, ask aloud "how long is this exam?" Then scoff: "three hours!!! with what little I know, I'll be out of here in one!" Three hours later when the proctor calls time, continue to type until she demands your name and ID number.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#9049110) |
Date: December 19th, 2007 5:15 AM Author: medicated point
Bring a mini bookshelf to class and reference from it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#9049341) |
Date: December 19th, 2007 9:09 AM Author: violent boistinker potus
this is the best thing i've ever read. i especially like the post about knowing the COA judges' names and working them into social conversation. classic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#9049554) |
Date: January 24th, 2008 9:18 PM Author: wild brass mexican
lulz
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#9217173) |
Date: March 23rd, 2008 11:13 PM Author: indigo property regret
Use a laptop, but make sure you plug in an external mouse and keyboard.
Audibly chuckle to yourself after other people's comments.
When you raise your hand, if not called upon immediately, begin snapping your fingers at regular two-second intervals.
While droning on, begin massaging your temples. Close your eyes.
Loudly get up to take 10-minute bathroom breaks after each comment you make in class.
Bring a TI-89 and dramatically unsheath it at random points in each class.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#9522012)
|
Date: March 23rd, 2008 11:20 PM Author: Talented temple keepsake machete
The problem with this thread is no one really puts this into practice.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#9522047) |
Date: March 27th, 2008 11:40 PM Author: disturbing indian lodge
Recite 10 Holy Gunners before bed each night.
Holy Gunner, which art in contracts
Hallowed be thy game
Thy knowledge spun,
Thy gun be done, in class as it is in your dreams
Give us this day our pointless digression
And forgive us our silence, as we forgive them who comment without end
And lead us not into beat downs
For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory. For ever and ever.
Srsly.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#9542305)
|
Date: May 27th, 2008 1:41 AM Author: pearl supple location philosopher-king
time to bump the thread for the 0Ls
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#9831955) |
Date: August 4th, 2008 4:57 PM Author: Well-lubricated mediation
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#10035425) |
Date: October 23rd, 2008 10:32 PM Author: Milky alpha
I know the first semester's half over, but I am of the opinion that today's 1L gunners would benefit from reviewing this holy text, so that they may fine-tune their gunnetry.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#10291950) |
Date: October 23rd, 2008 10:50 PM Author: ruby gaped pistol legend
This thread makes it clear that, all in all, being a gunner, especially a legendary gunner, is hard work.
Kudos to anyone out there who has achieved "legendary gunner" status. I wonder if Petro ever achieved it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2#10291992) |
|
|