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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Heady pale chapel reading party
  09/15/13
explain.
Pearly passionate field
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Heady pale chapel reading party
  09/15/13
this is not bad
cordovan death wish heaven
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
misunderstood house dysfunction
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Cocky old irish cottage
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Big light blood rage cuckoldry
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
hyperactive spot
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
cordovan death wish heaven
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
galvanic filthy hell coffee pot
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Outnumbered awkward stead faggot firefighter
  09/15/13
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at-the-ready disgusting elastic band
  09/15/13
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Pearly passionate field
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
cordovan death wish heaven
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Heady pale chapel reading party
  09/15/13
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costumed charcoal milk
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Tan bearded gas station wrinkle
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
vengeful gay wizard
  09/15/13
its ok.
Heady pale chapel reading party
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
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  09/25/15
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Heady pale chapel reading party
  12/03/15
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Bat shit crazy sadistic messiness
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costumed charcoal milk
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Heady pale chapel reading party
  06/22/16
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coiffed international law enforcement agency
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Heady pale chapel reading party
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Wine black woman pervert
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Heady pale chapel reading party
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Wine black woman pervert
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
House-broken Bright Business Firm
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Pearly passionate field

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: cordovan death wish heaven

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: misunderstood house dysfunction

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Cocky old irish cottage

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Big light blood rage cuckoldry

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: hyperactive spot

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: cordovan death wish heaven

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: galvanic filthy hell coffee pot

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Outnumbered awkward stead faggot firefighter

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: at-the-ready disgusting elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Pearly passionate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: cordovan death wish heaven

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: costumed charcoal milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Tan bearded gas station wrinkle

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: vengeful gay wizard

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Racy pungent gaping

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: coiffed international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy sadistic messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: costumed charcoal milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: coiffed international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Wine black woman pervert

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Wine black woman pervert

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: coral razzle-dazzle plaza quadroon

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: soggy community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: House-broken Bright Business Firm

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: adulterous gay telephone

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Confused whorehouse

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Titillating Bawdyhouse Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Heady pale chapel reading party

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