\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Concupiscible university
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Concupiscible university
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Concupiscible university
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Concupiscible university
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Concupiscible university
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Demanding Fragrant Queen Of The Night
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
k
Demanding Fragrant Queen Of The Night
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
180 property
  08/11/21
seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bon...
indecent garrison hominid
  08/19/13
...
snowy curious stain
  11/07/18
...
galvanic naked headpube
  11/07/18
...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.,,.,.,:;,.....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,.
  07/15/26
(millenial problems)
talented arrogant legend
  08/18/13
...
indecent garrison hominid
  08/19/13
...
Mind-boggling learning disabled incel point
  08/07/14
...
aquamarine cruise ship
  08/31/14
Holy shit not flame?
Swollen Faggot Firefighter
  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
180000000000
violent main people feces
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Ruddy territorial nursing home mad cow disease
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Very tactful center becky
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Very tactful center becky
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
180
Very tactful center becky
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Concupiscible university
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Concupiscible university
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
Concupiscible university
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
Concupiscible university
  08/18/13
...
violet giraffe
  08/23/15
...
cyan spot
  08/23/15
crying laughing at this
snowy curious stain
  11/26/18
...
tan aggressive school codepig
  12/07/19
criminally underrated
rough-skinned impressive idea he suggested idiot
  08/07/14
Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE...
Motley flesh church background story
  08/18/13
Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your ...
Very tactful center becky
  08/18/13
180 will do.
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
...
fear-inspiring insanely creepy principal's office roast beef
  08/18/13
...
yapping splenetic patrolman
  08/19/13
...
indecent garrison hominid
  08/31/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/23/15
She’s watching the grandkids now.
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/30/18
...
alcoholic step-uncle's house
  11/26/18
shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring a...
crusty hunting ground
  08/18/13
...
rusted irate chad
  08/19/13
...
Out-of-control ultramarine indian lodge
  08/21/13
...
razzle address black woman
  08/31/14
180 thread.
painfully honest sneaky criminal
  08/18/13
probably best thread title of the year
well-lubricated site
  08/18/13
180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
startling church building
  08/18/13
Fuck you, not flame bro.
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
startling church building
  08/18/13
She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/07/14
Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
pale aromatic base son of senegal
  08/18/13
why did EPAH go pumo doe?
well-lubricated site
  08/18/13
...
Demanding Fragrant Queen Of The Night
  08/18/13
180 thread
Cerebral At-the-ready School Cafeteria
  08/19/13
Steal them back.
rusted irate chad
  08/19/13
UPDATE?
Very tactful center becky
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/07/14
pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of...
rough-skinned impressive idea he suggested idiot
  08/07/14
...
indecent garrison hominid
  08/04/14
...
Blathering meetinghouse degenerate
  08/04/14
...
Blathering meetinghouse degenerate
  08/07/14
...
indecent garrison hominid
  08/30/14
WHAT THE FUCK
razzle address black woman
  08/31/14
I like that THIS thread bothers you
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  02/28/15
...
violent main people feces
  11/11/14
...
Mind-boggling learning disabled incel point
  11/11/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  12/04/14
Jesus Christ.
honey-headed stead immigrant
  08/23/15
any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with ...
Violent death wish
  08/23/15
Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fan...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/23/15
ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
Violent death wish
  08/23/15
Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/23/15
i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
Violent death wish
  08/23/15
Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Sava...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/23/15
ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will b...
Violent death wish
  08/23/15
Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make ...
Overrated Costumed Office
  08/23/15
not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of ...
Violent death wish
  08/23/15
where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?
Violent death wish
  08/23/15
I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk ...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
Violent death wish
  08/23/15
ATD.
Overrated Costumed Office
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/23/15
Lmao
green multi-colored factory reset button
  08/23/15
you on fetlife bro?
excitant abnormal therapy regret
  08/23/15
Yeah.
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
Violent death wish
  08/23/15
You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
Violent death wish
  08/23/15
of course
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
Violent death wish
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
Ruddy territorial nursing home mad cow disease
  08/23/15
I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/23/15
yolo bro
Ruddy territorial nursing home mad cow disease
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
Pearl razzmatazz theater stage
  08/23/15
why just one?
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
Pearl razzmatazz theater stage
  08/23/15
hot
Violent death wish
  08/23/15
...
Insecure comical ape station
  05/28/18
what the fuck is going on in here
wild yellow box office weed whacker
  05/28/18
yeah gonna need an update op
Rose Charismatic Area
  05/29/18
...
Buck-toothed wonderful national security agency
  05/29/18
We had to buy new ones.
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  11/07/18
...
Lascivious erotic dopamine shrine
  05/15/20
...
valar vettiri morghulis
  07/15/26
this thread is crazy.
Useless Dingle Berry Mental Disorder
  05/29/18
great thread
free-loading gold preventive strike
  11/07/18
732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, als...
Swashbuckling Doobsian Mad-dog Skullcap Pit
  11/26/18
180 thread
umber skinny woman old irish cottage
  11/26/18
...
snowy curious stain
  11/26/18
...
Amber beady-eyed elastic band lodge
  12/07/19
...
Buck-toothed wonderful national security agency
  05/15/20
...
fighting elite depressive locale
  05/15/20
i've always absolutely loved this thread
rough-skinned impressive idea he suggested idiot
  05/15/20
...
Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea
  08/05/25
...
Insecure comical ape station
  08/11/21
180 thread
Jesus Christ I'm online again
  07/15/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867185)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible university

