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Doing depositions with mediocre lawyers - want to blow my brains out
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Date: May 28th, 2026 2:09 PM Author: hideous dingle berry I’ve gotten used to working with good lawyers. I’m working on this other case with mediocre lawyers fighting over $300k and they are struggling to learn anything. This one lawyer is literally just asking the witness to read the documents. They have not established authenticity or admitted any of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49905172) |
Date: May 28th, 2026 2:16 PM Author: mischievous excitant philosopher-king I am doing a bullshit unjust enrichment for a friend of mine where she was stiffed by someone who she did interior design work without a contract. $23k case. Other side wants to do depos now, I am about $10k of my own time into this and havent been paid a cent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49905176) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: hideous dingle berry What compelled you to post this here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49905195) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 2:46 PM Author: Black Pit Cumskin the friend promised him anal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49905213) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 5:50 PM Author: crusty patrolman How could you be 10k into it if there's been no depos? There's no document discovery in a case like that so what the fuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49905457) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 12:51 AM Author: mischievous excitant philosopher-king mostly discovery
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Date: May 28th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: Comical skinny woman Q: Now, I am showing you what was previously marked as Plaintiff's Exhibit 478. It is a series of emails printed from newest to oldest beginning with an email from the defendant to a series of people. At some point in the string you are added as a "cc." In that original email the defendant refers to the plaintiff as a "potential buyer." Do you have any idea why the defendant referred to plaintiff as a potential buyer?
A: I have no recollection of this email and I have no idea why the defendant wrote what he wrote.
Q: Ok, I now placing in front of you what has been marked as ... |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: hideous dingle berry Okay, moving on, you know what, strike that question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49905194) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: Twinkling histrionic point boistinker
you left out opposing counsel's 50-word speaking objection that the question lacks foundation |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:29 PM Author: Comical skinny woman back in the day, i saw a depo where the defending lawyer said after nearly every question: "Objection calls for witness speculation. You may answer if your answer is not speculative." he must have said that 200+ times in the depo and always in a nasty tone of voice.
in response, the witness said he could only speculate about things like what job he had, what his job responsibilities were, etc.
the depo was video taped. when the judge finally got a hold of the issue she tore the lawyer a new asshole in front of dozens of lawyers at the law-and-motion calendar. unfortunately that sort of just deserts doesn't happen often. |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 2:39 AM Author: hilarious awkward stage Litttigation, whoof (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49906238) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:33 AM Author: Emerald place of business Grrr mediocre lawyers!
Caring about this for one millisecond is a luxury that I cannot imagine ever having |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:38 AM Author: Brilliant Beady-eyed School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49906250) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 4:55 PM Author: hideous dingle berry Yes, they write exactly like this. Nonsense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49906909) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 7:01 PM Author: mischievous excitant philosopher-king im a mediocre AF lawyer, but AI (especially westlaw co counsel) has evened the playing field for me a little bit. I am definitely trying to learn more litigation shit as a counter to the AI threat (which will probably impact some of my transactional work one day) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49907078) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 9:54 PM Author: Emerald place of business My theory is that AI will impact litigation way more than commercial practice compared to what people expect.
Commercial law as a business model is still primarily based on human relationships with rainmakers as the load bearing equity holders. Litigation is more of a race to the bottom |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:02 AM Author: confused dysfunction kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49906279) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: orange chapel as iron sharpens iron, so does one man sharpen another.
Proverbs 27:17 |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 10:56 PM Author: Slate aromatic school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49907263) |
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Date: May 30th, 2026 1:07 AM Author: wonderful zombie-like senate volcanic crater These out of state witnesses or something? Why are you worried about authenticating docs in a depo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869633&forum_id=2)#49907360) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:01 AM Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME We’re a third party and they didn’t ask for a business records affidavit in the subpoena. They’re retarded.
Not to mention a lot of these are text messages copy pasted into a word doc. Good lawyers would authenticate out of habit. |