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Shitlaw mastermen, pls weigh in on Tiger’s DUI plea deal

Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they we...
pearly nursing home
  09/02/26
Tiger did nothing wrong
Silver Pistol
  09/02/26
there is zero reason he should ever drive a car for any reas...
Sienna well-lubricated box office
  09/02/26
he's asian
Silver Pistol
  09/02/26
blasian, actually
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Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea
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green mad-dog skullcap
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Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea
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Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled ove...
Sable Swollen Affirmative Action
  09/02/26
>while hopped up on goofballs and tutu Sounds like a d...
Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea
  09/02/26
Plus mixed race AZN. FATCEPs covered a lot of those bases as...
bisexual onyx locus
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Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea
  09/02/26
South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the...
Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea
  09/02/26
He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "shoul...
Duck-like corn cake market
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Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea
  09/02/26
lol, no Prosecutor wants to stand in front of a jury with Ti...
green mad-dog skullcap
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Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea
  09/02/26
Tons of judges take duis super seriously and would love to d...
Honey-headed Stage Fortuitous Meteor
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Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea
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Then why did this Judge accept this bullshit plea deal? T...
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Great deal for a repeat offender
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: pearly nursing home

Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they were really gonna nail him. Obviously he can afford drivers but riding in the backseat like a child for 5 years is pretty humiliating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50110786)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Silver Pistol

Tiger did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50110800)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Sienna well-lubricated box office

there is zero reason he should ever drive a car for any reason ever again. he's a billionaire - hire a fucking driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50110805)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Silver Pistol

he's asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50110806)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Sienna well-lubricated box office

blasian, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50110822)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Sable Swollen Affirmative Action

Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled over for going 70 in a 60 then being a little wobbly in a field sobriety test. He was driving recklessly while hopped up on goofballs and tutu and flipped his car. And this isn't his first DUI or inebriated wreck. He's going to kill someone eventually.

Presumably, the prosecutors were afraid to try the case and possibly lose, so they agreed to a weak plea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50110844)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea

>while hopped up on goofballs and tutu

Sounds like a description of many megapoasters over the years, too 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50111078)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: bisexual onyx locus

Plus mixed race AZN. FATCEPs covered a lot of those bases as a dark skinned Indian from Kolkata who pretended to be black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50111420)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea

South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the most hilariously bizarre modern cultural occurrences (and modernity is full of MANY 180 phenomena!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50111424)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Duck-like corn cake market

He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "should" go to jail if we consider what we know about him, but it wouldn't be fair to treat him more harshly than others just because he's famous and we know he's a lush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50111127)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

lol, no Prosecutor wants to stand in front of a jury with Tiger Fucking Woods.

Even if they did get a guilty verdict, no judge would actually put Tiger in jail for a fucking non-injury DUI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50110903)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50111074)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Stage Fortuitous Meteor

Tons of judges take duis super seriously and would love to do this. Plus another group of judges love locking up rich and/or white people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50111404)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50111412)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

Then why did this Judge accept this bullshit plea deal?

The Judge was well within their power to say that they didn't think this sufficiently penalized the Defendant nor serve as a deterrent.

The Prosucutor pussed out and the Judge let him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50120198)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: tripping impertinent candlestick maker



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50111419)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50111254)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed Stage Fortuitous Meteor

Great deal for a repeat offender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50111397)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Turquoise Insecure Gas Station Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50111400)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2)#50120199)