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Hypo: Your wife dies

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You ...
Angry bronze stag film organic girlfriend
  04/05/26
Me? But I'm a poaster.
doobsian histrionic karate ratface
  04/05/26
Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged da...
Angry bronze stag film organic girlfriend
  04/05/26
Two months
doobsian histrionic karate ratface
  04/05/26
What’s his name?
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Bistre cocky laser beams idea he suggested
  04/05/26
lol at this fictional dream
Irradiated maniacal therapy casino
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Never Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the lin...
Fragrant abusive business firm doctorate
  04/05/26
In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?
doobsian histrionic karate ratface
  04/05/26
shes going to want it or to maek babby otherwise it's go...
Fragrant abusive business firm doctorate
  04/05/26
Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC prof...
red bearded love of her life
  04/05/26
I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago They...
High-end cerebral mad cow disease
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There is literally not a single woman on earth who would rea...
Exhilarant soggy site halford
  04/05/26
in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad g...
High-end cerebral mad cow disease
  04/05/26
They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism
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Ruddy Misunderstood Church
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dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 y...
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Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjS...
doobsian histrionic karate ratface
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height is everything
High-end cerebral mad cow disease
  04/05/26
lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do phy...
Irradiated maniacal therapy casino
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Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would b...
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Pontificating internet-worthy garrison dog poop
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looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking h...
Ruddy Misunderstood Church
  04/05/26
hypo sounds 180
Saffron bat shit crazy yarmulke mental disorder
  04/05/26
too soon
excitant lodge
  04/05/26
but where will i find a wife and kids
bateful immigrant
  04/05/26
Do they issue aus pair to single dads? How about just sin...
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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Angry bronze stag film organic girlfriend

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You hire a 19 year old au pair from Europe to help you with the kids. How long before you are sleeping with the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795009)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: doobsian histrionic karate ratface

Me? But I'm a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795012)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: Angry bronze stag film organic girlfriend

Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795023)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: doobsian histrionic karate ratface

Two months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795250)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: Slate church building international law enforcement agency

What’s his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795025)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: chocolate confused native kitty cat



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Bistre cocky laser beams idea he suggested



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Irradiated maniacal therapy casino

lol at this fictional dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795052)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: Fragrant abusive business firm doctorate

Never

Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the line

I marry another late 30s shrew who makes more money than me. She helps me with the kids. I get pussy on the side if I want it. AlimonyPWNed keeps her in check

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795053)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: doobsian histrionic karate ratface

In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795254)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Fragrant abusive business firm doctorate

shes going to want it or to maek babby

otherwise it's going to be a rape charge

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795272)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: red bearded love of her life

Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC profile for his wife and he and the au pair made it look like the dude who responded to the personal stabbed her and then they killed the “intruder”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795057)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: High-end cerebral mad cow disease

I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago

They had a newborn and a two year old

I've never seen anyone look closer to a walking zombie in my life. Broke my heart. What was once one of the most cheerful guys in the office turned into a quiet man with a thousand yard stare over night and still persists to this day.

Our company actually set up a bunch of shit to support him specifically including adding a in office day care. He can also come and go any time he needs without issue.

He still delivers and was a very important member before the death but wow its like dealing w a man in the literal trenches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795259)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant soggy site halford

There is literally not a single woman on earth who would react to their husband dying in this way btw

Never ever ever forget this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796325)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: High-end cerebral mad cow disease

in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad gym teacher who came from a pretty famous family in the town (think his dad was the long time mayor and once was a judge)

anyways one day we go into school and find out the gym teacher died by driving off of this huge bridge, at the time kids speculated he was drunk driving, i think he killed himself because he found something out

anyways his brother was our wrestling coach and a month later she was engaged to his brother, this was a defining moment for me irl, really showed me what a woman will do, could never imagine doing such a thing, couldnt even imagine imagining it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796353)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: marvelous milk hospital

They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796383)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Ruddy Misunderstood Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796539)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Irradiated maniacal therapy casino

dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 years, carl dean, died last year. she is 80 yo and rich. but, still. i think it's possible the result would've been the same if she were a little younger but who knows

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At the Dollywood 41st celebration, Dolly reiterated how much she loved Carl. She assured fans she’s “not dating anybody” — despite recent reports that she was — and that she doesn’t see herself getting married again.

“I think Carl Dean’s waiting for me. If I should show up at the pearly gates with somebody else, he would not like that,” Dolly confessed. “He’d be saying, ‘Who’s that little pisser? You leave him outside the gates, and if the Lord wants him in, he’ll bring him. You get on in here with me.’”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/dolly-parton-talks-health-crisis-114057964.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796376)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic karate ratface

Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjSrFInE/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796460)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: High-end cerebral mad cow disease

height is everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796493)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Irradiated maniacal therapy casino

lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do physical labor at home at the farm. he did not join her on the red carpet or celebrity events. as such, he could've been a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49797109)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Bistre cocky laser beams idea he suggested

Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would be sketched out and bail. Then you would have 2 kids, no au pair (and she may well complain to your au pair agency) and a huge headache.

Inb4 "omg, you just have to be CHAD!" Bitch, if you were Chad you wouldn't fuck your au pair because you would be dating some 18 year old model or whatever. Most of these girls are not swimsuit models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796319)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Pontificating internet-worthy garrison dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796531)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Ruddy Misunderstood Church

looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking hot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796538)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Saffron bat shit crazy yarmulke mental disorder

hypo sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796346)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: excitant lodge

too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796354)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: bateful immigrant

but where will i find a wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796484)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: Motley Federal House

Do they issue aus pair to single dads?

How about just single guys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796922)