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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Anal stain
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Lilac Office
  05/20/25
Never played it
Anal stain
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Irradiated reading party
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Anal stain
  05/20/25
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saffron sticky den private investor
  10/24/25
wario land
Hairraiser whorehouse party of the first part
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Anal stain
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
Coiffed black crackhouse
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
Anal stain
  05/20/25
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saffron sticky den private investor
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
nudist racy selfie love of her life
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Anal stain
  10/23/25
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saffron sticky den private investor
  10/23/25
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floppy heaven halford
  10/23/25
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saffron sticky den private investor
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
wonderful menage
  10/23/25
Jesus
Lilac Office
  10/23/25
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saffron sticky den private investor
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
honey-headed institution round eye
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
honey-headed institution round eye
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Lilac Office
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
honey-headed institution round eye
  10/25/25
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saffron sticky den private investor
  10/25/25
https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.co...
honey-headed institution round eye
  10/25/25
180
saffron sticky den private investor
  10/25/25
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Anal stain
  10/25/25
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saffron sticky den private investor
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
  08/25/26
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lfo
  08/26/26
The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (d...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26


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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Anal stain

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Lilac Office

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Anal stain

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Irradiated reading party

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Anal stain

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: saffron sticky den private investor



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser whorehouse party of the first part

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Anal stain

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Coiffed black crackhouse

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Anal stain

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: saffron sticky den private investor



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: nudist racy selfie love of her life

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Anal stain

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: saffron sticky den private investor



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: floppy heaven halford



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: saffron sticky den private investor



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: wonderful menage

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2)#49369616)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Lilac Office

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: saffron sticky den private investor



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: honey-headed institution round eye

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: honey-headed institution round eye

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2)#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Lilac Office

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2)#49374875)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: honey-headed institution round eye

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2)#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: saffron sticky den private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2)#49374904)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: honey-headed institution round eye

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: saffron sticky den private investor

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Anal stain



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: saffron sticky den private investor



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2)#50093422)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2)#50094775)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (didn't play the last one that was a shooter or some shit...only the ones where you controlled motherfuckers like Abe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2)#50094784)