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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
Lime Turdskin
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
Odious Carmine School Private Investor
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
Lime Turdskin
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
Dashing translucent hissy fit boiling water
  07/06/26
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chestnut faggotry ape
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
tan razzle location police squad
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
Slippery Saffron Idea He Suggested
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
green lascivious tanning salon
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
Lime Turdskin
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
green lascivious tanning salon
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
Lime Turdskin
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
Soul-stirring Blue Dog Poop Hell
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
green lascivious tanning salon
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
silver soggy brethren
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
Lime Turdskin
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
Vibrant corn cake theater stage
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
Lime Turdskin
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
awkward candlestick maker
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
Vibrant corn cake theater stage
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
aromatic ticket booth
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
awkward candlestick maker
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
Apoplectic parlor
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
adulterous lay
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
supple stage
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
Apoplectic parlor
  07/06/26
any employer would
supple stage
  07/06/26
...
Razzle-dazzle Fuchsia New Version Death Wish
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
Appetizing alcoholic fat ankles station
  07/06/26
*reins
cowgod
  07/08/26
180 brother
supple stage
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
Soul-stirring Blue Dog Poop Hell
  07/06/26
...
awkward candlestick maker
  07/06/26
...
exhilarant crotch
  07/06/26
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chestnut faggotry ape
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
bateful french chef
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
Outnumbered Church Building
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
aggressive self-absorbed sandwich
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
Talented aqua brunch
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
green lascivious tanning salon
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
electric stage skinny woman
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
Soul-stirring Blue Dog Poop Hell
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
gold hairy legs resort
  07/07/26
...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Lime Turdskin

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Odious Carmine School Private Investor

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Lime Turdskin

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Dashing translucent hissy fit boiling water

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: chestnut faggotry ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983208)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: tan razzle location police squad

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Slippery Saffron Idea He Suggested

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: green lascivious tanning salon

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Lime Turdskin

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: green lascivious tanning salon

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Lime Turdskin

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Blue Dog Poop Hell

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: green lascivious tanning salon

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: silver soggy brethren

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Lime Turdskin

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Vibrant corn cake theater stage

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Lime Turdskin

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: awkward candlestick maker

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Vibrant corn cake theater stage

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: aromatic ticket booth

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: awkward candlestick maker

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Apoplectic parlor

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: adulterous lay

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: supple stage

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Apoplectic parlor

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: supple stage

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fuchsia New Version Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983436)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Appetizing alcoholic fat ankles station

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: cowgod

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: supple stage

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Blue Dog Poop Hell

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: awkward candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: exhilarant crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: chestnut faggotry ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: bateful french chef

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Outnumbered Church Building

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: aggressive self-absorbed sandwich

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Talented aqua brunch

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: green lascivious tanning salon

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: electric stage skinny woman

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Blue Dog Poop Hell

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: gold hairy legs resort

I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49996447)



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49998433)