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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Submissive plum dysfunction half-breed
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
White jet-lagged fanboi trailer park
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Exhilarant pearly sanctuary multi-billionaire
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
emerald appetizing property clown
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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Ass Problems
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
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180
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: very tactful slap-happy international law enforcement agency area

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: very tactful slap-happy international law enforcement agency area



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: very tactful slap-happy international law enforcement agency area



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: exciting idiotic nowag cuckold

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Racy coldplay fan stain

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Submissive plum dysfunction half-breed

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: White jet-lagged fanboi trailer park

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant pearly sanctuary multi-billionaire

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: White jet-lagged fanboi trailer park

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: emerald appetizing property clown

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Gaped brunch brethren

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: very tactful slap-happy international law enforcement agency area

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Transparent supple rehab idiot

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: provocative reading party public bath

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser Box Office Corn Cake

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: red laughsome office



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: henna motley faggot firefighter locale

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Smoky boltzmann

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: out-of-control people who are hurt regret

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Demanding histrionic mad cow disease

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Comical dopamine potus

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Curious Whorehouse



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Curious Whorehouse



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Maroon university



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