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867221)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867231)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible university

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867289)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867301)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible university

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867380)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867419)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible university

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867454)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867458)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible university

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867520)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867537)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Demanding Fragrant Queen Of The Night

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867536)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867542)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Demanding Fragrant Queen Of The Night

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867545)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: 180 property

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#42929291)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: indecent garrison hominid

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23869434)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: snowy curious stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37185700)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: galvanic naked headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37185629)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.,,.,.,:;,.....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#50002877)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: talented arrogant legend

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867194)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: indecent garrison hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23869437)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling learning disabled incel point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078339)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: aquamarine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243294)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Swollen Faggot Firefighter

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867198)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867211)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: violent main people feces

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867237)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867246)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Ruddy territorial nursing home mad cow disease

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867299)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Very tactful center becky

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867309)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867317)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Very tactful center becky

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867386)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867430)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Very tactful center becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867448)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible university

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867449)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867470)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible university

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867527)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867544)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible university

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867640)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867718)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible university

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867767)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: violet giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608187)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: cyan spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608325)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: snowy curious stain

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304247)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: tan aggressive school codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#39229259)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: rough-skinned impressive idea he suggested idiot

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078314)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Motley flesh church background story

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867394)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Very tactful center becky

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867420)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867432)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: fear-inspiring insanely creepy principal's office roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867758)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: yapping splenetic patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868898)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: indecent garrison hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243314)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608136)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36716006)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: alcoholic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304249)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: crusty hunting ground

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867435)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: rusted irate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868891)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Out-of-control ultramarine indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23902883)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: razzle address black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243334)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: painfully honest sneaky criminal

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867499)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated site

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867683)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: startling church building

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867707)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867723)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: startling church building

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867950)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078247)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: pale aromatic base son of senegal

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867615)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: well-lubricated site

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867673)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Demanding Fragrant Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867750)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Cerebral At-the-ready School Cafeteria

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868899)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: rusted irate chad

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23877794)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Very tactful center becky

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#24284373)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078236)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: rough-skinned impressive idea he suggested idiot

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078311)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: indecent garrison hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26057177)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26057183)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078273)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: indecent garrison hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26235282)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: razzle address black woman

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243306)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#27404806)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: violent main people feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26695456)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling learning disabled incel point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26695495)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26859803)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: honey-headed stead immigrant

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608159)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Violent death wish

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608172)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608175)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Violent death wish

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608189)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608198)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Violent death wish

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608252)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608261)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Violent death wish

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608269)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Overrated Costumed Office

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608371)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Violent death wish

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608376)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Violent death wish

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608273)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608361)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Violent death wish

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608373)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Overrated Costumed Office

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608205)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608207)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: green multi-colored factory reset button

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608227)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: excitant abnormal therapy regret

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608336)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608362)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Violent death wish

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608393)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608408)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Violent death wish

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608417)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608928)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Violent death wish

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609981)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Ruddy territorial nursing home mad cow disease

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608935)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608983)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Ruddy territorial nursing home mad cow disease

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608995)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Pearl razzmatazz theater stage

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608989)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608993)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Pearl razzmatazz theater stage

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609018)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Violent death wish

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609712)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Insecure comical ape station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142752)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: wild yellow box office weed whacker

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142848)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Rose Charismatic Area

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142930)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Buck-toothed wonderful national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36143011)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37184911)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Lascivious erotic dopamine shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213400)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#50002872)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Useless Dingle Berry Mental Disorder

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36143038)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: free-loading gold preventive strike

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37186435)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Doobsian Mad-dog Skullcap Pit

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304238)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: umber skinny woman old irish cottage

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304252)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: snowy curious stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304254)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Amber beady-eyed elastic band lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#39229263)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Buck-toothed wonderful national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213360)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: fighting elite depressive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213387)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: rough-skinned impressive idea he suggested idiot

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213406)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flushed marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#49158948)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Insecure comical ape station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#42929195)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#50002879)