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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
mauve piazza rigpig
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
mauve piazza rigpig
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
mauve piazza rigpig
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
mauve piazza rigpig
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
mauve piazza rigpig
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
aromatic death wish
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate
  08/18/13
k
aromatic death wish
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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  08/18/13
180
spectacular hateful old irish cottage
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What did she say back?
mauve piazza rigpig
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: mauve piazza rigpig

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: mauve piazza rigpig

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: mauve piazza rigpig

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: mauve piazza rigpig

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: mauve piazza rigpig

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: aromatic death wish

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: aromatic death wish

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: nighttime tattoo

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: maroon mind-boggling orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Pearly Titillating Den Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Floppy Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: apoplectic hairraiser jew

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: maroon mind-boggling orchestra pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: claret ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: flatulent turquoise location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Translucent kitchen

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: sable laughsome juggernaut potus

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: insane market marketing idea

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: spectacular hateful old irish cottage

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: spectacular hateful old irish cottage

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: spectacular hateful old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: mauve piazza rigpig

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: mauve piazza rigpig

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: mauve piazza rigpig

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: mauve piazza rigpig

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Galvanic state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Pearly Titillating Den Mad-dog Skullcap

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: contagious principal's office associate



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: razzle dysfunction

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: white glittery community account

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: spectacular hateful old irish cottage

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Sinister ungodly point



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Sexy Emerald Incel Tanning Salon



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: maroon mind-boggling orchestra pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: vivacious dark cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: pea-brained fishy internal respiration coldplay fan

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle foreskin idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: dashing private investor base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Provocative Twinkling Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: cerebral hissy fit gay wizard

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: idiotic talking crackhouse

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Irradiated flickering address shitlib

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Irradiated flickering address shitlib

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Walnut new version

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: idiotic talking crackhouse

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: aromatic death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Trip Copper Doctorate Dilemma

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle foreskin idiot

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: spectacular hateful old irish cottage

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: razzle dysfunction

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: maroon mind-boggling orchestra pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: jet center keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: jet center keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: maroon mind-boggling orchestra pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Provocative Twinkling Mother

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: sable laughsome juggernaut potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: claret ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: shimmering home faggot firefighter

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted free-loading school

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted free-loading school

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted free-loading school

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted free-loading school

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal property

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted free-loading school

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted free-loading school

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted free-loading school

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal property

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Offensive Buck-toothed Stage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Comical cuckoldry

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted free-loading school

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted free-loading school

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted free-loading school

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: insane market marketing idea

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: insane market marketing idea

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: pearl exhilarant garrison philosopher-king

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: pearl exhilarant garrison philosopher-king

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted free-loading school

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz sound barrier karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic Mischievous Step-uncle's House

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: indigo ticket booth bbw

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Bright black woman pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: diverse hyperventilating dog poop



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Nursing Home Water Buffalo

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Brilliant international law enforcement agency

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Odious Slap-happy Factory Reset Button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: vigorous sepia school cafeteria filthpig

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Pearly Titillating Den Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: impressive double fault



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Bright black woman pit



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Slate bawdyhouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: razzle dysfunction

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Amethyst Painfully Honest Voyeur Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz sound barrier karate



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#50002879)