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Stirring useless brakes
  07/02/19
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Stirring useless brakes
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Stirring useless brakes
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Big Hideous Mediation Principal's Office
  12/20/20
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Appetizing Native Boltzmann
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Pearly background story sweet tailpipe
  08/21/19
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Brilliant Mexican
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
slap-happy boistinker
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Massive Very Tactful Antidepressant Drug Genital Piercing
  08/21/19
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outnumbered zombie-like lay
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
hairraiser library
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Pearly background story sweet tailpipe
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Massive Very Tactful Antidepressant Drug Genital Piercing
  08/21/19
emergency money
Pearly background story sweet tailpipe
  08/21/19
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hyperactive razzmatazz range knife
  09/01/19
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Frisky Faggot Firefighter
  03/06/20
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Frisky Faggot Firefighter
  09/10/21
hehe
concupiscible sinister university incel
  09/13/25
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Big Hideous Mediation Principal's Office
  09/13/25
You’re poor
rusted abode
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Stirring useless brakes
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
sapphire insane cuck
  09/01/19
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hyperactive razzmatazz range knife
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
slap-happy boistinker
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Stirring useless brakes
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
outnumbered zombie-like lay
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Stirring useless brakes
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Titillating free-loading milk
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Stirring useless brakes
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
iridescent bull headed hall
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Stirring useless brakes
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
clear pit psychic
  09/10/21
great thread
Hateful sneaky criminal jew
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Stirring useless brakes
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Stirring useless brakes
  04/10/23
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Appetizing Native Boltzmann
  04/10/23
i love men
Hateful sneaky criminal jew
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Stirring useless brakes
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Stirring useless brakes
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
sapphire insane cuck
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Stirring useless brakes
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
arousing rebellious rehab famous landscape painting
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Stirring useless brakes
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Stirring useless brakes
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Stirring useless brakes
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Stirring useless brakes
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
Stirring useless brakes
  11/14/25
You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/22/26


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Stirring useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Big Hideous Mediation Principal's Office

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Appetizing Native Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Pearly background story sweet tailpipe

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Brilliant Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: slap-happy boistinker

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Massive Very Tactful Antidepressant Drug Genital Piercing

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: outnumbered zombie-like lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: hairraiser library

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Pearly background story sweet tailpipe

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Massive Very Tactful Antidepressant Drug Genital Piercing

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Pearly background story sweet tailpipe

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: hyperactive razzmatazz range knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Frisky Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Frisky Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: concupiscible sinister university incel

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Big Hideous Mediation Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: rusted abode

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: sapphire insane cuck

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: hyperactive razzmatazz range knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: slap-happy boistinker

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: outnumbered zombie-like lay

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Titillating free-loading milk

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: iridescent bull headed hall

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: clear pit psychic

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Hateful sneaky criminal jew

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Appetizing Native Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Hateful sneaky criminal jew

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: sapphire insane cuck

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: arousing rebellious rehab famous landscape painting

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Stirring useless brakes

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#50149638)