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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
Fishy parlor jew
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
thriller amber locus
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
garnet swashbuckling location electric furnace
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Stirring point
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Pearly site mother
  08/27/26
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Pearly site mother
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Cheese-eating set
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
salmon hall marketing idea
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
salmon hall marketing idea
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Pearly site mother
  08/27/26
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
...
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
edit ❌
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Dickens
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Stirring point
  08/27/26
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
wtf
salmon hall marketing idea
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Pearly site mother
  08/27/26
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Yapping Beady-eyed Theater
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Orwell
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
...
provocative useless brakes
  08/27/26
...
Self-absorbed cruise ship idiot
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Cheese-eating set
  08/28/26
...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
I really can't
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Triste!
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Yapping Beady-eyed Theater
  08/27/26
don't know :(
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Yapping Beady-eyed Theater
  08/27/26
oh good one
turquoise milk halford
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
provocative useless brakes
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Spectacular buff area
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/27/26
No.
Spectacular buff area
  08/27/26
Dracula
turquoise milk halford
  08/28/26
Im gay
Yellow tanning salon international law enforcement agency
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Bateful Crusty Toilet Seat Principal's Office
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Self-absorbed cruise ship idiot
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
soul-stirring hominid
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
indigo juggernaut mediation
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Bateful Crusty Toilet Seat Principal's Office
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
titillating cowardly legal warrant menage
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Rusted swollen rigor boiling water
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
titillating cowardly legal warrant menage
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Fishy parlor jew

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: thriller amber locus

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: garnet swashbuckling location electric furnace

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Stirring point

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Pearly site mother

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Pearly site mother

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Cheese-eating set

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: salmon hall marketing idea

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: salmon hall marketing idea

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Pearly site mother

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Stirring point

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: salmon hall marketing idea

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Pearly site mother

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Yapping Beady-eyed Theater

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: provocative useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed cruise ship idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Cheese-eating set

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Yapping Beady-eyed Theater

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Yapping Beady-eyed Theater

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: turquoise milk halford

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: provocative useless brakes

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Spectacular buff area

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Spectacular buff area

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: turquoise milk halford

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Yellow tanning salon international law enforcement agency

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Bateful Crusty Toilet Seat Principal's Office

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Self-absorbed cruise ship idiot

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring hominid

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: indigo juggernaut mediation

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Bateful Crusty Toilet Seat Principal's Office

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: titillating cowardly legal warrant menage

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Rusted swollen rigor boiling water

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: titillating cowardly legal warrant menage

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50138369)