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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
adventurous magenta location
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Cerise Arousing Prole Center
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
adventurous magenta location
  06/01/26
120...
Cerise Arousing Prole Center
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Drunken stead wrinkle
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
adventurous magenta location
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Drunken stead wrinkle
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Crystalline Institution
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
adventurous magenta location
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Crystalline Institution
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
gold zippy locus philosopher-king
  06/01/26
...
Cyan black woman
  06/01/26
...
onyx magical twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Soul-stirring fat ankles
  06/01/26
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Confused bearded filthpig
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
blue dragon rehab
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
slippery blathering bawdyhouse cuck
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
adventurous magenta location
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
slippery blathering bawdyhouse cuck
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Soul-stirring fat ankles
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Cyan black woman
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Soul-stirring fat ankles
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Cyan black woman
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
slippery blathering bawdyhouse cuck
  06/01/26
...
stirring party of the first part field
  06/02/26
you maed it
Indecent locale regret
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Motley faggot firefighter mental disorder
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Soul-stirring fat ankles
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Vermilion doobsian kitty cat
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
amethyst stain stage
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Spruce organic girlfriend
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
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  06/01/26
...
Aromatic tantric generalized bond international law enforcement agency
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Carnelian Hairraiser People Who Are Hurt
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Soul-stirring fat ankles
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Carnelian Hairraiser People Who Are Hurt
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
adventurous magenta location
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Soul-stirring fat ankles
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
frum boltzmann
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
swashbuckling theater stage useless brakes
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
slippery blathering bawdyhouse cuck
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
swashbuckling theater stage useless brakes
  06/01/26
...
Crystalline Institution
  06/03/26
...
Razzmatazz mustard marketing idea
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Vermilion doobsian kitty cat
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
adventurous magenta location
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Vermilion doobsian kitty cat
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
adventurous magenta location
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Tan Theater Pervert
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Cyan black woman
  06/02/26
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  06/03/26
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Crystalline Institution
  06/03/26
...
Vermilion doobsian kitty cat
  06/03/26
...
Confused bearded filthpig
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Arrogant fluffy school weed whacker
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Soul-stirring fat ankles
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Rose Public Bath Turdskin
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
puce dead dog poop
  06/03/26
...
adventurous magenta location
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Rose Public Bath Turdskin
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Crystalline Institution
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Vermilion doobsian kitty cat
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Cerise Arousing Prole Center
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
adventurous magenta location
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
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  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Rose Public Bath Turdskin
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: adventurous magenta location

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Cerise Arousing Prole Center

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: adventurous magenta location

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Cerise Arousing Prole Center

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Drunken stead wrinkle

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: adventurous magenta location

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Drunken stead wrinkle

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Crystalline Institution

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: adventurous magenta location

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Crystalline Institution

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: gold zippy locus philosopher-king

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Cyan black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: onyx magical twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fat ankles

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Confused bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: blue dragon rehab

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: slippery blathering bawdyhouse cuck

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: adventurous magenta location

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: slippery blathering bawdyhouse cuck

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fat ankles

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Cyan black woman

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fat ankles

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Cyan black woman

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: slippery blathering bawdyhouse cuck

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: stirring party of the first part field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Indecent locale regret

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Motley faggot firefighter mental disorder

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fat ankles

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Vermilion doobsian kitty cat

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: amethyst stain stage

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Spruce organic girlfriend

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: big amber pocket flask main people

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Aromatic tantric generalized bond international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Carnelian Hairraiser People Who Are Hurt

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fat ankles

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Hairraiser People Who Are Hurt

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: adventurous magenta location

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fat ankles

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: frum boltzmann

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling theater stage useless brakes

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: slippery blathering bawdyhouse cuck

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling theater stage useless brakes

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Crystalline Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mustard marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Vermilion doobsian kitty cat

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: adventurous magenta location

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Vermilion doobsian kitty cat

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: adventurous magenta location

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Tan Theater Pervert

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: puce dead dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Cyan black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: adventurous magenta location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Crystalline Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Vermilion doobsian kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Confused bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Arrogant fluffy school weed whacker

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fat ankles

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Rose Public Bath Turdskin

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: puce dead dog poop

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: adventurous magenta location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Rose Public Bath Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Crystalline Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Vermilion doobsian kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: histrionic black box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Cerise Arousing Prole Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: adventurous magenta location

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: titillating karate gas station

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Rose Public Bath Turdskin

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912932)