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Rate my hobby: Cumming in my pants at strip clubs
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: Vibrant Sandwich Been doing this to save money and it's also a fun rush too. I travel to a couple big cities fairly often for work so I always make sure not to cum for like 10 days before a trip. Then the day of I start gooning/edging for a couple hours and then I head out to the club just aching to bust. I then pay like $20-30 for a lap dance and I'm nutting during the first song. Strippers hate this btw and will either demand a big tip or threaten to get you for sexual assault. I have a method for both: I tell them I gotta go to the ATM to pull more cash but then I sprint out the front door at full speed. It's caused a scene a couple times with the stripper yelling for the bouncer but by the time they figure it out I'm out the door and hauling ass down the sidewalk. I always uber to these places and I scope it out beforehand so I find a safe hideout spot usually 3 blocks away like a McDonalds or something and then Uber back to my room. The other option is they straight up tell security and I still book it out of there, but they threaten that they have my ID and they'll press charges. However, I have a fake ID which is lulzy because I'm greying and nobody expects someone over 21 to use a fake. I also got a veteran endorsement on it so I can get in without paying a cover at most places. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798363) |
Date: April 6th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone blood rage How do they know you came? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798377) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: Vibrant Sandwich If no dress code I wear mesh shorts with no undies. If dress code I wear black men's lululemon athletic pants that look classy but are basically sweat pants. They can feel it's wet after I bust. Sometimes when they're not looking I'll pop the head out the waistband and try to jizz on them too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798387) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: purple tank really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798441) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: adventurous wine idiot shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798476) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: stubborn blue gaming laptop sex offender I did this once in vegas when i was in college. the chick didn't say anything. Big titted australian gal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798421) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: purple tank really tough guy What brand of pants? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798434) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: Supple bistre headpube station this is an izod man if there ever was one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798624) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: Provocative state Do you mean Zubaz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798666) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:27 AM Author: histrionic degenerate Cq and what diaper brand works best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49799911) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798439) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: stubborn blue gaming laptop sex offender Btw how much are you supposed to put down per song at the rack nowadays with inflation? Used to be $1, and $2 was balling and she'd put her asshole in your face, but I imagine its much more now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798445) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: bateful ratface how does this save money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798447) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:55 PM Author: stubborn blue gaming laptop sex offender (Accountant) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798448) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: Vibrant Sandwich I pay like $20. A FBSM or rub and tug would be at least $200 probably. I'll agree it's more expensive than just jacking off in the hotel by myself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798456) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: Jet-lagged stage How do you handle the awkward post-nut situation with a dead eyed coked up stripper who is oblivious and won’t stop her rhythmic jackhammer grinding down on your sensitive post-orgasm member until she hears her cue to ask for another dance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798460) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: Vibrant Sandwich Oh they notice, trust me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798462) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: Jet-lagged stage So you make a real show of it? Like that scene in When Harry Met Sally? I’ll have what she’s having. |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: Vibrant Sandwich no, I'm going commando and there's a big wet spot all around my crotch that they can clearly feel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798474) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:16 PM Author: Jet-lagged stage Coked up strippers named Wyoming or Paris with dead eyes and heavy eyeliner no longer feel, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798496) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: glassy background story I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798472) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: twisted circlehead a post straight from the good ol days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798479) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:21 AM Author: Talking lodge yeah this is 180 classic xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49799532) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:16 PM Author: stubborn blue gaming laptop sex offender Used to make out with my 16 year old gf in her basement. and I'd always get a huge wet spot from pre cum. She never said anything and I didn't either but I wonder if she noticed, or thought it was an actual load blow. Maybe that's why she dumped me after i moved. I dont know if chicks know how the weiner works at that age or ever.
Used to have to tuck it in my waistband and go upstairs and eat dinner with her parents too. Always had to jerk off at home later with insane blue balls |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Aqua church yeah unless you're shooting porn star loads it seems like you could say it's just precum and plausibly get away with it. seems like part of OPs thing is a getaway fetish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798516) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: stubborn blue gaming laptop sex offender Yeah but this guy is an xo poaster so they're likely super watery loads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798520) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: Very tactful reading party pozpig You need to go to sleazier places where they don’t care if you bust as long as you tip them well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798521) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Vibrant Sandwich I don't wanna tip these bitches well lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798527) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: Very tactful reading party pozpig Throw the girl a couple 20s if she’s a gamer and helps you out. Don’t disrespect the Bing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798538) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 6:18 PM Author: Provocative state I remember the old days when Liquid Lapdance underwear was a pretty big deal on xo
Cheers to op for cutting out the middleman |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 6:36 PM Author: Maize field halford What do you order at MacDonalds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49798677) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:15 AM Author: apoplectic principal's office how many times do you estimate you have done this and what is the closest you have come to any consequences, if ever?
also this seems really hit and miss, even if you have built up a huge nutt in anticipation. do the strippers at a place you have scoped out ever just fail to deliver? or maybe the fetish just always prevails.
overall 180 post, feel like i'm back in XO2009 glory days. |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: stubborn blue gaming laptop sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49799499) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:24 AM Author: Talking lodge Wouldn't it be better to make it less obvious so you could play it off as an accident? I mean its plausible someone could nut while getting a lapdance. Premature ejaculation is a thing you know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49799534) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:37 AM Author: lavender spectacular electric furnace you need to head to the pleasure dome in the poconos brother. chicks there are very cool with that sort of thing and it will spare you the awkwardness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49799594) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:46 AM Author: Talking lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2)#49799799) |