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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
Coiffed Laser Beams Menage
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
Fuchsia Preventive Strike
  11/22/23
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Plum supple business firm multi-billionaire
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
Poppy people who are hurt codepig
  11/22/23
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
Bistre cowardly giraffe parlor
  11/22/23
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Coiffed Laser Beams Menage
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
Exciting sooty tanning salon crotch
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
talking wagecucks
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
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Lime Electric Scourge Upon The Earth Site
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Women are 180
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Dark Drunken Theater Yarmulke
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Coiffed Laser Beams Menage
  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
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Coiffed Laser Beams Menage
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
Pearly Submissive Orchestra Pit
  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
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Pearly Submissive Orchestra Pit
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
Demanding zippy faggot firefighter
  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
Pearly Submissive Orchestra Pit
  11/26/23
I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
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Poppy people who are hurt codepig
  09/30/25
Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
insanely creepy black twinkling uncleanness stage
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180 song
at-the-ready glittery parlour idea he suggested
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He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
Coiffed Laser Beams Menage
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
at-the-ready glittery parlour idea he suggested
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
Coiffed Laser Beams Menage
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: Coiffed Laser Beams Menage

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47087128)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: Fuchsia Preventive Strike

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Plum supple business firm multi-billionaire



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Poppy people who are hurt codepig

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47087169)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly giraffe parlor

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47087285)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: Coiffed Laser Beams Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47130843)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Exciting sooty tanning salon crotch

Holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47087290)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: talking wagecucks

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Coiffed Laser Beams Menage

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK




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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Lime Electric Scourge Upon The Earth Site



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Lime Electric Scourge Upon The Earth Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47616706)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: disrespectful abode

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#48452737)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Dark Drunken Theater Yarmulke



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: Coiffed Laser Beams Menage



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: Bistre cowardly giraffe parlor

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: Coiffed Laser Beams Menage



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: Pearly Submissive Orchestra Pit

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: Pearly Submissive Orchestra Pit

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Pearly Submissive Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47102548)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: Demanding zippy faggot firefighter

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: Pearly Submissive Orchestra Pit

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: Demanding zippy faggot firefighter

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: Coiffed Laser Beams Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47112081)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly giraffe parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#48452730)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Poppy people who are hurt codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#49315203)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: insanely creepy black twinkling uncleanness stage

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: at-the-ready glittery parlour idea he suggested

180 song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47130852)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Coiffed Laser Beams Menage

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: at-the-ready glittery parlour idea he suggested

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Coiffed Laser Beams Menage

he was purely a producer driven act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: carmine violent round eye plaza

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2)#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Coiffed Laser Beams Menage



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