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Hypo: Your wife dies

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You ...
chartreuse shaky heaven
  04/05/26
Me? But I'm a poaster.
curious shitlib senate
  04/05/26
Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged da...
chartreuse shaky heaven
  04/05/26
Two months
curious shitlib senate
  04/05/26
What’s his name?
Domesticated tanning salon
  04/05/26
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Brass hyperactive library sandwich
  04/05/26
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amber trip really tough guy
  04/05/26
lol at this fictional dream
soul-stirring emerald institution pozpig
  04/05/26
Never Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the lin...
Learning Disabled Sable Church Building Party Of The First Part
  04/05/26
In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?
curious shitlib senate
  04/05/26
shes going to want it or to maek babby otherwise it's go...
Learning Disabled Sable Church Building Party Of The First Part
  04/05/26
Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC prof...
thriller immigrant stage
  04/05/26
I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago They...
Impertinent parlor
  04/05/26
There is literally not a single woman on earth who would rea...
Bright frozen school
  04/05/26
in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad g...
Impertinent parlor
  04/05/26
They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism
Wonderful sienna pervert prole
  04/05/26
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Ocher maniacal weed whacker psychic
  04/05/26
dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 y...
soul-stirring emerald institution pozpig
  04/05/26
Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjS...
curious shitlib senate
  04/05/26
height is everything
Impertinent parlor
  04/05/26
lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do phy...
soul-stirring emerald institution pozpig
  04/06/26
Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would b...
amber trip really tough guy
  04/05/26
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bull headed bronze spot queen of the night
  04/05/26
looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking h...
Ocher maniacal weed whacker psychic
  04/05/26
hypo sounds 180
smoky harsh space sex offender
  04/05/26
too soon
Flatulent stead cuckoldry
  04/05/26
but where will i find a wife and kids
Excitant den
  04/05/26
Do they issue aus pair to single dads? How about just sin...
Erotic Giraffe
  04/06/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: chartreuse shaky heaven

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You hire a 19 year old au pair from Europe to help you with the kids. How long before you are sleeping with the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795009)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: curious shitlib senate

Me? But I'm a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795012)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: chartreuse shaky heaven

Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795023)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: curious shitlib senate

Two months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795250)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: Domesticated tanning salon

What’s his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795025)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Brass hyperactive library sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796536)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: amber trip really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796639)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring emerald institution pozpig

lol at this fictional dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795052)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Sable Church Building Party Of The First Part

Never

Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the line

I marry another late 30s shrew who makes more money than me. She helps me with the kids. I get pussy on the side if I want it. AlimonyPWNed keeps her in check

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795053)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: curious shitlib senate

In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795254)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Sable Church Building Party Of The First Part

shes going to want it or to maek babby

otherwise it's going to be a rape charge

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795272)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: thriller immigrant stage

Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC profile for his wife and he and the au pair made it look like the dude who responded to the personal stabbed her and then they killed the “intruder”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795057)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Impertinent parlor

I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago

They had a newborn and a two year old

I've never seen anyone look closer to a walking zombie in my life. Broke my heart. What was once one of the most cheerful guys in the office turned into a quiet man with a thousand yard stare over night and still persists to this day.

Our company actually set up a bunch of shit to support him specifically including adding a in office day care. He can also come and go any time he needs without issue.

He still delivers and was a very important member before the death but wow its like dealing w a man in the literal trenches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49795259)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Bright frozen school

There is literally not a single woman on earth who would react to their husband dying in this way btw

Never ever ever forget this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796325)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Impertinent parlor

in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad gym teacher who came from a pretty famous family in the town (think his dad was the long time mayor and once was a judge)

anyways one day we go into school and find out the gym teacher died by driving off of this huge bridge, at the time kids speculated he was drunk driving, i think he killed himself because he found something out

anyways his brother was our wrestling coach and a month later she was engaged to his brother, this was a defining moment for me irl, really showed me what a woman will do, could never imagine doing such a thing, couldnt even imagine imagining it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796353)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Wonderful sienna pervert prole

They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796383)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Ocher maniacal weed whacker psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796539)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring emerald institution pozpig

dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 years, carl dean, died last year. she is 80 yo and rich. but, still. i think it's possible the result would've been the same if she were a little younger but who knows

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At the Dollywood 41st celebration, Dolly reiterated how much she loved Carl. She assured fans she’s “not dating anybody” — despite recent reports that she was — and that she doesn’t see herself getting married again.

“I think Carl Dean’s waiting for me. If I should show up at the pearly gates with somebody else, he would not like that,” Dolly confessed. “He’d be saying, ‘Who’s that little pisser? You leave him outside the gates, and if the Lord wants him in, he’ll bring him. You get on in here with me.’”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/dolly-parton-talks-health-crisis-114057964.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796376)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: curious shitlib senate

Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjSrFInE/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796460)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Impertinent parlor

height is everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796493)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring emerald institution pozpig

lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do physical labor at home at the farm. he did not join her on the red carpet or celebrity events. as such, he could've been a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49797109)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: amber trip really tough guy

Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would be sketched out and bail. Then you would have 2 kids, no au pair (and she may well complain to your au pair agency) and a huge headache.

Inb4 "omg, you just have to be CHAD!" Bitch, if you were Chad you wouldn't fuck your au pair because you would be dating some 18 year old model or whatever. Most of these girls are not swimsuit models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796319)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: bull headed bronze spot queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796531)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Ocher maniacal weed whacker psychic

looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking hot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796538)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: smoky harsh space sex offender

hypo sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796346)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Flatulent stead cuckoldry

too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796354)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Excitant den

but where will i find a wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796484)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: Erotic Giraffe

Do they issue aus pair to single dads?

How about just single guys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2)#49796922)