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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
salmon shrine
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
mahogany national security agency
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
salmon shrine
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
concupiscible cerise ratface public bath
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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aphrodisiac school cafeteria circlehead
  04/05/22
He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
Laughsome unhinged home psychic
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
Floppy Therapy Property
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blathering mediation forum
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
salmon shrine
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Floppy Therapy Property
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
salmon shrine
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Floppy Therapy Property
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Soul-stirring laser beams
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Mewling Mad Cow Disease Area
  04/05/22
Height?
Wine Theater
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
salmon shrine
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poppy abusive international law enforcement agency
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supple tan volcanic crater
  04/05/22
Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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  04/05/22
shots fired
Pale hospital
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
salmon shrine
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
zombie-like gas station skinny woman
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
Ivory space regret
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salmon shrine
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Iridescent Feces Indian Lodge
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
French Factory Reset Button
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
concupiscible cerise ratface public bath
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Irradiated aggressive set
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Ivory space regret
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: salmon shrine

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: salmon shrine

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: concupiscible cerise ratface public bath

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: slate odious community account

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac school cafeteria circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: concupiscible cerise ratface public bath

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: gaped location windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: adventurous buff nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: big dark theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Laughsome unhinged home psychic

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Property

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: blathering mediation forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: salmon shrine

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Property

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: salmon shrine

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Property

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring laser beams

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Mewling Mad Cow Disease Area

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Wine Theater

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: salmon shrine

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: poppy abusive international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: supple tan volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Mischievous new version tank

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Pale hospital

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: salmon shrine

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: zombie-like gas station skinny woman

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Ivory space regret

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: salmon shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Iridescent Feces Indian Lodge

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: French Factory Reset Button

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Cracking rusted organic girlfriend

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: concupiscible cerise ratface public bath

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Irradiated aggressive set

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Ivory space regret

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Shimmering giraffe

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: concupiscible cerise ratface public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: sinister vermilion potus halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Comical main people stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: salmon shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: salmon shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Harsh Toaster

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: salmon shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114491)